Author's Note: Some of the readers want to know if Naruko would forgive her sisters than the answer is no since during her childhood Minato never even teleported to the village or even send a summon toad to give her a birthday card or present to show that he "cares" or was aware of her but he once again used favoritism. Even when Naruko spied of them, she knew that her former sisters talked bad about her being the weak one, not that it matters to her.
More always, Jiraiya would always peep on women than to check on Naruko.
She stated that they abandoned her and to an Uzumaki betraying family is worse than being betrayed by your enemy.
The fate of Hagoromo and Hamura is that they are dead with their hollow bodies as hybrid human puppets.
Yes, Naruko will destroy the Shinobi System. However, she has allies that won't betray her. The reason is because of Danzo and Jiraiya is that Konoha betrayed the Uzumaki Clan since they wanted the Kyuubi and Jiraiya a student to keep the vessel loyal to the village.
Harem – Amaru, Anko, Fem!Gaara, Fem!Haku, Fem!Kyuubi, Fem!Obito, Fem!Sasuke, Fem!Zabuza, Fu, Fuka, Guren, Hana, Hinata, Ino, Isaribi, Kaguya, Karin, Kira, Kin, Konan, Koyuki, Kurenai, Kurotsuchi, Matsuri, Mei Terumi, Mikoto, Pakura, Rin, Ryuzetsu, Sakura, Samui, Sara, Shion, Shizuka, Shizune, Tayuya, Temari, Tsume, Yakumo, Yodo, Yugao and Yugito.
(Most of the canon female characters are in their The Last design while Hanabi has her Boruto design and Hinata has her RTN design)
Be Afraid of the Dark Remix
Chapter 3 (rewrite)
*Konoha-10 minutes after the Namikaze family arrived*
While the villagers were looking at the Namikaze family in fear but is mostly towards Juri and Skarlet while towards Minato and Jiraiya the shinobi clans look at them with pure hatred, mostly towards the latter.
"What do you mean that you couldn't sense Naruko?" Kushina asked threateningly to her husband as her hair levitated.
"I mean that I can't sense her chakra at all as if she is suppressing it or that she is dead." Minato clarified her as she calmed down since the girls get scared when Kushina does that.
Suddenly, Juri and Skarlet smelled something delicious as they levitated while following the smell as if they were in a smell based Genjutsu.
While seven Tailed Beasts as were still beating Jiraiya while Tsunade thought of them suspicious as if she has met them before when she got close.
"Beat it Senju scum!" Yoruichi said angrily to Tsunade while she froze as she remember her grandfather Hashirama, which she compared them to the Tailed Beasts that her grandfather Hashirama and Madara captured them as Hashirama showed them to her and warn her that they are too powerful to be free as she took it by heart.
Especially when every time he and Madara visited her she has seen them worse than usual from having severe burns, burnt hair, his armor melted, impaled by coral and even claw marks that they tried to heal but couldn't due to the Tailed Beast Chakra being corrosive even in Sage Mode.
Whenever she saw them, they glare at her with pure hatred as Yoruichi in her small Tailed Beast form hissed at Tsunade and tried to maul her from her wooden cage, as she was lucky that it didn't burn since it was made by Senjutsu enhanced Wood Style chakra as the last thing Tsunade saw was Yoruichi telling her something.
"Beat it Senju scum." Yoruichi said before succumbing sleep as the cage was suppressing her chakra.
Fubuki used her psychic powers to launch Jiraiya towards the Hokage Monument as he landed badly on Hashirama's face.
"Ow!" Jiraiya said hurt as he fell towards the female side of the Hot Springs until he came face to face with the spectral form of the Shinigami coming from a former student of him that he wanted to "sleep" with but she was married (not knowing that she is a divorced widow now who is in love with a certain teen.).
But the worse ones he saw were Angelica (Angelica Ainsworth is from Fate Grand Order), Himawari (based on BB) and Sarada (based on Rin Tohsaka) were present and very pissed at Jiraiya since they know him very well since he has seen him when they were on Root that he tried to ogle them for his "research" since they were created female teenagers since Orochimaru likes little boys only even if one of them has the Sharingan.
Not even the Toads know about Jiraiya's shady business.
Let just say that Ino, Sakura, Hinata and her twin sister Hanabi, Hitomi Hyuuga, Tenten Higurashi (she looks like Chun-Li) and even one of his old students that were the third generation of Team 7 Mikoto Uchiha all in the water relaxing until Karin sensed Jiraiya peeking on them as he contaminated the hot springs with the blood from his massive nosebleed.
"Get the hell out of here you pervert!" Angelica yelled as she formed negative and positive Chakra from her right hand as Jiraiya recognized that ball from anywhere as he thought it was impossible that a human can used Tailed Beast Bomb without a Tailed Beast's Chakra, especially with one hand at this young age, something that Juri and Skarlet have failed to do.
"I'm so dead." Jiraiya said as he paled when he saw Angelica launched a Tailed Beast Bomb at Jiraiya blasting him out of the Hot Springs.
*Back with Kushina and Minato*
"Where the others gone off?" Kushina asked, as her daughters are gone as well as Tsunade.
*Ichiraku Ramen*
Juri and Skarlet made it into Ichiraku Ramen stand, as Ayame was working in the counter while her dad was cooking.
The two girls went in shyly as they saw three peculiar girls with the Sunagakure headbands.
The first one is a petite girl with maroon hair that went just a little past her shoulders, along with normally obscuring the right side of her face, blank sea green eyes with black rings around them that makes her very cute. Her attire was a black and red battle skirt, over her shirt that cover her low D-cup breasts that she wore grey mesh armor that stopped above her midriff, red boots rather than sandals, and a small gourd on her hip that has seals to contain more sand than it looks.
This was Gaia Sabaku Uzumaki, youngest child of Rasa Sabaku, half Uzumaki from her father's side and former Jinchuuriki of the Ichibi Wendy Marvell.
If you're asking why she isn't crazy or a Jinchuuriki anymore is because of Naruko extracting Wendy and making sure that she can't be controlled and sealed ever again, something that Hagoromo never did as surprisingly Wendy was never that loyal to the Sage of Six Paths despite that Naruko was his transmigrant as she tried to laugh at Katsumi formerly being powerless but is not her style as recently she became more stable due to having people she could trust and have the decency to be civil with her.
The second one has straight chin-length brown hair, dark eyes, fair skin, pair of C-cup breasts, fair ass, wearing a blue-green blouse that hung off her left shoulder, a white and pink sleeveless shirt underneath, a short yellow scarf tied around her neck, black short skirt and her headband on the neck.
This was Matsuri Sukochi, daughter of Pakura of the Scorch Style who as well has the bloodline like her mother.
The third one was peculiar who is fair-skinned girl, high D-cup breasts and plump ass with blonde hair that it is straight and reaches her thighs, which is mostly covered by the hood of her jacket. She has a large bang that partially covers her forehead protector. Has grey eyes, which are accented by red markings and she wears pink lipstick. Her attire consists of a dark red full-body suit, which is worn under a lavender jacket with a large hood as well she is wearing headphones. Her hood and jacket is worn to protect her from dust clouds and the heat. She also wears black gloves and bandages around her ankles and right thigh.
This was Yodo Sabaku, cousin of Gaia and direct descendant of Bunpuku, the first container of the Ichibi and father of Reto the first Kazekage of Sunagakure, something that most people of Suna forget and she is glad because they would make her control Wendy and Gaia since they are family to her.
Near Gaia is a tall, young woman with ample breasts and long blue hair. Her attire consists of a very revealing cerulean-colored top with a thin white trim, which tapers off at her waist and at her bust into multiple spiked points. Decorating the front of this top is a sky blue bow tied in the very center of her chest, and she wraps up her overall appearance with a pair of white Capri shorts.
This was Wendy the Ichibi and was the only Tailed Beast to not be hunted down by Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha, especially since it was Suna monks that sealed her in a teakettle already but was still knocked out by Naruko when she visited Suna alone that she awoke her Mokuton due to sensing her creator's Chakra and also sensed another Chakra that she feared (Kaguya's).
The Tailed Beasts realized that Kaguya wasn't the tyrannical woman that Hagoromo painted her as she may be sadistic but she is also kind. Wendy admitted that Kaguya was like them and Naruko since all of them were betrayed by their own blood.
The four girls were eating their ramen when Wendy sensed her sister Katsumi's chakra and saw the two Uzumaki girls who were drooling at the ramen that the four girls were eating.
"Would you two stop doing that?" Gaia said sternly that showed her that she was also angry.
"Even Naruko has more self-control than them." Matsuri muttered as Wendy nodded as the Namikaze girls stopped drooling.
"You know of our sister Naruko?" Juri asked them.
"Yes and hold off for a moment." Wendy said as she rises a frying pan near her head level when Minato tried to use his Hiraishin but didn't work as he is hit with the frying pan on the face as he fell on the floor.
Meanwhile in Iwa, Onoki laughed so hard until his back broke again.
"For being a "prodigy" and the current most "powerful" Hokage he gets knocked out easily." Yodo said as she kicked Minato's head to wake him up while Kushina was so pissed that she was going to hit Yodo until Gaia intervened with her sand along with Wendy's Cursed Marks for measurement since this woman was the former container of a full powered Katsumi even if she never used her power.
'Seriously, how could Katsumi complained about Konoha using her powers if they never did before. Not counting that Black Zetsu used Madara to control Katsumi since no Uchiha had that much chakra since Indra or even knew how to do it before.' Wendy thought since only of Uzumaki or Senju blood can hold Katsumi without dying instantly since she is half of a Juubi's Chakra.
"Is this how you greet your cousin Mrs. Namikaze?" Gaia stated tranquil and in control as Kushina paused at the statement.
"Cousin?" Kushina asked since she and her children are the only Uzumakis she knew.
Suddenly Angelica, Himawari, Temari, Kankuro and Yoko all sneezed.
"Huh? Somebody was talking about us." Temari said to her brother whom they were in Suna with their teammate who is Kankuro's girlfriend Ririn.
"I didn't know that the current Kazekage was an Uzumaki?" Minato asked who waked up while Gaia growled at the mention of the Kazekage who she hates despite being her father who ruined her life like her cousin Naruko that if it weren't for her she would have been a literal monster that would kill everyone for the sake of existing and made her also open her eyes towards the Shinobi System, especially when Rasa made Karura give birth to her prematurely while they sealed Wendy inside her that Karura swore to protect Gaia in the form of her sand that it made an impact on Wendy since despite her lunacy for lack of socializing and hatred towards humanity for more than 3,000 years since Bunpuku died he reminded her of what Hagoromo should have been but alas he died as his name became a myth until she sensed Naruko despite using Mokuton to suppress her but it actually calmed her down.
Even Rasa made a DNA test and confirmed that he is part Uzumaki but the deed was done as Gaia and her siblings began hate their father for what he did to the youngest that he practically ordered their uncle to kill Yodo and Matsuri in front of Gaia but as a miracle Naruko appeared and deactivated the paper bomb seals from Yashamaru and told him Sakumo's motto. Sure, the man killed Sasori's parents near Lady Chiyo but like most shinobis, it was part of the job. On that day, the three girls developed a crush on Naruko as Gaia preferred to live with Yodo, Matsuri and her mom Pakura, who Gaia can relate to in life.
Even if Naruko was eight, she is still mature and smarter than Tobirama Senju was. Wendy sensed Katsumi inside Naruko as well but not her chakra as she asked herself what kind of idiot would take away the whole Chakra of a Tailed Beast especially if people actually remember about the Gold and Silver Brothers of Kumogakure.
She wanted to laugh at Katsumi's dilemma but even her despite disliking her for always bragging that she is more powerful for having the most tails but felt guilty about it as she knows that Katsumi always held back and preferred brute force and can still beat them with a quarter of her power (not that Wendy would admit) since Katsumi could just howl to destroy her sand armor or even make her hit herself.
Recently, Wendy have been freed from Gaia's seal and made sure that they can't be controlled or sealed again. However, she chose to be near Gaia.
Ironically, Wendy became Chiyo's apprentice (aside from her other grandchild named Ririn, who is surprisingly Kankuro's girlfriend that it even amazed Rasa and thought that it was a Genjutsu) so that her legacy wouldn't disappear even if Wendy resents the woman and still want to kill her.
Since Wendy needs diversity instead of hating humanity most of the times since she like her sisters they are flawed as well. She still wished to kill Rasa, something that the Sabaku siblings would gladly do since he betrayed them as well, especially when they found out that they are part Uzumaki from his side of the family.
Weirdly, she hasn't seen Katsumi all day and doesn't even wanted to communicate in their mindscape at all.
'Maybe she is at her house now?' Wendy thought as she is seeing Gaia berating at Kushina.
'Why are Suna Nins here on Konoha? Are they trying to spy on us?' Minato thought even if they are allies he is still wary since he knows that Lady Chiyo wants to kill Kakashi for what his father did to her son's family.
"Is there a problem with that?" Wendy glared at the Namikazes while showing her Ichibi eyes, which confused Minato, since Jiraiya told him that the Ichibi is sealed inside a Jinchuuriki.
"Are you actually our cousin?" Skarlet asked Gaia with stars on her eyes that they have more relatives alive.
"Yes since I have red hair." Gaia said rolling her eyes.
'Even Temari and Kankuro are more normal than them. My brother has a girlfriend.' Gaia thought to herself.
"Do you know where Naruko is?" Juri asked Gaia.
"She lives on a house now on the far side of the village." Gaia said as she, Matsuri, Yodo and Wendy paid their ramen as they left the shop as the Namikaze family were confused.
"Naruko has a house?" Kushina asked as Minato looks at her weirdly.
*Flashback*
Hiruzen gave her the land after she finished her training along with Kaguya as her apartment was destroyed and since Naruko is an Uzumaki (even has Namikaze, Uchiha, Senju, Hyuuga, Kaguya and Ōtsutsuki blood, which is secret to the public) that she used Wood Style to create her house and needed personal privacy.
Hiruzen was grateful to her as she practically saved the village by killing Danzo as he made a clan meeting that all the clan heads to be present and were appalled at the documents that Naruko looted from Root (even Fugaku was extremely pissed that Danzo wanted the Uchiha's Sharingan to control the Kyuubi. He would do it for the purpose to protect the village.) while excluding Jiraiya's meddling since he would probably get himself killed.
Naruko also found documents that it was Danzo who leaked information of Uzushiogakure's defenses to Kumo, Iwa and Kiri. The order of killing Sakumo Hatake and made it look like a suicide. Even still was that Danzo was in contact with the Masked Uchiha that released the Kyuubi eight years ago even had some contacts with the Akatsuki and Kara.
Hiashi was pissed when Naruko gave him a copy of the failed Hyuuga and Uchiha kidnap as it was his own father that leaked information of the compound's security to the Root Spy because his granddaughters were like their mother Hitomi that when he returned to the compound he killed his own father with his Gentle Fist as he blocked all of his Chakra Points before ripping his heart and crushed it with his bare hand.
He knew that Hinata was kind and fierce when needed like her sister Hanabi but they were not eligible to lead the clan not that they are incompetent but he doesn't want them to have that big a burden as he saw Neji despite having the Caged Bird Seal as he saw potential in the child, something that his brother Hizashi approves too.
Another surprise is that Naruko summoned the Masked Uchiha that was none other than Yashiro Uchiha who was supposed to be KIA during the Third War as Naruko read his mind before with her Rinne-Sharingan (she mastered the eyes that are so they don't show while using the powers) that he was trained by someone called Momoshiki; the same man that sealed the Sanbi in Rin and the Gobi in Yumeko into making them ticking time bombs to destroy Konoha.
"I made him kill his family and friends because I can actually do that!" Naruko said laughing since Yashiro deserved it for ruining her life and to show that Clan Heads to not mess with her.
Fugaku was pissed that a former close friend of him would try to enact the Infinite Tsukuyomi because he wanted the Uchiha Clan as the superior beings to rule the world.
"If anyone is going to rule the planet is going to be Naruko-kun!" Hinata said with bravery while everyone looked at her weirdly.
"If Mikoto's grandfather Madara were here he would kill you five times before hitting the ground." Fugaku said in anger that his Mangekyou appeared briefly towards Yashiro that Fugaku spit on his face as Naruko sent him back.
"From the documents that Danzo had, this Momoshiki fellow looked like a pale guy with the Byakugan and horns." Hiruzen said showing the Clan Heads copies of the documents.
"The guy reminds me of the Black Zetsu that Tobirama-sama told us years ago." Hiruzen said to the rest while a certain someone sigh in relief that the burden has been destroyed but worried that someone worse is left on the loose.
There was a young female Uchiha present who was blushing towards Naruko as she saved their clan from near extinction; this was Satsuki Madara Uchiha, younger sister of Itachi Uchiha.
As Satsuki went near Naruko and blushed and that she wanted to hug and not leave Naruko, something that Hinata and Hanabi wanted as well as both were using their Byakugan while looking down towards Naruko's legs as they saw her pussy, which is very aroused.
Thought Naruko has learned that the Uchiha love too much but they lose it if they don't have the will when they awake their Sharingan especially the Mangekyou but to Naruko she awoke the Rinne-Sharingan (that she kept as a secret like her other from between her legs) as she felt that why would anyone would care for her since she remembers everything especially when she was born that her family abandoned her even if she doesn't care for them the betrayal is there all because of a stupid prophecy.
Not that Fugaku didn't bear any ill will towards Naruko since the Uchiha can relate to her as the girl's chakra notified the Uchiha and Hyuuga Clan that the Kumo Ambassador kidnapped the Clan Heads' daughters when they were three as Hiashi knocked the Kumo nin out but then she saw a familiar seal that most Root Nins have so they don't spill Danzo's secrets on the bottom of their tongues.
Ay the Fourth, current Raikage demanded the person who knocked his Ambassador as he practically confessed that he wanted the Uchiha and Hyuuga Bloodline for his village and be the first to rape them in front of everyone when he gets to Kumo.
In the office, Hiruzen had recording seals in his office activated as the Raikage saw Naruko staring at him with her glowing eyes that made Ay changed his mind and left while saying that he won't make war with Konoha.
Even Hiashi made an unnoticeable smile (when a Hyuuga of the Main Branch does it is like the end of the world) that Naruko helped saved their children while the main Elder who is Hiashi and Hizashi's father named Hibachi was pissed that his individual plan failed because the twin heiresses were weak in his eyes (if he only knew that potential that both have especially Hinata) while Naruko glance at him as she somehow sensed his emotions but she was young to understand while the three girls kissed her on the lips as they blushed red.
Especially when he tried to poison Hitomi in order for the clan to mold either Hinata or Hanabi to their likeness but unfortunately, Shizune Kato sensed the poison in Hitomi's system and destroyed it while healing the woman.
As the years go by Naruko found out that Yugito is part Namikaze as the clan's bloodline is the Swift Style (Jiton) that made them faster than the average human and Sharingan eye but Kumo never consider them a threat despite that Minato never knew that his clan was nomadic in the Land of Lightning.
Therefore, Yugito joined the Shinobi Academy, much to the dismay of Naruko and Yoruichi but told her that is to also learn self-defense and not rely on her Tailed Beasts powers.
Danzo not only tried to make them Jinchuuriki he also ordered Orochimaru to make them into pure Tailed Beasts by extracting DNA from the originals since the Tailed Beasts DNA was potent that it altered their genetic code but still physically remained human aside from Yugito having heterochromia, Kurotsuchi having a tail or Sakura's hair now having slime.
*End of Flashback*
Back to the Namikaze family as Gaia and her friends took them to Naruko's home.
"So this is where Naruko lives?" Minato asked as Tsunade was next to him since Jiraiya landed hard on the ground and somehow being alive from having been hit with a Juubi powered Tailed Beast Bomb as is they are taunting him since it can destroy everything in its path and even if someone can absorb it either way it can destroy someone on the inside out.
"Where are we?" Jiraiya asked which raised suspicion to Juri and Skarlet as is he never checked on Naruko at all (which is very true since he never did even when Hiruzen told him to do it).
"This house has a security barrier." Yodo said as they live in Suna but they can teleport easily with Naruko's Hiraishin since Konoha has the Yamanaka clan who Naruko made Gaia go to therapy just like Wendy as well since being more than 3,000 years-old would have a lot of trauma and madness due to lack of interaction since they still have the humans will use them mindset aside from a few people that actually accepts her.
They reached the door as the cameras were watching them while scanning the new comers while it detected Jiraiya as a big mallet hit him continuously when they all saw an attractive woman with blond hair, blue eyes and whisker marks that it made the teen girls blushed while Tsunade frowned in envy while touching her boobs, Jiraiya had his pervert face and Minato gained a boner as Kushina gave him a card that he had to read.
("Naruko" still has her blonde hair and blue eyes and she looks like the canon Sexy Jutsu)
"My wife Kushina Namikaze Uzumaki is an attractive sexual woman that I am married to in which I love so much." Minato stated.
"This is Naruko!? This girl looks older than her sisters and they are triplets!" Tsunade asked shocked since the woman has a dominant and powerful presence surrounding her as the second woman they mistaken her for Tsunade and Jiraiya's former teammate while Jiraiya rubbed his head as he saw the woman and tried to Shunshin but couldn't.
"Don't bother since master Naruko-sama sealed your chakras. Thought I don't have to kill the Senju virgin since she's doing a perfect job at it." The woman said threateningly to the Namikazes, Senju and Jiraiya as if she wants to kill them while Tsunade felt offended and surprised that she knew that she is still a virgin or that she knew the flaw of the seal that her grandmother Mito told her while Jiraiya made a happy face that Tsunade is still a virgin until Tsunade punched him hard but not chakra infused hard.
"Orochimaru!? What the hell are you doing here!? I thought Hiruzen banned you from the Land of Fire!?" Jiraiya shouted.
"Do not compare me to the intersexual pedophilic piece of shit!" Kira said angrily as her eyes turned into her Snake Sage Mode.
"Kira calm down since they are the guests and Naruko doesn't want them death since they aren't worth it unless is Jiraiya." Matsuri said to the woman who calmed down while glaring at Jiraiya with Killer Intent that he spazzed briefly as the woman is worse than Orochimaru.
The one that Kira would gladly kill painfully and slowly is Jiraiya since the man was supposed to be a Sage. Even Anko and her are Snake Sages after Naruko destroyed Anko's Cursed Seal by eating Orochimaru's soul fragment but kept the advantages of the Cursed Seal as it disappeared to help her master Snake Sage Mode without notifying Orochimaru since Manda told her that she has the potential to learn it and to one up Orochimaru in doing what he could never do aside from having consensual sex (thought Anko needs to cut off the dango if she wants to keep her sexy figure).
Kaguya said that it was a rip-off of her Clan's Kama Seal.
Minato felt insulted that these young girls don't recognize the Yellow Flash of Konoha.
"You fast? Oh please, even Yoruichi is faster than you since she doesn't need to use teleportation kunais and honestly Naruko is faster than dare I say the Kyuubi since she was six." Kira said while she felt guilty on calling Master Katsumi by her former tails name while Minato felt punched because of two things: the woman doesn't know him and that Naruko is faster than him before even being in the academy.
Kira who is much like her "father" she is extremely pale to the point one may think she were undead, possesses inky black hair and a pair of serpentine yellow eyes that almost always seem to be glowing. Despite her... unusual eating habits of human flesh, she doesn't seem to gain weight and maintains a healthy hourglass figure with some muscle to her. In regards to her choice of clothing, when she is convinced to wear it, she typically dons a simple white kimono outfit and absolutely refuses to wear shoes.
(This is scarface101's OC Kira but her face resembles Albedo's while lacking the horns and wings).
"Can we please let us see our daughter Naruko?" Kushina asked nicely with a smile while having her eyes closed and Kira has seen those kind of smiles before for when she was rescued by Naruko when she was eight years-old wandering the Forest of Death when she was clearing her mind alone.
Naruko met her in an abandoned lab inside the Forest of Death that was formerly Orochimaru's that she stumbled upon Kira who was inside a tube with liquid that she destroyed the glass to free her as on that day Kira swore complete loyalty to Naruko.
Naruko concluded that Kira is considered as an ultimate Killing Machine (thought Naruko is the Ultimate Life Form that even the Gods themselves confirmed it when she handed them their asses on platters quite literally).
"Naruko" who somehow has her old blonde hair back came to see them with a blank face like one of those Root Nins as Kushina rushed to hugged her tightly not knowing that "Naruko" turned into dry ice version of herself, which amazed the others that Naruko has the fabled Ice Style while Kushina's skin was extremely burned.
"That never gets old." Gaia said laughing as Jiraiya stood up again while Minato was taking the splinters and brambles from his wife.
"Wait a minute if that was a Dry Ice Clone then were is Naruko?" Minato asked and ignoring that it was a Dry Ice Clone, not noticing that a strange bird was on top on Minato.
"Oh I know where Naruko is now." Matsuri said to them.
"Where!?" Kushina yelled as Matsuri pointed at Minato's head as a pink bird with red hair, yellow beak, and red tail feathers, a white shirt with a blue stripe and orange legs. It has a Woody Woodpecker-like facial expression.
"AHHHHHHHH!" The bird screamed at Minato's face while he screamed like a girl and jumped into Kushina's arms bridal style while she frowned as it reveals Naruko was using a Henge while Kira made a video of Minato crying in her smartphone to send it to her friends.
"Greetings, dattebayo!" "Naruko" said with a two-finger salute while showing a big smile with closed eyes while wearing orange that show her stomach.
The family were surprised or in the case of Jiraiya having a poker face while in his mind has perverted thoughts.
"Can someone tell Jiraiya to not look at me with lust since I can practically sense it." "Naruko" said blandly, which makes Itachi look like a rookie as it amazed her former family that she can sense Negative Emotions since the last Uzumaki they heard of having said ability was Mito Uzumaki.
"How did you even do that Naruko?" Kushina asked.
"Is for me to know and to you to never fucking find out." "Naruko" told her with disdain as Kushina felt angry and sad that her oldest daughter just insulted her as Tsunade interrupted.
"Jiraiya; you told us that Naruko lived in an apartment. Are you sure that you actually checked on Naruko or not?" Tsunade said while her hair shadowed her eyes as she was holding his hand too tight that it turned purple due to lack a blood fluid that even without using her Chakra she still is strong but not Naruko strong.
"I-I-I couldn't because I was busy on trying to find Orochimaru and protecting the village from potential enemy spies." Jiraiya said while trembling as Tsunade lets go of his hand.
"Wow. More than 15 years and could never find out where Orochimaru is even when you have summons that can actually check or maybe is because that you have secrets that you don't want anyone to know?" "Naruko" berated at Jiraiya who was sweating as if she knows all of his secrets as she grinned at him as if he was staring at the eyes of the Shinigami.
"Ajisai, Konan and Itsuka send their regards to you." "Naruko" whispered to him as his eyes bulged at the names of his first students that he gulped.
"What secrets are she talking about Jiraiya?" Minato asked to his former sensei until Kushina talked again.
"Naruko show some respect towards your godfather." Kushina said while "Naruko" looked at her sisters who were scared of her not that she cares anymore if they call her a demon since she can kill them and devourer their souls.
"Sorry but respect is earned through actions, not given even if they are "family." "Naruko" said sternly.
Meanwhile "Katsumi" was looking at the Namikaze with disappointment especially towards Kushina since the woman is an Uzumaki by blood and she willingly abandoned Naruko in the village because of her husband's hollow promises.
'And they called us Tailed Beasts monsters? When is them who are the real monsters.' "Katsumi" thought to herself when she saw "Naruko" as she floated and greeted her with a hug as they kissed tenderly while Katsumi touched "Naruko's" crotch that became a little wet.
"Oh Naruko-chan you always know how to make a girl like me happy." "Katsumi" said as she kept kissing her girlfriend while putting her hand inside her miniskirt to caress her girlfriend's pussy.
Most citizens of Konoha aside from hating the Kyuubi is that they also dislike people that are different like foreigners, shinobi that puts their loved ones first than the village, people that are not considered human and even shinobi adults that are still Genins like Might Duy was before he died and the worst one is change since Konoha still believe the Will of Fire nonsense about the whole village being a big family but the minute someone does something out of line they would do anything in their power to kill the person just like when Danzo in fear of the Uzumaki clan being a menace to his version of Konoha and that they put family above everything, a sentiment that Danzo hated when he was alive.
"Naruko who are these girls that is somehow making me jealous and that they are better and sexier than me on purpose?" Kushina asked seriously because she has a certain dislike towards persons that only love people for their looks. She doesn't hate same sex couples.
While Kushina said that, the trio looks fancier.
"Oh mother that's the least fancy thing you have said so far." "Naruko" said while adjusting her binoculars.
The Uchiha Elders literally banned Yumeko from the compound because of her relationship with Rin as they now live in the far side of the village.
Despite Konoha being called the "friendliest" village of the great five as being moral rivals of Kumo and Iwa, they have done many unethical things and created the most dangerous of S-Rank Missing Nins since their founding such Hashirama as the man did very questionable things against his so called Will of Fire philosophy such as capturing the Tailed Beasts that led the recreation of Jinchuurikis even when Madara warned him about it and the looming darkness of Konoha, allowed Tobirama create laws to keep the Uchiha Clan in check and even approved the use of the Hyuuga's former Caged Bird Seal, which made Neji want to kill Hashirama various times and methods in which he did when Naruko summoned him as all Hashirama knew was pain.
Tobirama still resented the Uchiha at first but felt indebted when Izuna who was his Hokage's Shadow saved him from Ginkaku and Kinkaku and chose Hiruzen as the Sandaime Hokage when he was barely a teen. Even if Tobirama was married to, one in secret because they thought that he hated them but it was to not evolve their Sharingan because of its diluted genes cause them madness as the user remember everything they see and never forget it when their Sharingan are activated.
Even Hiruzen had problems too such as the travesty of the Uzumaki Clan's downfall because Root Nins disguised as enemy shinobis distracted the reinforcements, as he suspected that Danzo had a hand on it since the other Kages wouldn't dare attack the Uzumaki when they never fought during the clan wars if they wouldn't gained anything from it since if no Uzumaki no proper Fuinjutsu to seal Tailed Beasts when needed. The dilemma of Suna and the near travesty of the Hyuuga Clan. Sparing Danzo after the man admitted in front of his face to kill him and Orochimaru into the hands of Danzo who twisted his favorite student's ambition and let him go when he had the chance to kill him.
Hiruzen was too sentimental until Naruko came into existence that Minato choose a vague prophecy over Naruko and that Biwako wanted to adopt her so that she wouldn't be alone in the world but the Elders wouldn't even let Mikoto or Hitomi raise Naruko at all because she was considered as the village's weapon that couldn't favor a clan as it still pissed her off that her husband haven't killed Danzo since she have read his mind various times as she was a Yamanaka before she married Hiruzen but Naruko beat to him by killing the Shimura.
It wasn't her husband's fault as Biwako clearly blamed Tobirama since the man let the worst legacy in shinobi history even worse than Iwagakure and that is saying something as the man nearly pushed Madara over the hedge if it weren't for a drunk Mito deciphering the Uchiha Stone Tablet that was tampered as Madara personally destroyed it when Mito read about the Juubi and Infinite Tsukuyomi, thought Madara remained civil towards Tobirama for his and Izuna's younger sister Akame's sake.
When that happened Hashirama, Mito, Tobirama, Akeno Uchiha, Izuna, Toka Uchiha Senju, Madara and his wives Suma, Hinatsuru and Makio were completely devastated of their sister clan's demise that they retired of their shinobi life to raise their families.
"Is there a problem with them?" Naruko retorted back as she defends her girlfriends who can beat Kushina easily but Katsumi and Kaguya likes it because it shows that Naruko truly loves them.
"Is that I thought that my oldest daughter would find a nice guy like Hizashi's son Neji." Kushina said as "Naruko" used Creation of All Things with a snap of her fingers to create a trashcan, something that impressed them as she starts to vomit on the trashcan until she finished and made it disappear.
'What was that?' Tsunade thought to herself since she has never since that jutsu before and that Naruko did it with no hand seals.
"Neji? That guy already has a girlfriend!" "Naruko" said.
Juri and Skarlet were blushing at the beauty of Katsumi and jealous of her breasts since hers are bigger than they are while "Naruko" who is E-cup also has the aura of a Goddess and Alpha that has killed thousands in cold blood even while wearing orange.
The girls are heterosexual is that Naruko has that charm.
"Naruko" sensed their envy towards her and her girlfriends, as she got near them, which scared them when she shows her EMS Sharingan?
"Hi." Juri said shyly while greeting Naruko with a smile while her eyes closed as "Naruko" was analyzing her and Skarlet.
"Naruko" would recognized that type of smile as if they are hiding something like when Itachi had his disease that he acted that everything was fine as the Uchiha Elders saw that Itachi was fine but Mikoto demanded Itachi to go see the special doctor to cure him.
He did that and Itachi felt better and stronger even with slightly tan, something that Izumi likes even when they exchanged eye for the EMS as Izumi hugged Itachi for enduring all that and missed his early childhood.
They are pressured to use Katsumi's old chakra but since they don't have their mind split due to having a decent childhood and "loving" parents just being bullied for having red hair. They have the same look when Katsumi saw from Mikoto when she was sealed inside Mito and Kushina during the times she can sense the outside world: political marriage.
Naruko is a woman who wants to know the girl before marrying. She may dislike men, thought she has male friends like Rock Lee, Shino, Shikamaru and her cousin Neji but she despises scumbags like Lila Rossi who is a compulsive liar like saying that she is a descendant of the Sage of Six Paths, which was a total lie as she scared Lila with her Hagoromo puppet.
"So these are my younger sisters Juri and Skarlet? How pathetic." "Naruko" said blandly since she doesn't consider them as her family anymore since she prefers Katsumi and Kaguya, which made the two sisters sad.
"Can we come in since we want to know more about you?" Minato asked Naruko.
"Fine." Naruko said while Tsunade carried Jiraiya but the instant that they entered the house Jiraiya was shocked with lightning since the barrier detected him as he soiled himself.
"Does the Old Pervert needs a diaper change?" Kira laughed because Jiraiya shitted himself while everyone sans Kushina said "Not it." As she had to clean him, while Katsumi giggled while Jiraiya was giggling but Kushina punched him.
"Shut up you sex offender!" Kushina yelled at him.
"Sorry not sorry about that." Naruko said with a snap of her fingers as she took their weapons while she took Minato's kunai as he held one and kissed it while giving it to "Naruko".
*Inside Naruko's house*
Even if Minato is a sensor even can't sense the Darklings and other creatures that surrounded the house.
Tsunade saw in a photo the beast forms of Yoruichi, Juvia, Aoi, Tier, Mirajane, Fubuki, Cathyl relaxing along with Yugito, Rin, Kurotsuchi, Yumeko, Sakura, Fu and Samui as Tsunade who rubbed her eyes as they appear in their human forms on the photo.
'Weird? For a minute I thought that I saw some of the Tailed Beasts in the picture.' Tsunade thought.
"Why thank you since I made the house myself using Wood Style." "Naruko" said while being civilized.
"How? Since only the Shodaime was the only one to use Wood Style that it took him years and experience to master." Minato said as Jiriaya woke up.
"Hey Naruko who are they?" Said a beautiful young woman of average build who wears ragged clothing and a cape made of a wolf's fur, and has what appears to be amaranth red war paint on her face. She wears a head necklace with a single small gem in her front. She also bears short, straight, light brown hair and has dark blue eyes with bangs slightly parted in the middle. She has a medium necklace with three fangs tied across her neck. She wears long, dangling, oval shaped earrings.
This woman is San Uzumaki, one of the few "people" that Naruko saved from Root and that the Inuzuka Clan consider her as a member since she has the clan's markings not knowing that she is the Juubi no Inu thought she lives with her sisters in Uzushiogakure since Naruko is her creator as she is the Darkness.
Thought when smiled at the guest until her eyes saw Jiraiya as she began to growl and went on all fours as her eyes became slits.
'What is she even doing here? Danzo told me that they were in stasis.' Jiraiya thought not realizing that "Naruko" was listening to his mind.
"Jiraiya? Do you have something in your mind that you would like to share?" "Naruko" asked him with a sweet smile that scared the adults as they saw the resemblance but are unaware on who is Naruko's personal doctor.
"What is this piece of human filth doing here Naruko!" San said using her Juubi voice that scared the Namikazes while pointing at Jiraiya.
"Calm yourself San." "Naruko" said smoothly as San calms down.
"Sorry Naruko-sama." San apologized the Namikazes but made an "I'm watching you" gesture at Jiraiya before she flew off into a portal, which surprises them.
"Jiraiya; did you know her?" Kushina asked him as Minato marveled of how the portal was made that surpasses his Hiraishin.
"Nope. Never seen her in all my life." Jiraiya lied trying to keep his distance away from where San was while "Naruko" glares at him since she already knows his entire secrets from her spy that is his right hand in his spy network.
*Timeskip-One hour later*
The Namikazes are amazed at the home of Naruko, as it is organized and neat that it look bigger on the inside.
"The place is of my design using Space-Time Ninjutsu, which I'm proud of myself." "Naruko" said proudly as they went to her Dining Room.
They all sat on the dinner table as they saw the exaggerated amount of food for a normal person or for an Uzumaki is a normal diet but what made the rest gasped is that Tsunade has seen the only person to ever make this amount of food that would make Mito's cooking look like a rookie.
"It can't be her! I thought she was a myth like the Sage of Six Paths." Tsunade yelled as she a figure that made her jealous.
This technique is like the Legendary Cook Kirio Hikifune, a woman that Naruko met during her travels on the planet with Katsumi and Kaguya when they wanted to see the world with their own eyes without them hated for what they are or the things they did before that were out of their control.
The trio learned of her cooking art as she dubbed it, as she became their personal cook on their second home.
*Flashback-two years after Naruko freed Katsumi-Land of Water*
"Kawaki, you are merely a momentary life, a temporary existence of coalesced cells…cells that are worthless! Your existence is pathetic, always lacking intelligence or common sense. You require a guide to hell since your existence is not required. That guide is the Uzumaki! The shinobis are but slaves to those with blessed eyes. Now obey and kill yourself!" Naruko said to the Kawaki as she used her Rinne-Sharingan eyes to put the Third Mizukage in a Genjutsu to make him kill himself with a sword as he cuts his own stomach that he vomited, shitted himself and ate said vomit and shit while jerking off and laughing like the lunatic he is as he died when he came and voided his bowels.
"That was gruesomely disturbing and I killed students before being a shinobi." Hasaki said laughing at what Naruko's Rinne-Sharingan Genjutsu did to the Third Mizukage since the death was slow and funny to her.
"I kILlEd mOrE ThaN 300 PeOplE WhEn NaRuKo wAs SiX." The Darkness spoke inside Naruko's mind who nodded and thanked him for always being there for her since the beginning as The Darkness was more of a father than Minato.
Naruko yawned since it was boring while the Rebels (which included Mei, Haku, Hasaki, Ameyuri and Yagura) all face faulted on the floor as she burned the body into ashes.
"It's finally over!" Hasaki Momochi (female Zabuza) said as Haku hugged her adoptive mother while the Darklings finished destroying the loyalists of Kawaki as the Era of the Bloody Mist that started during Byakuren's reign has finally ended.
Naruko did have a personal reason to kill the Third Mizukage as he was one of the responsible for killing her clan since when she learned to walk and talk she had sneaked into the Academy ever since Hiruzen told her about the Uzumaki name since they didn't teached the students about the Uzumaki Clan or even Fuinjutsu after Kushina and Minato left the village. Not even a mention that Mito was an Uzumaki even if she married man-child Hashirama Senju as she found out that Danzo never wanted Naruko to figure out about her clan, as he wanted to turn her into a weapon.
After the death of the War Hawk and Naruko's training, despite Naruko telling Hiruzen that she won't be a shinobi but told him to improve the Academy into making shinobis that can surpass the old generation and especially for them to learn about the dark aspects of reality since Naruko hates cannon fodder.
The trio left Kirigakure as Naruko gained an ally in the form of the new Mizukage and even went into her inauguration to congratulate Mei as the first Uzumaki Mizukage especially when Naruko took Mei's V-Card that she began to worship Naruko's pussy after she ate her in a metaphorical sense.
The trio were extremely hungry which is weird for them since they can instantly absorb Nature Energy but is not the same as eating physical food.
"Sheesh. I'm a Chakra Construct. How the hell can I even get hungry?" Katsumi complained.
"Well is because you now have a physical body Katsumi-chan." Kaguya answered as she and Naruko smelled something delicious.
"Finally someone that is in need to true culinary art." Kirio said in happiness to help them, thought she sensed whom Katsumi actually is but doesn't care if she is the Kyuubi or a Juubi as they need help.
Even though Kirio went overboard with the feast especially the Pork Ramen that Naruko tasted as it reminded her of Teuchi's ramen.
"Itadakimasu!" Naruko said as she began to eat the ramen.
"Is as if a Kami made this feast. Katsumi. Kaguya. Let's say our graces." Naruko said as they began to eat.
"This is way better than Chakra Fruits as they have more flavor." Kaguya said while eating the food.
"Naruko you were right. The Ramen is the food of the Gods since we are technically Gods or in your case; a primordial being." Katsumi said while eating more food.
Naruko may love ramen but is not obsessive like Kushina or her sisters since Kaguya helped her on a diet in order to maintain her body just like Anko is doing to burn out the extra calories.
"Gochisosama!" The trio said as they finished the food while Kirio has stars in her eyes that they love her food and didn't gained any weight as they burn the calories very fast.
"I have an idea. Excuse me Ms. Hikifune-sama would you like to become our personal cook? I can pay handsomely." Naruko said as she created real 24k gold bars.
"Is an honor that an Uzumaki would want me as her personal cook as my passion is to make food as controlling food means controlling life. Of course I accept the offer." Kirio said as she bowed at Naruko who made a true smile.
*End of flashback*
"Welcome as I prepared a feast for the welcoming guests." "Katsumi" said to the Namikaze family as she revealed the feast she made that to greet the guests.
"Can someone put a leash on the Old Pervert since the man can't even do a second without looking at others girls with lust that could result rape?" "Naruko" said as she use a small dosage of Storm Style: Laser Circus at Jiraiya.
"Wow, now this is a welcoming feast." Kushina said as she saw the giant ramen dish.
*An hour later*
"Really Naruko? You wouldn't forget about little old me?" "Kaguya" said.
"Of course I wouldn't forget about my sexy Rabbit Goddess." "Naruko" said affectionately to his second girlfriend and childhood friend as they kissed each other with real passion.
I demand you service me." "Kaguya's" words earned numerous looks of confusion as the onlookers wondered what she meant by that. "As you wish milady. Front? Back? Bottom? Or other?" "Naruko" asked which caused the confused expressions on the others to intensify, although "Katsumi" was staring impassively at the scene, though if one looked close enough; it was possible to see a twinkle of amusement in her eyes.
"Front." Was Kaguya's curt response as she turned around and pressed her back against Naruko's chest. Her hands snaked around and grabbed her enormous breasts, fondling and rubbing them, earning a low moan from the busty blonde-haired woman. In the background, Jiraiya, Juri and Skarlet all started to have nosebleeds.
Tsunade grunted in disgust while "Katsumi" didn't seem particularly bothered by the scene. Kushina however was blushing a neon red as she shouted "What the hell do you think you're doing, you know?!"
"Naruko. How could you do that in front of Katsumi if is she is your girlfriend?" Tsunade said.
"Kaguya-chan suffers from chronic backaches due to her large breasts. So she often asks me to massage her." "Naruko" gave a smug grin as she explained.
"Ah. Only Naruko's hands are capable of easing my aches and pains. It was a nightmare for me after having early puberty as this chest makes Hanabi-chan jealous." "Kaguya" spoke, a slight tinge of pink dusting her cheeks as her fellow girlfriend continued working on her chest region with her primordial magical hands.
"Oi! Aren't you going to say anything Katsumi? She's clearly cheating on you, you know!" Kushina shouted towards the human form of the fox Juubi while pointing towards "Naruko" and "Kaguya".
"It's not truly cheating if I am aware of it. What Naruko does with other women is entirely her business. So long as she doesn't manipulate them or cast them aside for malicious reasons, which I know she won't ever do, I see no reason to say or do anything." "Katsumi" spoke in a matter-of-fact tone, making Kushina wonder if they were in what is known as an 'open relationship'.
Meanwhile Juri and Skarlet were standing on the floor a little lightheaded from the blood loss.
"What? Is not like Naruko is cheating on me since she needs all the love she can get since the life of a Jinchuuriki is hard, especially if it is the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi for something that it didn't do on its free will!." "Katsumi" said while avoiding of revealing herself.
"How did you three met?" Minato asked since he was trying to lift the mood and sense their chakras as he found none as if there are suppressing them or have a condition that they can't use Chakra. But is impossible because Naruko used Wood, Ice and Storm Style. She even combined Yin and Yang to make a trashcan and the only one that could combine Yin and Yang was the Sage of Six Paths since the only one that is alive and met the Sage was Gamamaru the Grand Toad Sage.
As "Naruko" finished massaging her second girlfriend's chest.
"Well I met Katsumi and Kaguya in the orphanage that we grew up together that we became best friends until an incident happened that the matriarch kicked me out of the orphanage when a certain war hawk leaked my Jinchuuriki status the next day after I was born and do you really want to know what people did?" "Naruko" explained them while lying about the real meeting of Katsumi as the Namikazes not wanted to know but needed to hear it.
"They called for my death, called me a monster, a freak, a demon. They didn't see a baby, they only saw the fox that attacked their village against its will and killed their friends and family. There I was a newly orphaned infant not even a week old already and people were out for my blood." "Naruko" said, with Juri and Skarlet feeling sick at hearing people actually calling for an infant's death, unknowingly using Katsumi's old chakra but use their sealing chains to calm down.
"By the time I was five I had more attempts on my life than every Kage, dead or alive, combined. I was hated and alone, told my parents abandoned me because they didn't want a demon for a daughter, was beaten, spat on, and treated lower than dirt. However, you know the worse part of it all was the loneliness. I had no friends because their parents forbade them to interact with my because they thought that the Kyuubi would control them to spread hatred (Katsumi can but people do it for her easily), no family, no one that cared I was completely and utterly alone!" Said "Naruko" as Kushina, Tsunade, Juri and Skarlet feeling tears well in their eyes.
"Even when Mikoto and Hitomi wanted to adopt me they couldn't because the Elders burned the evidence of saying that they are my godmothers since Tsunade and Jiraiya abandoned me." "Naruko" said in anger since Homura and Koharu are alive but under permanent house arrest, as they have no power anymore.
No one deserved that kind of pain, no matter who they were unless you're a parasite that is.
"You know what else? When I was six I was nearly raped!" "Naruko" said, which shocked the females and Minato the most as Tsunade assaulted Jiraiya.
"Jiraiya you told us that Naruko was well taken care of! That you checked on her every month and don't you dare say your spy network or "research" excuse!" Tsunade yelled at the Imperfect Sage that she strangles that his head became from green to blue in the shape of a toad as he even ribbited as she lets go of his neck.
"Why didn't Hiruzen told us about it since we left you in Konoha because it was dangerous to train you and we couldn't afford to be distracted." Kushina said.
"Why? Because of Kumo and Iwa? Oh please. Ay and Onoki are actually afraid of me now that they practically bow to me! The only reason that Onoki still hates Minato is because that of the thousand shinobis he killed in the Third War was Kitsuchi's wife Shirioitsuchi whom they had a daughter named Kurotsuchi one year before you killed her." Naruko said which shocked Minato.
"How did you know that since that was classified to Konoha!? Hiruzen knew that I didn't have time to come to Konoha while training your sisters!" Minato said angrily to "Naruko".
"Because the darkness bends to my will and I know everything!" "Naruko" said with a devilish smile as the rotate her head 360° as her eyes glowed ominously with red slits, which spooked her sisters.
"But I thought that shinobis are like heroes that protect the village from threats. That my goal is to become Hokage. We actually wanted to meet our older sister!" Skarlet said as she heard "Katsumi" laughing as she heard that trash while the last statement she said was true since she was checking if she didn't have a malicious intent.
"Of course Flaky here had all the fucking time in the world. Or is the title Yellow Flash means nothing? Maybe you only used your Hiraishin for convenience instead of caring for your older daughter. But can't because his ego is much more important than the daughter that hold the Kyuubi's soul. You Nakimazes are always trouble ever since the foundations of Hidden Villages and their fucking Shinobi System that caused more bad than good!" "Naruko" said, as her voice got deeper and manlier as she laughed as Minato glared at Naruko for calling him a nickname that Kushina dubbed him when they were at the academy, which is impossible to know that.
"What so funny to you!" Kushina said angrily when Naruko's chains trapped her.
"Oh Kushina. Still the naïve and weak minded woman that listened to the hollow promises of your husband because Minato saved when you were young and I thought that you were an Uzumaki." "Naruko" said in a deep baritone voice that Kushina recognized and glared at her.
"Of course I am an Uzumaki!" Kushina retorted as the chains squeezed her more.
"Oh really? Because you practically abandoned me when I was just a baby!? What was that Uzumaki Creed again? Oh right. Family Above All!" "Naruko" said with venom, which shocked Kushina since her, as an Uzumaki to her family is always first.
"Maybe Mito was wrong to choose you as the Kyuubi's container when she taught her everything she knew." "Naruko" said grinning as "Katsumi" and "Kaguya" stayed silent since "Naruko" wants to vent out at Kushina.
"You know nothing about grandma Mito!" Kushina said while trying to escape the black sealing chains of "Naruko", which are harder than hers that is making her weak.
"Who are you really?" Tsunade said in fear, as she does not like this at all.
"Oh just someone that was practically abandoned along with my sisters because our father that created us thought that the people would take care of us. Until we realized that he cared more about other people's opinions that his own family that he had backstabbed." "Naruko" said and it surprised her that the supposed prodigy of Minato Namikaze is not putting the puzzle pieces despite being a respected and feared Shinobi but as a man, leader and a father…not so much as he makes Hagoromo look like a saint and you all know the story of him.
Minato is too idealistic since he listened to the Perverted Leech of Jiraiya about the Child of Prophecy, which was something that Gamamaru told Jiraiya while smoking his daily dose opium about training a student that would save or destroy the shinobi world. Even if the Grand Toad Sage can absorb Nature Energy, he still is a mortal even if he has more than 3,000 years.
"Kaguya" doesn't care about killing him since would be too easy as she let him live as he is already killing himself.
"OK. So I been meaning to ask you if you want to become a shinobi just like us." Kushina said with stars in her eyes as she still smiled, which disgusted "Naruko" as if Kushina is trying to redeem herself for leaving Naruko for 16 fucking years making a flip turn of mood.
"Pass." "Naruko" said with a blank face as Kushina's eyes shattered like glass as "Naruko" released her chains.
"Pass? What do you mean pass, you know?" Kushina asked in worry.
"Why would I need to become a shinobi to risk my life for this cesspool village that is called Konoha? People from the Red Light District are more decent than the majority of the village. You are a disgrace to the Uzumaki and Senju name. Minato you are joke of a Hokage as you are worse than Hiruzen in which you are horrible leader and planner! The only shame I have is to be related to you guys, Hashirama, Tobirama and Mito that I actually said that to their face while making them wear Might Guy's clothes while filming it tomato face." "Naruko" retorted as Kushina and Tsunade became pissed and enraged that her own daughter called her that nickname that she hates more than the Kyuubi while Tsunade was pissed that Naruko insulted their grandparents and granduncle as they ran towards Naruko, as they their ready to practically beat the stuffing out of their own relative.
"Mom, Baa-chan don't do it!" Skarlet yelled while crying that their own mother would try to beat their sister that they haven't seen in sixteen years as thy wanted to use the Kyuubi's Chakra they can't because they fear of hurting people by accident as they saw "Naruko" not moving at all.
The two never noticed that they also are in an Genjutsu since no shinobi can't be released from a EMS Genjutsu that even others won't noticed it since they think that their acting normal as only the user or others that have the EMS can notice the difference.
What surprised them is that Kushina and Tsunade are only hitting an afterimage, as Minato deducted that is was Swift Style: Shadowless Flight; the Swift Style is the Bloodline of the Namikaze Clan that combines Wind and Lightning, he thought that either Juri and/or Skarlet would inherit the bloodline but he never thought of Naruko having it.
"They are still going at it!" "Naruko" said, as everyone was shocked that the afterimage is still intact.
They didn't noticed that "Naruko" was behind her sisters eating popcorn with "Kaguya" and "Katsumi" as they were watching those two trying to hit the afterimages for 30 minutes as they became sweaty as everyone present can see their chests bouncing off as "Naruko" gained an idea.
"I have an idea." "Naruko" whispered to "Katsumi" who made a foxy grin as she made Kushina and Tsunade make out with each other on the floor while taking their clothes off into scissoring each other while trading spit as "Kaguya" was filming this for blackmail material just in case.
Meanwhile, Jiraiya as the pervert that he is was writing a gold mine of research while saying thanks to Kami for this to happen while Minato became a blushing mess.
"My 'giney tickles." Juri said as she was rubbing her vagina as Skarlet did the same thing.
"I'm cumming Minato!" Kushina said thinking that is Minato having sex with her as the real Minato had his eyes twitching at the scene as both women came while Jiraiya was praising Kami for this as he have notes for his new book called Icha Icha Yuri Incest.
"Don't forget to give Naruko 99% of the sales." "Naruko" said to Jiraiya who dumbly nodded as "Naruko" snapped her fingers as Kushina and Tsunade stopped having outrageous lesbian sex.
"What just happened? Were we on a Genjutsu then how come I didn't sensed it?" Tsunade asked while putting her clothes on and fixing her hair.
"Minato why are we naked and sweaty? Why our daughters jerking off?" Kushina asked her husband as she saw her younger daughters panting due to masturbating.
"Jiraiya did you used Genjutsu on us for your smut books and where is Naruko!?" Kushina said angrily towards Jiraiya who was trembling in fear of the Red Death.
"Surprise! Forgetting about da boss ain't wise!" "Naruko" said with a megaphone to attract their attention as she poofed out the megaphone.
"You used Genjutsu? But how? Since Uzumakis are known to have a lot of Chakra and vitality than the Senjus aside from the Shodaime. That using Genjutsu without extensive Chakra Control exercises that even Juri and Skarlet can't." Minato said while Naruko was cleaning her ear.
"Did you said something?" "Naruko" asked plainly.
"Curse you and your hip attitude Naruko!" Might Guy yelled from the far side of the village.
"How does he do that if the barrier is soundproof as well?" "Naruko" asked "Kaguya" who shrugged.
"Is Might Guy Naruko." "Kaguya" answered as the first time she met him she wanted to kill him for wearing his horrendous green tight suit that not even she would made Isshiki wear it as her ex-partner is dead.
"Naruko" clapped that attract their attention.
"Well is been fun knowing you all. However, you need to leave as I have some business to do." "Naruko" said to them as she showed them the exit.
"Naruko please. We thought that if the people knew that you held the Kyuubi's soul they would have seen you as a hero." Kushina said trying to convince Naruko.
"You guys aren't evil just plain stupid! Did you ignored what I said before? Even if you two are dead the villagers would rather spit on your last wish than to accept it." "Naruko" said to them.
"We did it to protect you." Minato said.
"Oh please. You put the village above family just to "preserve" the balance of Jinchuuriki of the villages that you never noticed that Konoha has eight Tailed Beasts while Suna has one.
"What? But that causes unbalance! How come we didn't know!? Why Hiruzen didn't told us about that!" Minato exclaimed.
"Wow Minato for a supposed once in a century prodigy, a sensor and a Sage Mode user you never noticed the Tailed Beasts and their Jinchuurikis running around the village in plain sight. Hiruzen lost all the respect towards you and Kushina ever since you practically and willingly abandoned me because I only have the Kyuubi's soul! Especially when you know the life of an orphan! Don't you dare say that you know how a Jinchuuriki is since you never were and even they would never cooperate with you! Lasty, I don't give two shits about the so called "balance of Jinchuuriki" and the Will of Fire can suck my ass!." Naruko said while flipping Minato off who felt surprised that "Naruko" did that to her own father.
Minato took out his signature kunai to Hiraishin towards "Naruko" to knock her out but he couldn't use his chakra still.
"Why isn't the Hiraishin working?" Minato asked as his second signature Jutsu is failing while "Naruko" looked at the readers with a blank face while rolling her eyes as she kicked his balls.
"It won't work since the barrier I created seals foreign Chakra until I say so. Wow you're an idiot. Is expected if Jiraiya was your sensei." "Naruko" answered his question as Jiraiya felt angry that she insulted his teaching methods.
'For being Madara's grandson like Mikoto he acts more like Hashirama.' "Katsumi" thought as she compared them.
"I can't believe that his dumbass is your father Naruko. It makes me sad that you had his genes before." "Kaguya" said.
"Hey Naruko can you show them the app that you invented?" "Katsumi" asked "Naruko" as she took out her phone to use her Summoning App.
"Oh Snowlem." "Naruko" said while dialing the number on her phone to summon something
It is a snowman with a rather round body shape, with three yellow buttons on its belly. It seems to have a beard and the inside its mouth (which resembles a cage) and its eyes are hollow. It wears an orange bucket as a hat and wears broken handcuffs on its wrists.
"WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND MY LADY?." Snowlem asked its new master.
"Is that snowman? How did you signed a contract for that?" Tsunade asked.
"Sheesh Jiraiya how much information did you hid from them? To answer your question is that my own creation who can actually talk as Danzo died by my hands and that my cellphone has an app that can scan a personal creation or DNA of particular summons since if you signed a scroll with your blood who's to say that someone I don't know Orochimaru could make a genetic clone to use the summon without signing the contract just by having DNA of the original person." "Naruko" explained to the Slug Princess.
"You killed Danzo? I thought it was Shisui who killed him and was declared a Missing Nin." Jiraiya said as he blurted out that information.
"What are you deaf tomato face?" Naruko retorted as Kushina went closer to "Naruko" but "Naruko" made a giant hand that she fling a finger that launched Kushina backwards as Minato confused it with an Akimichi Jutsu.
"Since when can you use of clan techniques without causing civil wars?" Minato asked, as he was amazed at the potential despite "Naruko" doesn't want to be a shinobi.
"Are you sure you don't want to be a shinobi Naruko so that you can surpass your dear dad?" Minato said.
Cue to "Naruko", "Katsumi" and "Kaguya" laughing their asses off.
"Give a second because of what you said was very funny!" "Naruko" said to continue laughing.
"To surpass you? Boy, the things I did would make you say that is you who should try to surpass me. Which is impossible!" "Naruko" told him.
"Can you tell us?" Juri and Skarlet said using the most deadly Jutsu of all: The Puppy Dogs Eye Jutsu.
Which didn't affected "Naruko" at all as "Naruko" ordered Snowlem to make the Namikazes leave and he did by turning into a fridge and blow them out the door as it closed by itself.
"Finally they're gone." "Naruko" said.
"And I thought that Hagoromo and Hamura were insufferable." "Kaguya" said.
"You know what? I already know since I was you." "Katsumi" said.
*Outside*
"I can't believe that Naruko did that to us and didn't cared." Kushina said as Minato was thinking about Katsumi and Kaguya.
"Jiraiya are you truly sure that you checked on Naruko all these years or was she lying?" Minato asked angrily at his former sensei while Kushina glared at him.
"Yes." He sheepishly said as Tsunade kicked his balls.
"Something is fishy about the two girlfriends of Naruko since I never met them before and my spy network couldn't find information about them as if I have a double agent on my network." Jiraiya said as he summoned Fukasaku and Shima.
"What is it Jiraiya boy?" Fukasaku asked his summoner.
"Have you ever heard of the names of Naruko's friends Katsumi and Kaguya?" Jiraiya asked them as they froze at the mention of the second name.
"Why is it that Kaguya's name made them act like this?" Minato asked.
'The only Kaguya that he knows were the Kaguya Clan of Kiri' Minato thought.
"They are friends with Naruko?" Shima asked.
"Isn't Naruko the one that mastered our Sage Mode in less than a minute without using Shadow Clones when she was six?" Fukasaku asked.
Jiraiya's eyes came out of his sockets looking at the two sages and went back into his sockets when Fukasaku said that his oldest Goddaughter mastered Sage Mode in less than a minute at the age of six when he never mastered it and it made Jiraiya jaw drop.
"That's not all as she also mastered the Sage Mode of the snakes and slugs, the same Sage Mode that Hashirama mastered on his own." Shima said as they gasped and Minato fainted that Naruko not learned not just one but the Sage Mode of the Sannin.
*Meanwhile-Otogakure*
Orochimaru sneezed as he felt that someone has surpassed him.
"Why hasn't Danzo communicated with me?" Orochimaru asked unaware that Danzo is dead.
"I couldn't find anything since someone or something has killed all of our spies in Konoha Orochimaru-sama." Guren asked.
"This pissed me off since I can't use Edo Tensei to summon the Shodaime and Nidaime to kill Hiruzen as if someone beat to him already but it couldn't be Hiruzen since he consider the Justu "unethical" and wouldn't even kill a criminal. I have to wait a few years to expand my main hideout to be consider as a minor village." Orochimaru said pissed off while looking his hands when he remembered when Shisui used his silver tongue on him and humiliated him without a fight nor used his Sharingan that he left the Akatsuki and realized after a month that Shisui swindled him.
"I can't go back since the Barrier Team would sense me and my chakra would be sealed off the moment I step into the village." Guren said to her master.
"When I get my hands on the scoundrel who ruined my plans as he or she would wish to be dead for messing with me as my name is Orochimaru Weinstein." Orochimaru said.
"Anything else master?" Guren asked.
"Bring me my toys for my sponge bath." Orochimaru said to Guren who shivered.
'You're only doing this to protect Yukimaru Guren. She thought to herself.
*Konoha-Namikaze home*
The Namikazes finally made it to their house as everything looked the same and cleaned to due using seals to repel dust, rust and mold.
"Home sweet home." Juri said sadly as she and her sister felt guilty of things that happened to Naruko's childhood if they called it like that?
"Were the things Naruko said were true Juri?" Skarlet asked her sister.
"I can't answer something that I don't know." Juri answered her sister.
"Minato? Did we do the right thing of leaving Naruko alone in Konoha?" Kushina said crying as it hurts so much that Naruko doesn't want them in their life now despite having suffered for being a Jinchuuriki when she told Minato that it should be kept a secret but no as he said that Juri and Skarlet may be one of the child of Prophecy.
"I thought that the village would treat Naruko as a hero for containing the Kyuubi's soul." Minato said.
"I can't believe that Naruko killed Danzo. But how since the man was extremely crafty and having his Root Nin with him at all times when Hiruzen told him to disband them." Tsunade said.
*Back at Naruko's house*
"I can't believe that those idiots couldn't distinguish their own daughter and their own girlfriends." "Naruko" said to "Kaguya" and "Katsumi" who were relaxing.
"Let me call Naruko and tell them that we met them and they she owe use some cuddling time." "Naruko" said while making a call on the phone as her eyes became black and red with three intersecting ellipses and a three-pointed shuriken in the center of them signaling that is not Naruko but in fact is Satsuki Uchiha with her Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan that evolved on her own by sheer will and without transplanting Itachi's eye with help from using some of Kaguya's blood as it changed into purple eyes with a ripple pattern and six tomoes on their two innermost circles.
These eyes are known to a few that even Itachi doesn't know about it.
Satsuki has long waist length black hair with a blue tint, onyx colored eyes, pale skin, wearing white shorts, a navy blue high-collared shirt with the Uchiha symbol on the back, and blue kunoichi sandals.
Some people called her Mikoto Jr. due to the resemblance. She also the body capability of a Senju.
Aside from the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan she also the Yuki Clan's Ice Style Bloodline.
"I always knew that humans shouldn't be trusted." "Katsumi" said as she transform into a snow white-furred that generates electricity when fighting or angry, snow white-haired rabbit mink with red eyes, long rabbit ears, a rabbit-like nose, a large round fluffy tail, but with a body otherwise similar to that of a human adolescent. The fur around her neckline turns much thicker, vaguely resembling a lion's mane, and her claws become longer and sharper.
This is Carrot the Juubi no Usagi and a member of the 12 original Juubis.
Naruko summoned the Demonic Statue after meeting with the founding members of the original Akatsuki Itsuka, Ajisai and Konan after showing incriminating evidence of Danzo and Jiraiya since it was because of Jiraiya that Hanzo of the Salamander fought them.
They even told her to take the statue when she told them that it was a Juubi named Carrot who has intelligence since she didn't crippled Ajisai and shared some of her life force to save Itsuka and Konan.
Ajisai said that is better that Carrot stay with Naruko since their member named Momoshiki is recruiting various Missing Nin for the group to find the Tailed Beasts for his Juubi, who is completely mindless.
Naruko teleported Carrot's husk in a desolated place as she made copies of the Nine Tailed Beasts' Chakra to revive Carrot who was angry that she thought Naruko was Hagoromo until she sensed the Darkness inside her and thanked her.
"Just by looking at the Namikazes makes me want to kill them as their presence sickens me!" "Kaguya" said very pissed as she transform into Hinata who wears something similar to Anko and using red lipstick with a scowl face.
"When Naruko comes back from visiting her grandma and friends from Uzu she will owe me a lot of sex time!" Hinata yelled, as she knows that the silencing seals are active as she was panting with lust while thinking of the thing that she wants Naruko to do with her that involves BDSM.
"You bearing them? I had the most dialogue with those morons. I never know how that man became Hokage even Fugaku would have been a better Hokage than him as much as I dislike him for being a terrible father but is a decent leader to the Uchiha Clan." Satsuki told them.
"It was either them, Kizashi Haruno, Orochimaru or Danzo." Hinata said while the other two shudder at that since if they became Hokage they would legalize bloodline experimentations or mandatory Root recruits.
"Thank Yami that Naruko killed that son of a bitch." Satsuki said.
Additional Authors Notes: Hope you enjoyed it!
This has been the first chapter that Naruko, Kaguya and Katsumi don't physically appear outside of flashbacks.
Minato may be smart but even he couldn't distinguish a true Henge of the person he only met as a baby even if he sensed the chakra as Naruko as infinite Chakra that Minato's mind is protecting him from the overload even in Toad Sage Mode.
Those who wanted Naruko to forgive Juri and Skarlet is a big no since they act like canon Naruto mixed with Kushina that with those attitude they can't even be Chunin since Hiruzen raised the standards for more quality and not make the mistake such as Kakashi as Itachi is only a Chunin now.
That being said, I hope everyone enjoyed this story. Feel free to let me know what you think in the reviews!