Disclaimer: I don't own Bunk'D.

Author's note: This is dedicated to Kikki Warren, Slutty Bella, Erotic Emily and Big Dick Johnny II.

Author's note 2: Kikki gave me the basic idea for thos story and I built it up based on her idea.

Author's note 3: I hope y'all enjoy the story!


Are they enemies or not?

Emma Ross and Hazel Swearengen hate each other a lot...or do they?

Zuri Ross has seen some subtle signs that the hate between Emma and Hazel might only be a fake.

Of course, Zuri isn't sure yet what's true, but she plan to find out.

"You're so not sexy, Emma!" says Hazel, being her typical bitchy rude self.

"I am, but you're not." says Emma, giving attitude in return.

"Must be nice to think you are awesome when you're the total opposite." says Hazel.

"Guess you know all about that sort of crap." says Emma.

Looks almost as if Emma and Hazel are ready to kill each other.

Both young women seem 100 % pissed off right now.

"Hazel, I'm better than you'll ever be." says Emma.

"Sooo fucking wrong!" says Hazel.

"I totally disagree!" says Emma as she lose her cool and snap into full bitch-mode.

"Eat anus, Emma!" says Hazel, being all egocentric evil brat.

"No, thanks!" says an angry Emma.

Zuri watch from behind some bushes.

She analyze everything Emma and Hazel does and says, looking for signs of a secret relation between Hazel and Emma.

"You can never be as erotic as I am." says Hazel.

"Don't need to. I'm already much better than you." says Emma.

"Not even close!" says Hazel.

Hazel has an ego twice the size of her own body and thinks she is much more sexy than Emma, but the truth is that Emma is the more sexy one of them.

"Wrong! You are the loser here and I'm sexy." says Emma, all pissed off.

Emma is very angry and so is Hazel.

"No, not true, Emma!" says Hazel.

"Stop! Both of you!" says Lou Hockhauser as she show up and breaks up the fight between Emma and Hazel.

"She started it...!" says Hazel, being childish.

"I did not." says Emma, getting calm again.

"Hockhauser, stay out of this! This is only between me and Emma." says Hazel.

Emma and Lou walk away from Hazel.

"Thanks for the help, girl." says Emma.

"No problem." says Lou, all sweet.

"Nice." says Emma.

"Opsss..." says Lou as she fart big by accident.

"Ewww!" says Emma.

"Sorry." says Lou.

Having grown up in a penthouse, Emma is still rather sophisticated and as such dislike farts and similar things very much.

"Fine, I guess..." says Emma.

Lou and Emma are good friends.

Lou is in charge of training Emma into a full licensed camp-worker.

"I wish Hazel would be kicked out from the camp." says Lou.

"Agree 100 % on that, girl." says Emma.

"Unfortunately we cannot simply throw her out. She's Gladys' niece." says Lou.

"Very damn unfortunate, indeed." says Emma.

"Yeah." says Lou.

Zuri spy on Lou and Emma.

The next day.

"Emma, are you preggo?" says Hazel, all rude.

"No, are you?" says Emma, being bitchy in return.

"Absolutely not, loser!" says Hazel.

"Loser? I am not a loser, you stupid bimbo!" says Emma, getting angry.

"Don't call me a bimbo." says Hazel.

"Why not? That's what you are." says Emma, all sassy.

"No, not true!" says Hazel, being 100 % bitch.

"Oh, you are a bimbo, Hazel." says Emma.

"I'm not, Emma." says Hazel.

Hazel suddenly forget about Emma when Xander McCormick walks by.

Hazel spin around and follow him like a weird puppet or something.

"Saved by the bell." says Emma with a sigh of relief.

2 hours later.

Emma sit by the campfire, eating a burger and drinking tea.

"Hi, girl." says Lou with a sweet smile as she takes a seat next to Emma.

"Hi, Lou." says Emm with a sweet smile of her own.

"Are you okay?" says Lou.

"Yeah, no problem." says Emma.

"Good. I'm happy too." says Lou.

"Nice." says Emma.

Lou eat a hot dog and drink some coffee.

"Yeah, Emma." says Lou.

"Oh, who's txting me?" says Emma when her pink phone beeps.

She check her phone and sigh when she sees that her brother Luke Ross prank her by sending a dick-pic to her, a photo of his fully erected dick.

"Damn!" says Emma.

"What was it...?" says Lou.

Emma shows Lou.

3 days later.

"Emma, don't stand near me! Me don't want loser-vibes." says Hazel.

"What the fuck? I'm no loser!" says Emma.

Zuri watch from behind some bushes.

She spy on Emma and Hazel, trying to figure out if Emma and Hazel truly are enemies or if their actual relation is hidden from everyone.

"Sure you are." says Hazel.

"No, I am not, bimbo." says Emma.

"Bimbo...? You're the bimbo here." says Hazel.

"That's wrong." says Emma.

"Drink your own pee, Emma." says Hazel.

"I so won't do that." says Emma.

"Why not?" says Hazel.

"Such actions are disgusting and way too perverted for me, damn it." says Emma.

"Loser!" says Hazel.

"Freak!" says Emma.

Hazel and Emma are both very angry.

"I hate you!" says Hazel.

"Can't say I'm a fan of yours either." says Emma.

"Oh, too bad." says Hazel.

"Not really." says Emma.

"C'mon, I am sexy." says Hazel.

"Absolutely not, Hazel. I'm much more erotic than you are." says Emma.

"So wrong!" says Hazel.

"You are a dumb girl." says Emma.

"I'm not, but you are, Emma." says Hazel.

Zuri think Emma and Hazel are gonna actually punch each other or something.

"Of course you're unable to see it, but I'm the better one of us." says Emma.

"No, no, no!" says Hazel.

2 hours later.

Emma is doing her job.

She tries to focus on her job instead of anything else.

"Are you okay, Emma?" says Lou.

"Yeah." says Emma.

"Sexy." says Lou.

"Thanks, girl." says Emma.

"No problem, girl." says Lou.

"Okay. Sweet." says Emma.

"Yeah." says Lou.

The next day.

"Emma, you're not beautiful, but I am." says Hazel.

"That's so far from true." says Emma.

"It's very true. Everyone know I'm much more sexy than you." says Hazel.

"I disagree." says Emma.

Zuri once again spy from behind some bushes.

"Hazel, you're a damn bimbo." says Emma.

"No, not at all, but you are one, for sure." says Hazel.

"Wrong!" says Emma.

Emma form her right hand into a fist and with the full force of her arm she swing at Hazel who barely manage to avoid the punch.

"Shit..." says Hazel.

"Damn!" says Emma.

Zuri, who know Emma better than any random person, since she and Emma grew up together, notice that Emma seemed to not aim straight at Hazel, as if she didn't really wanna smash Hazel in the face at all and only make it look as if she wanted to.

"Fuck you!" says Hazel.

This time Hazel tries to punch Emma, but Emma easy avoid it without a single drop of sweat.

Zuri cannot tell if Hazel really wanna punch Emma or not.

"No, thanks." says Emma.

"Crap!" says Hazel.

Emma tries to punch Hazel again, but once more, Hazel avoids Emma's fist.

Zuri pay 100 % attention to what Emma and Hazel do.

"Stop...stop at once!" says Xander when he shows up and sees Emma and Hazel being pissed off at each other.

Both girls stop upon hearing Xander's voice.

3 weeks later.

"Emma, go lick some anus!" says Hazel, all rude.

"I won't do such a thing." says Emma with confidence.

"Oh, why not?" says Hazel.

"You'll have to figure that one out on your very own." says Emma.

"Holy shit, Emma!" says Hazel.

"You're not as smart as you claim to be." says Emma.

"Go eat anus!" says Hazel, all pissed off and crazy.

"I'll never do such a thing." says Emma.

"Fuck!" says a very angry Hazel, being the maniac she is.

"Calm down." says Emma.

Hazel scream wild and weird as she run away.

"OMG." says Emma.

2 weeks later.

Camping-season's over, which means Emma, Ravi and Zuri get to return home for a while.

Emma is happy about this.

For the first time in months, Emma is back in a fancy sexy designer outfit.

"I won't forget you, Emma." says Hazel and her voice makes it sound as if she will miss Emma a lot during the no camp part of the year.

Ravi and Zuri are very confused about this.

"Oh, okay..." says Emma, all awkward.

Hazel actually look sad when she watch Emma get into the car that will drive Emma, Ravi and Zuri to the airport.

"What the crap are ya so damn fuckin' sad over?" says Lou when she sees Hazel looking sad.

"Nothing!" says Hazel, trying to act as if she's not sad at all.

"Liar. I saw the look on your face. I thought yu hate Emma." says Lou.

"And I do hate her. She's my enemy. Duh!" says Hazel.

"Then what are you so sad over?" says Lou.

"Eat anus, Lou!" says Hazel, all bitchy.

"No, thanks, Hazel." says Lou.

8 hours later.

Emma enter her room for the first time in months.

She close and lock the door, wanting some privacy.

"You go here." says Emma as she place a photo on her nightstand.

The photo is a photo of...Hazel...?

It is a photo of Hazel in a slutty bikini.

This is a huge surprise!

Why does Emma have such a photo?

And why does this photo get the honor of being on Emma's nightstand...?

Emma smile, being happy.

Does she feel joy over being home or is there something more going on?

"Sweet." says Emma and she sounds horny.

Was Zuri right?

"Yay." says Emma.

Emma takes off her clothes, get into bed and starts to masturbate.

It looks as if she masturbate to the photo of Hazel.

"Mmmm, sexy!" moans Emma, all horny.

Emma is very happy.

"Mmmm!" moans Emma.

45 minutes later.

"Yes!" moans Emma as she get an orgasm.

3 days later.

"So, tell me, Emma, what was camp like for you?" says Mrs Ross.

"Kind of lame." says Emma.

"Didn't you even have a single moment of fun?" says Mrs Ross.

"Well...there was one good thing at camp, but I don't wanna say what it was." says Emma.

"Okay, girl." says Mrs Ross.

"Yeah. I'm not a camping-girl." says Emma.

4 days later.

"What...?" gasp Bertram when he enter Emma's room to empty Emma's trashcan and sees the Hazel-photo.

He isn't stupid and quickly figures out that Emma has gone lesbo, but he doesn't wanna embarrass Emma so he doesn't tell anyone.

Bertram is very surprised.

Emma always seemed so straight.

2 weeks later.

"Hi, Emma speaking." says Emma as she answer her phone when it play some music.

"Emma, it's me...it's Hazel."

"Your voice is unique, couldn't be anyone else, girl."

"Are you okay, Emma?"

"Sure. I miss you, babe."

"Miss you too, girl. Playing with my wet pussy for you right now."

"Sexy. You turn me on."

"Great. That was my goal."

"Being seductive huh?"

"Yeah!"

"Cute."

"Thanks, Emma."

"See you again when next camp-season begins."

"Looking forward to it and so does my pussy."

"Mine too. You're awesome at licking."

"So are you, girl."

"Thanks, Hazel."

"Anytime, sexy Emma!"

"Erotic! Bye."

Emma ends the phone call.

She roll up her short pink leather skirt and masturbate a bit.

"Mmmm, fuck!" moans Emma.

55 minutes later.

"Hazel...yes!" moans Emma as she get a sexy orgasm.

2 days later.

"Emma, what do you think about Hazel...?" says Zuri.

"I hate her! She's sooo annoying." says Emma, pretending to hate Hazel, even though she love her.

"Really?" says Zuri.

"Yes. She's my enemy." says Emma.

"Uh huh!" says Zuri.

"Hazel's pure evil. I could never be friends with that damn bimbo." says Emma.

"Sure! Whatever you say, sister of mine." says Zuri.

"Hazel and I ahte each other." says Emma.

"Are you honest with me, Emma?" says Zuri.

"Of course! You've seen Hazel bully me a lot. Why would I like someone who treat me that crappy?" says Emma.

"Maybe you girls are just faking." says Zuri.

"You've no basis for such a theory at all, Zuri." says Emma.

"Don I...?" says Zuri, slightly sassy.

"Absolutely zero." says Emma, giving some attitude in return.

"Fine!" says Zuri and then walking away.

Emma sigh in relief.

She walk to her room.

Once safe in her room, Emma close and lock the door.

With a sexy smile, Emma takes off her pink designer sweatpants, grab a black dildo and slide it into her anus.

"Mmmm, Hazel, yay!" moans Emma, fucking herself in the butt with the dildo.

The black dildo is a gift from Hazel.

"Fuck, yay!" moans a horny Emma with a cute smile.

Emma pretends that Hazel controls the dildo.

"Mmmm...sexy!" moans Emma.

69 minutes later.

"Yay! Awesome!" moans Emma as she get a very cozy orgasm.

Emma is happy.

"Nice. That was so much fun." says Emma.

5.4 months later, Emma, Ravi and Zuri goes back to camp.

"Oh, no! Emma." says Hazel when she sees Emma, Ravi and Zuri.

In reality Hazel is happy to see Emma, but Emma and Hazel don't want people to know they're fuck-buddies so they pretend to hate each other.

"Ewww! Hazel. Such crap seeing you." says Emma.

3 hours later.

Emma and Hazel sit down by the lake.

No one else is around, so the 2 girls can be their true selves.

"Sexy." says Hazel as she place a hand on Emma's left knee and rub a bit.

"Nice. Feels so good." says a happy Emma.

"Thanks, girl." says Hazel.

Hazel is happy, just like Emma is.

Emma gives Hazel an erotic kiss.

This makes Hazel horny.

"I'm so horny right now." says Hazel.

"Oh, nice." says Emma, getting horny too.

"Yeah." says Hazel.

Being horny, Emma and Hazel starts to make out with each other.

They also takes off each other's clothes.

"Mmmm!" moans Hazel.

"Sexy." whisper Emma.


The End.