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Touhou No More Fantasy

Episode 2

Daiyousei: Cirnooooooo!

A squeaky, childish voice was what started this tape.
A medium sized fairy was running towards her friend with a camera in her hands, which she was recording with.

Daiyousei: Cirno, I brought another one!

The image showed a little girl in a bluish dress with white stripes at the end of it, wearing some kind of light pink socks and a green bow in her light blue hair.
She was sitting on the floor looking at a pile of frozen frogs in ice crystals, all of varying sizes and species.

Cirno: Eh? Dai-Chan!

She looked happy to see the girl who was recording.

Daiyousei: Smile for the camera! Hehe I already got another one Just don't freeze it this time!

Cirno: Hehehehe
It's not my fault that a camera can't support my great powers!

Cirno smiled arrogantly with her fists on her hips and her head held high.
The voice of the girl recording let out a small, muffled chuckle before continuing .

Daiyousei: Whatever you say...

She looked over at the pile of frozen frogs after talking.

Daiyousei: Holy cow! That's the biggest pile of frogs I've ever seen! You're great Cirno!
...
Suwako is going to kill us...

Daiyousei tried to keep her spirits up even though she was discouraged when she said those words.

Cirno: Shhh
Don't call her

She got up from the floor and made a worried sign of silence.
Attempting to change the subject, an idea occurred to the girl filming

Daiyousei: I have an idea, let's identify the species of each frog as we throw them into the lake to bounce! Or we can go fishing with your awesome powers in the lake too!
Oh yeah! We can record a video proving that you're the strongest by beating Reimu Hakurei!
After all, you only let her win that one time right?

The camerawoman overfilled her friend with ideas to try to distract her from thinking about Suwako's endless froggy rage.

Cirno: Ha!
Obviously I let her win, Reimu is my friend, I wasn't going to hurt her, that's why I let her win! Of course!

Cirno said this with a bit of a sweat drop. Her sentence was a bit redundant, which is normal in fairy conversations.
For a moment after, Cirno put her hand on her chin and wondered what to do.

Cirno: We already went fishing yesterday...
Your idea of throwing the frogs is a good one...
Well done Dai-Chan!

The arrogant child extended her hand in an approving thumbs-up.

Daiyousei walked backwards and left the camera on a high stone, letting herself be seen.
Her outfit was similar to her friend's, only lighter, a yellow bow which formed a ponytail on the left side of her hair.
She walked towards her friend who was organizing the frogs.

Cirno: This is a completely green frog.
These frogs appear the most often in the lake, they are always around and easy to catch!

Daiyousei: According to a book I read it is a common Frog, a P-p-elo-Pelophylax perezi? Yes that was it!
What breed would Suwako be, hehe?

Cirno: Hah, Weak is a type of breed?

She said this very credulously, then she threw the frozen frog she had on hand into the water, it just bounced a little and sank.

Daiyousei: Aurora frog

After saying this, she followed the steps of her friend, picking up a frog and throwing it into the water. It bounced a little longer than Cirno's before sinking too, to which Daiyousei smiled.

Cirno: Eh?! Since when do you have so much strength?

Surprised at how her friend had managed to overcome her, Cirno pouted with her arms crossed.

Daiyousei: Well I just tried a little harder...

The green fairy smiled a little bit smugly, something Cirno wasn't used to

Cirno: Hehe...!
What's the name of this one?

She asked this while holding up a frog with red dots.

Daiyousei: Anaxyrus punctatus

Daiyousei responded, almost as if expecting Cirno to ask that.

Cirno: Take this Anaxiru-WhateverYourNameIs!

The blue fairy threw the frog with so much force that she ended up spinning and falling on her face.
The frozen frog fell into some bushes instead of the water.

Daiyousei: Ah hahahahaha!

Daiyousei rolled on the ground with laughter before catching her breath, sitting up and smiling.

Daiyousei: Well, it was still a great shot! Are you okay Cirno?

She extended her hand to help her stand up.

Cirno: Yeah, yeah I'm okay.

Cirno brushed the dirt off of her dress

Cirno: Let's get that frog!
I won't let it unfreeze and escape!

Cirno began to fly while Daiyousei went for the camera, as soon as she grabbed it, she flew after her friend, catching up with her in no time.

Daiyousei: it crossed the entire lake! It was really an incredible shot!

She said as it flew across the lake.

Daiyousei: But my next shot will be even more amazing!

She tried to be competitive in front of the girl with the blue bow in her hair.
Not in a rude way, these fairies were nothing more than children having fun after all.

Cirno: Wait!
I want you to record me while we get the frog back!

Both of them flew down to where the frozen animal had fallen.
Between a couple of bushes.
Cirno landed and prepared herself a bit before moving the bushes, with a smug smile and wiggling her little fingers.

Cirno: AHA!

She opened the bush and... There was a frog, but it wasn't the same frog as before.

Daiyousei: It's not the same... That's weird...
It's a...! I don't know... She looks strange, look at the thing on her back...

Cirno: A mushroom?!
It must be a super rare frog!
I could sell it to Marisa, she loves mushrooms!

Daiyousei: Good idea! I'll freeze it to preserve it, but I want to film it for a few more though...

She said this as she put the camera close to the frog for another 20 seconds.
The frog remained still at all times, he did not blink, but he croaked. His croaks were perfect, satisfying, like a hug to the ear. He even seemed to smile at them, immobile.

Daiyousei: What a nice frog, he didn't run away... Hey, Cirno, are you sure we have to freeze it? Won't that... Kill him?

Cirno: Eh?
Well it's just that...

Cirno looked the frog straight in the eyes. The color of the frog was beautiful, orange and greenish but that mushroom... It was disgusting to look at. Its red and black color was unpleasant to look at. Still, the frog was meek and quiet, looking innocently at both girls at the same time.

Daiyousei: But how cuuuuuuute.
If we remove the mushroom, we could take it to Marisa and keep the frog as a pet.

Daiyousei was touched by the animal's cuteness.

Cirno: Hehe, okay okay

Cirno took the frog into her hands and felt a shiver instantly, which quickly disappeared when she sensed how soft the frog was.

Daiyousei: Well... Then let me take this from you...

Daiyousei slowly moved her hand closer to the frog and grabbed the Mushroom on its back.
The video froze instantly the moment her hand touched that thing, the sound froze but it seemed that there was still some video left. Still, the video ended abruptly after the corruption began.