While Ash's Metapod got harder and harder, the boy from Pallet Town and his perverted friend Brock got closer to the Dragon's Den's entrance. In that cave, Misty would be waiting for them.

'Ash, Misty is waiting for you in a cave,' Brock said. 'That's funny.'

'Huh? I don't get it.'

'Ash, you are entering a cave. And later today, you will be entering Misty's cave.'

Sadly for Brock, his friend was too dense to understand sex jokes like this. And so, Brock decided to let it go.

Suddenly, our heroes heard a voice. 'Hey, Ash! Long time no see!'

'Huh? Who said that?' Ash asked. Then, he turned around and saw somebody he never wanted to see again.

'Hello Ash!' a tall, skinny man with brown hair said. 'What a coincidence seeing you here! Are you here to meet some hot female?'

'Who are you? I see that you already met Ash, but I don't know you.'

'I am Rudy, leader of the Trovita Island Gym! I am the best pick-up artist of the Orange Islands!'

'I hate him so much…' Ash moaned. 'Misty, Tracey and I met this guy on the Orange Islands eight years ago. This is the creep who tried to seduce Misty!'

'Yes, and I almost succeeded. If you didn't meddle, I would've gotten in her pants,' Rudy said.

'Ash, is that true? Was Misty attracted to him?' Brock asked.

'I don't know,' Ash said. 'All I know is that Rudy was obsessed with her.'

'Why would I not be obsessed with Misty? She is the hottest female on the planet! So hot that when I heard you two talk about her at the Vermilion City harbour, I knew I had to get to Blackthorn City as well!' Rudy explained. 'Oh fuck, I said too much…'

'What the fuck? Have you been stalking us?' Brock asked.

'Oh well, there's no denying it. Yes, I was at the harbour because I wanted to visit Misty in Cerulean City. However, when I reached Vermilion City, I heard you two talk about visiting her in Blackthorn, so I decided to follow you two and took the boat to Olivine and then the bus to Blackthorn that you two also took,' Rudy admitted.

'That's fucking creepy! You're a stalker!' Ash snapped.

'So? Who cares if I stalk you? I'm gonna shag Misty today, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!' Rudy taunted.

'Rudy, this is fucking creepy, but I understand. If I had the chance to fuck Contest Idol and Playboy model Lisia, I would totally do some stalking as well if I had to,' Brock acknowledged.

While overhearing the conversation between the three men, Pikachu sighed. Not the Playboy talk again!

'No you're not! I bet Misty doesn't even like you, because you're stinky and a loser!' Ash taunted.

'No female can resist me!' Rudy said. 'I am the best womanizer on the planet!'

'No, I'm the best womanizer!' Brock argued, despite getting rejected by almost every woman he tried to hit on.

'No, I'm a real ladies' man! I slept with so many hot females!' Rudy protested.

Then, a blue-haired woman and her Altaria passed by. Overhearing the conversation, the woman gave Rudy a stern look.

'Females? Don't you mean women?' the woman asked.

'Why? What's wrong with saying females?' Rudy argued.

'It's sexist! You probably don't call men males, but you call women females! That's typical MRA behaviour! Incels, pick-up artists and nice guys say this. It's awful!' the woman snapped.

'Lisia! I want to be your nice guy!' Brock exclaimed with hearts in his eyes, while staring at her erect nipples. Much to the pervert's amusement, Lisia did not like to cover up. She wore short, low-waisted shorts and a white crop top without a bra under it. And so, her hard nipples were poking through her top, attracting Brock's heart-shaped eyes like two hard magnets.

'Lisia? Oh yeah, you are the woman on the cover of the Playboy magazine my friend Brock is reading,' Ash said.

'I don't like nice guys. Sure, I like guys who happen to be nice, but I hate sexist nice guys,' Lisia said. 'If you are a nice guy, I don't like you.'

'Oh! In that case, I'm a bad boy! Not a nice guy at all!' Brock declared.

'Lisia, I can confirm that he is indeed a creep,' Ash laughed.

'Hey, you bitch! If you don't like nice guys, you must be one of those females who only likes macho assholes! That is so fucking shallow!' Rudy complained. 'You're a feminazi!'

'What the fuck?' Lisia asked, while her Altaria struggled to resist the urge to use Peck on Rudy. 'I actually prefer men who don't conform to the male gender role. And I like men who are kind. But I don't like sexist nice guys who feel entitled to sex, just because they pretend to be kind. And I'm a feminist, not a feminazi!'

The woman from Hoenn looked at Brock, out of curiosity what the creep had to say to that. However, he said nothing, since he was still staring at the hard nipples that poked through her very skimpy crop top. Brock often talked about how hot her chubby belly was, and about her nice butt, but he could not stop staring at her big breasts.

'Feminism has gone too far! You must be a misandrist who wants men to be oppressed!' Rudy yelled.

'What the fuck? We live in a patriarchal society. Feminism is important! You are a sexist asshole!' Lisia snapped. 'I knew you were a dick when I heard you calling women females!'

'Hey, wanna battle, bitch?' Rudy asked. 'I know that feminists suck at battling. Well, most females do. Men are better at Pokémon Battles.'

'You're on, you sexist scumbag!' Lisia snapped.

While Rudy sent out his Exeggutor, Lisia hugged Ali, her Altaria.

Brock decided to be the referee. 'Trainers, are you ready?'

'Ali, use your Peck!' Lisia shouted.

'Al Altaria!' the bird squealed. Then, he flew towards the coconut tree and jabbed Rudy's weak Pokémon with his beak. After one hit, Exeggutor collapsed.

'Exeggutor is unable to battle. Sexy Lisia is the winner!' Brock said, while still drooling over her erect nipples.

'YAY!' Lisia squealed. She hugged her Altaria and decided to taunt Rudy. 'MRA's suck at battling. Especially MRA's who call women females can't battle.'

''Shut up, bitch! You're not even a hot female!' Rudy lied. 'I wouldn't sleep with you even if you begged me to! You're a fat slut!'

'Yes, and you've been staring at this fat slut's big tits all the time! It looks like there is a little bulge in your pants. Only a little one, since you probably have a small penis,' Lisia teased.

'Lisia, if you are a fat slut… Then fat sluts are hot!' Brock drooled.

While Altaria and Pikachu laughed their asses off, Ash was confused. What is feminism? What are MRA's? What are incels? The boy from Pallet Town never heard of those words.

'Lisia, I'm just curious… What are you doing in Blackthorn City?' Brock asked. 'I thought you lived in Sootopolis City, in Hoenn.'

'I'm here to have a threesome with my boyfriend Simon Cowell and Blackthorn City Gym Leader Clair! Simon will crush my wet pussy while Clair can play with my tits,' Lisia explained. 'It's gonna be FUN!'

'But wouldn't it be even more fun if it was me instead of Simon?' Brock asked hopefully.

'Well, Simon is my boyfriend. I slept with many people, but nobody is as hot as he is,' the curvy Playboy model said. Then, she knew how to troll the creep. 'But if you want to join instead of Clair, that would be just fine. Are you up for that?'

'Sex with another man?! Ew! Never! But if it means I get to shag you, I suppose that's okay,' Brock said.

'I was just trolling you. I'm just going to have sex with Simon and Clair. I gotta go now. Goodbye!' Lisisa said.'

While Lisia walked away, Brock and Rudy kept staring at her big butt.

'Al!' her Altaria squealed, saying goodbye. 'Altaria!'