Rocky and Bullwinkle in: “A New Leif” or “Of Norse it’s funny!”

by Ek01

Rocky and Bullwinkle are sent to the year 981 with Peabody. There, they’re shanghaied into Leif Erickson’s Viking crew and must help him discover the then-fabled “New World”.

6. Norse code

(Or "Can I axe you a question?")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE PARTYING IT UP WITH LEIF AND HIS CREW. MEANWHILE, PEABODY WAS ASSISTING THE NAVIGATOR, A LANKY FELLOW NAMED BJÖRN."

"According to my calculations," Mr. Peabody spoke to the navigator while examining a map he'd made with a protractor. "We should be relatively close to our destination…"

"PEABODY WAS INDEED CORRECT. ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE'D SAID THAT, THE SHIP LOUDLY BUMPED AGAINST THE SHORES OF NEWFOUNDLAND."

"GENTLEMEN!" Leif exclaimed as he lowered the drawbridge for his crew to cross onto the beach. "BEHOLD...VINLAND!"

(*wind whips around, an eagle caws in the distance*)

"It's colder than I thought..." Bullwinkle commented, shivering. "You sure you don't wanna go discover Fiji?"

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Norse American" OR "Now and Sven!"!"