How Thicccccccc Butted Waddle Dee became so Thick

It was one afternoon in Cappy Town when the Waddle dee's heard King Dedede scream something from upstairs in his throne room. That's when Dirpy knew that something was wrong. Dirpy ran towards the waddles and told them that something was going on.

"WADDE HUDDLE!" Screamed Waddle Doo

"So what do we think is happening?" Dirpy said

"I don't know." Said another waddle

"Wait, he's coming! Get to your posts!" Said Waddle doo

They all ran to their posts as King Dede and Escargoon walked over to Dirpy.

"'See no mouth waddle dees can't eat cause there's no place to shovel in food.'" Dedede said

"'But sire, every living creature needs nourishment… Let's see if he eats this cookie!'" Said Escargoon

(Dirpy swallows cookie)

"'Ahh'"

"'Oh no way!'"

"'IT ABSORBED THE COOKIE!'"

"'Heyh how'd it do that?! It's munchen alright.'"

'"I wonder how it flosses?'"

'"That's weird.'"

Dirpy walked away. He was confused on why Dedede gave him a cookie but he wasn't complaining. That was a free cookie for him. As he went back into the castle the next day he saw that King Dedede and some of the Cappys were in a room talking. He got a bit worried. What were they talking about? But for the rest of the day everything seemed fine.

It was the next day and the waddle dee's were heading to the "cafeteria" but when they got their food they were mad. Their sandwiches were THIN! So thin that you could see through them! Dirpy was talking to his friends about this matter. And well. Dirpy could see that his friends were mad. Dirpy had to do something.

So he went to Waddle Doo and told him about our problem.

"WADDLE DOO!" Dirpy screamed

"Yes Dirpy?"

"The waddles are thinking about….. Revolting….."

"No!"

Waddle Doo then tried to gather up all the waddles but it already started. Dirpy got an idea… the worst idea. So he got to work. Meanwhile Waddle Doo had joined the revolt and the rest of the waddles were torturing Escargoon and Dedede upstairs.

Dirpy's plan was to 1. Lock up Kawasaki 2. Eat all the bread and meat. 3. Eat the rest of the thinwichs. But one thing was wrong. He felt heavier. The fat had gone to his behind. "Well it was too late." he told himself. His plan was done but. Dedede had ordered a monster. He was feeding the waddle dees. But they got bigger… Yet in the end they were fine but Dirpy was not. That was permanent. And there was nothing he could do. But he was a hero to all of the Waddle Dee kind.