DISCLAIMER
This is a a Fan-Made story with the only porpouse of entretaining, all the Touhou Characters are intelectual property of Zun and Team Shangai Alice.
The rest of the characters or concepts added in the story are property of ourselves
Touhou No More Fantasy
Episode 1:
The camera turned on, showing the signs that it was recording, but there was no image, only blackness.
In the void without colour, a voice reached out
Nitori Kawashiro: Marisa!
You have to remove the lens to record!
A feminine and somewhat childish voice could be heard.
Marisa Kirisame: Take away the what? Oh, this thing
Another female voice echoed in the darkness and then answered her own question.
Then the camera lens were removed, finally showing video.
Marisa Kirisame: Great, now it works
The camera showed 5 women. Sitting comfortably on the left side of the kotatsu was a young woman dressed in priestess robes, she was feverishly trying to remove the lens of her camera, getting a little frustrated at not being able to remove it.
Sitting on the other side of the kotatsu was a greenish-haired woman who appeared more mature mentally and physically, taking the cap off her camera immediately, smiling warmly.
Standing on the right side of the room were two other women, one dressed as a maid and the other in a suit, highlighting her rabbit ears.
The latter two seemed to be trying to explain something to each other, distant from the other three.
And standing near the first mentioned was a blue-haired girl, trying to teach them how to use the cameras correctly. She seemed more worried about them breaking them than frustrated.
Marisa Kirisame: Come on Reimu, you've beaten countless youkais and you're going to let yourself be beaten by a lens?
Hahaha!
Reimu Hakurei: Don't make fun of me! It has very small ends!
She looked a bit discouraged at not being able to remove it after a few attempts.
The one holding the camera, Marisa, approached Reimu and removes the lens immediately.
Marisa Kirisame: Ze~
Camera 1 - Reimu 0
Nitori Kawashiro: J-just be careful ehehehe...
The small girl with pig tails said this nervously as Marisa shook her own camera recording a discouraged Reimu.
Marisa Kirisame: Haha, I'm going to immortalize the moment when Reimu was defeated by a human invention.
Marisa got up and so did the perspective of the recording camera, now focusing it's visual on the Shrine Maiden, but still recording the conversation.
Marisa Kirisame: So Nitori. We can take this home, right... Is there a fee?
Nitori Kawashiro: These are the free samples. A once in a lifetime opportunity!
You will be the ones in charge of promoting them, then everyone else will want to buy the rest I make from me!
Uhuhuhuhu
The blue-haired girl in the green cap rubbed her hands together with ambition and a mischievous smile.
Marisa Kirisame: Phew, thank goodness.
For a moment I thought I would have to "borrow" it... Well I'm taking this with me, I'd like to record all my potion recipes Ze~.
Before the blonde woman who was recording could do anything, the petite girl spoke, interrupting her actions.
Nitori Kawashiro: About that, remember how a while ago I gave almost all of you TV sets with those rectangular metal boxes with holes in them?
She was talking to everyone all at once, trying to get their attention.
Yuuka Kazami: TV...? Oh yes! I remember, the TV and the VH...? SVH? HHV? Why do they have such complicated names...
The tall green-haired woman finally spoke, her tone of voice a stark contrast to those previously heard.
Both sweet and curious as well as intimidating
Reimu Hakurei: I have it gathering dust with my clothes…
She said with his face buried in the soft Kotatsu.
Nitori Kawashiro: It's a good thing you still have them, because with these cameras you will be able to record VHS tapes that you will be able to play back on your TVs!
She looked very happy and excited explaining how these machines worked.
Marisa Kirisame: That's even better!
I can see how Reimu was defeated by a lens as many times as I want!
Reimu Hakurei: Nooooo!
Delete it! delete it!
She tried to take the camera away from Marisa in a flash, fighting like her life depended on it.
Sakuya Izayoi: Knowing my lady she'll probably like this, so I'll take it. It will probably amuse her for a while.
The woman dressed as a maid finally spoke, turning away from the one who spent all this time chatting in the corner of the room.
Nitori Kawashiro: I'm sure it will!
She smiled openly
Then she got an idea when she saw the tall women with her camera.
Nitori Kawashiro: Hey Yuuka...
Yuuka Kazami: Yes?
Nitori Kawashiro: I hear there are a lot of rumors about you in the Human Village.
How about taking advantage of this devices to make videos about your garden for the humans?
Maybe then they'll see how you really are and stop being afraid of you.
She suggested sympathetically, to what Yuuka's eyes light up and she smiled a little while hearing this.
Her voice sounded strangely cheerful.
Yuuka Kazami: I like the idea, I would love to show the humans how nice gardening and flowers are.
I'll take a camera too.
Nitori Kawashiro: Perfect!
If you ever sell any of your videos, remember who gave you the camera, you knoooow?
The petitte girl gives the mature green head a few light and harmless nudges while winking at her.
Reisen Inaba: I will take one too, I will make videos with the medical knowledge that Eirin has given me!
Finally, the other girl in the corner, the one with the rabbit ears, decided to speak in a polite tone.
Nitori Kawashiro: Good, good!
Nitori looked happy that her friends were interested in the cameras.
Nitori Kawashiro: Remember that if you want more storage space or other cameras you will have to pay!
The Shrine Maiden spoke while hugging her camera.
Reimu Hakurei: No way am I going to let anything happen to it, even if it means leaving the lens on it!
Marisa Kirisame: The first thing I'll do is sell this video of Reimu. See ya'!
She said this as she started to run off, grabbing her broom and quickly flying off into the forest of magic.
Reimu Hakurei: - What?! No!
Come back here!
Reimu left her camera on top of the kotatsu and flew off after her friend.
Sakuya Izayoi: Thank you for the gift, Little Kappa.
The maid used her time manipulation powers to leave, she just simply walked towards the mansion but the others only saw how she disappeared from one moment to the other.
The small and innocent kappa looked dumbfounded by the maid's powers.
Nitori Kawashiro: Uwaaah!
I want to know how she does that!
The rest of those present were quick to take their respective cameras and leave as a sign of respect for the Shrine Maiden who had decided to run off.
All except the artifice of the reason for this meeting, the little blue-haired Kappa covered by her distinctive green cap.
Before leaving, she went to the camera she left recording the whole interaction to pick it up. And when she did, she noticed something.
Nitori Kawashiro: Uh? Did it already had something on tape?
Oh well, I'll watch it at home.
She turned off the camera, leaving everything again in an absolute void purged of color.