"What?"

An unintentional murmur escaped Ozpin as he found himself in a strange big and dark room. I twas quite hard to make out, buk he was one hundred percent sure that this is, in fact, not his office.

Well, as long as he could stay away from those damned paper and still with mug of coffee, than Ozpin would be care less about this bizarre situation.

"What the hell..?"

"What?"

In this lonely darkness, his ears has surprisingly managed caught one or two confused remark which sounded with a way too familiar voice. Perhaps someone he knows?

Suddenly, lights filled the room along with a booming noise of clicking. And soon, he could see who exactly the poor souls who are trapped in here along with him.

"Wut?"

Well, this is quite unexpected.

Who would have expected that the entirety of team RWBY and (J)PNR, along with the addition of Penny Polendina, Velvet Scarlatina, Coco Adel, was here with him. Oh, and there's Glynda and Qrow too. What a surprise.

What a surprise indeed.

His grips tightened around the mug.

"What the hell?"

At that, Ozpin's eyes visibly widened in surprise.

""Dad!?""

"D-dad!? M-mom!?"

"Blake..."

Looking to his side, there was the single father of Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long, Taiyang. And not only that, several other people was also there too which he could recognized as Ghira and Kali Belladona, parents of Blake Belladonna.

What the hell is happening in here?

"O-Ozpin? What the-?" Oh, and here's James with his assistant too.

Seems like Ozpin would need a stronger coffee today.

"Feel free to ask for more coffee, headmaster."

Ozpin went full alert as an unknown voice suddenly echoed throughout the room. It was as if the voice itself was right in front of his ears, like a wave in the ocean, and Ozpin doesn't like it in the slightest since noise doesn't normally work like that.

Inspecting his surroundings, he failed to find the source of that strange noise, but he sure does notice that he wasn't the only one who heard that.

"What the heck!?"

"Oho, whoever you are and wherever you are, I will make sure you will regret ever doing this thing to us." Always being yourself, Miss Xiao Long. Always being yourself.

"I do not agree with Yang's barbaric way, but I will make sure you will regret kidnapping us too." Says Miss Schnee before she get up from her seat and tried to find any ways to get out of this place.

"Renny, can I break that voice's leg?"

"Nora, calm down."

"W-wait! Guys, where's, Jaune!?"

"Wait, Ruby is right! Where's Jaune!?"

"Fufufu... How amusing. About your friend, you have no need to worry, little red. He's in a gentle hand now."

"Ohhh, I'm so gonna break your legs twice."

"You better tell us where is him!"

"Not you too, Pyrrha."

"Excuse, Mister..." Glynda started, ignoring the mad ramble of their students or the little reunion of family behind them.

"Noth, if you may."

"Mr... Noth... I don't know who exactly are you, but do you understand kidnapping a children and possibly harming one of them was a serious crime?" Her glare was as sharp as ever, even when it was tinted with distress and confusion. "And there's a handful capable huntsman in this room. I suggest you to surrender right now and ecplain this situation right now."

Cue to that, everyone's posture become tense and ready, even Ozpin was readying himself subtly. But as he was about to call upon the power of his soul, Ozpin's eyes widened once again.

He failed to tap unto his aura. Even the superhuman strength of a huntsman was nowhere to be found, and let alone his small amount of magic.

He was a mere civilian right now.

"What!? What happened with my aura!?"

"Even my weaponry has failed to be deployed? How exciting!"

"Qrow, I swear if this is one of your-"

"Wait, why me!?

Panic began to spread. It was quite honestly not a surprise really. Huntsman could barely do anything without aura. It was as if they are being robbed away from their limbs, helpless against anything that was coming next.

"Again, calm down " Suddenly, it was as if a gush of pleasant breeze passed through them and leave them with with relaxing emotion. Magic? "Not really, Headmaster, Ozpin. It was just a trick I used to calm any visitor of mine."

"Well, that sounds interesting, Mr. Noth... But would you mind to give us an explanation about why were we currently being gathered in here?"

"Ah, silly me, where's my manner, I suppose I have forgotten to properly welcome you to this humble abode of mine.

This is the Theatre, a place where you could witness a numerous worlds with infinite numbers of possibilities. In layman terms, you're about to watch the multiverse."

"M-multiverse...?" Ms. Belladonna muttered, finally acted more relaxed after meeting the parents that she had deliberately tried to avoid after her leave from White Fang.

"Indeed, multiverse! It may sounds like an absolute horseshit, but it's indeed true! Because right here and right now, you will wath the multiverse of one Jaune Arc!"

"Wait, WHAT!?"

"J-Jaune!?"

"Why is it have to be that dork!?"

As Ozpin tried to ignore the protest of his students, he looked to his side and observed his colleagues and friends.

"General, do you reckon this situation might be worth to spend our time?"

"I guess it is, Specialist Winter. For some reason I felt something interesting might happen... Don't you agree with me, Ozpin?"

"I suppose so, James. Everything that could keep me away from those damned paper is always will be a godsend." At that, both James and Ghira heaved a tired sigh.

"Eh? Whatever, I guess it won't hurt to rest for a moment?" Qrow murmured under his breath before making himself more comfortable on his seat. Brothers, this chair is so comfy.

"W-well... I guess it would be great to have a time with my daughters too."

"Oh, oh, oh! Will we see Jaune kicking someone's ass? I feels like he will! Don't you think this is kinda exciting!"

"Indeed it is, Friend Ruby!"

"Eh... I'm not sure Ruby. This is..."

"This is the scraggly Jaune that we are talking about. I just think this is a complete waste of time." Ms. Schnee shook her head.

"Bun, bun, what do you think about this?"

"E-eh? Well, I'm not really sure, Coco..."

"Why are you not sure? This is your crush we're talking about."

"C-Coco!"

""Crush...?"" A dark look flashed on the face of some certain girls.

"Welp, before we started, I also forgot to add a thing or two. Buckle iour pants, everyone!"

The ever cryptic Mr. Noth snapped his finger (Do he really have a finger?) and soon a boom of smoke followed behind.

And as the thin veil of obscuring gas dissipated from their sight, Ozpin's heart skipped a beat at what he was seeing.

"Summer..."

"Mom..."

Unknown to them, the person behind the scene giggled at the sight before him. How amusing.