"Are you still holding on to this again? I hope you don't underestimate the virtues of being a stay-at-home househusband."
Same as a year ago, I was summoned back to the staff room. And this person who had a wonderful vicious smile, is the exact teacher from before. The only thing that has changed is that teacher is now my homeroom teacher.
"Hikigaya, are you making fun of me?"
"No, I didn't."
"Then why did you fill the form with the same answer as last year's?"
"Who cares-"
I felt a heavy dull pain swooshed in my stomach and planked to the ground like someone from August 21, 1983. As I touch my grazed cheek, the sermon goes on.
"Nowadays, it is common practice for married couples to both work. One of the reasons is due to expenses not being able to be covered solely by the other party. Or in other words, the probability of you at home is low." She continued. "Like for real."
Was expecting to be humored but still a decent response. Just as I stood up, a blow of wind was sent to me; in a little bit altered direction.
"Look at me, damn it! I am not a housewife, but I work diligently every day as a clergyman, yet I can't even find anyone to take me! I've been diligently making myself stand out, but no one! No one!"
Oh no, not again with this tangent. She's starting to lose her temper.
"Just the other day, my college friend bragged how it feels to have someone in life, and that hurts, you know!?!?" She slammed the table, causing her… it to vibrate violently. "Screw you, bitch! You've always been like that ever since you were in college! You always go to parties and sleep with guys! I will never get a chance because of people like you-"
"Bouncy…"
"-Huh!?"
When I looked at Hiratsuka-sensei, her face turned plump, bright red and covered her cheeks with hands.
"You're talking about la la la la, and you are my student and I am your teacher! How can I have such a slutty and immoral relationship with you?!"
A.
"Uh, Sensei?" I instinctively asked in concern.
"Kyah!"
All of the sudden, she jolted like a [redacted] female character from a low quality adult film. While sitting on a chair, my legs are flailing and something wants to be uncaged.
"Enough! You're dismissed!"
I was kicked out of the staff room before I knew what was happening. Well, it's a good thing I saved the day.
Or rather, had a good look of her ti-
"Come back here, Hikigayaaaaaaa!!"