"Guys guess what!"

Everyone turned to Janet.

"Janet"

a man piped up, the man held another in his arms in an effort to calm him

"Remember not to suddenly shout near Sam" Janet looked at the man curled up to the other apologetically

"Shit, I'm sorry Oliver"

Oliver shook his head

"Don't apologize to me, apologize to Sam".

Sam poked his head up and Oliver brushed Sam's blonde hair from his sunglasses.

"It's fine Ollie"

he said

"I just got startled was all".

Oliver pat his head, Janet once again apologized to Sam before she told everyone the exciting news.

"So everyone, you remember how I said Charlie and Carlton would be smooching up a storm?" The room unanimously agreed

"Well, when I went to the Fazcade"

The room unanimously waited in unanimous anticipation

"I found Charlie holding Carlton against a wall and they were practically making out".

The room murmured about the news, some didn't care much and continued as usual and some started to talk about how much they knew this would happen.

"Also, have we done afternoon rollcall"

the room fell silent

"Ha, typical".

She pulled a notepad and pen from her pocket and started calling names

"Oliver, yep. Sam, yep. Carlton, yep. Charlie, yep. Alex, yep. And me, yep"

she ticked on the list as she went along. She slid her items back into her pocket.

"So Janny"

a person stood up

"Yes, Alex?"

Janet grinned at them, Janet and Alex had formed a close relationship when they first met each other at the Pizzaplex and helped each other through huge problems in their lives.

"D'ya mind showing me what Charlie was doing to Carly?~"

they cooed to Janet. She just grinned and swooped Alex off their feet to bring them somewhere...private.

Sam laid his head back on Oliver's chest "Y'know, I never understood why those two almost always want each other sexually all the time?"

Sam asked him. Ollie shrugged

"I don't know dear, guess we never really saw people sexually at all"

Sam giggled softly

"I've never seen people at all"

he joked. The pair laughed at each other, just enjoying their time together.

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THE BREAK ROOM GANG!!!