Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 1, confessional 1]

He crossed out a photo.

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 2, confessional 2]

"Yeah, I can relate. I can just see Sky in a beautiful white gown with silky sleeves, and soft slippers, and her dark hair pulled back by a pearly-" A note flew in to him, which he caught. "It's from Sky. 'If you try to imagine me in one of those poofy gowns, I'll have to kill you.'" He gulped. "No, I'm not thinking of that. Well, not now. Sky's not gonna see this, is she?"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 3, confessional 3]

"Leeches?! LEECHES?! That is beyond unsanitary!"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 5, confessional 4]

"Mike is great in the ring, but Helga's probably the only one who can best him in strength. And Courtney can get really strong if her temper's up, which is nearly half the time. We'll quickly get overpowered!"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 7, confessional 5]

"Okay, how is that even possible? Lindsay can't even remember our names, let alone a song's lyrics!"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 9, confessional 6]

He was covered from his head down to his chest in the gray powder. "I wish Chef would pass on the whole 'bed and breakfast' thing and just let us starve instead. It would be much more humane."

Confessional: Heroic Hamsters [episode 9, confessional 7]

Everyone was crossing out a photo.

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 10, confessional 8]

"No way did Sky do any of that! Lindsay must've made that up! Well, she's leaving tonight!"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 12, confessional 9]

"What Duncan's telling everyone must be a huge lie. Why else would Luna say it's true?"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 14, confessional 10]

"I may not be as macho as Mike and Sol, but I'm no softie! I can be tough when I want to be."

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 14, confessional 11]

"Sweetheart, yeah, but bigger sweetheart?! No way!"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 15, confessional 12]

"I'm not sure if I can take anyone here one-on-one. But I can't let them think I'm going soft. I need to show them that I can be tough. So...yeah. Yeah!"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 15, confessional 13]

"Now it's my turn. Now Chris and the others will quit calling me a softie!"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 15, confessional 14]

"I give up. I'm a complete softie, aren't I?"

"That's why Sky loves you so much," Destiny told him from outside the confessional.

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 15, confessional 15]

"Why do most girls go for the tough guys? It's so weird." The bird flew into his lap. "Aw..." He noticed the camera. "It's CUTE, okay?! I can gush!"

Confessional: Dave (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 16, confessional 16]

"Okay, how is she not in the loony bin at this point? She makes Izzy look sane! IZZY!"

Confessional: Dave [episode 16, confessional 17]

"For now. Patience is not one of my strong suits."

Confessional: Dave [episode 16, confessional 18]

"I wasn't trying to be a maniacal villain like Luna! I was helping Scott be a hero?" He clutched his legs in fear.

Confessional: Dave [episode 16, confessional 19]

"I know what I did was wrong, but Fang couldn't be that mad at Scott, right? Right?" He gulped.

Confessional: Dave [episode 16, confessional 20]

"With Luna out of the picture, I'm not sure who to vote for. But since Scott's so mad at me, he wins. I mean, loses."

Confessional: Dave [episode 16, confessional 21]

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Luna was right! I feel like a fly at a frog banquet. They're all out to get me!

Confessional: Dave [episode 17, confessional 22]

"Chris said the vote was unanimous, but how is that possible?! I didn't vote for me! Someone tampered with the votes. But who? How? And why?!"

Confessional: Dave [episode 17, confessional 23]

"She disses me, then wants to hang out with me? Make up your mind!"

Confessional: Dave [episode 17, confessional 24]

He was writing on the toilet paper. "Here is the last will of I, David Jateau-Naveed. I'll be needing it once Sky sees this episode."

End Confessionals

And here's Dave. Honestly, I couldn't help but feel bad for the poor guy in canon. Fortunately, I improved him some without taking away too many of his flaws. Plus, the guy has some pretty funny moments, from his confessional with the wedding dress to his scenes with the budgie. The guy's a pretty good person, in my opinion.

Next will be another character with a chunk of critique, Sierra. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.