Issei's Incinerate Anthem (A DXD Fanfiction)
Chapter 5 (Touch them, Issei)
Scribbling on a yellow notepad, Issei stops occasionally, looking at all three inhabitants, then returns to his writing. After a few moments, Issei stops, then rips the piece of paper from the pad, slamming it on the table. Afterwards, he sits back, arms folded, looking down. Noticing Issei's actions at first, then looking toward the single sheet of paper, they were about to read it, until Koneko interrupted them, "dinner is ready."
Akeno interrupts, "one moment, Koneko, Issei is speaking to us." Koneko puts the hot tray down on the oven, then walks toward the table. Kiba was the person to grab the paper, then he cleared his throat and relayed what was written. Before he says a word, his eyes widen, then he coughs, "Cough, erm, well, Issei here would like to convey his disappointment for our intrusion. He also goes on saying that he could care less about the bleeping pot roast, as he is more concerned about why we attacked him, more specifically, what in the bleeping bleep are we? Oh, yes, ehem, and our kohai would also like to convey that he does not like being touched, stalked, shocked, (I think he means that quite literally), ehem, or anything else that you bleeping magical bleeps might have in store for me."
Akeno now looks at a frowning but nodding Issei. Kiba's face is blushing while attempting to smile. Koneko is glaring at Issei, "don't you tell me that this pot roast is not important, can't you smell it?" Akeno then smiles while putting her index finger in the air with her eyes closed. "Issei, darling?" Issei stops nodding and looks at his senpai. "Sweetheart, precious, cupcake, pumpkin…I understand that we started off on the wrong foot. Also, I can respect most of the boundaries in which you have conveyed, however, one will simply not do."
Walking over toward Issei, now standing inches away from him, as he is still sitting in his chair, slowly, two very large breasts make their way within less than half a centimeter of said boy's face. His composer changes 180 degrees as his pale face is now completely beet red, however, he musters the courage to break his gaze from those amazing beauties, only to look up at two other beautiful orbs. Beautiful purple eyes, looking at him, they were perfect. The term, "getting lost in one's eyes", would not be appropriate for this situation, no, rather, "falling into a quantum singularity of pure violet energy", that best describes this situation as it stands.
Then, before this world of ultra violet could be fully processed by Issei's brain, again, he feels soft flesh, hugging his cheeks and enveloping his vision. Akeno begins to laugh very hard, causing Issei to struggle for gasps of air in between these bouncing beauties. While this is happening, we can see a frowning Koneko, watching the scene play out. She then looks down at her own chest, then sighs. Kiba pretends to not notice this and instead looks toward the hot meal, "say Koneko, let's dig in?" The little white haired devil smiles and makes her way toward the oven, then scouring the kitchen for plates and dishes, paying no mind, just helping herself.
After 20 minutes of almost no conversation as Issei was just watching the other three, making "mmm" sounds as they scarfed away on his evening leftovers. Finally getting tired of getting no answers, Issei looks across the room, where his baseball bat is laying on the counter top, looking back he notices Akeno staring at him, with a slight smirk. Finishing chewing and swallowing her bite of food, Akeno wipes her mouth with a napkin, "Alright, I suppose it's time for the big reveal, yeah? Issei looks intrigued now. "Issei, every person in this room, aside from yourself, are devils." Issei tilts his head, then nods slowly. "You believe me?" Issei nods again. He then reaches for his notepad, jotting down something with his pen. After a moment or two, Issei shows what he wrote. "I have met angels before, so this is no surprise to me." Akeno does a double take, "wait, so you know of the supernatural then?" Issei shrugs.
Entranced with Issei's proclamation, Akeno stands up, revealing her demonic wings. At first, Issei was about to dart for his baseball bat, however, the sight of these specific wings did not trigger anything inside of him, rather, they were kind of cute. Unlike those dark and black feathers that seemed to gobble up all light around them, these bat-like wings looked more down to earth, something that didn't seem to stir up any bad memories or emotions. Issei stood up, walking close toward Akeno.
He then extends a hand toward one of her wings, first looking up at her, tilting his head, then waiting for a reply. Akeno blushes, "please, feel free to touch them, they won't bite." Issei apprehensively places his left hand on this soft skin that was her wings. Expecting something leathery and rough, rather, these were like touching freshly shaved female legs. Looks can be deceiving. Issei hears a bit of a belated moan coming from the devil lady, this forces him out of his fascination, removing his hand, then backing from the devil. He notices that Kiba and Koneko are still eating, however they have both of their wings extended as well. Kiba looks over at Issei, "you can touch my wings if you like". Kiba then winks. This greatly disturbs Issei as his face contorts into one of embarrassment and awkwardness. "Ha ha ha, just kidding, Issei-kun. I don't swing that way." Issei forms a tick mark.