DISCLAIMER
This is a a Fan-Made story with the only porpouse of entretaining, all the Touhou Characters are intelectual property of Zun and Team Shangai Alice.
The rest of the characters or concepts added in the story are property of ourselves
Touhou No More Fantasy Episode 5
The tape began with a shot of a forest from above, showing the beautiful, tall trees, the several magical creatures roaming around peacefully, and a house in the distance. Reimu Hakurei, the Shrine Maiden of Paradise spoke sarcastically into her camera as she continued flying forward.
Reimu Hakurei: How nice, it will be great to see this scenery now that I was able to take the lid off the camera…
The landscape was coming closer to the camera's point of view.
Soon the only thing visible was the house, and in a moment that too changed. Now it was recording the interior of the home through an open window.
Marisa Kirisame was inside sipping tea while watching the looped video in which Reimu couldn't take the lid off her camera.
Marisa Kirisame: Hah, I'll never get tired of this.
Gritting her teeth, Reimu hid perfectly in some bushes near the window, recording everything that was going on inside Marisa's house.
Back to what was going on in Marisa's house, she finished her cup of tea and, unaware of Reimu's presence, looked through a pile of discarded items.
A moment later after digging for a while, she found a couple of well-made dolls that look just like her friends and put them on the table.
Marisa Kirisame: Hehe, well let's get started- Huh?
Marisa noticed that 2 of the dolls were damaged, Hong Meiling's was a few points away from losing her head and Reimu's had torn her arm.
Marisa Kirisame: Oh...
In the bushes, Reimu silently recorded the scene, as this might be her revenge for that embarrassing tape.
Marisa went back to searching through her disorganised house. Finding the needle and thread, she returns to the table and starts repairing Meiling's rag doll.
Marisa Kirisame: Meiling, you're as good as new, try to be more careful next time.~
Marisa seemed to hum this out as she spoke. After finishing with Meiling's doll, she starts on Reimu's one.
Marisa Kirisame: Oh Reimu, be more careful next time, getting hurt is common when you have such a job. If you don't take care of yourself you could get hurt really badly...
Marisa grabbed the doll of herself and shook it around as if to scold the newly repaired doll.
Marisa Kirisame: Little Marisa doesn't want anything bad to happen to her best friend, she wouldn't bear the thought of losing her family...
Marisa finished balking at Reimu's doll.
Marisa Kirisame: Tadah! As good as new, but who damaged them? It could be the rats…
As Marisa examined the dolls, Reimu pointed the camera at herself for a second and spoke into it.
Reimu Hakurei: Hehe... Maybe Marisa's not so bad after all.
Reimu seemed to smile a little, but she quickly hid down with her camera as Marisa spoke.
Marisa Kirisame: Huh? Is someone there?
She listened to the sound of Reimu's voice and waited for an answer without knowing she was being watched, let alone recorded.
Reimu for her part didn't answer, she wasn't going to let herself be discovered in that hiding place. Marisa simply shrugged.
Marisa Kirisame: hmmm... Maybe it's just my imagination...
Marisa took the dolls and started playing with them, trying to imitate the voices of who they represented.
Doll Reimu: "Marisa, you stole the donations from my box!"
Doll Marisa: "Of course not, I borrow things but I'm not at that level either!"
Doll Reimu: "Oh yeah then what is this?"
Doll Marisa: "Reimu, it's just a piece of black clothes and 3 blonde hairs, I assure you it wasn't me. But…~"
Marisa took the witch's hat off her doll and replaced it with a detective's hat.
Doll Marisa: "I will solve this case!"
Inside the bushes, Reimu tried to contain her laughter at the discovery of her friend's secret hobby.
Marisa continued to roleplay for several more minutes, the plot of her game every now and then took unexpected twists and there were many suspects. There was even a family drama between the Komeiji's and a surprise appearance by Captain Murasa!
Doll Marisa: "It's been 3 days, and I still can't find the culprit, I only know that someone wanted to blame me and try to break my friendship with Reimu..."
Her friend in the bushes had long since stopped seeing this as something to laugh at, but rather something interesting that she was actually enjoying watching.
Doll Kaguya: "I have a clue that might help you."
Doll Marisa: "Who is it? Princess Kaguya?! What are you doing here?"
Doll Kaguya: "Sorry for not talking to you before, I couldn't. Now is the only time I have, all I know is that the culprit is... Scarlet."
That opened Marisa's eyes a little and she started to investigate even more to connect all the dots. The culprit was Patchouli! But when little Marisa arrived at the mansion she only found Reimu?!
Meanwhile, the real Reimu in flesh, bone and bush, covered her mouth with a hand in surprise at the unexpected turn of events.
Doll Reimu: "Hello, Marisa."
Doll Marisa: "R-Reimu!? what are you doing here?"
Doll Reimu: "You completed the case, and that led you to me, it was all plotted by me and the other girls just helped!"
Reimu Hakurei: What?!
Reimu screamed louder than she expected, then quickly covered her mouth.
And just before her friend could give the conclusion…
Marisa Kirisame: What was that? I'm sure it was someone this time!
Reimu was startled for a second and fell out of the bush where she was hiding, the camera now only showed a view of the ground.
The ordinary magician walked out of the house into the garden.
Marisa Kirisame: Who's there?
She walks over and finds a red piece of cloth in the bushes.
Marisa Kirisame: Eh?
As she touched it and tried to pick it up, she noticed Reimu.
Marisa Kirisame: Reimu?! What are you doing there?!
Reimu Hakurei: He-hey there Marisa...!
Hehe...
Marisa Kirisame: Why-
How long have you been there?! And that's... A CAMERA?!
Reimu Hakurei: I've been here for a couple of minutes now...
I saw you laughing about my video with the camera and I thought I'd take revenge by filming you while you were alone…
Reimu laughed awkwardly while Marisa just stared in shock.
Marisa Kirisame: You… saw me playing with my dolls...?! A-aaahhh...
Marisa blushes with embarrassment as she realises that Reimu saw everything.
Marisa Kirisame: Th-this is… but...
Never in her life did Marisa feel so ashamed, she was always someone with indestructible morals. She would do stuff like carry mushrooms in her underwear and admit it like it was nothing.
But this… This was perhaps her most humiliating moment. Reimu saw this and was desperate to cheer her friend up.
Reimu Hakurei: D-don't worry!
I was watching for a while and...
I think it looked... Fun.
Marisa, in disbelief, lifted her face that was still as red as the clothes of her friend. Confused, she thought she was being mocked.
Marisa Kirisame: Funny...? Don't you feel it's kind of... Dumb?
Reimu shook her head.
Reimu Hakurei: At first, yes, but...
The story gets interesting and I know it sounds embarrassing, but... Can I join you?
Reimu looked away, imitating her friend's facial colour.
Said blonde friend tried to react as fast as she could.
Marisa Kirisame: E-eh?! I-I mean- Of course! Playing this with you would be much more fun than doing it alone...
Reimu Hakurei: G-good!
But this better stay between the two of us!
These tapes will stay with you, but only if you stop laughing at me over that video!
Reimu pouted while finishing that last sentence. Marisa made a motion with her hands.
Marisa Kirisame: Oh sure, don't worry, that video won't leave the house and what's more, I'll keep it in a remote and dark place.
Reimu Hakurei: Good!
Reimu sighed in relief.
Reimu Hakurei: So... May I help you to continue the story?
Marisa Kirisame: Of course! Well, actually I had planned that it was all a quest devised by Reimu for a surprise party since it was their friendship's birthday today.
Yes, you totally forgot Reimu, that day is today.
Marisa gave Reimu a big hug, full of genuine friendliness.
Reimu Hakurei: Haha!
Really?
She revealed something else behind the bush where she was hiding... A basket of homemade muffins! She smiled Smugly.
Reimu Hakurei: Who said I forgot anything?
Marisa looked really surprised.
Marisa Kirisame: Reimu... They look delicious! And well, that explains why you visited me in the first place… I have a chocolate cake inside, I was planning on taking it to the temple but now that you're like-
Here... Let's go inside!
Marisa entered her house with great excitement and happiness while Reimu followed behind her with the basket and camera in hand.
The video was corrupted a bit, but the most important parts remained.
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The image showed both of them finishing the story with various shared laughs.
All the little participants gathered in front of a cardboard Mini Hakurei Shrine.
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Both made a moustache with their locks of hair held by their hair bows.
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They shared the homemade pastries prepared by Reimu, Marisa making a fake face of disgust to tease her friend.
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They cut the cake with one of the knives Marisa had in her kitchen.
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The image keeps coming back, showing how the dolls they played with also received their own little slices of cake.
Reimu Hakurei: I'm so happy that I met you Marisa!
Reimu said that without a hint of embarrassment on her face, totally genuine with her words at this special moment for both of them.
The recording ended abruptly due to the lack of battery in the camera.