"Wait," Ash said Johnny. "Wait up!"
Johnny waited for her to arrive.
"I have to tell you something," Ash said while she barely dared to look at Johnny.
"What is it," Johnny said, "You can tell me anything."
"It's... I think... I'm not sure but... oh gosh, I'm embarrassing myself," Ash said with the cutest giggle Johnny had ever seen her show.
"I think I... I think I love Porsha!"
And with those words, Johnny's heart sank. Because really... really he loved Ash.
Johnny sat there, at home, in Calatonia. But he didn't want to go anywhere. The weigh on his heart was too heavy to bare. And so he laid down on his bed and stared at the ceiling while listening to his favorite songs.
"Ash!" Johnny yelled. She looked up. She with her beautiful football-like eyes. Ghost Johnny couldn't wait to tell her his true feelings!
"Ash," Johnny said with a quivering lip. His heart beating like a drum.
"I love you."
Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between Johnny and Ash.
No one could deny it.
No one except Ash and Johnny, that is.
They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust.
Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.
A war of lust.
And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war.
Something had to be someone.
In the middle of all this, finally, Buster could stand it no longer.
He found Johnny, and pulled them to one side
"That's it! its ruining the team. Its clear you cant function while Ash is around!"
"What no! I am fine."
"No. Its very clear. You need to do the Aggressive cuddling with them"
Everyone else in the room nodded at this.
"But doing the aggressive cuddling with Ash...isn't that..umm...wrong?"
"Oh, sure, its wrong. Very very wrong.
But just because somethings wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?"
"No, I suppose not"
Johnny wondered off thinking of the aggressive cuddling...how will he introduce the idea to Ash? and would they accept it?
Johnny finally found a moment to pull Ash away from the others, to have a private moment.
"Johnny we have to do it"
"I know, my team told me as well. Apparently our feelings are causing problems for everyone else."
"So we are agreed? We finally let our feelings out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?"
"Yes. For the team"
"No...for us"
Johnny leapt on Ash at that raging southern tamandua they kept locked up finally unleashed.
Johnny and Ash quickly became a ball of body-parts. Shoulders, torsos and elbows all tangled together. Johnny didn't know what bit to focus on, so grabbed a spare mayo shooting hotdog gun and dived in.
"More! More! More!" whispered Ash to Johnny.
Their love making was like a sunrise of penis's. Its like they were everywhere - inescapable (not that either of them wanted to escape them).
Things got...messy...from that point on.
But it was love.