Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 1, confessional 1]
She crossed out a photo.
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 6, confessional 2]
"To be honest, I was scared out of my mind. Shawn's tough to beat even without him holding a weapon. I'm a little more agile than last time, but he's had years of training! I was just hoping for the best at this point."
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 8, confessional 3]
"I don't like saying bad things about other people, but Luna is completely crazy!"
Confessional: Heroic Hamsters [episode 9, confessional 4]
Everyone was crossing out a photo.
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 10, confessional 5]
"Obviously Luna's lying. But why would she lie?"
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 10, confessional 6]
"I'm not sure what to do. I mean, Sky's my friend. But if what Lindsay said is true...uh, sorry, Lindsay."
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 12, confessional 7]
"I don't like the idea of voting out a friend, but if we lose, what choice do I have?"
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 14, confessional 8]
"I can't believe it. I'm scared of Mike. But he's not himself. The Mike I love is still in there...isn't he? I can't just abandon him...can I? Oh, what I wouldn't give for a pack of Dawn and Leonard's tarot cards right now!"
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 15, confessional 9]
"What did Luna mean by that? That's it; I'm making a deck of tarot cards!"
Confessional: Zoey (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 15, confessional 10]
"No! It can't be! Although...when you think about it...no!"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 16, confessional 11]
"Destiny thought Mike was sort of an alternate personality for a guy named Mal, but I don't think that sort of thing is possible. And to be honest, I trust Mike more than Destiny. Just ask the tarot." She pulled out a stack of cards. "What's next for Mike?" She pulled out three cards. "The Lonely Prisoner, The Creepy Tower, and The Phantom Sage?" She tossed the cards away. "I couldn't remember all the cards, so I made a few up."
Confessional: Zoey [episode 16, confessional 12]
"I knew it! I knew he wouldn't let me become fish food! So romantic!"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 17, confessional 13]
"The sad thing is this isn't the worst party I've been to."
Confessional: Zoey [episode 18, confessional 14]
"I don't think Sol said 'pal'. Did he really say 'Mal'? I might need to keep a closer eye on Mike."
Confessional: Zoey [episode 19, confessional 15]
"Sammy and Mike have been acting kind of weird lately. I just wish I could see inside their heads! Not literally. That would be gross."
Confessional: Zoey [episode 19, confessional 16]
"It's not like Mike to enjoy someone else's misery. I know he can be a bit hostile towards people like Shawn or Scott, but he never really enjoyed it. Hmm, when Sol was making that big goodbye speech, he said that there was a greater evil lurking. He also said the truth is in the art. Maybe I should help Mike search for answers next time we go to the hotel."
Confessional: Zoey [episode 19, confessional 17]
"Maybe Courtney or Jasmine was the greater evil Sol was talking about."
Confessional: Zoey [episode 19, confessional 18]
"Since Courtney is immune, the only other choice I have is Jasmine. But I can't believe Sammy would keep me and Mike from winning. I thought she was my friend!"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 20, confessional 19]
"I know Courtney isn't exactly nice most of the time, but there are limits. Seriously, what is up with Mike? This isn't like him.
Confessional: Zoey [episode 21, confessional 20]
"I can't believe how long Mike's been Mal! Oh, I feel like such a fool for not realizing sooner!"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 21, confessional 21]
"Mike gave me a necklace, Mal! Not a bracelet, you weasel!"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 21, confessional 22]
"No way am I letting anyone else win this challenge! Especially Mal!"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 21, confessional 23]
"I want to bring Mike to the finale, not Mal. But if I ditch Mal now, Mike could be lost forever! Love. Seriously!"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 22, confessional 24]
"Mike's been Mal longer than I thought, but that doesn't mean Mike's not in there...right?"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 22, confessional 25]
"Is Mike really never coming back? No, that's just what Mal wants me to believe...I hope."
Confessional: Zoey [episode 22, confessional 26]
"If this challenge is as dangerous as Chris says, I feel bad bringing back Sky, Brick, Dave and Cam into it. Then again, it's better than letting them float into space, and Cameron might have an idea of how we can get Mike back! If he's still in there."
Confessional: Zoey [episode 22, confessional 27]
"I want to believe him, but can I? Can I?!"
Confessional: Zoey [episode 22, confessional 28]
She squealed in delight.
End Confessionals
So, here's Zoey's confessionals. I honestly thought she was a good finalist in canon, though the path there is where the main controversy lies. (Cough, win streak, cough) At least in my rewrite, that was fixed so she only won immunity twice in a row. And to those saying Zoey's a Mary-Sue, that's not exactly true. Sammy pointed out her biggest flaw in Chapter 20: she's naive, making her easy to trick by villains like Scott and Mal. Still, Zoey's a good character. You can't change my mind on that.
Now, onto the third finalist who sadly became the main villain of All Stars: Mike and Mal. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.