Whopish

"AHHHH, PA, PLEASE STOP IT." A tied imp begged as his eyes were red from crying, and his body was covered with whip marks. He looked at the giggling duo of girls' imps who seemed so happy to use a whip and beat the crap of him.

The bulky imp with a mustache remained quiet, watching his two young girls using their whips to beat the imp who was tied with both hands in the air and both feet on the floor.

"Hehehe, come on Moxxie, don't yah be a crybaby, it's just a whip." Millie smiled as she used all her strength to launch the whip and hit on his forehead.

Whopish

"AHHHHH. MILLIE YAH BITCH." Moxxie who was looking so hurt and betrayed now looked at his own sibling with anger and bloodshot eyes. But then another whip hit on his stomach. "Sallie May, even you?"

"Sorry big brother, but it's fun, and you cannot take off the fun of kids." Sallie May said as she giggled at the suffering of her old brother.

"Hahaha, there is nothing yah can do to us, Pa said it was good for yah." Millie smiled as she was preparing to use her whip again. But suddenly she felt her hand being held by her father.

"Time is up," Joe said which made both girls look at him confused. And a minute later, for the relief of Moxxie and for the despair of Millie, their places were switched. "Yah kids should take this as a lesson, which is one Ah forgot what is about, but nothing teaches better than life, so Ah think each of you 3 learn something. Sallie, yah are going to be next after Moxxie finishes his 10 minutes, enjoy as yah can. Ah'm going to take a beer."

"NO PA," Millie shouted in fear as she noticed the hungry hateful look on her brother.

"It's fine Pa, yah can have your beer, and yah can take yar cigar too." Moxxie sounded genuinely happy when he instructed his adoptive father, which made Joe contemplate a little.

"Yeah, yah right, a good cigar too. Okay, see yah in a few minutes." Joe nodded his head and left the barn with Mills crying his name in fear…

"Hehehe." Millie noticing how she was fucked up, laughed nervously… "Hey Moxxie, yah know that we are siblings right? Yah know that Ah would never hurt yah so terrible, ah even went easy on yah. Can't yah go easy on me too?"

Moxxie remained quiet, and looking at the whip on his hands, he launched the whip on his side, which made Millie sigh in relief…

Crack, crack

Millie noticed the cracking sounds, and her eyes went wide open when she noticed Moxxie was cracking every single finger of his knuckles, with bloodshot eyes, Moxxie was determined to give his old sister a beating of her life.

"Gulp." Millie's only reaction before Moxxie went over her body like an angry monkey to beat the crap of her.

"Oh shit," Sallie whispered as she noticed one thing… First was her brother, and later was her sister… later of course it would be her… Now she got into a dilemma in her life… "What do ah do now? Ah'm fucked."

"Moxxie, ugh, stop, ugh, can't we just talk? AGHH, YAH, AHGH, Sallie help. Ugh…"

"Dilemma, what a fucking dilemma," Sallie said as she hold her whip trying to make a decision…

*Whistle*

It was the sound of the imp who seemed so comfortable over his demonic cow, crossing the fields by carrying a car and a dead body tied into a rope, with a succubus unable to move and just with the wish of death approaching quickly.

"Oh fuck, what he is going to do with me?" Verosika felt the panic urge since she witness the quick yet painful death of the imp who drugged her. And yet, the whistle from the assassin in front of her, seemed so relaxing and energic, something like she reminds of watching western movies.

She then saw the imp giving her a quick glance which made her flinch.

"Is yer tongue still dormant?" Moxxie asked in concern, glancing at the body of the singer shriving in fear. Noticing that she wasn't fine with the circumstances, he unbuttoned his jacket and placed it over Verosika surprising her. "It's startin' to get cold, hold still, the ranch is not far from here."

Verosika got startled by the gentle act of the imp if wasn't for the fact that his jacket would just cover part of her shoulders and titties. Still was a touching act, and yet… there was an essence over the jacket, something sweet, a scent that Verosika's found so familiar, and yet she didn't remember quite well what was the smell.

"If yah are still having problems to talk, don't worry about it, the farm must have something to help yah with that. Jus' don't mind the mess on there, we didn't think we could have a visit today. But Ah think Ma will be glad after knowing Ah help a demon in danger over here." Moxxie decided to talk since his company wasn't able to give any answer to his comments. "And Ah have to warn yah about mah sisters."

"Warn me? Warn me about what?" Verosika raised her eyebrows as she replied in thought, waiting for her savior and possibly her assassin to give an answer.

Moxxie noticed her eyebrows rise up, which made him smile.

"Okay let me start with my elder sister… 5 minutes older than me, but Ah'm still the man of the house when Pa isn't around. Ah'm not the kind of person who shoves that on her face… Only when she disobeys me when we are in need to finish the tasks on the schedules at the ranch." Moxxie raised both his hands in defense, not long after snickering from the fights he always had with his sister when it comes to simple tasks. "Oh yeah, and don't mind her fawning to us… Every time Ah brings someone home she is the kind of demon who likes any kind of demon, any kind of demon, any kind of demon. What kind? Any kind."

Verosika's eyes went wide open as she noticed Moxxie shaking his head every time he was repeating the way his sister likes the kinds of a demon. It's kinda funny to see the imp acting so silly when he shook his head in the way he talked about his sister.

"Huh." Was the sound coming from her mouth, attracting the attention of the imp who seemed to nod his head to her.

"Ah'm serious, ah couldn't bring the worst scum of the hell and she would be like, Awwwwww yah are so cute together." Moxxie used both his hands and tried to make a good impression of his sister's voice, which made him laugh alone, leaving Verosika to look at him in disbelief.

"Is he serious about that?" Verosika asked as she noticed that the cold-blooded assassin didn't seem that intimidating anymore, he sounded more like a dork who was a family boy, and thank fuck for that, it made her more comfortable and less terrified of what happened.

"Now mah younger sister, she hates everyone Ah bring home. It doesn't matter who ah bring at home, she always said to them that they aren't good enough for me. Ah don't even know why she does that… But ah swear, Ah could bring Prince Stollas and Asmodeus at home." Moxxie said exasperated which made Verosika's has her interest perked, 2 highness? "And Sallie would be like… Yah has known that he prefers Princess Charlie over yah."

Verosika's mouth dropped, even with her body paralyzed and her tongue unable to make words properly, it was still visible the way that her shock proved that it was in fact something she wouldn't expect to hear from an up.

"Okay, that's bullshit. I don't believe it. There is no way that there would be an imp so ballsy to say that Asmodeus would be inferior to someone, the king of lust, wouldn't be good enough for a fucking imp?" Verosika wondered aloud as she even as a succubus felt a bit of outrage from hearing that, it was like hearing that her idol and favorite singer had trash songs.

"And there is Ma and Pa. They are a bit restrictive, but Ah think that's normal for parents to be like that, but knowing that is going to rain, ah'm sure that they don't mind to give shelter to someone in times like that." Moxxie said as he shrugged… "Oh, if you hear my Ma shouting with someone, maybe it was because of Daisy, so just ignore it."

"Daisy who?" Verosika wondered aloud not a second later she noticed the smirk from the imp growing up.

"Ah know what you are wondering, but trust me, it's really interesting to see. Ah just don't understand why. Mah Ma can be stubborn when she wants to." Moxxie said as he noticed the cloud formation getting heavier from the tempest who would aim directly at the poor demons who were distracted into the Wrath Ring. "It seems the rainstorm will come to get us if we don't quick our steps. Betsy, YAH."

Like a whip, Moxxie used his ropes to make the three-headed demonic cow hiss and uses all its strength to go into full speed even if was carrying a body and a car on ropes.

"Hollyshit, this cow is strong." Verosika noticed as the wind crossed her face, and even the wheels of her car seemed to be carried easily from the animal's raw strength. "I just hope I know where I'm getting to."

"Joe, he didn't come home yet. Yah think he is fine?" A more mature female imp who has red skin covered with white spots, dark wild hair, and black horns with stripes looked at the window from her house, worry carrying after seeing her son leaving the ranch just to buy groceries for their animals… but the news of the rain appearing so suddenly made her look at the window in concern.

"He's fine Lin, the ol boy wouldn't be stupid to cross the other side of Wrath while seeing the possible rain in the sky. He's coming home." The grumpy voice said, with his eyes looking deeply at the newspaper he sounded seriously concentrated on reading the news in his hands.

But even with that.

"Joe, you are reading upside down," Lin said as she didn't even bother to look back and remained watching the horizon from her window.

Joe noticed that he was indeed looking at the newspaper upside down, he was busted. He smashed the papers like it was paper ball.

"Fuckin'" Joe grumbled as he decided to get up and try to take a cigar to relax. "And the girl's."

"They are playing cards. Ah don't think they will notice Moxxie's disappearance until 8 p.m" Lin assured her husband not a second later they heard a loud impact sound from the second floor.

"TRUCO BITCH."

"6"

"9"

"12"

"TRUCO THIEF"

"I DOUBT IT."

"TRUCO PAN."

"TRUCO FLASH"

"I PAY FOR IT."

"I DOUBLE IT"

"CALL ME"

"WHEN?"

"TOMORROW."

"WHICH TIME?"

"10:30"

"I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM."

"YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS."

"CALL FOR PIZZA."

"WHICH FLAVOR?"

"MUSSARELA."

"WHICH CARD IS IT?"

"IT'S THE KING."

"SUCK IT MILLS, A PICAFUMOOOOO (DIAMONDS)." A smug shout could be heard from then the sudden loud slap coming directly above them.

"ZAPPY (CLUBS) BIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHHH."

"FUCK, YAH GOT A ZAPPY? YAH CHEATED."

"How did ah cheat? YAH ARE THE ONE WHO ASKED TRUCO." Millie's angry voice could be heard and in exactly 5 seconds, the sound of crashing over the second floor was heard as a big fight was already in engaged between 2 members of the family.

Joe listened quietly to the fight that seemed to be happening above him, and using a lighter he lighted his cigar and came near to his wife.

"Yah right, they seem to not notice him until their favorite show starts." Joe smoked and with his eyebrow raised he could see something familiar approaching their direction, and with a nod, he understood whose was and having his wife sigh in relief on his side was also a good thing. "It seems he's back."

"Yeah, but what does Betsy seem to be carrying?" Lin couldn't help but tilt her head and try to guess the object being carried by their trustful cow.

"Alright, we are here." Moxxie smiled as the sudden thunderclaps could be heard above them, which made Moxxie sweat a little but give a good sigh of relief. "An in time, ma'am yah don't know how lucky we are."

"Great." The look on the face of the beautiful succubus meant that she was also in relief, but almost wary of what could happen since she never interacted with the imps family, and she wasn't sure if she was indeed fine or not.

Galloping a few more meters was enough for Moxxie to pull the ropes over his demonic cow.

"Woa Betsy, we are here," Moxxie said as the cow used all its strength to make the abrupt stop making the car still move a few more centimeters and suddenly stop, making Verosika move and almost hit the steering wheel, she almost hit it if wasn't for the foot of the imp make a good obstacle and make the singer hurt herself. But her impact was enough to make his boots hit the horn.

Beeeeep.

The loud horn sound made Moxxie quickly take off his feet between the steering wheel and the singer. Flinching a little, Moxxie noticed a duo coming in his direction.

"Ops, it seems that Ah attracted their attention. Le' me help yah." Moxxie went down from his beast and opened the door which made the singer look at the imp who wanted nothing but to secure her.

"Hmmm." The grunting voice from the succubus was enough to make Moxxie understand that she was getting tired of being incapable of talking or even moving.

"Don' worry, mah Pa may know how to deal with the drug," Moxxie said after noticing the body of the succubus and how she was almost double his size. "Oh, grumps."

Noticing the tone of deception on his face, Verosika raised her eyebrows at him.

"Sorry ma'am but Ah think that yah are too big for me to carry on mah back, unless that Ah touch yah improperly." Moxxie noticed that the way he could carry on the traditional style would be uncomfortable and blush which made Verosika snort inside of her mind.

"What do you mean?" Verosika asked inside of her mind, which with her eyebrow raised, made Moxxie sigh and tried to explain in a better way.

"Maybe yah don't understand, but for me to carry yah in mah back, Ah must touch yar flanks." Moxxie with a deep pink blush on his face confessed which made Verosika snort even further.

"My flanks? Pff… Is he trying to mean my ass? What a dork. Ah fuck, how much I wish to be capable to talk, he makes teasing so easy." Verosika lamented over how it sucked to not be able to tease such a… "HOLD ON… THE SMELL… OH YES… OH FUCK YES… HE IS A VIRGIN… I CAN'T FEEL IT… Oh, maybe this isn't going to be bad after all…"

"Oh wait… Ah got a better idea." Moxxie suddenly snapped his fingers which made Verosika snaps from her thoughts, and suddenly she felt the little arms of the imp which made her glance at what he was trying to do, and suddenly she felt her body being lifted, surprising even further from the strength of an imp half of her size… And then she was between his arms, which made her look at him in shock.

"A bride carrying, nothing like an ol' and traditional style of carrying." Moxxie smiled which made Verosika's mind goes to the blue screen.

"WAIT, HOLD ON, ABORT, ABORT, I DIDN'T SIGN FOR THIS, STOP, STOP IT RIGHT NOW." Verosika could feel part of her blood going directly on her face, it was a humiliating position for a succubus to have, it was something she never wanted even if she was a kid, being carried like a married old lady, this was something that she didn't want even to her worst enemies. "Please, for fucks sake, please, nobody be here to see me into this humiliating position…"

"Moxxie, what the hell is going on?" A voice then could be heard as Verosika felt her world being destroyed…

"Oh… fuck me…" Verosika lamented as she looked at the group of an old couple staring at them…

Well, shit happens…