The Primate King of DXD

Chapter 1

"You know there was a time I thought that the afterlife was nothing more than a fabrication to lessen or if not outright nullify the fear of the unknown once we mortals die". I said to myself while looking at a mirror inside my room. I sighed. "This is not the afterlife, but worse in a weird kind of way" I said.

'Here I am, got isekaid and stuck in a world filled with ridiculous dangers and let's not forget about the most important thing; the logic defying big ass bouncing boobies of many if not all females in this reality'. I thought to myself. Still looking at my mirror with a new appearance that I recognise and fully believed to be nothing more than fiction until now, long black very spiky hair, black irises and strange as it is a golden circular pupils. 'Damn I look better than my previous look' I thought while at the same time having a sort of midlife crisis kind of feeling. I shake my head left and right fast trying to calm down at same feeling giddy about my new look which was weird even for me. Thinking getting a fresh air I might calm down so opening my window, looking down what I saw whether it was either a coincidence or fate messing with me, are 2 females walking down the road with flowing luxurious hairs of red and black. I don't know why but I kinda panic the moment I saw those two and put my hand to cover my mouth and drop down to not get spotted. Oh yeah, I'm still panicking here.

I sat down on my bed and laid down on my back against the soft mattress to finally get that feeling of being relax in order to think about how I got into this situation, as well as my current kind a weird situation.

At least it wasn't truck-kun, car-chan, motorbike-sempai, highspeed bicycle-san, airplane crashing-dono, helicopter-sensei and my personal favourite Apocalypse-Onii sama that did me in.

1 hour ago

I am just your average everyday kind of background character guy who has short length black hair, dark brown eyes, slightly tanned skin, likes anime and manga (filthy casual), still living with my parents despite being 27 taking care of my psychological problematic younger brother who is the same age as I am. Oh yeah, I am called George Reyes an Asian who is living in the western world of capitalism. Hehe.

'Time to get that milk for my healthy drink for this week' I thought to myself while walking to the store and listening to my songs on my music player. While I was walking, I'm imagining myself to be badass and kicking so much butt against foes in an anime fantasy world, come on surely, I'm not the only one who imagine themselves in another world being a 'gary tsu' most of the time. Humming to my favourite song on repeat (hey I like to listen to what I like more than once) lost it my imaginary world, walking towards the stop light to cross the road finally heading home carrying in both my hands the milk and some snack I bought.

I snap out of my imaginary world because I felt weird like something is off about me, I can't exactly describe and I look around to see the street I'm on and nothing but houses and people doing their everyday routine to maybe explain why I'm feeling like this, I decided to ignore it and just head home. I shrug and think 'heh maybe it's nothing, weird I think I was doing something, but I can't exactly remember what it was'. Humming my favourite song loudly all the while walking towards my house with my hands intertwined behind my head with a care in the world.

I could see my house getting closer and I was feeling excited to finally go to my room, put on my earphones and read the new chapter of the only webtoon I read and really really like 'God of Highschool'. Mori finally obtained Enlightenment and became the true supreme god and is about to kick Mubongs false god ass, 'oh man I can't wait' I excitedly thought. I also been thinking about maybe I could watch Highschool DXD again, it was pretty good, but I can't help but think that many fanfic stories I read about it was much better. I don't know maybe that's just me.

My left hand of in my pocket and my right is going to the door handle to open it, but lost in my excitement and the anticipated smile stuck on my face I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings I haven't yet realise that I was trying to open the door to my house for a couple of minutes now, and strangely I couldn't open the door no matter how easy it suppose to be by turning the handle. I snap out if it from feeling of annoyance of not getting inside the house already and look at my hand going to turn the door handle, but something happened when my hand reaches the doorknob. My face has gone pale, jaw went so far downhill, eyes are like the biggest dinner plates and one of them is twitching and body frozen still like a perfect statue in front of a rich house.

I screamed at the top of lungs," WHAT THE HELL?!".

To be continued

Author notes

This is my very first story after a long years of reading fanfics and finally I have the confidence to write them myself and sharing it with you all, I hope you guys liked it. I put a sense of mystery on my first chapter to grab the audience attention and make them expect more, I hope it worked. I truly hope the ending was a cliff-hanger worthy. Tell me if there's any grammar mistakes and I'll try to fix them on the next chapter I write. Thank you for your time reading my first story.

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