It was night in Paris. You were laying in your bed and staring at your wall. After a few moments, you turned to look at the clock on your bedside table.

3 a.m.

You really should sleep, tomorrow was a school day, but you just couldn't.

It happened so much today.

After the Miraculous Cure swept around Paris and turned anything back to normal, for a long time you kept holding your parents in your arms. They hugged you back just as strong.

Neither wanted to be apart from the other.

So for a few hours, you forgot all about the Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir situation and just were happy to have your parents back.

But now anything was calm and you could think again.

You needed, no, you have to take down Chat Noir. It couldn't go on like that.

But could you really do it?

Would the photos and the video you did be enough?

Should you give them to the news station?

You wrinkle your nose. No, this was not a good idea.

You remembered how Nadja Chamack did her interview with Ladybug and Chat Noir. How she wanted Ladybug to admit that she and Chat Noir were dating, how Chat Noir said maybe someday, and then the kiss that was shown without the permission of the heroes. Well, Chat Noir surely liked it, but Ladybug was offended.

Cleary they would spin it into some LadyNoir bullshit.

You couldn't believe that you haven't seen before how sick it was to ship real people together. You feel ashamed of yourself. Ladybug could have a boy or a girlfriend in her civilian life or didn't want to date at all, but Paris citizens seemed more interested in shipping real people than them finally defending Papillion and ending his terror.

You signed and got out of your bed.

You needed advice, another look into this situation, it was too delicate to handle.

So you took your phone and tipped a message to the only person who could help in your guy's Whatsapp Chat.

Husband 3

Luka, are you awake?

Luka, I know it's late, but I need to talk.

Luka Couffaine!

I won't stop till you answer me!

I'm awake, I'm awake, what's the matter [Y/N]? Your messaging nearly woke up Jules. You know she needs her sleep.

Ups, I'm sorry. Do you think we can meet at the Liberty? I need your advice, I'm going crazy here.

Is everything okay with you? You are worrying me here. That's not you coming over so late at night just for some advice. What happened today?

Besides that, my parents died before my eyes? Luka, really, I need to talk in person with you.

I will be waiting for you then. Be careful on your way over.

Always, see you in a few minutes!

With that, you shut down your phone and searched for your favorite hoodie to put over your night clothes. Like a ninja, you left your home and made your way to the Seine where the Liberty was currently docked.

The nightlife was high up in Paris. You heard singing, screaming and shouting, and loud laughter. You felt some people, manly men, staring at your form and started to walk faster.

A young girl at night all alone had to be wary. Anything could happen.

Thank god, you were nearly there.

You could see Luka standing with crossed arms and a worried look in his pretty blue eyes beside the gangplank.

"Hey.", you called out softly.
"Hey to you too.", he answered just as softly.

Luka was wearing his PJs and his favorite jacket. From his messy hair, you could tell he had slept deep before you woke him up.

You felt bad.

Maybe that was not a good idea?

Before you could do anything, Luka opened his arms for you.

"C'mere, I can sense that you need a good hug."

Well, you weren't one to say no to a patented Luka-Couffaine-Hug and snuggled up to your best friend in the whole wide world.

You both were nearly the same height, Luka had only a few centimeters above you, but you could hug easily and comfortably.

You let out a shuddering breath, which you didn't even know you were holding and Luka started to hum a small melody. Clearly, he wanted you to relax.

It started to help and after a few moments you patted is back.

"I'm okay enough.", you told him.

"You sure, Harmony?"

You smiled wide hearing Luka's nickname for you. It gave you comfort. He had given you this because he said he never had heard a more harmonic song in a person's heart than yours. You felt honored.

"Yeah, I'm sure.", you insured him. "Don't worry."

Luka just looked at you for a few seconds, you bet anything he was listening to your heart's song to be sure, and nodded then.

He took your hand and lead you two to two chairs on the deck. You sat down facing each other.

"So, what has you driving you crazy [Y/N]?", he asked worriedly.

You signed.
Not time like the present.

You took your phone out and searched for the video you made.

"It's better I show you.", you explained. You gave Luka your phone. "Watch the video, please."

He did as you asked, even if he seemed confused at first, but then you could see how big his eyes got. Then how he frowned and then how his eyes got an angry glimmer.

You watched him in silence. Luka when angry was a sight to be seen, it did take a lot to make him lose his nerves. Seeing how he reacted to the video like this made you feel valid in your own feelings.

"What a piece of shit!", Luka cursed, after finishing the video.

You nodded. "You tell me."

Luka looked up from the phone, and yep, he was really pissed.

"Ma and I took as many people as we could on the Liberty to save them from the waves, cause that's what you do when someone needs help and...and...Chat Noir was just mopping around?! He is a superhero it is his duty to help us. He could, but he didn't! What is wrong with him?"

"I haven't the faintest idea, Luka, believe me. I just wish I could punch his stupid face.", you answered him.

"I will hold him down for you.", he growled.

"Thank you, but there is more."

"Worser then this?!"

So you started to tell him how you were now pretty sure that Chat Noir sexually harassed Ladybug, how he never took his job seriously and how the whole city cared more to ship two people than them defending Papillion.

After that Luka stayed still for a long while. You wanted to ask if he was okay, but he put a hand up, meaning he needed time to process all of this. You stayed silent and watched how he started to meditate to surely get his emotion and thoughts under control.

You keep an eye out for any Akuma that could possibly be on his way.

But it seemed Papillion had enough for today or was in bed since no Akuma came for Luka.

Good.

"Harmony.", called you Luka.

Seems like he was done with his meditation. You turned back to him. Luka had pensive look on his face.

"I just don't get it.", he started, biting his lip nervously. "I meet Ladybug and Chat Noir, I have heard their heart songs…but nothing seemed wrong. Why did I not see all of this?"

"It's like someone took a blindfold off you, right? Or in your case, earplugs.", you said half earnestly, half joking.

Luka ignored your weak attempt to joke and shoved his hair from his forehead frustrated.

"Yes, it's just like that. Shit, Harmony, what is going on? This can't be normal."

"You mean, it could be Miraculous related?", you asked wondering.

It would explain why nobody else had said a thing. If a Miraculous was in use in Adrien/Chat's favor, then it would be hard to take away his hero status. You would have to need first to get rid of it.

He shrugged his shoulders.

"Maybe…or the universe play's favorite and it took a strange liking to Chat Noir."

Strangely you imagined the universe as a white-straight guy in his forty's with a beard.

You shudder.

You had a feeling someone like this would block anyone on Twitter who wasn't agreeing with him over some fictional character and demand that it should be worshipped because it was perfect and didn't need to change!

You would have nightmares later, that was sure!

"God, I hope not.", you answered Luka.

"So, what are we doing now?"

"You will help me?", you asked smiling.

You already had a feeling that he would, but hearing it was nice. Luka smiled back and nodded.

"You will need all the help to get Chat Noir to quit."

"Right, so okay, that's what I thought.", you started. "We can't give this to a news station because I don't trust them to not turn this into some LadyNoir Bullshit. Remember the interview Nadja Chamack did?"

"Yeah, you are right, we better avoid this. We have to do this."

"But what could we do?", you asked frustrated. "Running around Paris and showing any person we meet the video?"

"Harmony, [Y/N], I think the solution is pretty simple. We do live in a technologically advanced society.", reminds you Luka with a little grin.

"Technologically advanced society...", you parroted thoughtfully.

What could he mean?

Then it hit you! The Ladyblog! Paris number one source for anything Ladybug and Chat Noir related.

"A blog, we are going to start a blog! With the sole goal to reawoke Chat Noir right as a hero and him handing over his ring to Ladybug!", you shouted happily and jumped up.

Luka shushed you and reminded you that his mother and sister were still sleeping. You said sorry.

"So, how are we going to call this blog?", asked Luka curiously.

You grinned mischievously.

Like the cat who got the cream.

"The Kickat-Blog!"