Title: The Fairly Odd SquarePants
The crossover starts off in the SpongeBob universe at SpongeBob's house where he is feeding his pet snail Gary his breakfast
"Good morning Gary. Your breakfast it ready." SpongeBob said
"Meow." Gary says as he eats his food
"Huh sometimes I wonder what land life is like. I have to ask Sandy sometime." SpongeBob said
We now cut to the Turner house where Timmy is upset cause once again, it's the weekend which means his parents are going somewhere fun without him like they've been doing since 2001
"Hey what's the matter Sport?" Wanda asked
"Yeah it's the weekend." Cosmo said
"Poof poof." Said Poof
"It's the weekend. My parents are obviously going somewhere fun without me and force Vicky to babysit." Timmy said
"Oh Timmy!" Timmy's parents yelled
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof quickly poof into fish form when Mr and Mrs Turner barges in
"Guess what we're doing today?" Mr. Turner asked
"Gee let me guess. You two are going somewhere fun without me and having Vicky babysit aren't you?" Timmy asked
"For a guy who gets a lot of F's, you sure are smart." Mrs. Turner said
"Let's go before he gets upset." Mr. Turner said
They quickly run out of the house and into their car
"Hawaii here we come!" Mr. and Mrs. Turner said
"TWERP! Vicky yelled as her shadow is seen holding a chainsaw and a flamethrower
"Yeah I'm not doing this today. I wish I can go somewhere far way where Vicky can't find me." Timmy said
The fairies grant the wish as we cut to the SpongeBob universe where the camera shows the island before it goes down underwater which is when Timmy and the fairies and up to which means they ended up in Bikini Bottom
Timmy is now wearing an air helmet and spacesuit on so he can breathe and not die
"Where are we?" Timmy asked
"We're underwater." Cosmo replied
"He meant where are we underwater." Wanda said
Poof sees a sign and points at it
"Poof poof." Said Poof
"Hey Poof found a sign. Looks like we're in an underwater town called Bikini Bottom." Timmy said
The four explore the sea and sees there are a lot of fish
"Wow there are a lot of fish here." Wanda said
"What's that in the distance?" Cosmo asked
They see a pineapple
"Poof poof?" Poof asked
"Poof's right. Why is there a pineapple under the sea?" Wanda asked
"And next to a house shaped like a Moai statue and why is there a big rock next to that house?" Cosmo asked
"Why don't we knock on the door." Timmy replied
Timmy knocks on the door and soon the door opens with SpongeBob on the other side
"Hello can I help you?" SpongeBob asked
Everyone is shocked to see SpongeBob
"Hello?" SpongeBob asked
"A sponge with square pants living in a pineapple under the sea?" Timmy asked
"Someone should make a song about it." Cosmo said
"Are you guys new here?" SpongeBob asked
"We're from land." Wanda replied
"So's my friend Sandy." SpongeBob said
"What's your name?" Timmy asked
"SpongeBob SquarePants." SpongeBob replied
"Well SpongeBob I'm Timmy Turner and these are my guardians Cosmo, Wanda and Poof. They're from a town with powers and can fly." Timmy said
"I may be dumb sometimes but I know what fairies are." SpongeBob said
"Oh wow. Guys it's not against Da Rules if they already know right?" Timmy asked
"I don't think so." Cosmo said
"Not as long as they keep it a secret." Wanda says
Gary enters the scene
"Meow?" Gary asked
"Aw who's this little guy?" Timmy asked
"This is Gary my pet snail. Gary these are some guests who live above water. Say hi." SpongeBob said
Gary licks Timmy
"Aw I think he likes you." Cosmo said
"Poof poof." Poof said
"Is that all you can say?" SpongeBob asked
"He's a fairly baby. He knows some words but usually says poof which is what we named him." Wanda replied
"Well he's cute." SpongeBob said
Poof blushes
Soon Squidward barges in
"SpongeBob how many times do I have to tell you to keep your stuff out of my house?!" Squidward asked
"I'm sorry Squidward." SpongeBob said
Squidward sees Timmy and his fairies
"Uh why is there a bucktooth boy and three floating creatures in your house?" Squidward asked
"That's Timmy Turner and his fairies." SpongeBob replied
"Fairies are real?" Squidward asked
"Yeah we get assigned to miserable kids." Wanda replied
"How come I don't have fairies?" Squidward asked
"You're an adult. You're too old for fairies." Timmy replies
Squidward growls
"Is he always like this?" Cosmo asked
"Usually." SpongeBob replied
Patrick comes in
"SpongeBob!" Patrick yelled
"Wow a talking sea star." Cosmo said
"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" Patrick asked
"How did you even get here anyway?" SpongeBob asked
"My parents in California decided to go to this state Hawaii without me and decided to leave me with my evil babysitter Vicky. She's been torturing me since 2001 and my parents are too stupid to realize so today I had these guys take me somewhere far away from Dimmsdale and ended up here." Timmy replied
"Why don't you just call CPS on your parents?" Squidward asked
"Cause I got these guys to look after me." Timmy replied
"Well if you do call CPS, you'll still need us cause Francis and Crocker will still torture you." Cosmo says
"Gee thanks for the reminder Cosmo." Timmy sarcastically said
"You're welcome." Was Cosmo's reply
"Hey why don't we give you a tour of our city." SpongeBob said
"That sounds nice." Cosmo said
"Count me out. I'm going back to bed." Squidward said and walks out
"Well ain't he just a grouch." Wanda said
"I HEARD THAT!" Yelled Squidward
"Poof poof!" Poof said in a rude tone
"Poof watch your language. We don't say that about rude people. Even if it's true." Wanda said
"You can understand him?" Patrick asked
"He's our son and his god-brother." Cosmo replied
Cut to outside SpongeBob and Patrick are showing Timmy and his fairies a tour of Bikini Bottom
"There sure are a lot of houses here." Timmy said
"And they look weird. Like someone used bad animation." Cosmo said
"I like this guy." Patrick said
Sandy soon meets up with SpongeBob
"Hey SpongeBob, Patrick who are these guys?" Sandy asked
"That's Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof." SpongeBob replied
"Hey are you from land too?" Timmy asked
"Yes I'm from Texas what about you?" Sandy asked
"California." Timmy replied
"And we're from Fairly World." Cosmo said
"Cosmo you idiot!" Wanda yelled
"I think I heard of that place. Don't you guys get assigned to the most miserable kids?" Sandy asked
"Poof poof." Poof said
SpongeBob tells Sandy about Timmy's life
"Okay your parents need to be locked up in jail." Sandy said
"Huh I wonder if Vicky knows I'm gone." Timmy said
We now cut to the Cake n Bacon where Timmy's main enemies are eating cake and bacon
"So none of you have seen Turner today?" Mr. Crocker asked
"No!" Yelled Foop and Dark Laser
Soon Vicky appears and thunder and lighting are seen
"AHH VICKY!" Yelled Foop, Dark Laser and Mr. Crocker
"What is she doing here?" Foop asked
"I'm looking for the twerp." Vicky replied
"Well we haven't seen him." Dark Laser said
"Wait I can just poof up a Timmy tracker and track him down." Foop said
"Well what are you waiting for? DO IT!" Vicky yelled
"Heh no wonder they call her Icky Vicky." Mr. Crocker whispered to Dark Laser
"I HEARD THAT!" Vicky yelled
Foop uses his bottle to poof up a Timmy tracker and soon sees he's in Bikini Bottom
"Found him! He's in a town called Bikini Bottom which for some reason is underwater?" Foop said
"Good then we're going there to take him down!" Vicky yelled
"Foop I wish we were all in Bikini Bottom!" Mr. Crocker yelled
Foop waves his bottle and takes him where with a dust transition with the words Uh-Oh on it
We now cut to the others as they are at Mrs. Puff's Boating School
"And this is Mrs. Puff's Boating School." SpongeBob said
They enter the classroom
"SpongeBob what are you doing here? Did I butt dial you?" Mrs. Puff asked
"Oh no Mrs. Puff I'm just showing these four a tour of Bikini Bottom." SpongeBob replied
"Who's the fat kid?" Cosmo asked
"Cosmo she's the teacher!" Sandy yelled
"Great another genius." Mrs. Puff said
"So this is like a Driver's Ed class?" Wanda asked
"Uh huh." SpongeBob replied
"Who drives underwater? That's weird." Said Timmy
"What's weird is that he's a grown adult and he still can't drive." Mrs. Puff said
"I had a boat once but it was on E which means empty so I threw it away." Patrick said
"That's what I would have done." Cosmo said as he and Patrick high five
"E stands for empty which means it's out of gas you idiots." Sandy said
"I feel your pain talking squirrel." Wanda said
"Wanda my name is Sandy." Sandy says
"I'm trying real hard to pass but I just can't do it." SpongeBob said
"I know you don't mean it SpongeBob and I understand it's hard but you have to be 100% focus. This ain't a video game where you can crash into stuff and suddenly wake up alive at the hospital. Just keep your eyes on the road and don't let anyone distract you." Mrs. Puff says
"Okay I'll do it next week." SpongeBob said
"We'll see about that." Sandy says
"Now run along, I have to get ready for my lunch date with Mr. Krabs." Mrs. Puff says
"Oh a date. Where you going?" Wanda asked
"We're just having lunch at the Krusty Krab." Mrs. Puff replied
"Poof poof." Poof said
"Oh barnacles that's right! I'm late for work!" SpongeBob said
"Don't worry SpongeBob cause I wish we were at the Krusty Krab! Which is a dumb name for a restaurant." Timmy said
The wish is granted and everyone is at the Krusty Krab eating Krabby Patties
"Wow these things are good." Timmy said
"SpongeBob is a good cook." Wanda said
"Why thank you Wanda." SpongeBob said
Mr. Krabs comes out of his office
"Hey boy-o." Mr. Krabs said
"How many talking animals are there in this sea?" Cosmo asked
"Hey why are those three floating and have wings?" Mr. Krabs asks
"They're fairies." Sandy replied
"Oh I wish for $1,000,000." Mr. Krabs said
"Sorry sir but we only grant Timmy wishes and it's against Da Rules." Wanda said
"Aw man." Mr. Krabs said
"Are there rules for everything?" Patrick asked
"No Patrick there are rules for everything." Cosmo replied
"That is literally what he just said." Sandy said
"Great two nincompoops." Wanda said
"Just what this world needs." Squidward said
"I feel your pain pink hair creature." Mrs. Puff says
"My name is Wanda." Wanda said
"Poof poof." Poof said
"Well Wanda your baby is cute." Mrs. Puff says as Poof's cheeks turn red
"Though why are his eyes purple when your eyes are pink and his eyes are green? Pink and green do not make purple." Squidward said
"Huh I never noticed that before." Cosmo said
"You never notice anything." Timmy says
We now cut to the Chum Bucket
"So what's your plan to fail to steal the secret formula this time?" Karen asked
"Quiet Karen I'm trying to focus!" Plankton said
Soon Vicky, Mr. Crocker, Foop and Dark Laser appear out of nowhere shocking Plankton and Karen
"Customers." Plankton said
"Did they just appear out of nowhere?" Karen asked
"A talking plankton?" Vicky said
"This town is weird." Dark Laser said
Karen uses her scanner
"It appears these people are from the surface in a state called California and are bad guys." Karen said
"Did that computer just talk?" Foop asked
"No." Karen says
"We're not idiots." Mr. Crocker said
"Oh villains you say. You four can help me take over this world." Plankton said
"First we want to know where this twerp is at." Vicky said
Karen uses her scanner
"He's at the Krusty Krab which is across the street." Karen said
Plankton gets his ray gun
"So if I help you take down this bucktooth twerp, you'll help me take over the world?" Plankton asked
"Big time." Foop said
"And with this device I made in my lab, I can finally capture Timmy Turner's FAIRY GODPARENTS!" Mr. Crocker yelled
"Why are your ears on your neck?" Karen asked
"Why does everyone keep bringing that up?" Mr. Crocker asked
"Well it does make you look like a freak." Dark Laser replied
"Stop fighting! We got work to do!" Vicky yelled
"Don't wait up on me Karen." Plankton says
The villains walk out
"They're going to fail big time." Karen said to the audience
Cut back to the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs has told Timmy and the fairies why he and Plankton are at war
"So you guys are at war because of a dumb hamburger?" Timmy asked
"Yes." Mr. Krabs replied
"They've been at war for years." Sandy said
"Plankton fails every time." Squidward says
"Why can't you just combine restaurants?" Cosmo asked
"Cause no one likes chum." Mr. Krabs replied
"Isn't chum just cut up fish?" Wanda asked
"So Plankton kills fish?" Patrick asked
"No wonder why he doesn't get any customers." SpongeBob said
"Gross." Mrs. Puff says
"I'm surprised the health department hasn't shut him down." Sandy said
Pearl walks in the Krusty Krab
"Hi daddy!" Pearl yelled
"Hello Pearl. What can I do you for?" Mr. Krabs asked
"Can I borrow $10 to buy a pair of new shoes? There's a 90% discount on them." Pearl replied
"Normally I wouldn't but you can't argue with 90% sales. Don't go crazy." Mr. Krabs said and hands Pearl a $10
"Bye daddy." Pearl said as she kisses her dad and walks out
"Your daughter is a whale?" Timmy asked
"Yes I adopted her after her mom died years ago." Mr. Krabs said
"How did her mom die?" Wanda asked
"I don't know. Pearl never talks about it. It must have traumatized her." Mr. Krabs said
Soon the villains barge in
"Plankton!" Mr. Krabs said
"Krabs!" Plankton said
"Twerp!" Vicky yelled
"Vicky?!" Timmy said
"Cosmo!" Cosmo said
"Patrick!" Patrick says
"FAIRIES IN THE HOLE!" Mr. Crocker said as he captures Cosmo, Wanda and Poof
"TIMMY HELP!" Cosmo, Wanda and Poof said
"Yes Turner help. Help yourself being locked in this cage!" Mr. Crocker said as he uses the device to trap Timmy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Squidward in a cage
"Now to finally steal the Krabby Patty formula!" Plankton said
"You'll never find it." Mr. Krabs said
"Yeah it's not like it's in the safe or anything." Patrick said
"Patrick your barnacle head!" Squidward said
Dark Laser blasts the safe
"Is this it?" Dark Laser asked
"The formula! It's mine! Now to take over the world!" Plankton yelled
"World domination is ours!" Foop said
"Later losers. Have fun being locked up!" Vicky yelled
Dark Laser destroys the doors and the villains walk out
They blast a bunch of buildings too
"MY LEGS!" Fred yelled in the background
"Me formula." Mr. Krabs said
"My fairies!" Timmy yelled
"SpongeBob try to slip out and free us." Sandy said
SpongeBob slips out of the cage and breaks the lock on the cage
"Who were those guys?" SpongeBob asked
"My main enemies. Vicky my evil babysitter, Dark Laser, Foop who is Poof's anti-fairy and Mr. Crocker who is my mean teacher who is obsessed with capturing fairies." Timmy said
"And it looks like they captured yours." Patrick said
"Yeah we just saw you twit." Squidward said
"So glad he's not in my class." Mrs. Puff said
"We got to save them and my formula." Mr. Krabs says
"Huh normally when something bad happens to my fairies, the lead fairy Jorgen shows up." Timmy said
At that moment Jorgen Von Strangle shows up
"TURNER!" Jorgen yelled
"Jorgen I'm sorry. This isn't my fault." Timmy said
"I know I saw everything. I might be able to help you get Cosmo, Wanda and Poof back. Along with that guy's formula." Jorgen said
"How?" Everyone asked
"I put tracking devices on all the fairies. I can use this device to see where your enemies are holding them capture." Jorgen said
Soon the news comes on
"Breaking news! Plankton has finally stolen the Krabby Patty formula! We go live to Perch Perkins live with the scene." Realistic Fish Head says
"I'm Perch Perkins live just near the Krusty Krab where Plankton along with three new villains have finally stolen the formula and kidnapped three floating creatures. They were last heading to an abandoned castle just 10 miles north." Perch Perkins said as the news cuts out
"Well now we know where they are." Sandy said
"Now what do we do?" Patrick asked
"We team up and take them down. Those fairies are basically the only family I have." Timmy said
"Aww." Everyone including Squidward says
Jorgen uses his big wand and it poofs everyone protective gear and weapons
'Time to take these punks down!" Jorgen yelled
"I like this guy." Sandy said
"Me too." Mrs. Puff says
We now cut to an abandoned castle where Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are locked in cages
"So that explains how the twerp is one step ahead of me." Vicky said
"He wouldn't need us if you weren't such a clod." Cosmo said
"What did you just call me green twerp?" Vicky asked
"Better watch it Uncle Idiot." Foop said
"Poof poof." Poof said in a tone that makes it look like he cussed
"Watch your mouth you purple brat"! Dark Laser yelled
"Alright now how do we plan on taking over the world?" Plankton asked
"Like this." Foop said and uses his bottle to turn Bikini Bottom into the apocalypse
"You won't get away with this!" Wanda yelled
"Oh but we already have!" Mr. Crocker yelled
"WE WIN!" Plankton shouted
"And the twerp finally loses!" Vicky yells
"NOT SO FAST!" Jorgen yelled
"Did you hear that?" Dark Laser asked
Soon a blast is heard and Timmy and the SpongeBob crew is seen
"Hello friends!" Timmy said
"Twerp! Attack!" Vicky yelled
"Not this time!" SpongeBob yelled
SpongeBob blasts Vicky with his weapon knocking her out cold
"You barnacle brat! Lucky for you, I still have my magic!" Foop yelled
"No one calls SpongeBob a barnacle brat except me!" Squidward yells and blasts Foop
"And me!" Mrs. Puff said as she uses her ray gun to zap Foop which makes him knock out
"Get them!" Plankton yelled
Dark Laser gets his laser gun and goes to attack Patrick
"Bow down to me you big pink loser!" Dark Laser says
"Patrick duck!" Sandy yelled
"Where?" Patrick and Cosmo asked
Sandy blasts Dark Laser which surprisingly knocks him out then she blasts the cages freeing Cosmo, Wanda and Poof
"Well Turner it's just me and you! When I'm done with you, I'm giving you a big fat F!" Mr. Crocker yelled
"Not if we have anything to say about it!" Wanda said
"Guys you're free!" Timmy said
Wanda turns into a bat and stars attacking Mr. Crocker
"That Wanda girl is a good fighter." Squidward said
"I wonder who's side of her family she gets it from." Mrs. Puff says
Plankton tries to sneak away
"Oh no you don't!" Jorgen says
Jorgen stomps on Plankton so hard it kills him as Plankton screams to death
"Too far!" Timmy said
Poof brings Plankton back to life as Mr. Krabs gets his formula back
"You lose pipsqueaks." Mr. Krabs said
"NO NO NO!" Plankton said
"I wish Bikini Bottom was back to normal!" Timmy yelled
The fairies grant the wish
Soon the villains wake up
"Ugh what happened?" Vicky asked
"I'll tell you what's happening. You losers are going to jail forever." Timmy says
"And ever, and ever, and ever." Said everyone but the villains
"And ever?" The villains asked
"Yes." Said the heroes
Bubble transition to the Bikini Bottom News
"Breaking news Bikini Bottom is back to normal. Let's go live to Perch Perkins." Realistic Fish Head says
"I'm Perch Perkins live outside the abandoned castle with the heroes. Tell us what happened." Perch Perkins says
"Well Perch Plankton once again tried to steal my formula." Mr. Krabs said
"Then my mail enemies teamed up with him and kidnapped my godparents." Timmy says
"But thanks to us, everyone is saved and Plankton along with Timmy's enemies are off to Bikini Bottom jail." Sandy said
Flip scene to Karen watching the news
"I knew he would fail." Karen said
Back with Timmy and his fairies, they are about to head home
"Do you have to go so soon?" SpongeBob asked
"Yeah you just got here." Patrick says
"Sorry guys but we have to go home." Timmy said
"You know despite me not standing to be around you guys, I had fun today." Squidward says
"Yeah I never felt so alive." Mrs. Puff said
"Well that seems out of character for you two to say." Mr. Krabs said
"Yeah and we just met you today." Jorgen says
"Cosmo, Wanda I wish we were back home!" Timmy said
The fairies grant the wish
"So no one is going to question on why that kid had buckteeth?" Mr. Krabs asked
"He must have been born with them." Sandy replied
"He's kind of like a human version of you." Mrs. Puff said
"No he'd be a human version of a beaver." SpongeBob says
"Aren't squirrels and beavers the same thing?" Patrick asked
"No you dunderhead!" Sandy yelled
"How did he graduate school?" Squidward asks
Back to Timmy's room, they poof in as Jorgen has gone back to Fairy World
"Wow this has been the best day ever." Timmy said
"I liked that Patrick guy." Cosmo said
"And that Squidward guy seems to annoyed with their stupidity just like I do with your stupidity." Wanda says
"My what now?" Cosmo asked
"My point taken." Wanda says
"Poof poof." Poof said
"You said it Poof." Timmy said
A black background is seen and Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Pearl and Mrs. Puff appear in it and look at the audience
"CROSSOVER!" They yelled as the crossover ends
The End!
A/N I hope you enjoyed this crossover. Timmy's parents only appear for 10 seconds and are absent for the rest of the story. Pearl is the only main character from SpongeBob to not not interact with Timmy or his fairies as she only appears for 15 seconds asking her dad for her allowance. Fred is heard saying the "MY LEG" catchphrase but isn't seen. This takes place before the bad seasons of both shows so Sparky and Chloe do not exist in this story. Shoutout to Twilightroxas7 for the crossover logo. Sorry I always ask help for them but I just don't know how to merge two TV show crossover logos together. I tried it once but didn't turn out well.