() = in his words
General Information
Name: Axelrod Libide
Nicknames/Alises: Shateigashira, husband (my wives call me that), Axe, Boy/You (my enemies call me that), and Mr. Solarian (Earth name)
Died in: Born in Hell
Age: 20
Species: "Demon"
Sex: Thanks, but I need a condom and your consent first!
Gender: Non-binary (legit). Male (because in hell, "non-binary" doesn't exist)
Birthdate: 9/20/0
Height: 7'10"
Weight: 120 lbs
Alignment: That's a secret!
Sexuality: female, trans female, trans male, non-binary, intersex
Occupation: Formerly: various fast food employee jobs (do not ask), nightclub employee (do not ask), barista, pirate, stripper, drug dealer, playboy, arms dealer, bartender, snitch, office drone, gas station attendant (do not ask), waiter, sex store employee, Loo Loo World employee, Mint City teller (I'm not allowed to go back there anymore), model, Levitowne Megaplex employee (it's complicated), baker, mechanic, sales associate, and Beelzehaven's Buffetorium and Pizza Bar employee (i hated that job for reasons). Currently: Hazbin Hotel security guard/assistant.
Appearance
Body type: Skinny
Skin Color: White
Hair Style: Neat or Messy
Hair Color: Clear white
Hair Texture: Straight
Eye Color: Yellow (normal), Blood Red (demonic)
Eye Shape: Round
Mouth Shape: Normal
Teeth: Sharp
Body Modifications: Tattoos around chest, back and shoulders
Clothing
Casual: Whatever t-shirt w/logos is considered fashionable, black leather pants, black boots w/spikes, AR-15, obsidian katana, wedding rings
Formal: T-shirt w/logos, tuxedo with 24k diamonds, brushed gold pants, oxford wingtips, 800,000 soul bills, double barreled shotgun, platinum bowler
Work: white shirt, blue vest, black slacks, bulletproof vest, fashionable running sneakers, guns bag (Desert Eagle, M-16, Tavor TAR21, rocket launcher, silver flintlock, FN P90, Tommy gun, Striker shotgun, sticky bombs, tear gas, and enough bullets to kill a large crime syndicate)
Sleep: White t-shirt, unides, and gold slippers
Personality
Good Traits:
He's patient. Despite living in an inhospitable environment, Axelrod manages to maintain his sanity from the amount of stress
Faithful husband. He wants to be the best husband even if his wives want to kill each other.
Professional to a T. No matter what job it is, Axelrod will do his job 1000%!
Bad Traits:
He's horny. Despite being in Hell, Axelrod has a libido that even Asmodeus can't measure. He'll even hump your wife when you're not looking. He mastrubates, rampantly. He once masturbated a portrait of Lilith in a party hosted by Lucifer. In his defense, Lilith's self-portrait had the words "Masturbate me!" all over it and now Lucifer Morningstar wants his head for this.
He's naive. Always falls into traps without thinking things out. Always getting held hostage for reasons. Does not understand the concept of "NO". Treats the world around him like a GTA game. His response: This is Hell, right?
He's got a secret past. Axelrod has made numerous enemies from Hell's rulers, Goetian rulers, Heaven's army, The Order of the Fallen Church, 11th-13th Century crusaders, Maxaltine District, several yakuza, several cartels, Der Uberzentch, hellborns, Greed ring, Gabbriella (Lira is her real name), The Philippines (it's a long story), Vivienne Medrano (she is the reason foot fetishism is revolting), etc.
Likes
His wives/finding another wife
Mandrez (he's my confidant)
Video games
Manga/anime
Clubbing (banned in certain clubs but who cares)
Movies (especially anime films)
Sex
Eating (My wives are wonderful cooks)
His lifestyle
His job
Dislikes
Being called a weeaboo (I WILL BUSTER CALL YOU)
Mikus (pronounced my+cuss, not me+coos)
St. Michael
Ronove (he's ANNOYING)
Gabbriella (I resent everything about her)
Angel Dust (he reminds me of Asmodeus. shudder)
Sir Pentious (He's bad at his job! He also keeps flirting with 2 of my wives.)
Favorite foods: ramen (naruto ramen, not that instant crap), sushi, tacos (carne asada, carnitas, suadero, al pastor, birria, barbacoa, tongue, and cochinita pibil), paella (valenciana, mariscos, etc.), pho (real not instant), hotdogs, pastrami, corned beef, BBQ, bacon, pork chops, T-bone, NY strip, ribeye, filet mignon, prime rib, fried chicken (white meat only) and waffles, burgers (I tried that plant based stuff and feel like humans are getting even more stupid that I imagined. Not the patty, the fact it took them 60 years to suggest making burgers out of vegetables), biscuits with hornet honey, breast milk, taiyaki, takoyaki, donuts, halal, challah, CANDY, COOKIES, CAKES, PIES (sweet not savory), ICE CREAM, bouillabaisse, ceviche, oysters, bone marrow, salmon, fries, and peanut butter
Favorite drink(s): Luci Cola (Hell's version of Coca-Cola), whatever liquor there is, ice cold filtered tap water (my bathroom and hot tub uses that water too, for luxurious reasons), and coffee (light and medium by day, dark by afternoon).
His hated foods: offal (liver, heart, lungs, tendons, kidney, brain), tripe (some idiot fed me this raw as a joke, my 5th wife since punished him by upside down hanging and bleeding him dry), giblets (another fed me this as a joke, saying it's gum or chicle, my 3rd wife punished him to death by firing squad), rabbit, seaweed salad (ate once in a restaurant, vomited, and the owner was turned into a pot roast), fish sauce (perhaps this will get Ronove away from me), mint chip, pistachio ice cream, strawberry ice cream (too much frozen fruit), gluten free food (I will find the inventor and eat them personally), and bad pizza, preferably from the Greed (no cheese, no sauce, and just raw/burnt bread) and Gluttony (TOO GREASY) rings.
Hated drink(s):Clamato (reminds me of human blood), skim milk, turkish coffee, rompope (I don't really hate it but Aritzia is insistent that I become violent from drinking that stuff), horchata, absinthe (bad memories),
Dreams: Live a normal life with a lot of kids he hopes to create with his harem. Help Charlie's dream succeed.
He's a fighter but has to hide in his luxury penthouse during every cleanse due to "reasons". He also has 2 powers:
A bright light he unleashes out his chest that can kill any demon/imp/hellborn/sinner in contact
A monstrous form that Axelrod wishes not to talk about. Think MMBN 3 Alpha but with demon features.
Weakness: None physically. Emotionally and
Weapon of choice: AR-15, M-16 w/grenade launcher, Striker shotgun, and obsidian katanas
Stats: From 1-10
Heath: 10
Physical Strength: 5
Agility: 8
Speed: 9
Luck: over 9000
Work Ethic: over 9000
Wisdom: 8
Relationships
Kuko: Nekomata (cat demon), Japanese, Hellborn
1st wife
I met her in a yakuza strip club and she was the first to pole dance at my table. I gave her a kimono I made in exchange for her hand in marriage. After that, the Red Handed Sumo gang fell apart. Serious and stoic, she is the Oyabun of the Shuriken Cat Yakuza who rules with an iron claw. Promoted me to Shateigashira since I get kidnapped a lot.
Sune: Kitsune (fox demon), Korean/Japanese, Hellborn
2nd wife
I met her while trying to find manga in the Pride ring. A freelance assassin, willing to kill for the highest bidder, she was hesitant with my advances. Everytime I run into her for a kiss, she vanishes. Now she's the wakagashira of the Shuriken Cat Yakuza who tends to excoriate fellow underlings for their failures. A tsundere, she loves me deeply even though I'm incredibly naive.
Selaña: Orochi (spider demon), Mexican, Hellborn
3rd wife
I met her while I was in a brothel in the Lust ring. I remember a lot of blood, broken limbs, some guy's spine and a very, very cold taco. She pointed a gun at my face, ready to shoot me and I gave her a lip kiss in the heat of the moment. Afterwards, I married her out of lustful passion. Now the Madrina of Los Sangre Saguaro Cartel, Selaña is a combination of sadism and Latino passion. She's massively in love me and will murder anybody who will seperate us. Even her own cartel members. Because her enemies tried to kidnap and/or kill me, I was promoted to 1st Lieutenant out of worry, angering several of her cartel members, even Mandres.
Jessica: Suzumebachi (hornet demon), Southern USA, Hellborn
4th wide
I met this sexy queen when I was in a nightclub at the Envy ring. Dancing to whatever music was on, she and I swayed in unison when "Talk To Me" by Cosmo's Midnight was on. A member of some upper class family that veers next to the Leviathan family, Jessica is the literal WASP, except Protestant is replaced with Pollinator. Her family hates my guts because I "stole" Jess but she insists they hate everybody that isn't a WASP. Although reluctant to be part of my harem, Jessica knows that it's impossible to talk me out of it, agreeing that in exchange for being in the harem she gets to judge newcomers, along with Sune and Selaña, and that the harem must be composed of women who aren't "beautifuller" that her but no uggos.
Aritzia: Sasori (scorpion demon), Spainiard, Sinner
5th wife
Originally a member of the Fallen Church, I was the target for most of her army group until I confronted and defeated them in a guns only fight. She begged for forgiveness and I agreed to spare her in exchange for marriage. Since then I've been the target of numerous glomps from her. Passionate and alluring, Aritzia uses her charms to lure enemies into her path and drain them of their essences. Despite her position as 2nd Madrina of Los Sangre Saguaro Cartel, she and Selaña DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER due to national differences and agreed on a "fragile" truce for my sake.
Fun facts
He stole one of Mammon's Black cards to live the lavish lifestyle he's enjoying.
His favorite anime are Kill la Kill, Bleach, Soul Eater, Demon Slayer, Highschool DXD, and Monster Musume
He's fine with he/him pronouns. (Just because I'm nonbinary does not mean labels hurt my feelings)
Lucifer, Asmodeus, Belphegor, Eligos, Orobas, Bael and others want my severed head.
His only friends consist of: Vassago, Ronove (begrudgingly), Barbatos (i think), Gremory, Mandres, Andras, Furcas, and the Concubine box.
He wishes humanity would stop believing the devil is responsible for bad things. It's technically your fault for even committing these things.
Please do not pick your nose! I learned something from Ronove and it grossed me out.
Political Correctness is actually invented in Hell as a joke. The fact that humanity hasn't put 2 and 2 together proves how much they're drooling monkeys.
Kim Kardashian will burn in Hell, unfortunately. Along with Khole, Kayne, and anyone who was in the Kardashian family.
Bernie Madoff, Charles Ponzi, and every robber baron are now pull string toys for Mammon's babies.