Confessional: Robot and Luna (Villainous Vultures) [episode 1, confessional 1]

The robot beeped. "Beep beep," Luna giggled as she laid atop of the robot.

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 1, confessional 2]

"Last thing I remember, I was burnt to a crisp by the volcano, and Chris sealed me up in that robot suit to 'heal'. It feels so good to be free after all this time! I must thank Scott for his cowardice and Luna for her craziness."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 1, confessional 3]

"I was stuck in that robot suit for at least a year. My legs are so asleep, it's like they're in a coma." He shook his leg. "Wakey-wakey! Nothing."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 2, confessional 4]

"I've never found Heather to be more radiant. Her glossy locks, her perma-frown, the way the hair on her upper lip catches the light when she yells at me. Keep in mind I was in a robot suit for over a year."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 2, confessional 5]

"He is so arrogant. I might understand it if he had this face, but he does not have this face."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 2, confessional 6]

"It took all I had to hold in that scream till no one was looking."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 2, confessional 7]

He stood up and shook his hips. "Surprise!"

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 3, confessional 8]

"After more than a year in that robot suit, I find it difficult to sleep if I'm all spead out."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 3, confessional 9]

"Heather and Jo are trying to lure Gwen into an alliance, and I intend to beat them to it! Then I'll be the one Heather needs!" He laughed a bit before going wide-eyed. "And Jo. Heather and Jo. Heh."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 6, confessional 10]

"Ha! She may have bested me once, but she won't again. After we get rid of Shawn and Jasmine, Heather will quickly fall."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 8, confessional 11]

"How Luna survives everything she attempts is beyond me."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 8, confessional 12]

"Curses! I was planning to use that fact to blindside Heather, but thanks to Helga, I now have to concoct another plan to get my revenge on her." He sighed. "Not an easy feat, I know."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 10, confessional 13]

"To get the upper hand, I must throw Heather off her game. And so far, soy bueno. Muy bueno."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 10, confessional 14]

"I've never seen Heather be so sweet and kind...and it is terrifying!"

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 10, confessional 15]

"How dare she trick me! I should've let her fall! Ugh, stupido!"

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 10, confessional 16]

"She is so rude, so overbearing...I am so relieved."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 11, confessional 17]

"She trusts me. Ha! Soon, I will have my revenge for the dishonor she brought upon my name. Once this gorgeous face is rid of that gorgeous face, I will win it all!"

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 11, confessional 18]

He held up a photo. "She is beautiful, isn't she?"

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 11, confessional 19]

He flipped over the photo, showing Heather's crossed-out face. "Such beauty a toilet has never seen."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 14, confessional 20]

"He fell right into my trap. Sol might become a problem later down the road, so I'll eliminate him when he least expects it. I am certain that Luna will vote for him, though the others might need a...gentle push."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 14, confessional 21]

"Now I have a back-up plan in case I wasn't able to convince my teammates to vote off Sol. I had thought about hiding it, but someone could've seen where I hid it and stole it. I prefer not to leave things entirely up to chance."

Confessional: Alejandro (Villainous Vultures) [episode 14, confessional 22]

"Sol thinks he is safe, but that shall be his downfall. And rest assured that I will not be the one going home tonight."

Confessional: Alejandro and Heather [episode 22, confessional 23]

"We don't want the money," Heather began as she sat on Alejandro's lap.

"The money was getting in the way of our happiness," Alejandro explained.

"Once we were eliminated, we could finally be together!"

"And together, we are happy."

"That's what I was gonna say!"

"I knew you were gonna say that."

"I knew you knew." The two leaned in for a kiss when they heard some banging. "Out!" Chris shouted from outside the confessional. "Get out! That is THE MOST disgusting thing that has ever happened in there!" The duo just rolled their eyes in annoyance.

End Confessionals

I had a bit of work to do with Alejandro, since like Courtney, I didn't want to take away too much of his edge. I had considered letting him have the same role in canon, but I decided to scrap that idea. I think the Arch Villain made it pretty far, and his elimination was pretty well-executed, if I do say so myself.

Next up will be the Australian Outbacker herself, Jasmine. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.