'I… I… Um… I can't do it… This is too difficult!' Ash muttered.

'Come on, Ash! This is your chance! Please, just try to tell Misty how you feel!' Brock begged his friend.

'Misty, I, um… I feel weird and tingly when I think about you!' Ash blurted out.

The Cerulean City Gym Leader was shocked. Was this really happening? Was that dense little kid finally able to understand love and sex? Or was she just getting her hopes up, and would Ash say something about how he values their friendship? And so, she decided to test Ash, to see how he would respond. 'What do you mean, Ash? You feel tingly because we are very good friends? Best friends?'

'No, like more than best friends! Like, I want to kiss you and do all that stuff Brock always talks about!''

Ash was hoping that Misty would confess her feelings as well. After all, Brock told him that she was madly in love with him. However, Misty just stood there and said nothing.

'Are you okay, Mist? Do you feel the same way about me or not?' Ash asked. 'If you don't feel the same way about me, that's okay. Then we can just be friends.'

However, Misty refused to say anything. Instead, she moved her lips towards his and let her tongue dance with his tongue.

While the two kept French kissing for two minutes, Rudy cried. 'It's not fair! I'm an alpha male! I'm a nice guy! A true gentleman! Why does that stupid female kiss him and not me?'

When Misty finished her first kiss, she answered Rudy's questions. 'Because I love him. I don't love you! And besides, Ash is not a MRA like you are. He doesn't call women females ! He actually respects me and sees me as a human being!'

'Screw you, bitch! You're just another feminazi, and you're ugly anyways! I lied before, I was just trying to be nice to you because I'm such a nice guy!' Rudy yelled with tears in his eyes.

'Bullshit! You were hitting on me on Trovita Island and you were hitting on me again. You constantly have a huge bulge in your pants when you're around me! You're just angry because I rejected you!' Misty snapped. 'And you are NOT a nice guy. You are a creep who believes that women owe you sex if you are kind!'

'No, I'm a fucking alpha male! And I'm a nice guy! A nice guy who will destroy you in battle!' Rudy shouted, while hurling a Poké Ball in the air. 'You only have water Pokémon, so you can't beat my Electabuzz!'

A yellow Pokémon with black stripes emerged from Rudy's Poké Ball and gave the redhead from Cerulean City an intimidating look.

Misty was in a tough spot. After all, Rudy was right. Her water Pokémon were no match for Electabuzz. However, she had one Pokémon who would be able to do the job.

'Dratini, I choose you!' Mistys said. Her newly caught Pokémon came out of her Poké Ball and was not intimidated by the big yellow electric Pokémon.

'I'll be the referee,' Brock said. 'Begin!'

'Hurry up, Misty! Kissing you was hot! I wanna do it again!' Ash shouted.

'Wow, that's out of character! Normally, Pokémon battles are all you care about, and now you want this to be over so you can go back to being intimate with Misty!' Brock noticed. 'You really love Misty, don't you!'

'I do, Brock,' Ash said, while his hard cock poked through his pants.

'Everyone knows that females can't compete with men in a battle!' Rudy said. 'Females are too emotional! Men are rational and calm.'

'Knock it off with your females bullshit, you sexist piece of shit!' Misty snapped. Then, she knew what to do. 'Dratini, you must be angry at Rudy as well. Take your anger out on his Electabuzz and beat the fuck out of him with your Bubblebeam!'

'Tini!' Dratini squealed. Then, the baby dragon shot bubbles at her opponent, who instantly collapsed.

'Electabuzz is unable to battle! Dratini is the winner. Victory goes to Misty!' Brock said.

After returning Electabuzz to his Poké Ball, Rudy got even angrier. 'You got lucky, you close-minded female who cannot appreciate the greatness of Rudy, the ultimate alpha male!'

Then, Ash ran towards the love of his life. This time, he wanted to do more than kissing. And so, he took off his shirt and dropped his pants. Luckily for him, Misty decided to strip down as well. Then, Misty hugged Ash and had her hands on his firm buttocks. 'Do me, Ash. Do me right here, right now! I know that Brock and Rudy are here, but I don't care. I'm too horny to wait until we leave this cave!'

Ash wasted no time in embracing Misty, kissing her passionately as they made love.

'Oh, Ash! Oh, oh, oh, Ash! ASH!' Misty moaned, while Ash was on top of her. And so, both of our heroes lost their virginity.

'Yes! Misty! Misty! Misty! Oh! Oh!'

While Brock had the decency to look away, Rudy sat down on a rock and saw how his crush and the young man he hated were getting it on. The creep from Trovita Island broke down and burst out in tears. 'Why does that hot female love Ash? Why not me?'

Meanwhile, Pikachu and Misty's new Dratini found a spot behind a rock, where they were unable to see their horny trainers.

'Pika Pikapi!' Pikachu squealed, meaning that he was so happy for Ash and Misty that they finally got to confess their feelings to each other after eight years of sexual frustration and unconvincing denial.

'Dratini! Tini!' Dratini said. 'I don't know my new trainer very well yet. She only caught me two hours ago. But Misty seems nice. Much nicer than that Rudy guy! He's not a nice guy, even though he says he is.'

'Pika Pika!'

'Dratini!'