It was a warm summers day on Mobius. Sonic and his friends where chillin at that beach having a good time. In space, this was not the case. Robotnik was furiously jerking his dick to Tailsko hentai on Rule34, because he has entered his furry phase. After that, he went on 4Chan to rant about the minorities and women on /pol/ because he became an incel after Shadow the hedgehog cucked him. It was at this point Robotnik decided to break out of his depression so he can move the fuck on with his pathetic existence. He decided that his fat ass is gonna go to the beach because he spent so goddamn long inside that his skin became neon white from the lack of sunlight. So, after eating his last bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and wiping the dust off of his Naruto merch boxer briefs, he sets out. When he arrives at the beach he makes a b-line for the changing room to get his fat dumptruck ass into a pair of swimming trunks. He then goes into the water which stains the entire fucking area with his filth killing the entire fish population in the area from not showering for 3 years straight. At this point, Sonic and his friends took notice. They thought he was up to no good, judging from the fucking fish genocide that just happened from his fat ass going for a swim. Sonic cried out "EGGMAN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE FISH!" Eggman looks back at Sonic with the same look fucking Patrick Bateman gives to his next victim. He then picked up threw a dead fish at Sonic. It hit Sonic with a loud SLAP and Sonic just stood there. It was at this point Robotnik got out of the water and then Darth fucking Vader came and shoved his lightsaber dildo up his ass. Robotnik moaned in pleasure and got really hard, then his gaze turned to Tails. Tails looked back in horror because he knew what was coming his way. Sonic was just frozen in fear at this point, not even he had seen Robotnik do such a thing this twisted and fucked up. It was at this point that Shadow the edgehog showed up. "I PISSED ON YOUR WIFE AGAIN, FAGGOT!" yelled Shadow. This time Robotnik just fucking shot Shadow in the face with a .44 magnum. Shadow fucking died, Sonic and Tails are still frozen in confusion and fear and slight arousal. Now Eggman was done with that edgy fucking canon OC cuntbag. He turned his attention back to tails and Sonic. He was erect. He then charged at them, all four inches ready to THRUST. It was at this point Sonic tried to run but he was not fast enough. Eggman got him in his grasp and got to work. He was fast and brutal with his trusting into Sonic's tight fucking bussy. After a good three minutes of brutal sodomy, eggman put his "eggyolk" deep inside of Sonic's large intestine. He then turned to tails, who was crying on the floor, too fucking traumatized to move. It was at this point fucking Wario rose from the fucking ground, his 13 foot Italian sausage harder than fucking bedrock from Minecraft. It was at this point fucking Robotnik and Wario spitroasted tails with Wario fucking Tail's anus and Robotnik mouthfucking him. They were fast, brutal and Tails threw up several times while choking on Robotnik's four inch long, two inc wide cocke. After this goddamn Waluigi showed up and fukcing shot himself. At this point Amy Rose showed up, saw everything and fucking vomited from the pure fucking absurdity of what the hell was going on. After wwario and robtonik was done with tails, they fucking left. Robotnikd went back to his neckbeard space station to watch fucking My Hero Acedemia because he's a massive fucking piece of shit. It was then that Maria Robotnik, who was resurrected by some fucking drunken space magic appeared in front of him. He recognizes her from that black edgy fuckface's ramblings. So he resurrected Shadow to tie him in a chair so he can watch him fuck Maria. Sweet home alabama was playing so loud goddamn motherfucking Cuntfuckians on Planet Shitlord69 heard it loud and clear. Then slim fucking shady shows up for some reason, he just begins popping pills in the bathroom or something I dunno. Meanwhile Jerry Seinfeld asks Kramer what's going on in his apartment. Kramer responds with "Oh that? That's just space furry incest, nothing to worry about." Jerry then went back to his apartment to drown his sorrows now that he knows this information. So, back to Robotnik fucking his cousin... well, he finished... inside. Shadow the hedgey went fucking balistic and pulled some Mujahadeen bullshit out of his ass and suicide bombed the entire fucking area, killing everyone on board.
Now, at this point Wario has gone back to his mansion in Miami Florida and is having an orgy on a pile of cocaine. Then he hears "MPD MOTHERCUCKER COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" He proceeded to load an M16 assault rifle along with a Beretta M9 because he knows that the cops have him by the balls this time. So he comes out of his pussyhole to shoot at them. A large shootout ensues where about three thousand rounds of amunition was shot along with about thirty cops murdered. In the end Wario himself got clapped by a SWAT sniper with a .308 bullet going though his right lung and severing his spine, killing him within minutes. Afterwards fucking Toad who is suddenly in this story appears and creates a time machine where he goes back to 1963 to assassinate John F Kennedy for his quickscope montage he's creating for youtube because he's retarded and forgot that MLG noscope montages went out of style back in 2015. Anywho, Toad fucking murders JFK and then gets tortured and murdered after the CIA thinks he's a fucking Soviet asset who's been leaking information to the Russians. Then we have Mario and Luigi smoking a phat blunt behind a Denny's restaurant because they're too fucking lazy to work anymore. Oh, and bowser is currently fucking princess peach because the Mario bros are cucks now just because NTR is popular with the coomer population these days. It was at this point that goddamn Doctor Strange looked at this dimension and cringed so fucking hard that Malaysia got crushed like a fucking tin can. He proceeded to delete this entire fucking dimension, preventing everything you see above. Afterwards he turned to hardcore methamphetamine made by fucking Heisenberg to forget everything he saw.
The end.