Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 1, confessional 1]

"Aw, man. I only came back for Gwen. She better not sulk the whole time, or I might as well be dating Courtney!"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 1, confessional 2]

"I'm used to having girls yell at me, even punch me, but blank me? That's just wrong! I mean, whatever."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 1, confessional 3]

He crossed out a photo of Beardo.

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 2, confessional 4]

"What's with all the lovey-dovey junk? It's called Total Drama, not Total Friendship. I'm definitely on the wrong team."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 2, confessional 5]

"Look, I don't like being with this goody-goody team, but right now, I can't afford to lose another challenge."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 3, confessional 6]

"So Alejandro, Heather and Jo are all trying to work Gwen, but why isn't anyone trying to work me? Probably because I can't be manipulated. But they can at least try."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 4, confessional 7]

"Ugh! To all my peeps back home and in juvie, I am not a hero! It must be a trap to gain my trust and then BAM! They vote me off! Fat chance of that! But I can't let them know that I know, so yeah. I ate the cake. It was like eating the happiest day of my life!"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 6, confessional 8]

"Man, even Destiny's edgier than me, and she's friends with every dork in Canada!"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 6, confessional 9]

"Seriously? Seriously?!"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 7, confessional 10]

"Okay, so I was digging in the dirt for that statue when I stumbled over some rocks and rolled into a ditch. But I can't let them know I was searching for it. But Mike managed to catch onto my lie just by 'my scent'? Hmm, now that I think about it, the dude seems vaguely familiar."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 7, confessional 11]

"Not this again." He moaned.

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 8, confessional 12]

"How that got past the censors is beyond me. Who knew Destiny could have such creative insults?"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 8, confessional 13]

He had an ice pack on his hand. "Just what are those things made of, bricks? If a tough guy like me couldn't take those creeps, that lanky kid certainly can't."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 9, confessional 14]

"Since when do I blow kisses?"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 9, confessional 15]

"I'm not one to care about my looks, but man, check out my lips! It's like two worms having a street fight down there."

Confessional: Heroic Hamsters [episode 9, confessional 16]

Everyone was crossing out a photo.

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 10, confessional 17]

"What is her problem? Of course Courtney talks about me! What else does she have to talk about, Scott? She's just using him to make me jealous. Well, good luck with that." His eye twitched a bit.

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 10, confessional 18]

"Seriously, Gwen can't do what anymore. What is she talking about? Anyway, I vote for that Sky chick. Even if what Lindsay says is baloney, Sky did make it to the finale once before, so she'll be a threat sooner or later."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 11, confessional 19]

"I'm surrounded by so much heroic kindness! Blech! I think it's starting to rub off!" He gasped. "Is that why Gwen dumped me? Whatever. I'm still bad; just watch!" He took his pocket knife and tried to stab the outhouse wall, but the knife just broke on impact. "Oh, come on!"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 11, confessional 20]

"Goshy-gosh, poopy-face fuzzy slipper!" He sighed. "What is wrong with me? Even my swears are lame!"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 11, confessional 21]

"Is it me, or is Destiny starting to sound more like Leshawna?"

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 11, confessional 22]

"Oh, man, I knew Mike seemed familar! When I was a lowly punk in juvie, he was running the place! But back then, his name was Mal. And he is bad news! No wonder Lunatic Luna knows about him."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 12, confessional 23]

"Okay, so I was desperate. But think about it. I'm the odd one out on the Heroes team, and if we lose, I'll be a target. I need four votes against Mike. I can count on Destiny to vote with me since she's an odd one out, too. Zoey will stick with Mike, so I can't rely on her, which means I have to get Dave and Samey to flip on Mike in order for me to stay in the game."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 12, confessional 24]

"Destiny considers Beth to be one of her favorites? Huh. Go figure."

Confessional: Duncan (Heroic Hamsters) [episode 12, confessional 25]

"Hey, I meant every word of that. I'm happy with being, whst did Destiny call it? Greutral. When you hang around that girl long enough, you kinda get the lingo she speaks."

End Confessionals

I knew working Duncan's plot would be a hot topic to handle. I know the Gwuncan breakup was bad, but I consider that the only bad part about his plot. He manages to mature and accept that he has a little good in him. I also touched on his background with him and Mal, and he even seemed to mend his bond with Harold in the finale.

Next up will be the sister with 'tude, Leshawna. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.