It's the middle of the night in Porkbelly. Johnny Test is shook awake by a loud crash in the front yard.
"Dukey, did you hear that?" he asks.
"Hear what?" Dukey responds wearily. Johnny rolls his eyes and heads to his window. He looks outside, but sees nothing.
"I think I've lost my mind!" Johnny says closing his bedroom window. He heads back to sleep. The next morning, Johnny wakes up with a pair of white slacks.
"GAHHH!" Johnny screams. Dukey wakes up screaming.
"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!" Dukey screams.
"The Super Smarty Pants..They're back!" Johnny says.
"But...I thought we got rid of it. You sent it to space, for crying out loud!" Dukey says.
"I know!" Johnny gets out of bed and kicks Dukey out the window.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Dukey yells.
"It's the pants, not me!" Johnny responds.
"To the lab!" Dukey yells. In the lab, Susan and Mary are at the computer when Dukey comes in. They turn around to see Dukey.
"What do you want, dog?" Susan and Mary say at the same time.
"THE PANTS ARE BACK!" Dukey yells.
"What pants?" Susan asks. Dukey slaps Susan.
"Don't you remember the Super Smarty Pants?!" he shouts
"Okay, first, OW! And second, Johnny sent it to the moon!" Susan says. "How could it possibly be back?!".
"I don't know! But I will not have those maniacal pants take over my best friend again!" Dukey says. "We've been through a lot!"
"Okay, okay! We'll think of something. Just make sure Johnny stays in the house," Mary says.
"Piece of cake," Dukey says. Dukey heads to Johnny's room to see Johnny isn't there. He runs downstairs.
"JOHNNY!" he calls out. Dukey stops running when Hugh walks out of the kitchen.
"I mean...woof?" Dukey says.
"Did you just talk?" Hugh says. Dukey blinks.
"No?". Dukey runs outside to the backyard.
"I need to get my ears checked," Hugh says. In the backyard, Dukey sees Johnny digging a hole.
"Quick question...What's the hole for?" Dukey asks.
"You..." Responds Johnny, still wearing the Smarty Pants.
"Oh, okay...WAIT, WHAT!" Dukey yells. Johnny picks up Dukey and tosses him in the hole. Johnny begins filling the hole with dirt. Hugh comes outside to see what Johnny is doing.
"Johnny...What're you doing?"
"Burying Dukey," he responds.
"Oh, okay," Hugh says, walking away. "WAIT A MINUTE!" Hugh yells returning to Johnny.
"YOU UNBURY DUKEY RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR ELSE!" Hugh yells.
"Uh..no! I don't think I will," Johnny says.
"Excuse me?". Johnny smiles evilly as he picks up Hugh and throws him over the fence, landing in Gil Nexdor's pool.
"How the heck did he even do that?!" Hugh asks.
"Hey, Johnny's Dad," Gil says.
"Hey, Gil," Hugh says.
"Uh...why are you in my pool?" Gil asks.
"Long story. Johnny is SO grounded! GROUNDED!" Hugh says walking away from Gil's house.
"Weird family," Gil says. Meanwhile, back in the lab, Dukey enters covered in patches of dirt.
"What the heck happened to you?" Susan asks.
"Johnny tried to bury me. HE'S EVIL!" Dukey shouts.
"Johnny's not evil..It's the pants that are evil," Mary says.
"Haven't you ever thought of, oh, I don't know, BURNING THE PANTS?!" Dukey shouts.
Hugh enters the lab. Dukey sits down.
"Now I KNOW I heard Dukey talk," he says.
"NO!" Susan and Mary say at the same time.
"Have you seen your brother? I haven't seen him since he chucked me over the fence," Hugh says.
"No. Wait, how did he throw you over the fence?!" Mary asks.
"I HAVE NO IDEA!" Hugh shouts throwing his arms out. He storms out of the lab and Dukey stands back up.
"We made the pants immune to flames. Therefore, we CAN'T burn them," Susan says.
"Well...WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" Dukey shouts. Susan hands Dukey a cup of coffee.
"Drink this," Mary says. Dukey drinks the coffee and turns buff.
"How is being buff going to save Johnny?" Dukey asks. Mary groans.
"The coffee was supposed to shrink you down so you can go inside Johnny's ear and get to his brain and stop the Smarty Pants from the inside," Mary says.
"But Mary forgot to carry the 8," Susan says.
"I'm only human," Mary says. "We'll make some calls,". Susan and Mary return to the computer and make a call.
"It is I, Bling Bling Boy! And...WOW, DUKEY'S BUFF!" Eugene says.
"Do you have anything to help us destroy evil pants?" Mary asks.
"Hmm..I'll help, but only if my sweet Susan agrees to go on a date with me," Eugene says.
"THEN FORGET IT!" Susan says about to push the end call button.
"It's for our brother," Mary says. Susan sighs.
"FINE!" Susan yells.
"I'll be right over!" Eugene says as he hangs up. Suddenly Eugene comes crashing through the ceiling, and lands on the floor in front of Dukey, who's now back to normal.
"That was inexplicably fast," Dukey says.
"So, what you got, Eugene?" Mary asks.
"BLING-BLING BOY!" he shouts, waving his fist. "And I brought this disintegration ray,"
"Okay, but Johnny's wearing the pants. How would we get the pants off him?" Dukey asks.
"I think I have an idea," Susan says. Meanwhile, at Porkbelly Park, Johnny is sitting on a bench, texting on his phone. Susan, Mary, Dukey and Eugene arrive.
"There he is!" Dukey says. Susan whips out a handheld vacuum and aims it at the pants. She turns the vacuum on and successfully removes the pants from Johnny. The pants escape the vacuum, smashing it into pieces on the ground. The pants try to run back to Johnny.
"Johnny! RUN!" Dukey yells. Johnny runs, but the pants grabs Johnny's legs, causing Johnny to fall on the ground.
"Ow, that REALLY hurt!" Johnny says.
"NOW!" Mary shouts.
"Oh, alright!" Eugene says. He shoots the pants with the disintegration ray, causing the pants to turn into ash.
"I have no idea what just happened!" Johnny says.
"We're just glad we stopped you before you took over Porkbelly," Susan says.
"We're such geniuses!" Susan and Mary say at the same time.
"Actually, if it wasn't for me, the boy would still be controlled by those pants!" Eugene says.
"Thanks, Eugene," Johnny says.
"BLING BLING BOY!" Eugene shouts. "So, when's the date, my lovely Susan?"
"Never. I only agreed so you would help," Susan responds. Everyone walks away. Zizrar, King of the Mole People, pops out of a hole.
"It is I, Zizrar, King of-". Eugene kicks Zizrar, and Zizrar falls back down the hole.
"I'll be back!" Zizrar calls. Later, at the dump, the dump truck dumps the pile of ash that was once the Super Smarty Pants. The "eye" of the pants glows red.
THE END...OR IS IT?