Note Alright now let's get this thing started for REAL this time! Once again to those of you reading the original story, I will NEVER screw you guys over like that again. I've gotten everything situated so we should be good to go now. But yeah here we are at our first event, and let's make sure that it isn't our last! Just know that if you guys have any ideas or criticism, don't be afraid to hit that little review button. Without further ado, let's get it!
Cornholio4: Oh shoot you're right!, Think I made a slight typo lol. Also thanks man for taking the time to actually leave reviews when I post stuff on this story. People like you are what can make this thing great.
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
(Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus)
Pink, green, and purple colored pyro shoot from the stage of the blacked out arena. The titantron turns on and displays a smokey, purple brick wall background with the words "Neon" and "Nitro" displayed in the middle with the colors blue and green respectfully and complimented with a neon light font. The flooring of the stage and ramp have various designs such as swirls, stars, and dots in neon colors, overlapping the same purple brick background as the stage. Green and blue lights suddenly turn on in the arena as we get to listen to the crowds cheers inaugural MCW event.
The camera pans all around the cheering crowd holding signs up such as "MCW will become the G.O.A.T" and "I drove 5019 miles with no food to be here!" The camera pans over to the ring area where we are greeted with a white canvas that displays the "MCW logo" (The logo is the same as the "DPW" logo) right in the middle of the ring as well as on the turnbuckles. The top, middle, and bottom ropes are all taped with pink, green, and white respectively. The ring tarps are all designed with the purple brick wall background and "Neon Nitro" logo that we saw on the trons. The ring posts are all LED with the black brick wall background, steel steps occupy the top left post and the top right post. The ring is surrounded with a white foam barricade as well as the time keeper's table in the bottom right corner barricade.
The camera transitions to the right side of the ring where we see the commentary table, with Markiplier (in a black suit and purple tie), Jacksepticeye (green tuxedo with holographic clover leaves and a golden tie), MatPat (with a red tuxedo and a white tie), and Ninja (with a red bull designed tuxedo and a white tie as well as his red bull headband) all occupying the chairs.
"Boys are you ready for a freaking party!?" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
"Hell yeah I am! And with the fact that they have Miley Cyrus playing, you know it's bound to be good!" Jacksepticeye answers with the same amount of excitement.
"Guys, I'm more excited with the large crowd that we managed to pool in tonight! Talk about making a debut in the wrestling world." MatPat adds with confidence.
"Totally dude! The atmosphere in this building is better than getting a 360 no scope kill off the top of a tower!" Ninja adds with excitement as he sips his red bull.
"If you don't know who we are, hi my name's Markiplier your lead commentator for all the amazing action you'll be seeing from here on out!" Markiplier introduces
"Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies and welcome to MCW! Let alone our first Pay-Per-View event." Jacksepticeye adds.
"Game and Film theorist, MatPat is in your presence, and personally I feel that a lot of people are gonna make milestones tonight! But hey! That's just a theory, a WRESTLING theory." MatPat finishes as he puts a finger in the air.
"That leaves me, Ninja! Make sure y'all check out the Twitch and YouTube channels." Ninja finishes as he points to the camera.
(Cruise Control by CFO$)
The crowd erupt in a loud wave of cheers as the creator of MCW runs through the curtains with a proud smile as well as a black briefcase in hand and looks around at the crowd before outstretching both arms -with the briefcase still held tight- and walking down to the ring causally as he fixes his orange tuxedo with a purple tie. The crowd continuously chants "Dragon!" as he walks down the ramp.
Monokuma: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the owner of MCW, DRAGONDESTROYERX!!!
"There's the guy who basically gives us our paychecks!" Jacksepticeye exclaims with astonishment.
"It's amazing how he was able to just build up his one company right here from the ground up!" MatPat states.
DragonDestroyerX walks up the top left ring post steps and enters the ring through the top side ropes. He stands in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face before taking a microphone out of the inside of his tuxedo. The crowd doesn't even give him the chance to speak with how loud they are cheering and the repeated chants of "MCW!"
"How about we save some of that excitement for the actual matches, yeah?" DragonDestroyerX chuckles. "Nonetheless, WELCOME! TO M! C! W!" He looks around at the crowd who begin to applaud and cheer. "Boy does it feel good to be in Memphis tonight!" The crowd all cheered even louder as he mentioned their city. "But what feels even better, is knowing what's about to go down here in this building!" He exclaims with booming confidence that could knock the fear out of any timid lion. "Tonight. Championship matches will be held right here in this stadium. Who may the competitors be you ask? Well you'll just have to find out later! But for now I have something even more worthwhile." He looks at the briefcase. "In this briefcase holds the GREATEST, most STUPENDOUS, most VIGOROUS championship that will ever be brought in this company! It is the secret ingredient in our little cup of tea, the thing that upholds the standards of what MCW is all about, ladies and gentlemen I give to you..."
He opens the briefcase revealing the MCW Multiversal Championship.
"The 'MCW Multiversal Championship'!" He finishes strongly.
The crowd all responded to the prize with "Ooooh" "Aaaah" upon seeing it.
"THIS... is the PINNACLE of the multiverse! Hence, is why it's called the 'Multiversal' championship!" He chuckles for a moment. "But seriously, out of all of the titles that I created myself, this one stands out to me the most! Not only will you get a pay raise, you will also become the most respected person in this company!" He adds.
The crowd all began to cheer again after the last statement.
"However, also comes the tribulations. With this title, you have a huge target on your back with everybody in this roster as they are looking to dethrone you and make a name for themselves. When faced with adversity though, you have to show that you can pull your weight around here as long as you hold this title. And tonight we're gonna see who that champion may be in the spectacular main event!"
DragonDestroyerX looks around at the crowd who are all on their feet clapping and hollering.
"It will be...a Triple Threat Match! where the winner will become the inaugural Multiversal Champion!" The crowd goes wild at the announcement.
"So ladies and gentlemen...it's time to get this show on the road, LET'S GET IT!" Dragon finishes his announcement in style by dropping the mic and exiting the ring as his music plays him out of the ring. He taps on fans hands while making his way up the ramp -with the briefcase still in hand- and onto the stage. Once on the stage he does a two finger salute before walking through the curtains.
"A FREAKING TRIPLE THREAT!? BRO YOU GOTTA BE ON SOMETHING TO MAKE THAT KIND OF ANNOUNCEMENT!!!" Ninja exclaims with both excitement and shock
"NINJA IT AIN'T A JOKE, THIS. IS. MCW!" Markiplier exclaims.
The camera cuts to Monokuma who is now standing in the middle of the ring with a stool and a microphone in hand.
Monokuma: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is for the UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
The lights suddenly turn off, leaving only complete darkness.
"Oh for gods sake! Did we blow the electric budget already?" Jacksepticeye laments.
"I highly doubt it, but you never know!" MatPat responds.
The beautiful sound of angels singing starts playing in the arena as a single sparkly yellow spotlight shines directly into the middle of the stage. In that spotlight we see an angel slowly floating down and landing directly on the stage in the middle of the spotlight. The angel looks up to the sky before pulling out a crossbow and shooting a light arrow at the ceiling.
(Kid Icarus Uprising - Underworld Theme)
The lights suddenly flash back to their former state revealing Palutena's head angel Pit who is waving at the crowd with a smile as they cheer loudly for him.
Monokuma: Introducing first, representing "Palutena's Guidance", from Skyworld, weighing in at 147lbs, PIT!!!
"It's PIT!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Palutena's right hand man, or should I say angel?" MatPat states.
"Leader of the angel army up there in Skyworld, looking to put on a good show here in MCW!" Ninja adds.
"I'll bet he's here to give us good news!" Jacksepticeye exclaims confidently.
"If he can even read it that is." MatPat responds.
Pit gets down on one knee while putting his bow to the ground and forming a triangle in front of him with his hands. He leaves this pose to pick up his bow and start flying down the ramp while tapping on the fans hands.
"Don't let the age fool you, Pit has proven to hold his own on numerous occasions!" Ninja exclaims.
"That's right Tyler. ESPECIALLY when it came to dealing the final blow to finally defeat Hades!"
"What else can he do?" Jacksepticeye asks.
"Do you like floor ice cream Jack?" MatPat jokes.
Pit flies over to the bottom side apron and slides onto it before grabbing onto the middle rope with one knee down and one knee up. He lets his body hang back a bit before giving a piece sign to the crowd. Pit slingshots himself over the top rope with a front roll right into a criss cross position in the middle of the ring. After a few seconds Pit starts slowly levitating in the air with a blue aura above and below him.
"HE CAN FUCKING LEVITATE?!" Jacksepticeye asks in disbelief.
"He's an angel Jack, what the hell do you expect?" Markiplier responds.
Pit flies over into the top right corner where he slides his bow out of the ring and starts checking the ropes.
(Better Than You - MJF'S Theme ft. AK40DEVIN)
The ever arrogant Byakuya Togami walks through the curtains with his arms spread to the side to a chorus of boos. He cuffs out his neck scarf (I'm talking about the thing Mustafa Ali wore around his neck at Crown Jewel 2021) with an arrogant smirk as he makes his way down the ramp and while insulting the booing crowd.
Monokuma: And his opponent, from Kanazawa, Japan, weighing in at 216lbs, BYAKUYA TOGAMI!!!
"Not this asshole..." Jacksepticeye states with bitterness.
"He's the heir to a VERY rich family! Of course he's gonna act like he's better than everyone else." MatPat adds.
"I mean that's a fire looking attire right there actually! I might have to screenshot that." Ninja states.
"You're popular enough from just wearing a headband and playing video games, I think you should be fine." Markiplier responds.
Byakuya steps up onto the left side apron before sweeping his foot on the apron and stepping into the ring where he steps up onto the middle rope of the bottom left corner and starts trash talking the crowd and spreading his hands out with his eyes closed as the crowd are booing the absolute hell out of him. He steps down from the apron and walks to the middle of the ring where he throws his scarf at Pit. The angel tries to get him back only to be held off by the referee as Byakuya laughs on his way back to the bottom left corner.
"Now personally if that were me, I wouldn't take that level of disrespect! But hey that's just me though." Ninja exclaims.
"Well after this one of these men will become the United States champion and gentlemen, I think we'll be seeing a pretty good match occur here!" Markiplier exclaims excitedly.
The referee checks if both competitors are ready before signaling to the time keeper.
DING* *DING* *DING*
As soon as the bell rings, Pit runs at Byakuya with a Bicycle Knee Strike pushing the heir into the bottom left corner. Pit runs against the top right corner and executes a Forearm Smash before running against the top right corner once more only for Byakuya to explode out of the corner with a Lariat which flips Pit backwards.
"Good jesus! If Lariats could kill, I think Pit would've been DEAD by now!" Markiplier exclaims with surprise.
Byakuya picks Pit up before executing a Vertical Suplex. He floats himself over right onto Pit.
Referee:
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"So I don't think enough damage has been done to score you the victory Togami. But hey I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job!" MatPat exclaims.
Byakuya picks Pit up and grabs him by the back of his head. He slams his head right down onto the top turnbuckle of the top left corner. He starts hitting the cornered Pit with Mudhole Stomps before Irish whipping him at the bottom right corner only for Pit to jump onto the middle rope of said corner. Byakuya runs at him but gets met with a kick to the face.
"Kick to the face, while on the middle rope, Pit you have GOT to be careful when you want to fly dude. You can only have the high ground for so long!" Ninja exclaims.
"Well as long as Palutena doesn't end his five minutes of flying, he should be alright!" Jacksepticeye adds.
"But he's not necessarily using his wings Jack." Markiplier adds.
"Well that's bullshit!" Jacksepticeye responds with a bit of annoyance.
Pit jumps off the middle rope and turns his body in execution of a Tornado DDT. Byakuya ends up tumbling out of the ring through the middle and bottom rope of the right side ropes. He starts trying to regain his bearings while at ringside, but Pit wastes little time and runs against the left side ropes to hit a high impact Topé Con Hilo.
"HOLY SHIT! NO ONE TOLD THE KID TO JUMP THAT HIGH!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in awe.
"The kid has wings, and he's looking to spread them tonight!" MatPat states.
The angel kicks himself up and screams at the crowd earning loud cheers. The referee begins the count while both of them are outside of the ring.
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Pit grabs Byakuya and tosses him back into the ring before stepping onto the apron to end the count successfully. His opponent was one step ahead as the "Ultimate Affluent Prodigy" hit a quick Dropkick to his legs before grabbing Pit's arm and hitting a Snap Arm Wrench onto the middle rope. Pit ends up laying down on the apron while clutching his arm. Byakuya rolls Pit into the ring and hooks the leg.
"Damn! Even I felt that one. He is looking to render that arm completely USELESS!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Nothing a little divine intervention from Palutena can't fix!" Ninja exclaims.
Referee:
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Pit manages to kick out.
Byakuya picks Pit up by his arm and twists it before breaking it over his shoulder, he keeps hold of Pit's wrist and arm before hoisting the angel up with an Elevated Wristlock and then performing an Elevated Wristlock Slam right in the middle of the ring. Byakuya yells "This fool isn't worth a dime!" to the ire of the crowd as they boo him none stop.
"Yeah I can tell he isn't gonna make a lot of friends in that locker room." MatPat states.
"At the very least he could spend less time monologuing and more time actually trying to capitalize! Like for crying out loud no one has the freaking time for that!" Jacksepticeye exclaims frustratedly.
Pit ends up crawling up into the bottom left corner. Byakuya walks over to the cornered angel and hits a Knife Edge Chop, he hits him with another one before grabbing Pit by the back of the head, walking him over to the bottom right corner and slamming his face onto the top turnbuckle. He starts choking Pit with his foot before backing up to the middle of the ring and running at Pit to successfully execute the Togami Attack (Running Forearm Smash to cornered opponent followed by a Running Northern Lariat).
"Forearm Smash, and if that wasn't bad enough a Northern Lariat for good measure." Markiplier states.
Byakuya takes this opportunity to step out onto the right side apron and climb up to the top rope of the bottom right corner. Once he finishes scaling the ropes, he hits a Diving Double Foot Stomp right to the chest of Pit. He hooks the leg to secure a pinfall.
"Diving Double Foot Stomp right to the heart! Come on Pit you can get back into this!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"Togami is looking to put this one away after executing a very impactful air attack!" MatPat exclaims.
"Knock all the wind out of his chest!" Ninja adds.
Referee:
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Pit manages another kick out.
Byakuya gets back up in disbelief. Byakuya continues his attack by grabbing Pit's arm while keeping the other one trapped under his foot. From here Byakuya manages to execute a Hammerlock Armbreaker. From their Byakuya tries to lock in Salt of the Earth (Bridging Fujiwara Armbar) but Pit prevents him from being able to succeed in doing so. Byakuya lets go of Pit's arm before picking the angel up and hitting a Pumphandle Neckbreaker.
"Notice how Byakuya is doing multiple attacks to Pit's arm. He wants to make things a hell of a lot easier when it comes time to lock in that submission hold." MatPat states.
"That is if his neck doesn't get broken first! He dropped that man's neck square on his knee!" Ninja states.
Byakuya picks Pit up and goes for a Half Nelson Suplex. Pit managed to land on his feet and hit Byakuya with the Angel's Whisper (Superkick). Pit runs against the left side ropes only to be caught with a Cobra Clutch Backbreaker before turning it into a Jumping Spinning Headlock Elbow Drop. Byakuya runs against the bottom side ropes and hits a Jumping Double Knee Drop to Pit's arm.
"Once again! Attacking the arm. But I just say that was a good series of moves from the ultimate affluent prodigy." Markiplier states.
"As long as you act like a piece of shit, it doesn't matter HOW good you are." Jacksepticeye adds.
Byakuya picks Pit up and actually manages to hit the Half Nelson Suplex. Pit hoists himself up in the top left corner. Byakuya backs up against the bottom right corner, and charges at the angel with a Running Knee Smash. He puts Pit into a Fireman's Carry position only for the angel to start smashing Togami in the face with elbows. Byakuya ends up letting go of the angel who shifted himself onto the top turnbuckle.
"Pit escapes certain doom!" Ninja exclaims.
"He's got the height advantage, all he needs to do now is capitalize on it if he wants to start turning the tide a little bit." MatPat states.
Byakuya runs back at Pit only for the angel to kick him in the face. Pit stands up all the way and hits a Diving Corkscrew Arm Drag earning cheers from the whole stadium.
"THING OF FUCKING BEAUTY! CORKSCREW ARM DRAG!!" Jacksepticeye exclaims with excitement.
"YOUR BOY'S A HIGH FLIER!" Markiplier exclaims.
Both men are on the ground for 10 seconds before they make it back to their feet. Pit hits a Forearm Smash, in return Byakuya hits a Forearm Smash as well, Pit fires back with a Spinning Sole Kick only for Byakuya to come back at him with a Rolling Elbow causing Pit to go against the left side ropes only for Pit to come back with the Angel's Whisper (Superkick), Togami groggily backs up against the right side ropes while grabbing the top rope and sweeping off the canvas in order to succeed with a Rebound Lariat. Both men collapse on the ground.
"Trading blows, leaving both competitors at a stalemate." MatPat states.
"It's about who has the drive to continue in this match! We're about to see who wants the US Title more!" Ninja exclaims, "Dude this contest is just heating up!"
After 5 seconds Byakuya slowly gets up and walks over to the bottom left corner where he hoists himself to the middle rope. He stalks his grounded opponent for a few seconds before raising his hands in the air and closing his eyes. He goes for the Golden Moonsault (Double Jump Moonsault)only for Pit to roll out of the way.
"He missed the Golden Moonsault!" Markiplier exclaims. "That's what happens when you spend more time taunting, than actually trying to capitalize on your fallen opponent."
"Come on little buddy! You got this, I believe in you!" Jacksepticeye exclaims. "Oh man I'm gonna piss myself!"
"That's what we have a bucket for! So use it!" MatPat adds.
The crowd begins to chant "Let's Go Pit!" multiple times. Both men get up at the same time. Pit runs at Byakuya with a Flying Elbow Strike, he combos up with another Flying Elbow Strike. He picks up Byakuya and tries to Irish whip him against left side ropes only for Byakuya to reverse the whip. Pit's momentum doesn't end there as he hits a Satellite DDT.
"Beautiful DDT from the angel of Skyworld!" Ninja exclaims.
After the DDT Byakuya ends up going into the top right apron. Pit runs at him with a Flying Clothesline sending himself to the apron before perfecting a beautiful Slingshot Tornado Snap Butterfly Suplex.
"That was a pretty Clothesline, and an EVEN PRETTIER Butterfly Suplex!" Markiplier states.
"That was almost like a Tornado DDT, but it wasn't!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Pit gets back up and hits the Reset Bomb (Standing Corkscrew 540 Senton Bomb) and hooks the leg immediately.
"Time to reset time with the Reset Bomb!" MatPat exclaims.
Referee:
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Byakuya manages to kick out
Pit picks Byakuya back up and rolls him up with a Small Package
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Pit purposely ends the pin by picking him back up while still having his head and leg hooked before hitting a Small Package Driver.
"Great innovation by rolling him through with a Small Package right into a Small Package Driver!" Markiplier exclaims.
Pit gets back and climbs to the top rope of the top right corner and once he's positioned on the top, he tries to execute the Plunge to Skyworld (Diving Moonsault) only for Byakuya to get his knees up. Byakuya gets back up and hits Pit with an Eye Rake before executing a Tombstone Piledriver.
"Yikes! To take a dive from the top rope only to be met with a pair of knees to the ribs. Fucking sucks doesn't it?"Jacksepticeye says in worry.
"Meanwhile the heir of the Togami Family just drove Pit's head into the mat like he was the Undertaker!" Ninja exclaims.
Togami takes a moment to collect himself before picking Pit up and throwing him through the middle and top rope of the right side ropes. but allowing his feet to touch the apron as his upper body stays in the ring. As the angel is hung out to dry on the middle rope Togami takes this opportunity to hit the High Priced Piledriver (Rope Hung Piledriver).
"Spiking his head into the mat again!? Do you want the kid to get vertigo?" MatPat exclaims.
Togami hooks the leg.
Referee:
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Pit once again kicks out to the cheers of the MCW Faithful.
"Pit is still in it! He manages to find a second wind, and he is still ALIVE!" Markiplier exclaims.
"At this point I think Pit could go for another two hours if he wanted to!" Ninja exclaims as he sips his red bull.
Togami gets up in disbelief before stomping on Pit's arms multiple times and then locking in the Salt of the Earth (Bridging Fujiwara Armbar) right in the middle of the ring.
"He finally locks in the Salt of the Earth!" Jacksepticeye exclaims. "He wants to take Pit's arm home as a souvenir! I can't fucking watch this!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
The crowd are all clapping to get Pit back into the match as the angel is seen struggling at the hands of Byakuya. Pit is seen trying to find a way out of this hold for 10 seconds before he maneuvers his body and rolls Byakuya up with a Crucifix Pin.
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Byakuya manages to quickly kick out.
Once both men get up Pit kicks Byakuya in the stomach before hitting an Impaler DDT, Pit follows up by running against the top side ropes and hitting the Arrow of Light (Shining Wizard) before climbing up to the top turnbuckle of the bottom right corner and hitting Plunge to Skyworld (Diving Moonsault) right into the cover.
"Arrow of Light, followed by the Moonsault!" MatPat exclaims, "THIS is what MCW is all about!"
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Byakuya manages to kick out AGAIN.
Pit gets back up and points up to the sky and mimics shooting an arrow as he waits for Byakuya to get back up. After 15 seconds Byakuya finally gets up allowing Pit to hoist him into an Electric Chair in an attempt of the Lightning Chariot (Rubik's Cube). The fans all watch with growing anticipation.
"Pit's looking to finally seal the deal on this highly contested United States title match!" Markiplier exclaims.
"He's gonna send Byakuya on a ride, IN the Lightning Chariot!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Right as Pit is about to go for the home run, Byakuya manages to rake the angel's eyes causing Pit to drop him on his feet behind his back. From their Byakuya attempts the Affluent Nightmare (Hammerlock Cradle DDT) only for Pit to reverse it into a Frankensteiner right into the middle turnbuckle of the bottom left corner. Pit follows up by putting his opponent in a Snapmare before hitting Sliced Bread #2.
"There goes the Sliced Bread #2! After sending him face first into the turnbuckle." MatPat exclaims.
After a few seconds, Byakuya gets on his knees. Pit takes this opportunity to scream before hitting the Hidden Orbitar (High Impact Swinging Back Elbow to the back of a kneeling opponent's head).
"The Hidden Orbitar has been discovered!" Ninja exclaims.
Pit hurries and hooks Byakuya's leg.
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DING* *DING* *DING*
Monokuma: Here is your winner, and the NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION, PIT!!!
"HE'S DONE IT! HOLY JESUS ON RYE BREAD HE'S DONE IT!!!" Jacksepticeye exclaims excitedly as he stands up.
"PIT IS THE FIRST EVER UNITED STATES CHAMPION!" Markiplier exclaims.
Pit is seen on his knees slapping the mat a few times before looking to the heavens and yelling "YES, I DID IT!" as the referee hands him the belt and raises his hand in the air. Pit climbs up onto the middle turnbuckle of the bottom right corner and raises the title in the air before swinging it over his shoulder as if it were a trophy (which it technically is). Byakuya is sitting in the top left corner with an angry scowl on his face as he watches Pit celebrate. Pit exits the ring and taps on the fans hands as he walks around the ring and up the ramp
"Pit you have every right to celebrate buddy, you can now go back in that locker room and say that you were the first ever crowned champion in this company!" MatPat exclaims.
"You just made Palutena proud kid!" Ninja adds.
Pit stands right in the center of the stage where he holds the United States championship high up in the air with both hands. Palutena and Dark Pit both come walking out with a very proud and stoic expression respectively. Pit turns around and hugs both of them, Palutena hugged him back while Dark Pit gave a bit of an annoyed look. Palutena stands in front of both boys and points her staff right in the middle of the stage and warps them all out in style.
Cut to Backstage*
We see Robbie Shapiro tuning his guitar in the corridor backstage with Rex seated on the table that he is sitting at.
"Man I can't wait to compete in this Intercontinental championship battle royale tonight, I even have the perfect song to go with the occasion!" Robbie says with great excitement.
"Rob, let's face it. You ain't gonna win man." Rex deadpans as Robbie gains an offended look on his face.
"You know I'm getting tired of you insulting me man!" Robbie exclaims angrily before standing up quickly.
As he stands up, DragonDestroyerX walks over to him.
"What the hell are you doing here man?! You gotta get out there, the battle royale starts like right now bro!" The headmaster explains to Robbie as he points to the steps that lead to the curtains.
"Wait that's now?!" Robbie frantically asks with a surprised look on his face.
"Yeah! All 9 of the other competitors are in the ring already. We're just waiting for you now." Dragon informs the guitarist of Hollywood Arts.
"Alright! Uh, I hate to ask but could you watch Rex while I'm out there? I don't want him to get...pancaked out there." Robbie looks at Dragon with a desperate look on his face.
DragonDestroyerX sucked his teeth in annoyance. "Fine, just take your guitar and get out there!"
Robbie takes his guitar and walks up the steps before walking through the hallway that leads to the curtains.
The camera cuts back to a view of the ramp and stage.
The lights suddenly turn off in the arena before we hear a single guitar strum play. Just then Robbie Shapiro starts walking out into the middle of the stage with an ear microphone headset attached. You can tell since a spotlight is following him. The crowd all began to cheer for the song writer as phone flashlights filled the darkened crowd.
"Music city, USA how are you doing tonight!?" Robbie looks around the arena with a smile as the crowd is cheering loudly.
"Now I've been traveling all around Memphis today, rekindling some love for musicians that got me into songwriting such as Justin Timberlake, Bruno Mars, and we cannot forget about Elvis Presley!" The crowd goes wild as he mentioned the last name.
"So tonight, before I go in that ring, who wants to hear a little song I wrote in honor of the good name of Memphis, Tennessee?!" The crowd cheers wildly, "I'll take that as a yes!"
Robbie starts playing a tune on his guitar and sings as he walks down the ramp.
"Here tonight in Memphis, I couldn't have asked for a better place."
"But what will make this night even better, is winning the title and leaving without a trace."
"9 other men, all hungry for a fight."
"But with the power of music, I'm gonna leave them all staring at the lights."
Once the teen reaches the left side of the ring, the lights turn off and he puts down his guitar before entering the ring. Aside from Robbie the other competitors in this match are, Spiderman, Kirito, Mondo, Little Mac w/Doc Louis at ringside, Topher, Milo, Crash, Makoto, and Squidward. Amy stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone.
"The following contest is a 10 Man Battle Royal for the INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!" Amy steps out of the ring as the crowd cheers loudly.
The Referee motions for the time keeper to ring the bell after making sure all the competitors are ready.
DING* *DING* *DING*
"Not a bad way to make an entrance." Markiplier states.
"But also not a bad way to get hit with copyright infringement since he basically stole Elias' entrance." Jacksepticeye adds.
"You mean Ezekiel?" MatPat asks.
"No! No! No! They aren't the same person, Ezekiel is Elias' younger brother!" Ninja responds.
Before the competitors do anything, Squidward goes to the middle of the ring and starts flaunting himself to the crowd as he starts doing some interpretative dance moves as everyone watches in either complete confusion or in annoyance and the crowd boos heavily. The other competitors all exchange nods with each other as everyone gathers up and picks Squidward up in unison. Squidward is panicking at what is currently happening to him. They all toss him out over to the top rope of the bottom side ropes leaving the squid tumbling onto the floor.
Squidward Tentacles Eliminated, 9 competitors remain
"Squidward has been eliminated!" Jacksepticeye exclaims
"Hit the showers fool!" Ninja adds.
All the competitors look around at each other before all shrugging their shoulders and begin to brawl with each other. Milo has Makoto against the left side ropes and runs at him with a Clothesline only for Makoto to Back Body Drop him out of the ring.
Milo Murphy Eliminated, 8 competitors remain
"Well there goes that bad luck again for Milo." MatPat says in response to the eliminated competitor.
Little Mac has Spiderman hoisted into a Fireman's Carry while trying to eliminate him over the top side ropes. Spiderman grabs onto the ropes and lands on the apron when being tossed by Little Mac. Spidey goes for a springboard only for Little Mac to swipe his legs sending the web slinging hero face first onto the apron and down in the floor.
Spiderman Eliminated, 7 competitors remain
"What!? No Spidey sense at all?" Jacksepticeye exclaims in disbelief.
"Three down, six to go boys!" Ninja exclaims.
All of the competitors are seen trying to eliminate each other in various positions. Topher is seen with Crash draped over the top turnbuckle of the bottom right corner trying to eliminate the bandicoot. Crash hits him with an elbow to the face, but his efforts were in vain as Topher just runs at him with a Big Boot to his head sending the Bandicoot over the top rope.
Crash Bandicoot Eliminated, 6 competitors remain
"Seven has now become six as Crash Bandicoot is the fourth casualty in this match!" Markiplier exclaims.
Robbie tries hitting Mondo with some chops only for the biker to grab him by the throat and hit the Crazy Diamond Backbreaker (Chokeslam Backbreaker).
Little Mac begins lighting Mondo up with a few punches before grabbing his leg and trying to flip him over the top rope of the right side ropes. Kirito goes over to help him out by grabbing Mondo's other leg.
"Some kind of alliance is in the process between Little Mac and Kirito to try and eliminate the large biker!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Topher and Robbie sneak up behind the boxer and the sword fighter before simultaneously flipping both of them over the top rope as well as Mondo.
Little Mac, Kirito Kazugaya, and Mondo Owada Eliminated, 3 competitors remain.
"They both made an alliance of their own however and it proved to be just a little bit stronger! As they eliminated all three of those men at the same time!" MatPat exclaims.
"It's still anybody's match at this point!" Ninja exclaims. "Just two more bodies to be thrown over the top rope and the inaugural IC champ will be crowded!"
Robbie gets very excited after the elimination that he goes for a high five with Topher only for the host wannabe to grab him and toss him over the top rope of the top side ropes. Robbie is on the floor looking in disbelief as Topher does a taunting wave goodbye.
Robbie Eliminated, 2 competitors remain
"Well it appears that Rex was right about Robbie not winning this match guys!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Well I'm sure Robbie is definitely gonna be singing the blues." Jacksepticeye states.
Makoto Naegi is leaning against the bottom side ropes waiting for Topher to turn around. And once Topher does, Makoto does a finger gun taunt and connects with the Truth Bullet (Busaiku Knee Kick)sending him over the top rope.
DING* *DING* *DING*
Amy: Here is your winner and the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, MAKOTO NAEGI!!!
"Makoto did it! His hopeful heart didn't run out and that 'Ultimate Luck' of his came through for him at the end!" MatPat exclaims.
"Honestly I don't think ANYONE was expecting him to win this whole thing upon seeing him enter! But Makoto proved everyone WRONG!" Ninja exclaims.
"OH HELL YEAH BABY, NEW IC CHAMPION! I'VE GOT FUCKING GOOSEBUMPS FROM THIS SHIT!" Jacksepticeye exclaims excitedly.
Makoto pumps both of his fists in the air with a huge smile on his face. He gets up and is awarded the Intercontinental Championship before getting his hand raised by the referee. Makoto holds the title high in the air before stepping out of the ring with the title and making his way to the stage.
"For only ten people in that match, they all certainly gave it everything that they had in the tank!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Couldn't agree more." Ninja adds.
Once Makoto is on the stage he puts the title around his waist and shows a peace sign to the crowd before walking through the curtains.
Cut to Backstage*
We are now in the interview area backstage with reporter Sierra Obenauer standing in front of the neon-designed backdrop.
"A very amazing showing it has been so far, and it's only just beginning! But for now please welcome my guest at the time, the NEW and INAUGURAL United States champion Pit!"
As soon as she finishes, the angel comes flying into view with a smile on his face as well as his title on his shoulder and body like a sash.
"So Pit, I gotta ask. How does it feel to be the first ever United States champion?" Sierra asks with curiosity.
"Well, I honestly didn't think I could pull it off. Byakuya really did bring the fight, my arm is still actually kind of sore but I managed to push through and well here I am!" He shows the title off as he smiles.
"I bet Palutena was proud of you?" Sierra asks.
"Of course she was! She's even taking me to get ice cream after this!" Pit exclaims excitedly. "Which reminds me, I need to go meet up with her and pittoo!" Pit quickly flies out of the interview section.
Sierra just watched Pit as he flew off with a smile on her face.
"Glad to know that Pit is having a good night! At least a better night than Byakuya to say the least." Jacksepticeye states.
"They better not go to no Dairy Queen without me!" Ninja exclaims jokingly.
"Well if we think about it Ice Cream doesn't necessarily contain the proper nutrients that we need to-" MatPat begins to say.
"Shut up Patrick!" Ninja exclaims.
"Guys hello?! The next match is about to start!" Markiplier informs irritably.
Mark was right as we see Monokuma in the middle of the ring with his stool again. But not just that we also see ladders in each barricade corner as well as the 'MCW Women's Championship' suspended high into the air. (I'm sure you can guess what kind of match we're having)
Monokuma: The following contest is a 4 women ladder match, for the MCW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
The crowd cheered and started to applaud the bear's announcement.
(Year of the Dragon - Angry Birds Season)
Tenko Chabarisa comes walking out through the curtains to a mixed reaction while wearing a determined smile as she goes to the middle of the stage and bows with both of her hands at her sides. She gets into a fighting stance before performing a few strikes and kicks to the air before stomping on the ground in front of her and making her way down the ramp.
Monokuma: Introducing first, from Tanabe, Japan, "The Ultimate Neo Aikido Master" TENKO CHABARISA!!!
"Okay I've heard of Aikido, it was created by Morihei Ueshiba in Japan as a way to twist the body parts and apply pressure on the nerves. But I can't seem to wrap my finger on WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK A "NEO" AIKIDO IS!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in both fury and confusion.
"Well Tenko told me that it's something that she and her master created as an unusually aggressive form that has been shifted a bit from the regular Aikido. Riiiiiight before she called me a degenerate male." MatPat states
"Well with her being the Ultimate Neo Aikido Master, you have to expect her ground game and striking game to excel above all the others and dare I say, somebody's gonna get sent to the damn hospital!" Markiplier exclaims.
"For someone who supposedly got calmer when doing Neo Aikido, she do be acting hella aggressive!" Ninja exclaims.
Tenko walks up the top left ring post stairs and walks onto the top side apron before stepping into the ring and walking to the middle where she kneels while putting her hands together.
(Theme of Samus Aran, Space Warrior - Super Smash Bros Brawl)
The lights all turn green as Samus' gunship flies in from the ceiling and hovers above the stage as everyone starts a mixed reaction. The hatch slowly opens up, allowing the space bounty hunter to jump out and stick the landing right on the top of her ship with her blaster in hand. The cheers/boos get louder as she performs multiple somersaults as she jumps off the ship and lands on the stage with a heroic pose while holding her blaster. She begins making her way down the ramp casually.
Monokuma: Next, from Colony K-2L, "The Space Bounty Hunter" SAMUS ARAN!!!
"The space warrior arrives in style I see!" MatPat exclaims.
"She's got great strength and not to mention KILLER agility as seen with various battles against Mother Brain, Ridley, Dark Samus, the list goes on!" Markiplier adds.
"Y'all gamers ever wonder why people drool over her thighs constantly?" Jacksepticeye asks.
"I mean can you blame them?" Ninja quickly realizes what he said, "We need to delete that in the look over of the show, I can't be having my girl hear that shit!" Ninja explained.
Samus walks over to the bottom side of the ring while hitting a cartwheel. She hoists herself up on the bottom side apron and does a full split on it before rolling backwards into the ring and then staring at Tenko for a moment before climbing to the middle rope of the bottom left corner where she holds her blaster up.
(Moonlight Denetsu by DALI)
As the music plays, the princess known as Sailor Moon comes running out through the curtains with a very cheerful expression onto the stage as the crowd cheers loudly for her. She looks at the ring before smiling and hitting her iconic peace sign pose, she breaks the pose as she begins walking down the ramp.
"In the name of the moon, someone is about to get punished!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
"By the POWER of the moon!" MatPat adds on with an equal amount of excitement.
"Do NOT let the smile fool ya, she is extremely powerful as she basically holds the power of the moon prism! Which is of course why she is called the Sailor Moon." Jacksepticeye explains.
"I just hope she doesn't eradicate anyone tonight, we have a company to freaking commentate for!" Ninja exclaims.
Sailor goes over to the bottom side apron and slides onto it while grabbing onto the middle rope and letting herself hang back a bit to which she does a peace sign again before stepping into the ring. She now steps up onto the bottom rope while throwing her other leg over the top rope and saying "HI!" to the crowd.
(Rosalina's in the Observatory/Luma's Theme - Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
We see Rosalina teleport out of thin air onto the middle of the stage earning loud cheers from the crowd. Rosalina starts moving her wand in multiple different motions before holding it in the air causing star bits to rain from the sky.
Monokuma: And finally, from the Cosmic Observatory in the darkest depths of space, ROSALINA!!!
"Another spacie?!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in shock
"Thats not just ANY spacie, that's Rosalina! The mother of all the lumas, and most importantly a friend of Mario's!" MatPat explains.
"I know she ain't just teleport out of thin air! You gotta be shitting me bro!" Ninja exclaims in excitement.
"Oh she can do a whole lot more than just teleport!" Markiplier responds.
Rosalina starts moving her wand in multiple different motions before holding it in the air causing star bits to rain from the sky. She begins to make her way down the ramp.
"She can do stuff, like that for instance!" Markiplier adds.
"Now the question is, can she wrestle? That is still up for debate." Jacksepticeye states.
Rosalina walks up the top left ring post stairs while throwing her entrance skirt and cape off. She walks onto the top side apron and steps into the ring.
"Well now that the party is set, one of these women will walk out of this fiasco as the NEW and IMPROVED Women's Champion!" MatPat states.
DING* *DING* *DING*
All four women are in their corners (Tenko in the top right, Samus in the bottom right, Sailor in the bottom left, and Rosalina in the top left) staring at each other for a few seconds before Tenko and Rosalina both roll out of the ring simultaneously. They both look under the ring and grab a ladder from under the right side apron and the left side apron respectively. Sailor and Samus both go to the left side ropes and right side ropes respectively where they hit simultaneous Slingshot Planchas on the outsiders.
"Looks like we're starting things on the outside!" Jacksepticeye says with a chuckle.
"Going for a ladder this early? Talk about a waste of my time!" Ninja exclaims.
Sailor Moon gets up and lets out a scream only to be met with Samus running back in the ring and hitting her with a Somersault Plancha.
"Samus going airborne again!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Hey as long as you don't break a rib on a ladder, do all the fancy aerial attacks that you want!" MatPat exclaims.
Samus gets up and lets out a scream that gets the whole crowd clapping. Samus looks under the left side apron and grabs a ladder only for Tenko to run around the ring, and jump on and off the top left ring post stairs with a karate kick to the ladder sending Samus falling backwards with the ladder hitting her in the body as a result.
"Out of nowhere with a fucking brain karate kick! Even though she more so does Aikido, we're not gonna worry about it!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Tenko lets out a battle cry of her own before picking up the ladder and pushing it into the ring. Tenko slides back into the squared circle and picks said ladder up and positions it perfectly in the middle of the ring. She begins to climb up the rungs, but while Tenko does Rosalina slides back into the ring and starts pulling Tenko by the leg. She successfully pulls her off the ladder right into a Powerbomb position.
"Tenko tries going for the title, only to have the rug pulled from under her right at the last second!" Ninja exclaims.
"You seriously can't be too careful in this kind of match." Markiplier responds.
Rosalina plants the aikido master with a Powerbomb before grabbing the ladder and folding it back up. She leans the ladder in the top right corner. The Mother of the Luma's picks Tenko up and tries to Irish whip her at the ladder only for Tenko to reverse it and send Rosalina into the ladder.
"DAMN! Flesh meets steel and reinforced rungs!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"Yeah, expect to leave this match with throbbing welts." MatPat adds.
"Do we have an ambulance on standby?" Ninja asks.
Tenko keeps Rosalina trapped against the ladder and lights her up with a round of Knife Edge Chops. Tenko goes to run against the bottom left corner only for Sailor Moon to catch her with a Superkick.
"Sailor Moon blasts her face with a Superkick!" Markiplier exclaims.
Sailor drops Tenko by her legs while keeping her legs clutched. She maneuvers around so her back is towards Rosalina before catapulting Tenko right into the cosmos watcher. The impact causes Rosalina and Tenko to roll out of the ring.
"I feel so bad for Rosie, she just got pancaked between Tenko's body and the steel ladder after Sailor catapulted the hell out of Tenko!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Sailor Moon turns around only to be met with Samus jumping off the top rope of the bottom left corner with a Diving Front Dropkick. Sailor rolls backwards from the impact and ends up in a kneeling position where Samus walks over to her and executes a Pumphandle Neckbreaker. Sailor Moon rolls out of the ring.
"Be lucky that Sailor didn't get decapitated from getting her neck dropped on Samus' knee!" Ninja exclaims.
"Thing is, Samus just came out of nowhere with that Diving Front Dropkick!" MatPat exclaims.
Samus recollects herself and grabs the ladder that had been leaning in the top right corner all this time. She stands it up in the middle of the ring before she begins her ascent up the ladder. At the same time however, the other three opponents all started to get up at the same time, on the top left side of the ring. Samus decides to just climb up all the way to the top of the ladder instead of going for the title where she executes a Diving Rolling Senton onto all of her opponents as they all try to catch her. The crowd all began chanting "HOLY SHIT!"
"OH MY JESUS!" Markiplier exclaims.
"FROM THE HEAVENS!" MatPat exclaims.
"HOLY SHIT IS RIGHT! SHE JUST PUT HER BODY ON THE LINE!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"BRO I NEED TO CLIP THAT! Oh wait-, IT'S ALREADY BEING BROADCASTED ON LIVE TELEVISION!" Ninja exclaims.
The crowd continues their rave of excitement by chanting "This is Awesome!". After a few seconds of our women being unconscious, Rosalina emerges from the pile. She starts trying to get her bearings in check before lifting the tarp and grabbing a ladder from under the top side apron. She bridges the ladder from the top side barricade to the top side apron. For good measure Rosalina grabs a mini ladder and tosses it into the ring.
"What is Rosalina even doing?" Markiplier asks curiously.
"It would appear that she's looking to cause some collateral damage with a bridged ladder. Or should I say, a bridge of death!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Rosalina climbs up onto the apron, and steps into the ring, before seizing her opportunity and beginning to climb up the rungs of the ladder. She makes it halfway before Tenko comes back into the ring and pushes the ladder as a result Rosalina falls off and hits her throat on the top rope of the bottom side ropes as the ladder collapses in the middle of the ring while folding back up. Tenko follows up by executing a Tomoe Nagi judo throw right onto the mini ladder that Rosalina brought into the ring.
"That's what happens when you bring in random stuff like that! You get your spine ruptured on it!" MatPat exclaims.
"Shoot I need another red bull for this!" Ninja exclaims while cracking open another red bull. "This shit is starting to get interesting."
Tenko walks over to Rosalina and hits her with a Scoop Slam right back onto the mini ladder. Tenko arranges Rosalina in a way so that her back is going along the ladder, before trapping Rosalina's arms under the ladder and locking in a Heel Hook.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS TORTURE!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"Rosalina can't even do ANYTHING to defend herself! While her leg is getting eradicated at the second, her arms are being crushed to the floor as long as they are underneath that ladder." MatPat explains.
As Rosalina is suffering at the hands of Tenko, Sailor climbs up to the top turnbuckle of the top left corner and executes the Crescent Moon (Diving Moonsault) to Tenko which forces the aikido master to release her grip on Rosalina.
"Crescent Moon to Tenko!" Markiplier exclaims.
Sailor Moon gets back up and lets out a scream before grabbing the regular ladder but throws it to the side as she sees Samus slide back into the ring through the top side ropes. Sailor executes a Tilt A Whirl Side Slam as the space warrior runs at her. Sailor grabs the same ladder and lays it on top of Samus before climbing up to the top turnbuckle of the bottom right corner.
"Beautiful Tilt A Whirl Slam!" Ninja exclaims.
"Wait you don't think that Sailor is gonna try and jump on Samus with the ladder on top of her do ya? I mean you'd have to be kinda bloody stupid to do something like that! I mean what if it fails?" Jacksepticeye says.
"Yeah I don't think ANY of these ladies are thinking Jack. They're only DOING." MatPat states.
Once Sailor Moon positions herself correctly on the top rope, she goes for a Diving Double Foot Stomp. Right when she is about to connect, Samus throws the ladder off of herself and into the face of Sailor. She follows this up by kicking herself up and hitting a beautiful Spinning Heel Kick sending the moon princess tumbling out of the ring through the top and middle rope of the right side ropes.
"FUCK DUDE!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"LAUNCHED THE LADDER RIGHT IN HER FACE!" Markiplier exclaims.
Ninja spits out his red bull, "OKAY THAT DEFINITELY IS GETTING CLIPPED FOR FUTURE REFERENCES!" Ninja exclaims in pure shock.
"A VERY RESOURCEFUL ATTACK FROM SAMUS!" MatPat exclaims.
Tenko runs at Samus with a Lariat only for Samus to duck under it and put Chabarisa into a Back Suplex clutch. She goes for the Back Suplex only for Tenko to reverse it into a Bulldog. Tenko combos it with the Degenerate Buzzsaw (Buzzsaw Kick). Tenko picks Samus up and shoves her into the bottom right corner before executing multiple shoot kicks. As Tenko is performing the kicks, Rosalina gets back up and runs at Tenko only to be countered with an Exploder Suplex right into Samus.
"Using Rosie's body as a lethal weapon!" Ninja exclaims. "Sailor Moon is STILL dead, right in front of our table."
"I mean that ladder did a number on her so I don't blame her." Jacksepticeye states.
Rosalina rolls out onto the bottom side apron as Samus now assumes a seated corner position. Tenko walks over to the mini ladder across the ring before picking it up and running at Samus full speed and absolutely smashing the ladder into her face.
"And THERE'S that aggression." Markiplier deadpans.
"I'd be lucky if I didn't have a few broken teeth or a broken nose from that!" MatPat exclaims. "But hey! That's just a theory, a WRESTLING theory!"
Samus slowly tumbles out of the ring. Tenko takes a few seconds to get herself together before walking over to Rosalina who is trying to stand up on the bottom side apron. Rosalina just hits a shoulder thrust to Tenko's gut before executing a Springboard Front Dropkick. Rosalina picks Tenko up and runs at the top left corner while slamming her face down on the top turnbuckle. Rosalina hoists Tenko onto the top turnbuckle before climbing up to the middle turnbuckle.
"We're going into the high red district, and personally I don't think that's gonna be pretty!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Tenko begins punching Rosalina in the face in response to this situation. Tenko locks in a Hanging Cross Armbar while Rosalina is on the middle rope. The Mother of the Luma's is struggling for a few seconds before using all of her strength to lift Tenko up and put her over her shoulder while climbing up to the top rope. With Tenko still over her shoulder, she uses her free arm to hook Tenko's head as she turns towards the ladder that she bridged earlier in the match. Everyone begins to get on their feet in anticipation as they know exactly what Rosalina is planning.
"No! Rosalina please for the love of God don't do this! She has a career!" Ninja exclaims.
Rosalina nods at the crowd before jumping off the top turnbuckle and hitting an Air Raid Crash through the bridged ladder. Both women are left unconscious right in between the now bent ladder as the crowd is now chanting "This is Awesome!"
"HOLY FUCK!!!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"CALL THE MEDIC! CALL THE NAVY! CALL MY GRANDMA! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU CALL, NOBODY IS GONNA HELP YOU RECOVERY FROM THAT!" Markiplier exclaims with shock.
"THE MCW FAITHFUL ARE ALL ON THEIR FEET AND COMPLETELY BUZZING IN THIS STADIUM!" Ninja exclaims.
"THIS. IS. WRESTLING!" MatPat exclaims.
Near the commentary table we see Sailor Moon beginning to get back to her feet. Once on her feet she takes a moment to gather herself before sliding back into the ring. She grabs the ladder and places it in the center of the ring. She begins to climb the ladder tiredly until she finally is able to reach the title. She tries to grab the belt, her efforts were futile as Samus Springboards off of the right side ropes and lands on the opposite side rungs of Sailor Moon.
"SAMUS JUST SPRINGBOARDED ON THE LADDER! Her agility isn't a lie!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Just keep pushing ladies! One of you WILL become the champion, I mean it's pretty obvious since Tenko and Rosalina are kinda messed up right now." Jacksepticeye explains.
Samus meets Sailor at the top and they both begin trading blows. Samus grabs Sailor's head and smashes her face into the ladder. Samus does this two more times before trying to shove Moon off of the ladder. Sailor hangs on though. Now it's Sailor's turn to nail some blows as she hits a few Roundhouse kicks to Samus. Right as Samus is on her last legs, Sailor Moon executes a Sunset Flip Powerbomb to Samus off the ladder. The crowd loudly cheers for this move.
"ANOTHER HIGH IMPACT MOVE!" MatPat exclaims.
"Good job, NOW GRAB THE TITLE AND CEMENT YOUR LEGACY!" Ninja exclaims.
The crowd all start clapping as Sailor Moon slowly pulls herself up the rungs of the ladder. After 15 seconds, Sailor makes it to the top and pulls the title off. She holds it in the air as the whole stadium goes wild with cheers and applause.
DING* *DING* *DING*
Monokuma: Here is your winner, and the NEW MCW WOMEN'S CHAMPION, SAILOR MOON!!!
"SHE'S DONE IT! JUST WHEN PEOPLE COUNTED HER OUT OF THE FIGHT, SHE. DID. IT!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Sailor Moon as the women's champion?! I can fuck with it y'all!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"I'll say!" MatPat responds.
Sailor Moon is seen at the top of the ladder crying tears of joy at the accomplishment that she achieved. She holds the title in the air once more in triumph.
"Enjoy this moment for as long as you can Sailor! Because you have every right to feel proud of yourself!" Ninja exclaims.
"She can add something else to her collection and it ain't a crystal! It's something that comes with great responsibility!" MatPat exclaims.
Cut to Backstage*
We see DragonDestroyerX in his office, talking on the phone at his desk. Just as he promised, Rex was seated on his desk.
"The first Pay-Per-View is going splendid so far! We've already crowned three champions so far. Oh! Before I forget, are you still on for appearing at Lightning tomorrow? BET! Alright I'll talk to you later." He puts his phone face down on his desk just as Robbie Shapiro walks through the door.
"There he is!" Robbie exclaims as he picks up Rex.
"Took you long enough fudge sack!" Rex insults.
"Thanks for watching him man." Robbie shakes Dragon's hand.
"No problem! He was awfully quiet though." DragonDestroyerX responds.
"Heh, you shoulda seen me when I was trying to sneak out." Rex begins to chuckle.
"Well...I guess I won't trouble you anymore tonight sir, I'm gonna get a shower and then head out!" Robbie says.
"Alright, well you have a good night Robbie, see you tomorrow?" Dragon asks.
"Definitely!" Robbie exclaims before turning around and facing the open door.
"Wait! Your zipper's down." With that Robbie quickly spazzes out before fixing his zipper and scattering out as Rex laughs at him. Dragon can only shake his head with a smile before closing the door shut.
"Remember boys, ALWAYS keep your fly in check." Markiplier chuckles.
"Honestly I think Robbie has multiple issues with him talking to a puppet and all. But I have the strangest feeling that WEIRD is gonna become a rare occurrence around here." Jacksepticeye states.
In the middle of the ring Amy is standing confidently in the middle with a microphone, ready to announce the next match.
Amy: The following contest is a 5 team gauntlet match! And it is for the MCW Tag Team Championships!!!
The crowd goes wild with cheers.
(Lifelight (Rock Cover) by Amalee)
All three of the Mii Fighters come running out of the curtain one by one to a chorus of cheers as they encourage the crowd to get to their feet. They go to the middle of the ring where Brawler does a few karate kicks and punches while Swordfighter tosses his sword up in the air and catches it with a heroic smile on his face. Brawler and Swordfighter turn toward each other and share a double fist bump with each other and then Gunner. Mii Swordfighter points his sword outwards to the ring before starting their way down the ramp side by side with Gunner tailing them.
Amy: Introducing first, accompanied by Mii Gunner, at a combined weight of 394lbs (Brawler -194lbs)(Swordfighter -200lbs), Mii Brawler and Mii Swordfighter the MII FIGHTERS!!!
"Mii's come in many shapes and sizes, especially these ones!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Usually Miis are considered to have very expressive emotions but not that much personality to speak of. That's where the Mii Fighters come in! You have a highly trained jiu jitsu master, swordfighting hero, and a gun woman." MatPat explains.
"Y'all should've seen the Mii I made one time!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"Yeah, when you say that, it kinda makes me scared for the future." Ninja states.
Brawler and Swordfighter hop up onto the bottom side apron and sweep their feet on it before stepping into the ring. At the same time Gunner stepped into the ring from the top side apron. They all three meet in the middle and do a cool pose where Brawler crouches down with his arms extended to the sides, where Swordfighter and Gunner both put a foot on his back while he folds his arms and she cocks her gun.
"Now the real question is can they pull through against four other teams in this gauntlet match?" MatPat states.
"Hey the Mii Fighters got some damn tenacity for crying out loud! Have you seen them on the battlefield back in the World of Light or whatever the hell it was?!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"Yeah except this ain't a free for all Jack this is a wrestling match! Time to see how well they can work as a team!" Markiplier exclaims.
"I mean they seem like pretty good friends among the whole smash bros roster despite being after thoughts with the players." Ninja states.
Brawler and Swordfighter fist bump Gunner one last time before heading into the top right corner and getting situated. Gunner steps out of the ring and stands at ringside on the top side.
(Space Battle - F777)
Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi walk through the curtains with a purpose as they both go to opposite sides of the stage and start trying to hype up the crowd. The crowd cheers both members of Starfox like mad. They both come back to the middle where Fox gets on one knee and puts his hand to the side of his scouter as Falco stands behind him and tosses a smart bomb in the air causing an explosion of multicolored fireworks before crossing his arms. Fox gets up and shares a fist bump with Falco as they begin walking down the ramp while tapping on fans hands.
Amy: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 390lbs (Fox -185lbs)(Falco -205lbs), Fox and Falco, TEAM STARFOX!!!
"OH MY FUCKING GOD! IT'S STARFOX!!! Take a deep breath Jack! Take a deep. fucking. BREATH!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"Who's ready to go flying with the high flying space aces known as Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi!?" MatPat exclaims.
"So how many miles from Corneria are they?" Ninja asks.
Once they reach the end of the ramp, Fox and Falco both slide onto the bottom side apron and slingshot over the ropes. Fox climbs to the middle rope of the bottom left corner while Falco climbs to the middle rope of the bottom right corner. From there, Fox raises a finger in the air as Falco does a Randy Orton style pose.
"The fearless and cunning leader Fox, and the ever so arrogant and cocky Falco. What would normally be considered a Peanut butter and Tuna sandwich makes for a very strong dynamic between the two!" Markiplier explains.
"Now sure they don't always agree on everything, but one thing is for certain. They HAVE to keep their eyes on the prize." MatPat states.
"Falco is a bit of a hot head after all." Ninja states.
Fox and Falco go to the bottom left corner and start getting ready for the match. Both teams talk amongst themselves of who will start the match. The two that will start the battle end up being Fox and Mii Brawler.
The referee asks both fighters if they are ready before motioning to the timekeeper.
DING* *DING* *DING*
Fox and Brawler begin circling each other before locking up in the middle of the ring. Brawler gets the upper hand and applies a side headlock to Fox. Fox backs the Mii against the right side ropes and pushes him off sending Brawler against the left side ropes. Fox executes a deep Arm Drag and keeps the Mii grounded by locking his arm. Mii Brawler grabs Fox's head and rolls him up into a Small Package pin.
"He's looking to seal the tape on the small package early!" Markiplier exclaims.
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Fox kicks out and both competitors return to their feet. Brawler is left with little time to react as Fox now rolls HIM up with a School Boy.
"The sneaky Fox with a roll up of his own!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
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Brawler kicks out and quickly slides Fox into a Crucifix Pin.
"How many pinfalls y'all want in a matter of 30 seconds?!" Ninja exclaims with pure shock.
"Every pinfall that exists in the book!" MatPat exclaims.
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Fox once again kicks out. But as soon as he does, Brawler goes for a Jumping Double Foot Stomp which fails as Fox quickly rolls out of the way and gets up to his feet. Fox Superkicks Brawler in the legs obliging him into a kneeling position. Fox goes for a Spinning Heel Kick only for Brawler to grab his foot and flip Fox backwards, but the mammal lands on his feet and goes for a high Dropkick which Brawler blocks sending Fox face first on the mat. Taking advantage of this situation, Brawler executes a Deadlift Bridging German Suplex.
"JESUS! THE STRENGTH WITH THAT DEADLIFT GERMAN!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Mii Brawler takes this time to scream at the crowd and yell "Those titles are as good as ours!" as they cheer, while Gunner and Swordfighter clap. Brawler walks over to Fox who finds himself leaning against the left side ropes and executes a Knife Edge Chop to his chest. He starts rapidly hitting his chest multiple times with more Knife Edge Chops.
"Fox's chest is gonna look more like uncooked hamburger meat at this point!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"It's important to conserve your energy in this type of match, as you defeat one team the next one just comes right on out leaving you with little to NO breathing room!" Markiplier exclaims.
Mii Brawler Irish whips Fox against the right side ropes and goes for a Lariat but Fox manages to duck under it and go against the left side ropes where he executes a Crucifix Headscissors Takedown. Brawler goes tumbling into the bottom right corner where he ends up in a seated position. Fox runs at him full speed with a Hesitation Dropkick.
"Headscissors Takedown followed by a Hesitation Dropkick in the corner! Interesting combination!" MatPat exclaims.
Fox grabs Mii Brawler out of his corner position and wrenches his arm while walking over to the bottom left corner and tagging Falco in. Falco climbs to the top rope and hits a high impact Diving Crossbody to Brawler as Fox still has his arm wrenched. Falco immediately hooks his leg for the pin.
"The HEIGHT! I'M CLIPPING THAT!" Ninja exclaims cheerfully.
"Personally Falco prefers the air." Jacksepticeye chuckles.
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Brawler kicks out with power.
Falco is on one knee and shakes his head quickly before grabbing Mii Brawler and putting him into a Stunt Rider Stretch. The Mii quickly shifts his body to get out of the move and pushes Falco to the ground and mounts him before unloading multiple Palm Strikes to his face. Mii Brawler picks Falco and drags him by the head to the top right corner where he tags Mii Swordfighter in. Brawler drags Falco to the middle of the ring while staying behind him as Mii Swordfighter slingshots in front of the bird so they can hit their Clothesline/Chop Block combination. Mii Swordfighter hooks Falco's leg.
"If the Clothesline doesn't kill ya the Chop Block certainly will!" Markiplier exclaims.
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Falco manages to power out.
Mii Swordfighter picks Falco up and hits him with a Snap Suplex. He follows this up with a Jumping Knee Drop before running against the top side ropes but Falco shifts into a dropdown position. Right as Falco leapfrogs in the air when the Mii goes against the bottom side ropes, Swordfighter managed to catch him into a Fireman's Carry position and slam the bird down with a Forward Fireman's Carry Slam followed by a Standing Shooting Star Press while hooking the leg.
"Looks like Falco's eggs just got scrambled!" MatPat exclaims.
"That was a beautiful Shooting Star! Especially with the amount of hang time that you are limited to." Ninja states.
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Falco manages to kick out.
Swordfighter picks Falco up into a seated position before ramming his knee into the bird's back multiple times. Mii Swordfighter picks Falco up and hits him with a European Uppercut. He hits Falco with another one before Irish whipping him into the top left corner, Falco counters this by grabbing the top rope and performing a corner headstand. Mii Swordfighter runs at him but is immediately hit with a Corner Headstand Headscissors Takedown. Falco kicks himself back up and hits a Tornado Kick to the now kneeling Swordfighter.
"That was a sexy ass kick to the chin!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"I mean it was good innovation from Falco to use the corner that he was being whipped into to his advantage! Now can he follow up is the question." Markiplier states.
Falco runs at the bottom side ropes and jumps onto the middle rope to hit a Springboard Moonsault onto the grounded Swordfighter. Mii Swordfighter got out of the way, leaving Falco to go face first on the canvas. Mii Swordfighter picks Falco up and drops him down with a Deadlift Pumphandle Slam.
"Aaaaaand he's dead!" Ninja exclaims.
"He's been absolutely pancaked on that canvas!" MatPat exclaims.
"He follows up with that oh so sweet and sour Pumphandle Slam!" Markiplier exclaims.
"That's why we stand on the fucking ground bird brain!" Jacksepticeye exclaims with slight annoyance.
Mii Swordfighter takes a moment to breathe and study his whereabouts before picking Falco up while under hooking his arms in execution of a Butterfly Backbreaker.
"In perfect underhooking of the arms, we have what we call a Butterfly-" MatPat begins his background explanation before being cut off.
"IT'S A BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER MATT! WE GET IT! JESUS MAN!" Markiplier bursts with annoyance.
"DON'T YELL AT ME WHILE I'M EXPLAINING MARK! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOU IN THE DEEP FRIER!" MatPat retaliates furiously.
"GET A ROOM YOU LADIES!" Jacksepticeye taunts before laughing.
Mii Swordfighter picks Falco up and Irish whips him into the top right corner and tags in Mii Brawler. From there they perfectly succeeded the Mii Channel Frenzy (Running Uppercut (Brawler) to a cornered opponent followed by a Shotgun Knee Strike (Swordfighter) ending with Stereo Running Face Washes to the seated corner opponent). Mii Brawler hooks Falco's leg after that impressive barrage of attacks.
"So while you people argue about stupid shit, I'M actually going to COMMENTATE LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO!" Ninja clears his throat for a minute, "THAT WAS SOME SERIOUSLY INTENSE TANDEM OFFENSE!"
"Indeed it was Ninja, good FUCKING analogy!" Jacksepticeye compliments his announce partner.
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Falco manages to kick out.
"He dares to kick out of a flurry of well calculated attacks?!" Markiplier exclaims in confusion.
"At this rate I don't think either of these teams are gonna be energized enough for the next team that shows up." MatPat explains his theory.
Mii Brawler picks Falco up and hits him with a Shin Breaker followed by a Dragon Screw with that same leg. With the leg still in his grasp, Brawler ties Falco's legs together into an Indian Deathlock. Falco is struggling for 12 seconds before punching and slapping Brawler in the face with both of his hands. He manages to get Brawler to break the hold only for the Mii to come right back with a Stump Puller Leg Snap.
"That leg is coming clean OUT of the socket if he keeps this up." Ninja states.
Mii Brawler picks Falco and Snapmares him to the ground before running against the left side ropes and hitting a Sliding Knee Strike to his back. Mii Brawler hits a Jumping Double Foot Stomp before pulling Falco up by his arms and hitting a Fisherman Driver right into a pin.
"Textbook Fisherman Driver!" Jacksepticeye exclaims excitedly, "You know I once met this guy named Jerry Fisherman, he was a bit of a wild card." Jack chuckles.
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Falco manages to kick out again.
Mii Brawler starts ramming multiple knees into Falco's side before securing a Cross Armbar.
"The bird is weak!" MatPat exclaims.
"Weak enough for Mii Brawler to lock in an Armbar! That's why you can't leave Brawler with an opening, he's more so fights with an in your face style." Markiplier explains.
"Someone's arm is getting broken off and it won't be mine!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in a joking manner.
Falco is seen struggling for 15 seconds as the crowd is clapping for him to get up. Feeding off the energy, Falco slowly starts getting up to his feet but Brawler won't let go of the Armbar. Falco just picks Brawler up with one arm and executes a One Armed Powerbomb. Both competitors are on the floor.
"It takes a lot of strength, and maybe a little G-Fuel, to lift someone up with one arm and slam them down like a bitch!" Ninja says.
After a few seconds Falco starts crawling towards Fox but is halted as Mii Brawler grabs his leg. He whips Falco up to his feet and immediately hits the Brawler-Plex (Regal-Plex). He quickly tags in Mii Swordfighter and they both execute a Double Russian Leg Sweep.
"Teamwork is key fellas, teamwork is KEY." MatPat explains with an inspirational tone.
"I'm pretty sure that's why it's called a tag team match!" Markiplier states with a hint of sarcasm.
"Ha! That's what they WANT you to think!" MatPat responds.
"This is another theory ain't it?" Jacksepticeye deadpans.
"I don't know Jack...IS IT?!" MatPat asks with a hint of craziness in his voice.
Mii Swordfighter hoists himself up to the top rope of the top right corner while nodding at his tag partner and at their "cheerleader". He goes for a Frog Splash, but while he is in mid air, Falco kicks himself up and hits Sorry, Gotta Jet! (Standing Moonsault Fallaway Slam) earning wild cheers from the crowd.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" Ninja exclaims in shock, "HE TURNED BOTH HIMSELF AND HIS OPPONENT INSIDE OUT!"
"GOD, I JUST LOVE THIS JOB!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
"FALCO HAS A LITTLE BREATHING ROOM NOW, DON'T SCREW THIS UP!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"THE WHOLE STADIUM IS IN UPROAR GENTLEMEN, THIS. IS. MCW!" MatPat starts breathing heavily out of excitement.
Falco begins slowly crawling to his corner as Fox paces back and forth along the bottom side apron while hyping up the crowd and Falco. Mii Swordfighter also is trying to make his way to Brawler at the same time. Swordfighter manages to tag in Brawler before rolling out of the ring. Falco does a quick front roll and a leap of faith while tagging Fox in and rolling out of the ring as well.
"BOTH TAGS HAVE BEEN MADE!" Jacksepticeye exclaims while still being excited.
Fox wastes no time and executes a Springboard Front Dropkick to an incoming Mii Brawler. He follows up by hitting a few quick punches and a spinning sole kick, before running against the right side ropes and hitting a Front Flip Clothesline.
"Fox is bringing the fire!" Markiplier exclaims.
Fox follows up by standing on Mii Brawler's back as he is on all fours and hitting a Standing Moonsault to his back.
"I should call that a Stand-On-You Sault!" Ninja laughs at his own joke.
"Actually that's not a bad idea Ninja! Stand-On-You Sault it is!" MatPat responds with positivity.
Fox gets back up and hits his FOX-50 Splash (Standing 450 Splash) while hooking the leg.
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Mii Brawler manages to kick out.
Fox picks Mii Brawler up into an Inverted Facelock before hitting an Inverted Facelock Backbreaker. Fox sees Mii Swordfighter running into the ring to attack him only for Falco to run in at the last minute and hit a Bicycle Kick right into a Frankensteiner from Fox that sends Swordfighter out through the middle and bottom rope of the right side ropes. Falco runs against the left side ropes and hits a Corkscrew Plancha to Swordfighter.
"HE'S LIKE A HOMING MISSILE!" Jacksepticeye exclaims with shock, "IF THAT HAD FAILED, HE CAN SAY HELLO TO A BRAIN TUMOR!"
In the ring, Fox manages to hit the Maximum Overdrive (Lightning Spiral) right into the pin.
"Fox kicks it into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
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Amy: The Mii Fighters have been eliminated!
"Starfox now advances to the next stage in this competition!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
"Great way to start your debut... against ANOTHER debuting team!" Jacksepticeye exclaims with approval.
"Hey not to take anything away from the Miis, they fought hard but unfortunately Starfox had a better battle strat!" MatPat states.
(I Play, You Lose by the Gruesomes)
Danny Sexbang and Arin Hanson come running out of the curtain and begin taunting the crowd on the stage earning a vigorous round of boos. They fist bump and start running down the ramp. Danny runs around the ring to the right side and starts beating the hell out of Falco. Arin did the opposite and immediately slid into the ring and laid down multiple shots on Fox.
"After being destroyed by a couple of Mii Fighters, you now gotta worry about a couple of GRUMPS! And they sure as hell are GRUMPY!" Ninja exclaims in shock.
"Arin and Danny, partners in crime when it comes to playing video games. They bring a lot of energy to YouTube with their own YouTube channel and the Starbomb music videos!" Markiplier explains with excitement. "They're gonna bring that SAME energy to the ring!"
"I mean Danny is basically mugging Falco in front of our table." Jacksepticeye stands up, "YOU'RE DOING GREAT MAN!" Danny responds by nodding at him.
After assaulting Fox, Arin picks him up and Irish whips him against the right side ropes and hits a Kitchen Sink followed by a Snap Elbow Drop.
"Well placed Elbow Drop!" MatPat exclaims.
Arin picks Fox up and Irish whips him into the top left corner and where he tags in Danny who got back onto the apron. They hit their Pendulum Backbreaker hold/Slingshot Foot Stomp combo. Danny hooks the legs of Fox.
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Fox manages to kick out.
"They want to send Fox to a spinal surgeon, and I'm NOT paying for a hospital bill!" Jacksepticeye jokes at the tag team move that just occurred.
"I mean I'm sure all of our YouTube ad rev would cover it all." Ninja states before laughing.
"Well THAT'S NOT HAPPENING!" Jacksepticeye freaks out.
Danny puts his foot on Fox's face and outstretched his arms while yelling at the crowd earning boos. Danny yells "Shut Up!" before scraping Fox's face with his foot. He puts his foot on Fox's face AGAIN and does the same exact thing.
"With all the subscribers they have you'd THINK everyone would love them!" Markiplier exclaims.
"Have you seen the way they act? I wouldn't be surprised if an angry mob of Twitter stans came after them. Some people just get offended that easily." MatPat explains the matter.
Danny picks Fox up and leans him against the right side ropes before hitting a Knife Edge Chop. He hits him with a few more before popping off with a few punches and then mudhole stomps which leaves Fox in a seated position against the ropes.
"Damnit Dan, it's just a match!" Jacksepticeye cries out.
Danny starts jeering at the crowd before running against the left side ropes and hitting a Knee Smash to Fox. He hooks Fox's leg for the pin.
"Danny with the cover!" Ninja exclaims.
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Fox manages to get the shoulder up again leaving Danny to argue with the referee.
"Fox needs to tap into that brilliant mind of his and start thinking of a way to outsmart the grumps, at least until his partner can get back to their corner!" Markiplier explains with enthusiasm.
"Easier said than done!" MatPat adds.
Danny gets up and goes for a Standing Moonsault but Fox manages to get out of the way. Fox slowly gets back up while Danny does the same. Danny runs at Fox who counters it with an Inverted Gutwrench Suplex. Fox kicks himself and climbs to the top rope of the bottom right corner and does an Eddie Guerrero shimmy before hitting a Frog Splash while hooking the leg. The crowd goes wild with cheers.
"Paying his respects to the late, great, Latino Heat, Eddie Guerrero!" Jacksepticeye exclaims
"This could put Danny away!" Ninja exclaims.
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Arin rushed in and broke up the pin before laying shots down on Fox. But what he didn't realize is that Falco climbed to the top rope of the bottom right corner and just as the Egoraptor noticed, he got hit with a Diving Meteora from the bird.
"FALCO SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES WITH A METEORA! CAVED HIS FUCKING SKULL IN!" Jacksepticeye erupted.
The crowd begins to cheer as Falco gets up and screams. Both game grumps roll out of the ring through the bottom side ropes and start helping each other on their feet. Fox and Falco both look at each other and share a nod before running against the left side ropes and hitting Stereo
Suicide Dives onto Arin and Danny. They both get up and Falco starts banging on the commentary table.
"STARFOX IS ON FIRE!" MatPat exclaims with amusement.
"One Suicide Dive isn't good enough, so to go for TWO?! That's a pretty ballsy move." Markiplier states out of surprise.
Fox tosses Danny back in the ring and slides in after him as Falco slides back onto the apron near their corner. Fox tags Falco in and from there they execute Hyperspeed (Backstabber (Fox)/Deep Fried Falco Stunner (Falco) combo) and Falco hooks both legs.
"Just no scoped that man with a heat seeking stunner!" Ninja exclaims in excitement.
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"And another one bites the dust!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in response to what just happened.
"One door closes which leaves the next one wide open for the next team!" Markiplier adds.
(Ken Stage - Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
Ryu and Ken both come walking out through the curtains, -the former with a serious expression and the latter with a cool and confident expression-, and go to opposite sides of the stage where Ryu holds his fists in the air and Ken starts encouraging the crowd to get on their feet before giving a thumbs up. They meet at the middle of the stage and bump elbows before making their way down the stage as the crowd cheers.
"Get the ramen boys because it's FIGHT NIGHT!" MatPat exclaims with excitement.
"Two master class highly trained karate masters. Might even give Mii Brawler a run for his money!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"They'll need to harness the power of the red dragon if they want to win the tag titles!" Ninja exclaims.
"Tyler, they're freaking black belts for crying out loud!" Markiplier exclaims.
Ryu and Ken both hop onto the left side apron and step into the apron where they are exchanging a staredown with Starfox who are both returning to their feet near the right side ropes. Ryu and Ken walk toward them and extend a hand out of good sportsmanship. Fox and Falco think about this for a second, they eventually make up their minds and shake hands with them earning cheers from the whole crowd. Ryu and Ken walk to the top right corner where Ken plans to start out against the already legal Falco who returns to the bottom left corner with Fox.
"Look at the fucking dignity! It's great to know that Ryu and Ken aren't the types of people to hit you while you're down!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in awe.
"Hey it's against their code after all. And besides they just want a good, clean fight with the members of Starfox. But hey! That's just a theory a WRESTLING theory." MatPat states with booming confidence.
Falco and Ken both circle around each other before locking up in the middle of the ring. Ken gets behind Falco while putting him into a waist lock. He takes him down before applying a grounded headlock on the bird. Falco manages to kick himself up and puts Ken into a Back Suplex clutch before executing a Back Suplex and kicking himself up and hitting a Standing Corkscrew Senton.
"Falco with a Standing Corkscrew Senton!" Ninja exclaims.
Falco picks Ken up and tags in Fox. After the tag has been made, they execute their Flatliner assisted with a Springboard Missile Dropkick double team move. Fox hooks Ken's legs.
"He got flatlined!" Markiplier exclaims.
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Fox picks Ken up and hits him with a Forearm Smash, followed up with a Knife Edge Chop and then a Spinning Sole Kick. Fox runs against the left side ropes but gets countered with a Flapjack. Ken combos this by running against the right side ropes and hitting a Sliding European Uppercut to Fox while yelling "SHORYUKEN!"
"Jaw jacking Uppercut! Right to the...well- jaw!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Ken takes this time to taunt the crowd by raising his fist into air and yelling earning cheers from the whole MCW Faithful. Ken picks Fox up into a seated position before locking in an Abdominal Stretch and ramming elbows into the leader of Starfox's shoulder. He then releases this hold and hits Fox with a Knee Drop. Ken picks Fox up and drags him to the top right corner where he tags in Ryu. Ken throws Fox onto the top rope of the right side ropes with a Gourdbuster leaving him in a top rope hung position. Both Ryu and Ken are on opposite sides of the rope hung fox before simultaneously yelling and hitting simultaneous Big Boots to the sides of his head.
"Starfox has good teamwork, but so does Ryu and Ken! They've literally trained together!" MatPat exclaims.
Ryu grabs Fox by the arms and pulls him up before grabbing his head and throwing him into the bottom right corner. Ryu starts hitting Corner Trapped European Uppercuts to Fox's stomach. He hoists Fox up to the top turnbuckle before climbing up to the middle rope. He tries to succeed a Superplex only for Fox to hook his leg around Ryu's leg in perfection of a block. Fox starts punching Ryu in the face before kicking him in the face sending the street fighter to the ground.
"Ryu went for a Superplex but things didn't work the way he wanted it to, leaving him to have a date with the canvas!" Markiplier exclaims.
Fox starts slowly positioning himself on the top rope only but gets met with a Jumping European Uppercut from Ryu. Ryu then pulls Fox into a Fireman's Carry and starts running towards the middle of the ring where he hits a Samoan Drop.
"Yanks the pilot right off the launch pad with no landing gear!" Ninja exclaims in response to the situation that Fox found himself in.
Ryu hooks both of Fox's legs.
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Ryu mounts Fox and starts punching him multiple times. He picks Fox up and hits a Shin Breaker followed by a Leg Hook Back Suplex. Fox goes rolling backwards right into the top left corner where he uses the ropes to pull himself back up. Ryu runs at him with a European Uppercut and runs back to the bottom right corner. But before he can do another offensive attack Fox runs at him with a Dropkick which pushes Ryu into the bottom right corner.
"Fox meets Ryu right at the corner with a tremendous Dropkick!" Markiplier exclaims with enthusiasm.
"You know I've always wondered, if Fox is a fox and Falco is a bird, why hasn't Fox eaten him by now?" Jacksepticeye curiously asks.
"Are you serious right now?" MatPat says in disbelief.
"Dude..." Ninja says irritably.
Fox starts shaking his arms and fists while yelling at the crowd earning cheers. He runs against the top left corner and goes for a Handspring Cartwheel Clothesline to the cornered Ryu only for the white gi fighter to slow his roll by delivering a powerful Running Lariat mid Handspring. Ryu follows up by picking Fox up and executing a Gutwrench Powerbomb.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! AT LEAST LET HIM CONNECT WITH THE MOVE BEFORE YOU TURN HIM INTO MINCEMEAT WITH THAT LARIAT!" Jacksepticeye exclaims with pure shock.
"And then adding that Gutwrench Powerbomb? Yep, Falco's basically dead." Ninja states.
Ryu goes over to the top right corner and tags in Ken who slingshots over the top rope and hits a Running Knee Strike to Fox who is crawling on all fours. From there, Ken steps onto Fox's legs and secures a Romero Special.
"He's gonna make Fox suffer! I mean look at the way Ken has his body!" MatPat exclaims with a bit of worry.
"Don't worry, Fox won't get snapped in half at least not until Wolf stops trying to take over the galaxy!" Markiplier jokes.
For 20 seconds, Fox is struggling at the hands of Ken. Ken releases him before executing the Hell Wheel (Double Tomoe Nagi) which sends Fox catapulting into the bottom right corner. Ken pulls him by the leg to the middle of the ring before quickly picking him up and executing a Brainbuster before hooking the leg.
"Brainbust-AH! Jacksepticeye exclaims excitedly.
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Fox once again manages to power out causing the whole arena to erupt as well as Falco getting hyped.
"How is Fox still alive right now?!" Ninja exclaims in surprise.
"He's taking WAY harder hits in the asteroid belt! This is NOTHING to him." Markiplier explains.
Ken grabs both of Fox's wrists and starts hitting Double Wristlock Foot Stomps to the face of Fox. He goes over to the top right corner and tags Ryu in. They both grab one arm of Fox before backing him up against the right side ropes and Irish whipping him against the left side ropes. They go for a Double Roundhouse Kick but Fox manages to duck under it last minute as he jumps onto the middle rope of the right side ropes in perfect execution of a Springboard Crossbody on both men. All three fighters are left on the ground as Ken rolls out of the ring.
"Springboard Crossbody from Fox!" MatPat exclaims.
"I think it's time to start letting those juices flow in the body and find a way to reach Falco!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
The crowd all begin to chant "Come On Fox!" as he starts crawling to the bottom left corner as Falco sticks his hand out desperately. Ryu slowly gets up to his feet before grabbing Fox by his leg and whipping him up only to be caught with a Spinning Wheel Kick for his troubles. With Ryu stunned Fox rolls forward, leaps, and tags Falco in before rolling out of the ring. The crowd goes crazy.
"Tag has been made, the jetmaster is in!" Ninja exclaims.
Falco slingshots over the top rope and hits a Running Forearm Smash to Ryu. He hits another one when Ryu gets back up. He goes to Irish Whip Ryu against the top right corner only for Ryu to reverse it. Falco comes exploding out of the corner with a Rolling Thunder Front Dropkick which sends Ryu into a seated corner position in the bottom left corner. Falco kicks up and screams before running at Ryu full speed with a Hesitation Dropkick. He slingshots himself onto the bottom side apron and urges Ryu to get up before hitting his Smart Bomb (Slingshot X-Factor).
"Pull the pin, because there goes the Smart Bomb!" MatPat exclaims.
Falco sees Ken on the right side apron and out of instinct he runs at the bottom right corner and leaps onto the top turnbuckle before hitting a Tightrope Hurricanrana to Ken sending him back to the ground. The crowd goes crazy at what they just witnessed as do the commentators.
"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!!!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in shock.
"HE WALKED ON THE ROPE AND HIT KEN WITH A HURRICANRANA AS HE WAS ON THE APRON!!!" MatPat exclaims just as shocked.
"I LOVE THIS FUCKING JOB SO MUCH!!!" Ninja exclaims with excitement.
"BODIES... EVERYWHERE!!!" Markiplier exclaims.
As all the combatants are all dead on the ground of whatever surface they may be on, nothing can stop the energy of the crowd chanting "This is Awesome!".
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Falco quickly runs back into the ring last minute.
"AND HE BEATS THE COUNT! HALLELUJAH!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
Falco gets up on one knee, but Ryu wastes little time by running at him with a Sliding European Uppercut. He lifts the bird up and drops him with a Sit Out Piledriver. He picks the bird up and sets up for the Collarbone Breaker (Jumping Fisherman Buster) but Falco manages to reverse it into a Victory Roll.
"HE'S IN A FRUIT ROLL UP!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
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Ryu manages to kick out.
Both men return to their feet, But Ryu quickly puts Falco into a Torture Rack and starts walking around the ring with him. But when he goes by the bottom left corner, Fox hits a blind tag on Falco and climbs to the top rope. Ryu hits Falco with a Torture Rack Backbreaker Drop which leaves the bird on the canvas. But as soon as Ryu gets up Fox hits the Airstrike (Diving Cutter) and hooks the leg.
"THE AIRSTRIKE!" Ninja exclaims.
"RYU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!" MatPat exclaims.
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Amy: Ryu and Ken have been eliminated!
The crowd all erupt with cheers as Starfox manages to put another team to bed.
"SINGLE HANDLY, PUSH BY PUSH, STARFOX ARE STILL IN THIS THING!" Markiplier exclaims with shock.
"It's like I said, we're gonna see which team has the stamina and integrity to run the gauntlet!" Ninja exclaims.
"Well they have one team left to go through to truly say that they went the whole nine yards." MatPat explains.
"They didn't come here to get eliminated, oh no, they came here to freaking WIN!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
(Super Mario Bros Theme Remix by Attic Stein)
The crowd begins to cheer loudly as they know exactly who this team is.
"No way-" Ninja is in pure shock.
"Mamma Mia, yes!" Markiplier exclaims.
Two familiar green pipes rise up from the ground side by side. Out of the left pipe Mario jumps out with a "Ya-Hoo!" as Luigi jumps out of the one on the right with a "Oh Yeah!". They both stand back to back and cross their arms with a determined look towards the ring. They begin walking down the ramp as the crowd cheers like crazy. Mario stops midway to give a kid in attendance a red mushroom.
"The MARIO BROS ARE TRULY MULTIVERSAL!!!" MatPat exclaims.
"Straight from the land of the mushrooms, the brothers who take care of the forces of evil like it's nothing!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
The crowd begins chanting "This is Awesome!" as the Mario Bros go over to the top side of the ring before stepping onto the apron. They both step into the ring and walk over to Fox and Falco who are both slowly getting to their feet. Mario and Luigi both extend a hand towards them.
"Looking to get this final match in the gauntlet started off right, The Mario Bros extending a grapevine." Markiplier states.
Fox and Falco both shake their hands. Mario and Luigi start walking to the top right corner only to suddenly turn around and punch Fox and Falco in the face which leaves the crowd befuddled. They continuously stomp the life out of them before pushing Falco out of the ring with their feet.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Ninja exclaims with shock of his own.
"THEY DIDN'T EVEN WANT A CLEAN MATCH, BUT WHY?!" MatPat cries out.
While Mario continues stomping on Fox, Luigi steps out of the ring and puts Falco into a Fireman's Carry before ramming him into the bottom left corner. In the ring Mario picks Fox up and executes the N64 Player (Rolling Fireman's Carry). Luigi hops onto the apron near the top right corner where Mario tags him in. Fox begins crawling to the middle of the ring, but both Mario Bros grab his wrists and hit their Mystery Block Trigger (Golden Trigger). Luigi hooks his leg.
"The Mystery Block Trigger!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in utter defeat.
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DING* *DING* *DING*
Amy: Here are your winners and the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE MARIO BROS!!!
The crowd boos the Mario Bros into oblivion as they snatch the titles from the referee and raise the titles into the air.
"Tell me...we didn't just set through a thirty something minute long gauntlet match...FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!!" Markiplier exclaims furiously.
"YEAH I SECOND THAT!" Jacksepticeye exclaims just as furious.
"The Mario Bros always stood for what's good and right, but just why would they do something this underhanded!" MatPat exclaims with confusion.
"Who knows, all I know is that despite the incredible effort shown by Team Starfox. Mario and Luigi came out victorious." Ninja explains.
Mario and Luigi drop the titles to the floor before exiting the ring, grabbing Falco and throwing him over the bottom left corner barricade. They go under the apron of the bottom side and grab two chairs. They go back into the ring and fold the chairs onto Fox's legs. Mario and Luigi both climb to the top turnbuckle of the bottom left corner and the bottom right corner respectively.
"No, for the love of God don't do this to him!" Markiplier pleads.
The crowd is continuously chanting "NO!" in hopes that they don't do what they are about to. Due to this the Mario Bros just hold middle fingers at them and hit two simultaneous Diving Double Foot Stomps to the chairs on Fox's legs. Fox is left writhing in agony as multiple referees and personnel come running down the ramp and attending to Fox. The Mario Bros are seen laughing at their handy work as they pick their newly won titles up and exit the ring, they go up the ramp as the crowd boos the ever loving hell out of them.
"OH MY FUCKING-" Jacksepticeye cuts himself off.
"THEY DIDN'T JUST-" Ninja adds while also cutting himself off.
"HIS LEGS! HIS POOR LEGS!" MatPat cries out.
We see DragonDestroyerX running down the apron with a backstage personnel pushing a stretcher behind him. The referees roll Fox out of the ring and directly onto the stretcher. They begin pushing Fox up the ramp and through the curtains.
Cut to Backstage*
We see the Mario Bros run to the exit door of the building while laughing, but they are stopped when interviewer Freddie Benson walks up to them.
"Mario and Luigi, hate to interrupt, but do you have any answers for what you just did out there?" Freddie asks.
"You'll find out tomorrow for now get the hell out of our-a faces!" Mario exclaims while pushing the door open.
"Exactly!" Luigi adds.
Mario and Luigi run out through the door into the night. Freddie is just left there with a confused look on his face before just shaking it off and walking away.
"You know they got balls of steel to do what they just did and walk out like it's all fine." Jacksepticeye points out.
"We'll find out the answer tomorrow night on the FIRST edition of MCW Lightning, that WE have the honor of commentating for." Markiplier states with confidence.
"Yes let's go! I'm gonna commentate circles around you fools!" Ninja exclaims with excitement.
"I just hope they leave us with more snacks from now on, because we kinda ran out." MatPat states as he reaches in the snack barrel and pulls nothing out of it.
(Super Smash Bros WiiU DS - Donkey Kong Country Returns with Vocals)
We see Donkey Kong do a slow front roll through the curtains and onto the stage before getting up and beating his chest multiple times. He flexes his muscles right there on the stage with a smile on his face. The crowd boos the gorilla as he starts knuckle walking down the ramp.
Monokuma: Introducing first, from Donkey Kong Island, weighing in at 325lbs, DONKEY KONG!!!
"Alright I'll give fifty dollars to whoever wants to tell him that we ate all of the bananas!" Jacksepticeye exclaims with a hint of fear.
"Not it!" All four commentators say in unison with growing levels of fear.
"Well...what he doesn't know can't hurt him right?" Markiplier says unapologetically.
"I mean the last thing we need is an angry ape running AWOL amongst the MCW Faithful or even worse the locker room!" Ninja exclaims.
Donkey Kong continues his walk all the way to the right side of the ring where he looks at the commentators before taking his tie off and throwing it at MatPat. He walks up the top right ring post steps and goes to the top turnbuckle of the top right corner where he stretches his hands out in a crowd taunt.
"DANG IT! I got assaulted with a tie, but hey that's just a theory a WRESTLING theory!" MatPat responds to the situation.
"What exactly does it smell like?" Markiplier asks curiously.
"I'm picking up a real strong, banana scent coming out of this." MatPat answers.
Donkey Kong jumps down from the turnbuckle and starts warming up in the top right corner as he waits for his opponent.
(Angry Grandpa Show Theme)
The crowd all go wild with cheers as internet sensation Angry Grandpa comes out through the curtains with a pissed off look on his face as he holds his signature hammer in his hands as Michael films him. Angry Grandpa begins doing the motions of Batista's entrance as pyro explodes around the stage. He spits on the ground before walking down the ramp with Michael following him.
Monokuma: And his opponent, from Chatham City, Georgia, weighing in at 298lbs, ANGRY GRANDPA!!!
"IT'S HIM! IT'S THE LIVING LEGEND HIMSELF ANGRY GRANDPA!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
"He's well known for breaking shit everytime he gets pissed off because of Michael!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
"Well hey maybe he can burn some of that built up aggression off in the ring, because I can already tell Michael is annoying him with that camera." MatPat laughs.
"Dang, an angry ape vs an angry MAN! Who y'all got in this match?" Ninja asks.
Angry Grandpa walks up the top left ring post stairs and steps into the ring using the left side ropes. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle of the bottom left corner and raises his hammer in the air while using the other hand to point a thumb at himself.
"He's gonna make these youngins proud boys!" Markiplier exclaims.
"I'm just waiting for AGP to rip Donkey Kong to shreds." Ninja states.
The referee goes to Grandpa and tells him to give him the hammer to which AGP refuses by yelling "NO!", Michael steps into the ring and tries reasoning with his father only for Grandpa to yell "GET YOUR GODDAMN FAT ASS OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!" loud enough for everyone in the crowd to hear it. The crowd just responds with laughter at Grandpa's antics.
"Good ol' AGP!" MatPat laughs.
They eventually get the hammer out of his hands and the timekeeper is now able to motion to the referee to ring the bell.
DING* *DING* *DING*
Angry Grandpa quickly sprints at Donkey Kong while driving him into the top right corner where AGP starts hitting Corner Trapped Punches. Donkey Kong grabs Grandpa's head and shifts Grandpa into the corner where the gorilla starts hitting Corner Trapped Shoulder Thrusts. Donkey Kong Irish whips AGP into the bottom left corner and runs at him in attempt of a Running Body Splash. Grandpa quickly gets out of the way and executes a German Suplex.
"He lifted the 325 pounder with ease!" Markiplier exclaims.
"I mean grandpa isn't too far off from Donkey Kong in terms of weight. Either that, or he drank an Orange Belly Wash before getting in this ring." Ninja states with confidence.
Donkey Kong is on his knees and looks at Angry Grandpa who yells "Kiss my fat ass!", he turns around and slaps his butt as the words were spoken. The crowd all cheered, but Donkey Kong doesn't look at all impressed. Donkey Kong slowly gets up and the two lock up in the middle of the ring. Donkey Kong quickly gets behind him with a waist lock and executes a German Suplex.
"A German Suplex of his own!" MatPat exclaims.
"What is this a dick measuring contest?!" Jacksepticeye exclaims in frustration.
This time it's Donkey Kong's turn to taunt as he flexes his muscles while Grandpa is on his knees. Just like the gorilla, Grandpa looks less than impressed and gets back up to his feet. They lock up again but Grandpa is able to secure a side headlock. Donkey Kong backs him against the left side ropes and pushes him off against the right side ropes. Grandpa comes back with a Shoulder Tackle but Donkey Kong is basically an immovable object as he didn't even budge. Donkey Kong just slaps Grandpa in the face.
"OH HO HO, BIG FREAKING MISTAKE!" Markiplier says in a slightly cheerful tone as he knows what might go down.
"That's a good way to piss off a man who already was pissed off coming into this thing! Hell I don't even think AGP even wanted to come out here tonight." Ninja states.
Angry Grandpa just trips Donkey Kong by the legs and starts nailing him with Mounted Headbutts. He picks the gorilla up while under hooking his arms and executes a Butterfly Suplex. He hooks Kong's legs.
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"I think it's gonna take a lot more than that if you want to keep a gorilla down!" MatPat exclaims.
"Ya think!?" Markiplier responds.
Angry Grandpa gets up to his feet and before running against the bottom side ropes and going for a Running Senton but Donkey Kong counters by getting the knees up. Donkey Kong picks Grandpa up over his shoulder and runs at the bottom right corner with a Lawn Dart.
"Lawn Dart into the turnbuckle! Jesus, that's gonna cost him a few teeth." Jacksepticeye states in surprise.
Donkey Kong grabs Grandpa's head while driving his face into the middle turnbuckle. He stops doing this so he can run against the top left corner and hit a Running Knee Smash to the back of Grandpa's head which pushes his face into the turnbuckle.
"Do we have a dentist in the building? Cause Grandpa might need a new set of dentures!" Markiplier exclaims with a bit of worry.
"Come on Charlie! Don't let this monkey make a monkey out of you!" Jacksepticeye exclaims.
Donkey Kong quickly picks AGP up and executes a German Suplex. He walks to Grandpa and executes another German Suplex. He walks to Grandpa and executes yet another German Suplex. Grandpa is near the left side ropes and uses them to pull himself back up to his feet. Donkey Kong beats his chest before running at Grandpa only for the YouTube star to pull down the top rope sending the gorilla tumbling outside of the ring.
"Angry Grandpa gets a little bit of breathing room by sending Donkey Kong to the outside!" Ninja exclaims.
"Grandpa is not out just yet!" MatPat adds on with excitement.
AGP walks to the bottom side ropes and rolls out of the ring. He runs around the ring and hits the Orange Belly Wash (Running Crossbody). He gets up and raises both of his fists in the air as Michael is recording him and starts cheering before high-fiving his dad. Angry Grandpa picks the ape up and tosses him into the ring before sliding back in after him. As Donkey Kong returns to his feet, AGP runs against the right side ropes and executes a powerful Lariat clobbering Kong.
"POWERFUL LARIAT!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
Angry Grandpa gets up and screams before pointing at the top rope of the bottom left corner. The crowd begins to cheer as Grandpa climbs to the top rope of said corner. From there he hits the Whopper Deluxe (Diving Body Splash) and hooks the leg.
"Big Splash crushing the lungs of Donkey Kong!" Jacksepticeye exclaims excitedly.
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Donkey Kong manages to kick out.
Angry Grandpa gets up to his feet. He starts crouching down while urging Donkey Kong to get up. Once the gorilla gets up, AGP manages to get him into a Fireman's Carry position and goes for the Anger Management (Attitude Adjustment). Donkey Kong manages to slip out of it and lifts AGP into a Canadian Backbreaker before hitting a Yokosuka Cutter.
"Slamming him down face first with a Yokosuka Cutter!" Ninja exclaims with enthusiasm.
"Grandpa went for what he calls the Anger Management!" MatPat exclaims.
Donkey Kong picks Angry Grandpa up into a Powerbomb position, to which he perfectly executes the Banana Slamma (Triple Powerbombs). He folds both of Grandpa's legs for the pin.
"A trifecta of Powerbombs, putting a whole new spin on Banana Slamma!" Markiplier states.
"WE DON'T HAVE FUCKING BANANAS STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!" Jacksepticeye answers back with a bit of distraught in his voice.
"What? Afraid to get completely mamed by a mammal with more muscle on his body than your subscriber count?" Ninja jokes.
"I think it just got cold in here." MatPat states in response to Ninja.
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But AGP lives to fight another day.
Donkey Kong picks up AGP and hits a Scoop Backbreaker, he executes a second one before hitting a Fallaway Slam. Angry Grandpa is pulling himself up in the bottom left corner and while he does, Donkey Kong runs against the top right corner and hits a Body Splash to the cornered Grandpa. He hits Grandpa with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex.
"Sending Grandpa out of the corner with an Overhead Belly to Belly!" MatPat exclaims.
Grandpa is now pulling himself up into the top right corner. With a full head of steam, Donkey Kong runs at him only for Grandpa to kick him in the face. Donkey Kong is stunned for a few seconds before running at Grandpa again but gets caught with an STO Buckle Smash. He follows up with the Corn Drill (Spinning Front Dropkick). Donkey Kong is on the ground in the middle of the ring. Grandpa takes this opportunity to lock in an Arm Trapped Crossface.
"HE'S GOT A CROSSFACE APPLIED!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
"That potassium power is about to run out!" Jacksepticeye exclaims excitedly.
The crowd are all writhing with anticipation as Grandpa has the submission hold locked in. He has this in for 15 seconds before Donkey Kong starts crawling towards the right side ropes and puts his hand on the bottom rope which earns boos from the whole crowd.
"And the king of the jungle makes it to the rope." Ninja states.
Angry Grandpa gets up and starts stomping on the canvas with anger. He quickly picks Donkey Kong up only to be countered with a Discus Punch. From there Donkey Kong puts Grandpa up into a Fireman's Carry and hits Jungle Hijinks (Spinning Samoan Drop). He hooks AGP's leg.
"Boys grab the barrels and the rafts, because we're in for some JUNGLE HIJINKS!" MatPat exclaims.
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DING* *DING* *DING*
Monokuma: Here is your winner, DONKEY KONG!!!
"We have dreams, and then we have reality. And whether you like it or not, Donkey Kong just made mincemeat out of Angry Grandpa!" Markiplier exclaims with enthusiasm.
"Alright, Jack you know what you gotta do!" Ninja exclaims with a knowing smirk.
"Wait what-" Jack gets cut off as all three commentators push him over the table and toss him a mic.
Donkey Kong is handed his title before getting his hand raised by the referee. He climbs up to the middle turnbuckle of the bottom right corner and flexes his muscles while the crowd boos him. All done while Jacksepticeye steps into the ring with a nervous look on his face as the crowd switches to cheers when Jack steps in.
"Uh hey Mr. Kong." Jacksepticeye begins as Donkey Kong steps down from the turnbuckle and looks at him.
"So uh, I bet you're wondering what happened to your bananas." Jacksepticeye continues with more growing concern as he seals his fate.
"Me and the rest of the commentary crew kind of...ate them." Jacksepticeye finishes.
Donkey Kong looks down at the ground before laughing and patting Jack on the back. This laughter turns into seriousness. And Donkey Kong knocks the YouTuber clean out with a straight punch to his face. The crowd boos, as Donkey Kong walks out of the ring with a steamed look on his face.
The commentators -except Jack- practically have their jaws dropped to the floor after what Donkey Kong just did to their broadcast partner.
Jacksepticeye weakly brings the microphone to his mouth.
"I...fucking hate... gorillas." His arm falls back onto the canvas as he lays unconscious.
Markiplier puts a hand to his headset, "Could you send a medical staff here pronto?"
Cut to Backstage*
We see Falco pacing back and forth with his hands behind his head while breathing heavily near the trainer's room.
"Oh man, I hope Fox is okay." Falco states with a bit of worry in his voice.
The door opens and out comes one of the medical staff. "Okay so I've got good news and bad news." He starts, "The good news is that Fox only broke a few tendons in both knees."
"Oh thank god." Falco clutches his chest.
"The bad news however, is that he'll be out for at least six months." He finishes.
"WHAT?! BUT WE'RE A TEAM!" Falco drops to his knees, "THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO SPEED THE PROCESS UP!" Falco pleads.
"I'm sorry, but naturally that's how long it should take. Now if you'll excuse me I have to attend to my next patient Jacksepticeye." He walks back into the room leaving Falco to scream into a trashcan.
Suddenly we see Aran Ryan walk up to him.
"Boy it must really suck for ya fella. To have yer chum out for half a year due to a couple a plumbers." Aran taunts. "Let me spell this out for ya. You both are losers-" Aran's insult gets cut off as Fox slaps him in the face starting a brawl between the two. Multiple referees are trying to separate the two.
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU'RE MESSING WITH MAN! I WANT YOU TOMORROW ON LIGHTNING!" Falco yells as a few referees are keeping him away from Aran.
"YOU'VE DONE SCREWED UP NOW BIRDIE BOY! I GOT YOUR ASS TOMORROW!" Aran retorts back.
"And that's what happens when you anger a hot headed bird." Markiplier states unsympathetically.
"Aran Ryan just loves to start trouble doesn't he? I mean he knows Falco is already on edge so why add insult to injury?" MatPat adds.
"Maybe he wants to shatter Falco's spirit and tell him that he won't be able to make it as a singles competitor." Ninja states.
"Well as you can see Jack isn't here as he is in the trainers room, that punch from DK really did a number on him. He's gonna be out for the rest of the night due to concussion." Markiplier explains while the other commentators nod in unison.
Meanwhile in the ring we see Wii Fit Trainer in the middle of the ring with a mic. Right next to her is a weight bench, in the top left corner there is a small circular table with health snacks such as fruit, kale chips, and water bottles. In the top right corner you can find a pull up bar. Right beneath her feet is a green yoga mat.
"Now I hate to interrupt the scheduled programming of our first ever Pay-Per-View, BUT I think it's very important that you all get up and stretch those yourselves after being glued to your seats for the past few hours. And who better to help you out, THAN ME!!" As she finishes this statement with great enthusiasm the crowd all begin to cheer and clap.
"Now I have some workout equipment here to ensure that we stay in good shape!" She exclaims with a smile. "I just want you all, to follow my lead!" She sits down on the mat and starts doing a few yoga poses. The crowd tries their best to follow along. She gets up and starts doing a few jumping jacks which the crowd are able to copy easier. Even the commentators are doing it.
"I think I'm doing it!" MatPat exclaims with a confident tone.
"I think the red bull is finally catching up to me." Ninja admits.
"Boy it feels good to stretch my legs after sitting in a chair for so long, too bad Jack can't be out here for this." Markiplier states.
"Alright before we do some reps I think it's important that we stay hydrated!" She emphasizes as she walks to the top left corner, where the table full of snacks resides. She grabs a water bottle and starts to drink it, but out of nowhere she gets hit in the back with a Kendo Stick. The figure turns out to be a female that is wearing an all black hood, all black pants, and all black shoes. In addition to this mysterious figure's look, she wears a Kitsune Cat Mask. The crowd gasps.
"What the hell!?" Markiplier exclaims with confusion.
The figure continues to hit the Wii Fit Trainer on her back with the weapon. She picks Wii Fit Trainer up and throws her into the weight bench. She steps out of the ring through the bottom side ropes and grabs a chain from under the ring.
"A chain?! Why do we have a chain under there!" MatPat exclaims.
"For collateral!" Ninja responds.
The unknown female figure slides back into the ring and starts choking Wii Fit Trainer with the chain as her head leans against the weight bench. She releases this hold once Wii Fit Trainer is fast asleep. The crowd begins to chant "You sick Fuck!" as this unknown person goes to the side of the grounded Wii Fit Trainer and starts caressing her head.
"Who is this?" MatPat asks.
"I mean it has to be a female, I see a pair of-, yeah." Markiplier states while clearly being embarrassed.
"Whoever this is, they are a lethal weapon! Did you see how fast she put the Wii Fit Trainer to sleep?!" Ninja exclaims with excitement.
The unknown female pulls a hunting knife out of her pocket and starts shearing the yoga mat earning a chorus of boos. She puts a foot on the Wii Fit Trainer's lifeless body while holding the knife in the air.
Cut to Backstage*
We see Captain Falcon in the gym punching and kicking a punching bag.
The camera cuts to Ian Hecox putting on his wrist tape in his locker room.
The camera then cuts to Lightning who is eating some protein powder while doing push ups outside of the building we see interviewer Daphne Blake walk up to him.
"Oh hey Lightning-" She starts but is cut off by the Uber Jock.
"Not now girl, Lightning's in the ZONE!" He responds with booming confidence and a smile.
"Oh my, so sorry to interrupt. But I just wanted to ask you what's your game plan heading into this Triple Threat for the Multiversal Championship?" Daphne asks.
Lightning thinks about this for a moment before, laughing hysterically.
"Man Lightning doesn't need no game plan, he just needs to go out there and give it 110% like always! I wouldn't even be surprised if this is the match of the night thanks to ME being ME!" He kisses his muscles as Daphne just rolls her eyes.
"So you aren't at all worried about the opposition?" She curiously asks.
"Girl, it's a bootleg nascar driver and a bowl cut wearing YouTuber. I'm a SUPERSTAR, whether it's on the field or in a wrestling ring Lightning's going the whole nine yards all the way to the world championship! SHA-BAM!!!" He finishes enthusiastically before walking back into the building.
"I mean...he's got a good mindset at least." Ninja says.
"But yeah, like it was just displayed. It will be Captain Falcon vs Ian Hecox vs Lightning for the Multiversal Championship right now!" Markiplier exclaims.
"This is bound to be exciting! Unfortunately Jack is gonna have to catch this later when we run back the clips for tomorrow night." MatPat states.
Amy is standing in the middle of the ring.
Amy: Ladies and Gentlemen it is time...for our MAIN EVENT!!! The following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall and it is for the MULTIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
The crowd became louder than they have been all night once the main event was announced.
SHA-BAM BABY!
(Hall of Fame by The Script)
Lightning comes hustling out through the curtains with a football in hand. He goes to the right side of the stage and flexes his muscles before kissing them, he does the same when we walks over to the left side of the stage. Both of course receive boos. Lightning goes back to the middle of the stage and tosses his football in the air and catches it. He crouches down and tucks the football under his arm before sprinting down the ramp and sliding into the ring.
Amy: Introducing first, from Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in at 248 lbs, RUDOLPH LIGHTNING JACKSON!!!"
"Okay so is muscle kissing really necessary?" MatPat states.
"Hey when you're the same status as Lightning you have every right to kiss your muscles. The guy is literally known for carrying all of his sports teams back home!" Ninja explains.
"In addition to that, Lightning is a former winner of the reality show Total Drama. Though, he wasn't well liked on the island as many would consider him an egotist." Markiplier explains.
Lightning climbs to the middle rope of the bottom left corner and does various muscle/pectoral flexes before throwing the football at the crowd and waving them off as they boo him. He goes to the top right corner.
"Hey he's an egotist, but he's able to back it up. Lightning has the mindset of a champion and doesn't take losing too well." Ninja retorts.
(Mute City - F-Zero X: Guitar Arrange Edition)
"But when it comes to Captain Falcon, he might HAVE to settle for silver!" Ninja contradicts.
Captain Falcon can be seen driving in his Blue Falcon along the right side of the stage Alberto Del Rio style. He hops out of his vehicle and stands on the hood before giving his signature salute and doing a somersault off of it and landing on the stage as pyro goes off. The crowd is cheering like mad. Captain Falcon bends down on one knee and starts hyping himself up before quickly getting up and sending a punch to the air while stepping forward with authority as he yells and starts walking down the ramp.
Amy: Next, from Port Town, weighing in at 238lbs, CAPTAIN FALCON!!!
"The master of the circuit, the F-Zero racing champion, and by God he may be the coolest guy around!" Markiplier exclaims in excitement.
"Yeah I think if I were his opponent, I would start figuring out how to beat the Falcon Punch!" MatPat adds.
"One shot from that punch to the heart and you're freaking dead dude." Ninja states.
Captain Falcon steps onto the left side apron and slingshots over the top rope where he rushes to the middle of the ring and stands in a heroic pose before yelling "COME ON!" in an attempt of a crowd taunt which earns him a good reaction. Captain Falcon walks over to the bottom right corner.
(Pretty Fly For a White Guy by The Offspring)
Ian Hecox runs through the curtains (with his Go-Go Juice) in a hyped manner as he starts encouraging the cheering fans to get to their feet and make some noise to which they all do. He crouches down and taps the ground a few times with his fist before getting up quickly and yelling "LET'S FUCKING GO BABY!" as he begins his walk down the ramp.
Amy: And finally, from Sacramento, California, weighing in at 233lbs, IAN HECOX!!!
"ONE HALF OF THE LEGENDARY YOUTUBE CHANNEL, SMOSH!!!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
"Of course no Anthony, since only Ian signed a contract to be a part of this show. But still it's great to see this lovable idiot in the ring." MatPat adds on.
"Emphasis on idiot, because Ian most of the time is on autopilot mode and doesn't use his brain. However when he needs to, Ian can be the smartest MOTHER FUCKER IN HERE!" Ninja explains.
Ian reaches the end of the barricade where he stops. He looks at both Lightning and Captain Falcon and gives them both a huge thumbs down. Ian runs to the bottom side apron and slides onto it while bobbing his head as he sits on it while holding onto the middle rope. He stands up and takes a gulp of his Go-Go Juice and looks around at the crowd. He leans back and spits it out Triple H style before entering the ring and going into the top left corner.
"As much as the fans love Ian, it's gonna take a lot more than some juice to win this match." Markiplier explains.
"Never doubt the power of YouTube stupidity!" MatPat responds.
"Bro what the hell is even in that juice?!" Ninja exclaims with a hint of confusion.
"Well I believe it's a concoction of Red Bull and Mountain Dew. How is he still alive from drinking it? That lies the true question." Markiplier states.
The referee checks to make sure all three men are ready before motioning to the timekeeper to ring the bell.
DING* *DING* *DING*
All three competitors are in their corners staring at each other and not making any sudden movements just yet. They all three walk towards each other and try locking up with each other. Lightning quickly kicks Ian in the gut and rolls him up with a School Boy.
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Captain Falcon quickly rolls Lightning up with a School Boy as he is pinning Ian.
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Ian quickly gets up and executes a Crucifix Pin on Captain Falcon while he has Lightning in a School Boy.
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Lightning grabs Ian into a Waist Lock and hits a Release German Suplex.
"DAMN SENT HIM BACK A COUPLE OF FEET WITH THAT GERMAN!" Ninja exclaims.
"Ian was so close too!" MatPat points out.
Ian rolls out of the ring through the left side ropes. Lightning picks Captain Falcon only for the racer to hit a quick Forearm Smash to the jock's face. He grabs Lightning by the back of the head and goes to throw him over to the top rope of the left side ropes, but Lightning reverses this and sends Falcon over the rope instead. Ian and Falcon are both slowly getting up as Lightning runs against the right side ropes and hits a Vaulting Plancha onto both of them.
"ALREADY WITH THE LIFE ENDING MOVES! GOOD JESUS!" Markiplier exclaims.
"THAT'S A CHAMPIONSHIP CALIBER DIVE!" Ninja exclaims.
Lighting gets back up and tosses Ian back into the ring. Lightning slides in after him and picks the YouTuber up. He underhooks both of his arms and goes for a Butterfly Suplex only for Ian to spin this into an Arm Trapped Swinging Neckbreaker. Ian runs against the bottom side ropes and hits a Running Senton and hooks Lightning's leg.
"That actually was a pretty good reversal from Ian! There goes that brain coming into play here!" MatPat exclaims with excitement.
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Lightning manages to kick out.
Ian picks Lightning up and lifts him up into a Fireman's Carry for the Pink Frosted Sprinkle Devastation (Fireman's Carry Takeover into an Inverted DDT). But before he can hit it Captain Falcon quickly slides in the ring and hits him with a Shotgun Knee Strike which in return causes Lightning to get hit with a Samoan Drop as Ian falls.
"Shotgun Knee Strike from the Captain!" Markiplier exclaims.
Captain Falcon picks Ian up into an Inverted Facelock before hitting an Inverted DDT. Captain Falcon runs at Lightning -who is now cornered in the top right corner- with a European Uppercut. He pushes Lightning out of the corner and hoists himself to the middle rope where he hits a Middle Rope Knee Smash to the back of his head.
"VERTIGO!" MatPat exclaims in response to the situation.
Captain Falcon hooks Lightning's leg.
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But Lightning manages to kick out.
Captain Falcon gets up and starts picking Lightning up but is halted as Ian boosts at him with a Flying Lariat. The captain ends up falling into a seated corner position in the top right corner. Ian backs up against the bottom left corner and holds his Go-Go Juice in the air before drinking it.
"Fuel up with a little bit of da juice!" Ninja exclaims.
Ian pumps his fist into the air twice while yelling "GO-GO" on each pump. He attempts the Go-Go Cannonball (Cannonball Senton) onto Captain Falcon only for Lightning to get up and hit Cobra Clutch Backbreaker which causes Ian to roll out of the ring. Lightning turns his attention towards Captain Falcon as he grabs him by the leg and whips him out of the corner only for it to be countered with a Tornado Kick from Falcon. With Lightning stunned, Captain Falcon hoists Lightning into a Fireman's Carry and hits a Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker.
"Damn! Dropped right into the neck! We don't need anymore people going to the trainer's room tonight!" Markiplier exclaims.
Captain Falcon runs against the top side ropes and hits a Running Penalty Kick to a seated Lightning. He follows up with a Jumping Elbow Drop before picking Lightning up and hitting a Gutwrench Gutbuster. Captain Falcon hooks his leg.
"Innovative Gutbuster by Falcon!" MatPat exclaims
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Lightning manages to get the shoulder up.
Just as Captain Falcon gets up we see Ian Hecox climb onto the right side apron. The racer takes note of this and runs at him only for Ian to shoulder him in the gut and execute a Slingshot Hurricanrana right onto Lightning before the Captain himself goes tumbling out of the ring due to the impact.
"HURRICANRANA'S ARE COOL MOVES BUT THEY CAN ALSO BE COOL TO USE AS LETHAL WEAPONS!!!" Ninja exclaims.
Ian screams at the crowd earning himself wild cheers as he climbs to the top rope of the top right corner. From here, Ian hits the Super Smoshin Leg Drop (Diving Spinning Leg Drop) and hooks his legs.
"He looks like a Carousel! That's probably the only thing that goes on in his head isn't it." Markiplier chuckles.
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Lightning manages to kick out.
Ian picks Lightning up and executes a Brainbuster before hooking his leg again.
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Lightning kicks out once more.
Ian grabs Lightning and goes to throw him over the top rope of the right side ropes, but the Uber Jock lands on the apron and punches Ian in the face. He executes a Springboard Blockbuster before stepping out of the ring and running around it where he goes for a Leaping Shoulder Tackle to Captain Falcon only to be sidestepped and sent crashing into the steel steps of the top right post.
"Right into the steps! He got a little too big for his jockstrap." MatPat states.
Captain Falcon rushes back into the ring but gets caught with a Jumping Knee Strike from Ian. The Captain staggers against the top side ropes. Ian runs against the bottom side ropes but is caught with the Knee of Justice (High Impact Bicycle Knee Strike). Ian is now stunned but is still standing.
"KNEE OF JUSTICE! FUCK! DID YOU HEAR THE BONE CONNECTING WITH HIS JAW?!" Markiplier crazily calls out.
Captain Falcon runs against the top side ropes and goes for another Knee of Justice (High Impact Bicycle Knee Strike) only for Hecox to beat him to it and hit the Bowl Haircut Special Attack (Snap Headbutt) which leaves Falcon stunned but still standing just like Ian had been.
"Now did you hear the impact on that?!" Ninja exclaims.
Ian runs against the bottom side ropes and hits a Running Tornado DDT. He rolls through and hits Captain Falcon with an Exploder Suplex right into the top right corner.
"Turnbuckle-sploder!" MatPat calls out.
"Never say that ever again." Markiplier deadpans.
"But it's catchy!" MatPat defends.
Now that Captain Falcon is in a seated corner position in the top right corner. Ian runs against the bottom left corner and hits the Go-Go Cannonball (Cannonball Senton) successfully this time. He pushes Falcon out of the corner and hooks both of his legs.
"NOW! The Cannonball has been hit! A juice, induced Cannonball to be exact!" Ninja exclaims.
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Captain Falcon manages to kick out.
Ian looks at the referee in disbelief before getting up and putting Captain Falcons head on his crotch. He does a throat slashing motion and goes for a Sit Out Piledriver only for Captain Falcon to trip him by the legs and lock in a Figure Four Leg Lock.
"The Captain is getting technical!" Markiplier exclaims. "The dreaded, and infamous Figure Four Leg Lock!"
Ian is seen struggling for a good 20 seconds until Lightning hits the Lightning In the Sky (Five Star Frog Splash) from the top right corner onto Captain Falcon which in return causes him to release the hold on Ian.
"LIGHTNING BREAKS IT UP OUT OF NOWHERE! THAT SAVE THOUGH!" Ninja exclaims.
"Well executed FROG SPLASH!" MatPat exclaims.
Lightning quickly gets up and hits a Standing Moonsault onto Ian and hooks his leg.
"AND A STANDING MOONSAULT TO THE SMOSHER!" Markiplier exclaims.
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Ian manages to kick out leaving Lightning in disbelief.
Lightning picks Ian up and throws him at the bottom side ropes where he goes for Struck By Lightning (Pop Up Powerbomb). Ian manages to escape it by going behind Lightning as he gets popped up in the air. From there Ian puts him into an Inverted Facelock and hits a Lift Inverted DDT. From there Ian locks in the Bring Amber-Lamps (Kneeling Cloverleaf).
"He's got a Cloverleaf locked in! It might be time to call the Amber-Lamps!" MatPat jokes.
"Don't you mean ambulance?" Ninja asks curiously.
"Yeah that's what I said!" MatPat retorts.
Ian has this in for a good 15 seconds as the captain is seen struggling to get out of this. Lightning gets up and runs against the left side ropes, executing the Touchdown (Spear) while Ian has the submission in.
"LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET! LIGHTNING SCORES THE TOUCHDOWN!" Markiplier exclaims.
Lightning hooks Ian's legs.
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Captain Falcon manages to take a leap of faith while on the ground, and breaks the pinning predicament up.
Captain Falcon begins hitting Lightning with Mounted Punches. Lightning quickly shifts his body over and starts hitting FALCON with Mounted Forearms. Lightning picks him up and Irish whips him into the bottom left corner but the Captain explodes out of it with the Falcon Kick (Superkick). Captain Falcon puts Lightning into a Torture Rack position before running at the bottom left corner and hitting a Buckle Torture Rack Facebuster followed by a Back Suplex.
"Face first into the Turnbuckles." Ninja calls out.
"Followed by a textbook Back Suplex!" MatPat adds.
Captain Falcon hoists himself to the top rope of the bottom left corner but Lightning quickly gets up and hits a Step Up High Knee Strike which leaves the captain stunned on the top rope. Lightning climbs to the top rope as well and goes for a Superplex. But Ian slowly gets up and runs to the bottom left corner where he puts Lightning into a Powerbomb position. From there Ian runs at the top right corner with a Buckle Bomb before running back to the bottom left corner and jumping to the top rope and hits a Superplex to Captain Falcon. The crowd begins to cheer while yelling "This is Awesome!"
"HOLY SHIT!" Markiplier exclaims with surprise.
"HITS A BUCKLE BOMB TO LIGHTNING, SO HE CAN HIT A SUPERPLEX TO FALCON! DUDE THAT WAS FIRE!" Ninja exclaims just as surprised.
"It all comes down to who wants it more!" MatPat adds.
Ian follows this up by hitting a Dr. Wily Bomb (Deadlift Gutwrench Sit Out Powerbomb) to Captain Falcon with his legs hooked in a pinfall attempt.
"Followed by the Wily Bomb!" Ninja exclaims.
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Captain Falcon manages to kick out.
Ian gets up and starts collecting himself before running at the now top right cornered Lightning and going for the Splash Attack (Stinger Splash). Lightning caught him before turning around and executing an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Lightning stands to the side of Ian as he is grounded in the middle of the ring. He outstretched his arms while looking up to the sky as he took in this moment. He runs against the top left corner and hits the Champion's Elbow (Running Jumping Elbow Drop).
"Champ's Elbow!" Markiplier calls out.
Lightning now starts flexing his muscles at the crowd, which in return they boo him. Lightning gets into a crouching football position as he waits for Ian to get up. Once Ian gets up he goes for the MVF (Most Valuable Finisher - Jumping Reverse STO). Ian just pushes him off and goes for the Pink Frosted Sprinkle Devastation (Fireman's Carry Takeover into an Inverted DDT). Lightning slips out of this move by going behind Ian, but at the same time Captain Falcon runs at Ian with the Falcon Punch (Windup Punch). Only for Ian to duck, which causes Lightning to get knocked out instead before rolling out of the ring.
"LIGHTNING'S SPARK JUST RAN OUT!" MatPat cheers.
From there Ian quickly sneaks behind Falcon and locks in the Shut Up! (Cobra Clutch with Bodyscissors). The crowd are on their feet in anticipation while cheering. After 12 seconds of trying to get out of this, Captain Falcon taps out.
DING* *DING* *DING*
Amy: Here is your winner, and the NEW MULTIVERSAL CHAMPION, IAN HECOX!!!
The crowd goes wild with cheers as Ian is seen in the ring with utter disbelief. He starts slapping the mat a few times before yelling "HELL YEAH!" at the crowd. We see DragonDestroyerX walk down the apron with the same briefcase he had earlier. Ian starts looking in that direction with a relieved loon on his face.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THIS GOOFBALL IS YOUR NEW CHAMPION!" Markiplier exclaims with excitement.
"He's already made many milestones on YouTube, but I don't think he has EVER ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING LIKE THIS! Aside from his play buttons of course." MatPat states with an equal amount of excitement.
"He's got wrestling skills, and those skills that he just showed in this match tonight mixed in with his usual nature, are gonna get him far in this company!" Ninja explains with excitement as well.
Dragon steps into the ring through the left side ropes and walks in front of Ian while patting him on the back. He opens the briefcase and allows Ian to take it while saying "You earned this!" Ian takes the title and holds it high into the air. He climbs to the middle rope of the bottom right corner and puts the title around his waist backwards and shifts it the right way before patting on it multiple times.
"Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for joining us for this amazing event tonight!" Markiplier exclaims with enthusiasm.
"Man we have to go already? But we're having so much fun." Ninja states with a playful tone.
"Well you all can catch us tomorrow night when we present our FIRST EVER weekly show, MCW Lightning!" MatPat exclaims.
Ian steps out of the ring and jumps onto the bottom side barricade to start celebrating with the crowd as they chant "Hecox!", he gives one wink to the camera.
End of the show*
Note: There it is boys and girls, Neon Nitro is over! Personally I think I did a good job. But hey let me know what your favorite match/moment of the night was.
Just one more thing to close out this chapter, I'm gonna redo the Meet the Roster section (no one is being removed) so it displays the current superstars on the roster at the time so be sure to check that everyone once in a while as someone new debuts. Anyway stay cool, and I'll see you guys later.
Results:
Match 1: Pit (W) vs Byakuya Togami
Singles Match for the MCW United States Championship
Match 2: Little Mac vs Mondo Owada vs Crash Bandicoot vs Milo Murphy vs Topher Wilson vs Kirito Kazugaya vs Squidward Tentacles vs Makoto Naegi (W) vs Robbie Shapiro vs Spiderman
Battle Royal for the MCW Intercontinental Championship
Match 3: Tenko Chabarisa vs Sailor Moon (W) vs Samus Aran vs Rosalina
Ladder Match for the MCW Women's Championship
Match 4: Starfox vs Mii Fighters vs Game Grumps vs Ryu and Ken vs Mario Bros (W)
Gauntlet Match for the MCW Tag Team Championships
Match 5: Angry Grandpa vs Donkey Kong (W)
Singles Match
Match 6: Ian Hecox (W) vs Rudolph Lightning Jackson vs Captain Falcon
Triple Threat for the MCW Multiversal Championship