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"It ends here, Jiraiya-sensei." Pain said as one after another punctured the man with chakra rods into his back. Jiraiya didn't give up and started making seals.
Seeing which Jutsu he is going to use, the Animal path crushed his windpipe as soon as he summoned a small green toad.
Fukasaku and Shima were sent back to Mt Myoboku by Jiraiya when one of the Pains were about to kill them.
"Jiraiya-chan, what happened?" Fukusaku asked in alarm as he saw the worrying state of Jiraiya. As he couldn't speak, Jiraiya showed the man a finger which was lit up by visible chakra.
Understanding the message, Fukusaku turned his back to Jiraiya and removed his cloak for the man to write. The Pains moved closer as this went on and in few seconds, Jiraiya was able to write the message.
"You want me to take this to Tsunade-chan or Naruto-chan?" Before he could answer, Jiraiya and Fukasaku were pulled by the Tendo Pain, but the old toad managed to reverse summon himself in time.
'The Tale of Jiraiya the Gallant. Now it'll end a bit better, I hope.
The final chapter... I'll call it: Frog at the bottom of the well drifts into the great ocean. Just barely glorious... But glorious indeed.
I suppose it's about time I put down my pen. Oh, right... What should I name the sequel? I wonder... Let's see: The Adventures of Naruto Uzumaki. Yes... That has a nice ring to it.' He thought with a wistful smile as he drifted into the deep river of Ame by Pains.
'It's all for peace, Sensei.' Pain thought and paid his last respects and left
In Konoha
Tsunade was distraught to learn about Jiraiya's death. But as Hokage, she need to do her duty and called Naruto to decipher the code as they can't decipher it for some reason.
Kakashi, Naruto, Tsunade, Shizune and Shikamaru were there with the old toad sage, Fukasaku. Fukasaku turned his back to Naruto to show the code.
Without giving any context, Naruto was asked to decode the message and Naruto read through it. Kakashi walked towards him.
'106, 106, 106. It is there. It is there. And please clear my browsing history. I can't bear the shame in death.' Naruto read.
Though Naruto felt something off about the message, he didn't mind it. He knew which 106 of 106 and 106 the man was talking about and laughed his ass off at the last message.
"So you know what 106 of 106 and 106 is?" Tsunade asked and Naruto turned to her seriously. He pointed her massive bosom and proclaimed-
"They are not real!" He swiftly dodged the punch that never came.
"So Jiraiya-chan is telling about the real one?" Fukasaku asked and Naruto nodded dumbly as he didn't know why his granny didn't punch him.
"It means if I remember correctly, the real one is not there." Fukasaku said, pointing at the Hokage's large breast.
"You can go now, Naruto. Shikamaru will fill you in on the rest." Tsunade said, dismissing him and when he heard the news, there are no words to explain his pain.
Immediately after realising the threat, Naruto was sent to train with the Toads in Mt Myoboku.
But before Konoha cab prepare further, Pain attacked and obliterated the village with one big attack.
"Hatake Kakashi, the copy Ninja. You shall know pain." Pain said, throwing a bolt at Kakashi, which was enhanced by gravity. It hit the man in the middle of head, killing him in the process.
Tsunade was already over exhausted by the amount of chakra she spent on healing on the injured, Kakashi was now killed by Pain. There is no one strong enough to defend Konoha now.
"This can't be happening. Where are you when we need you? We need you? NARUTO!" Sakura, the pink haired girl of team 7 shouted in resignation.
"Voice recognition is complete. Activating summoning," a voice said.
"Summoning Jutsu," the same voice was heard and in a puff of smoke, Naruto appeared in front of them.
"Yeah! Dangerous," Naruto said, making a pose and illegible music sounds were made by him as he looked in the mirror, tuning to himself. Dancing, singing with his brush, feeling like it is a mic.
"Naruto?" Kakashi, who was acting till now asked in surprise. Hearing his name, Naruto turned to him and noticed the change of scenery around him.
"Kakashi-sensei?" He asked, perplexed.
"Naruto?" A familiar female voice called in surprise and he turned to the girl in question.
"Naruto, what is this?"
"I was on a break, preparing to bathe," Naruto answered honestly.
"But you are supposed to save us!" Sakura yelled in outrage.
"But guys, it was not in schedule!" Naruto argued.
"Fair." Pain agreed.
"Naruto-kun, I'll save you." A meek voice said from beside and Hinata walked towards Pain.
"Gentle Fist," she said, falling into her clan's taijutsu stance.
"Hinata, I don't think we should fight." Naruto suggested but Pain's gravity attack threw her away by then.
"There she goes." Kakashi sighed.
"I expected better than this, Naruto." Sakura sighed in disappointment.
"I am sorry guys." Naruto apologised.
"Should I, should I come later?" Pain asked, confused by the whole ordeal.
"Yes please. I need to bathe and get ready. Maybe apply some cream as it's very dusty here." Naruto listed and Pain nodded in understanding.
"You shall know Pain!" He said and flew into the air and flew off.
In A Tree
Outside Konoha
"What happened, Nagato?" Konan, a beautiful blue haired woman asked as she didn't see any progress.
"There are some internal communication issues." Nagato sighed and Konan nodded in understanding.
The End.
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