() = in his words
General Information
Name: Mikus
Nicknames/Alises: The Righteous Slayer of Demons
Died in: 5 years after the Protestant Reformation
Age: 35
Species: Archangel
Sex: No thanks! My body does not bathe in sin!
Gender: Male
Birthdate: Before the Protestant Reformation
Height: 8'5"
Weight: 240 lbs
Alignment: None
Sexuality: None
Occupation: Formerly: Bishop. Currently: Archangel, Mercenary.
Appearance
Body type: Skinny
Skin Color: Caucaisian
Hair Style: Neat
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Texture: Straight
Eye Color: Blue
Mouth Shape: Normal
Teeth: Normal
Clothing
Casual: Body armor created by the heavens themselves, a sword made of holy water (guns are for cavemen)
Personality
Good Traits
He's merciful. Despite it being viewed as a weakness by other angels, Mikus sees it as being a true human. (After all, wouldn't you want to be spared? Unless, you're irredeemable?)
He's faithful. In spite of recent events, he remains loyal to his religion: Roman Catholicism. (The true religion!)
He's adaptable. Even though the world has changed, for better or worse, Mikus finds certain things likable. See fun facts.
Bad Traits
He's arrogant. Like all denizens of Heaven, he views himself as almighty and those below as neanderthals. However, he views the Earth itself as inferior, believing the African race needs to be exterminated, Asians converted to Catholicism by force, and Millennials and those beyond re-educated in the art of manners.
He hates his employers. Finds them as simpletons who rely on machines rather than brute strength. When he lived and died, he worshiped God fervently. Now he sees God as inept in their job, entrusting cherubs to save their souls than outright punish them for their misdeeds.
In his eyes, those that don't follow certain values are seen as sinners. Those who worship God but not Jesus are sinners. Those who say they're trans women or trans men are sinners. Vegetarians are Satanists!
Dreams: Become God and remake Hell in my glorious image.
He's sneaky. He blatantly lies to Heaven's army about the "impending doomsday battle" Lucifer has planned with his 7 Rulers of Hell. The reality is Mikus wants to do something about Hell. Something unethical.
Likes
His religion
His status
Rap/Hip-hop
Killing sinners/demons/imps
His holy water sword
American biscuits
Dislikes
St. Michael
Lucifer
Humanity
Sinners
Protestants
Mormons
Jews
Muslims
Pop music
Michael Jackson
Hazbin Hotel's mission statement
Favorite food(s): Red meat, figs, mutton, pork, hotdogs w/ketchup and mustard, poultry, seafood, bacon, ice cream, fresh fruit, strawberry shortcake, devil's food cake, angel food cake, white and milk chocolate, artisanal bread, "American" biscuits w/jelly, margherita pizza, game meat, and spaghetti w/meat sauce!
Favorite drink(s): Mead, stout, Godly Holy Water, coffee, whole milk (for my bones), fruit juices (apple, orange, lemonade, limeade, grape, pineapple), and milkshakes (it gives me pleasure).
Hated food(s): Tofu, seitan, turkey bacon (THERE'S NO SUCH THING), vegetarian/vegan food, gluten free food, "American" biscuits and gravy*, couscous, and lentils!
* = biscuits are for jelly only, gravy is for my meat!
Hated drink(s): vodka (Russians are weirdos), sake (what civilized country would invent wine out of rice), tequila (bad memories), and wheatgrass (whoever invented this blasted crap deserves my fist up their butt!)
Stats: From 1-10
Heath: 10
Physical Strength: 10
Agility: 9
Speed: 9
Luck: 7
Work Ethic: 10
Wisdom: 9
How did he die?
One word: Protestants
Fun Facts
He enjoys rap music. He compares it to the hymns in the Bible. To Mikus, Snoop Dogg is like Amazing Grace. He also finds "This is America" by Childish Gambino "funny".
He hates Michael Jackson with a blood boiling fury. His reason: Why do people worship a child molestor? He also despises pop, calling it "repetitive trash".
He despises vegetarianism. Calls them the equivalent of Satanism. (God made Man first to rule over all animals under an iron rod. If God made Man to live off of plants, humanity would still live in caves)
He hates lentils because when he was a bishop, the monastery he worked at served nothing but lentils on a daily basis, even when Lent was over.
One of his favorite foods is American biscuits w/jelly. They're called American biscuits because biscuit means cookie in Europe.
He loves milk and dairy products because back in Europe the only individuals allowed to consume it were royalty.
He also loves meat. Same thing like milk.
There are some things that confuse Mikus. The following are: tacos, anime, and the Supreme brand.
When you die and end up in heaven, if you suddenly sound and act like a Canadian, that's why!
God does not listen to your prayers. They have idiots for that! So, if you pray to win the lottery jackpot and nothing happens, that's why! Also, God has an app on their mobile device that can see your life and a button to take your life away.
All Atheists will burn in Hell! Even God knows that! Also, Joseph Smith is not in heaven.
He hates Vivenne Medrano. He thinks she sold her soul for artistic expertise and glowing fame. He wants to slay her with his holy water sword and throw her corpse in a volcano.