Out of the strange situations that she had been in, this had to be the strangest…Maybe.

The brunette Master was currently sitting on a bench in a distorted version of 1999's Shinjuku with Saber Alter and Jeanne Alter, who were both currently arguing with each other which in itself wasn't strange. What was strange was that both parties were males.

'I get Arthur being male since he's the evil version of King Arthur from a parallel world but Jeanne…' Linette eyed the angry Avenger. She just shook her head. There was no way to explain why Jeanne Alter was suddenly a male and Linette didn't want to come up with one. 'This Pseudo-singularity has been so crazy. First, I was falling from the sky then that strange Archer save from, then we were attacked by that monstrous Rider and now I'm separated from Archer, communication with Chaldea had been lost stuck with these two idiots,' She thought.

"Listen here you Ice Bitch Queen!" Jeanne yelled at the other servant.

"So, you're going to keep calling me that even though I'm not a woman nor have I never been," Arthur stated. "I knew you were some country bumpkins but I didn't think you were this stupid," He mocked.

"You bastard!" Jeanne screamed.

Jeanne pulled his weapons out so did Arthur, ready to defend himself from the angry Avenger.

"Enough!" Linette yelled at the arguing servants. "Will the two of you stop acting like fucking children! I have a job that needs doing and I need all the servants that I can get my hands on I would appreciate it if the two of you didn't kill each other," She demanded them.

Both Alter pulled their faces at their Master's demand but they reluctantly put their weapons away and then tsked.

"Thank you," Linette sweetly smiled at them. "Now that's over," She mumbled to herself as walked over to her sulking servants. "We better head back to the Roost. Hopefully Archer alrea-"

Linette was cut off by the ringing howl of the Rider of Shinjuku.

"Shit!" Jeanne cursed.

"They close," Arthur said.

As on cue Rider landed in front of them. Linette's servants jumped in front of their Master with their weapons drawn, ready to defend her.

"Jeanne, use your flames to prevent Rider from coming any closer!" Linette ordered the Avenger. "Arthur, I want you to use Excalibur Morgan to destroy the building signs, hopefully, they will fall on them trapping them trapping them for enough time for u to get away," She commanded the Saber.

"You better start running then, Master," Arthur told her.

"Will do," She replied as changed her stance to be ready to run away.

As Jeanne's dark flames consumed the street in front, Linette ran in the opposite direction of the battle.

She had only run a couple of meters when she hear the sound of crashing behind her then followed by angry howls. The next thing that happened was that Jeanne was behind her, he picked up Linette and ran into a nearby lobby. Arthur was right behind.

"What happened?" Linette asked as Jeanne her back down.

"That mutt managed to dodge each one of the falling signs," Jeanne told her.

Before she ask any further questions, a growl came from the lobby's entrance. All heads snapped towards that direction to see the monstrous servant trying to enter the lobby but due to its size, it couldn't.

"Shit!" Both servants cursed.

Jeanne pushed Linette into a narrow hallway. Linette ran down the hall until she came across a set of stairs leading up. She dashed up the set of stairs for a couple of flight then stopped on one of the floors and chose a random room.

Linette stayed by the door as she tried to catch her breath whilst her servants investigated the room.

Once she had caught her breath, Linette left the genkan into the main room. When she entered the room she immediately stopped.

The room was on large size. The red wallpaper was about fifty years out off date and carpet had seen better days. The bed was super king-size which was bit strange for Japanese hotel room. The beds were also red and looked like there needed to be change. Two arm chair either side small round table.

'Oh god!' She realized. 'We're in a Love Hotel,' She thought as tried to keep herself from blushing.

But that failed when Jeanne held up the room's complementary Hitachi wand.

"What the hell is this?" He asked.

Linette turned red as Arthur raise an eyebrow at the device.

"I have not the slightest idea but judging by Master's face, it's something embarrassing," Arthur concluded.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," Linette lied (badly) as she turned her head away from the situation unfolding in front of her.

A smirk appeared across Arthur's lips as his Master announced that she needed to use the toilet. Of course, Arthur know that she just trying to escape from the situation presenting itself. He grabbed Linette's arm before she could runway and dragged her close to his body, purposefully placing his hand on her hip so he could force her ass to grind against his crotch.

"Is there something wrong, Master?" He softly asked into Linette's ear but loud enough for Arthur to hear. "What's making you all flustered? Is it something to do with that device in Jeanne's hand?" He continued to question her.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, Arthur," Linette stuttered as she felt him graining against her ass.

"Are you sure?" He asked with smugness laced through his question. "I wonder if it's got anything to do with this place being a Love Hotel?" He smirked.

Arthur's statement caused Linette to squeak and blushed the brightest she could; while Arthur stood there with the wand still in hand, utterly confused.

"A Love Hotel...?" Jeanne echoed, never hearing that term before.

"It's a place where couples come to fuck," Arthur crudely told Arthur. "And that device you've been holding this whole time is as a sex toy," He smirked.

The reaction from Jeanne was one of innocent virgin, stuttering and blushing along with dropping the wand.

Arthur grinned at the other servant's reaction.

"Just like the virgin you are," He commented.

Jeanne was taken back by Arthur's comment so the redness on his face changed from one of embarrassment to one of anger.

"Who the fuck are you calling a virgin!?" He screamed.

In a moment of clarity, Linette replied, "Well, Jeanne d'Arc Alter... Male version..." She paused temporarily to process that she had said the weird part out loud. "And she a virgin so it makes sense that you a virgin,"

Of course, Jeanne was furious at her (correct) conclusion about his virginity and began to scream at both Arthur and Linette.

"Hey Master, why don't-"

"No," Linette interrupted Arthur as she knew what he was going to suggest.

But the servant didn't this Master's refusal to heart as he throw her at Jeanne, who managed to catch her. Only to be thrown on the bed with Linette in his arms. Jeanne panicked when he saw Arthur standing over them. He tried to escape by shuffling up to bed but his back met the headboard. He continued to panic as he watched Arthur straddle his legs. Arthur took back Linette into his arms.

"What hell are you doing!?" Jeanne demanded nervously.

"We're going to help with your virgin problem since looks like it bothers you so much," Arthur smirked down at the helpless servant beneath him. "But before you can touch Master let me warm her up," He smugly told Jeanne.

"Arthur I said-" Linette went to tell the servant off but he cut her off with a kiss.

She tried to fight off Arthur but with his A+ strength, Arthur easily overpower her. Arthur forced her hands behind her back as he grabbed her long ponytail so he force her to kiss him deeper. Then he forced his tongue into her mouth.

When Arthur pulled away it was with a smirk plastered on his lips.

"I'm surprised that you didn't bite my tongue off, Linette," He said.

Arthur then tore off Linette's suit jacket and dress shirt. He then use her shirt to tried her arms behind her back so she couldn't fight back.

With his hands now free Arthur use them to explore Linette bra cladded chest. He began to softly massage her breasts, pinching her nipples through her bra. Linette tried her best to hold her moans in but Satler moved one of his legs in between her, the pleasure became too much for her and one of her moans slipped pass her lips.

"Beginning to enjoy yourself, Master?" Arthur whispered into her ear. He licked the shell of Linette's ear as she moaned again. "If I'm getting such a reaction out of you now, I wonder what would happen if I do this?" He mumbled.

Arthur suddenly pulled down the cups of Linette's bra and pinched and twisted her nipples. Linette responded by releasing a louder moan. Arthur place a kiss behind her ear he then trailed them down her neck where he stopped to suck on the skin above her racing pulse.

Soon one of his hands trailed down her stomach to her trousers. His hand easily slipped into her trousers then her panties. He pulled both articles of clothing down to her knees. Arthur's fingers caress Linette's inner thigh as he made his way to her core. Using his index finger Arthur trance his Master's outer lips until she started to whine and fidget. Only then did Arthur start to lightly tease her clit. He teased her until her moans indicated that she was close to cumming. Linette whined when Arthur pulled away. He waited for a moment before plunging two fingers into the soaking cunt. He ruthless trusted his fingers until she came.

"Arthur!" Linette screamed as she cum.

When she had finished cumming, Arthur just allowed Linette to fall forward onto Jeanne's chest, who this whole time was watching them unable to move and unable to move and unable to tear his eyes away from the scene unfolding in front of him.

As their Master recovered from her high, Arthur stripped himself of his hoodie and shirt. He unfasten his belt and pulled out his hard cock, oozing with pre-cum.

He pulled Linette back up by her arms. When her back was touching his chest again, Arthur removed her shirt that he had bonded her with as his Master was more willing now to give him a helping hand.

Linette whined as she felt Arthur's cock slide between her folds and nudge her clit.

"For someone who didn't want to join at first, now you're begging for my cock," Arthur teased, rubbing extra slow between her folds.

"Shut up," Linette embarrass told him as she shamelessly grinded against his cock.

"Oh?" Arthur tilted his head at her words. "Don't you like it when I point out how much of a little slut you are Master?" He continued to tease her as his dick got covered in Linette's juices.

"S-Shut-" Linette started to say but was interrupted by a moan from her own throat. "Just the fuck shut up and put your fucking cock in me!" She demanded.

A smirk spread across Arthur's lips at her lustful demand.

"If that's what you desire, Master," He smirked.

Arthur trusted into her, earning him a surprised moan from Linette. He growled as he sank into his Master's inviting warmth.

He then grabbed Linette's arms as she fell forward. With this angle he was able to brutally thrust into her repeatedly, earning him even more sweet moans from the brunette.

Arthur's eyes flicked over to the neglected member of the party.

Jeanne had not moved in sweat, his golden eyes were wide and his pupils were dilated, his hands were clutching the bedsheets under him and there was an obvious bulge in his skinny jeans.

"Look at that, Linette," Arthur nodded his head towards Jeanne. "Looks like someone having a bit of trouble. Maybe you should give him hand," He instructed.

With a hand on her hip to make sure didn't slip out when he pushed Linette down. Her face nearly collided with Jeanne's crotch but Linette managed to stop herself in time.

"What the fuck did you think you are doing!?" Jeanne shouted at the other servant, who ignore him to continue to fuck their Master.

"I-It's okay, Jeanne," Linette moaned.

Arthur looked down at the woman laying her head on his thigh. His heart nearly jumped out of his throat as he watched Linette fumble with his belt. He tried to stop Linette from continuing but he stopped when he saw her blue eyes brimming with lust and determined looking up at him.

"It's okay, Jeanne," She repeated. She also gave him a sweet smile as her shaky hands undid his belt. "I promised to do my best but I'm sorry if no good, I'm still not used to giving blowjobs," She apologized.

"N-No," He stuttered. "You shouldn't be apologizing Master i-it's that bastard's fault for forcing you to do this," He told her.

Arthur sniggered at Jeanne as Linette pulled his underwear down, releasing his raging erection. The blush that was already present on his face deepened when his erection sprang forward. Unlike her servant, Linette wasn't embarrassed by his erect cock but was lustfully staring at it.

Linette placed a kiss on the base of Jeanne's cock.

"Like I told up twice before," She remained him again.

Before Jeanne could reply, Linette, licked her way from the bottom of his cock to the tip, where she placed a kiss on the tip then she took the whole head into her mouth and began to softly suck on it.

"Putain!" Jeanne slipped back into his native tongue at the pleasure of just having the head of cock sucked.

"Looked at you," Arthur interrupted Jeanne's thought. "Nearly cumming at just having the head sucked," He mocked.

"Will you shut the fuck up!" Jeanne shouted his demand.

Whilst the two servants were arguing their Master tried to take more of her Avenger's cock into her mouth but due to the Servant's harsh movement as he argued. It was due to his arguing and her inexperience Linette began to gag.

"Hey!" Jeanne yelped when he felt Linette choking. He forced her off of his cock so she could breathe. "Don't force yourself, idiot! You said yourself that you're no good at blowjob so why to force yourself," He told her off.

Arthur lent down to rub Linette's throat to ease her coughing.

"I have to agree with Jeanne, we don't want you- Humanity's Last Master- to die because she choked to death on a virgin's dick,"

"Arthur, will you shut the fuck up," Linette told him.

Arthur smirked at her as he returned to his former position and continued to fuck his Master.

Linette let out another moan as Arthur restarted his thrusting again, this time hitting her G-spot. Linette tried her best to hold back her own pleasure as retook Jeanne's cock into her mouth but this time she was more careful not to gag as she took him into her throat.

As she slowly took more of Jeanne's cock into her mouth as Arthur brutally fucked her G-spot. Her moans were muffled by the cock in her mouth ad those moans vibrations against causing more pleasure as she sucked him.

"Jèsus," Jeanne cursed.

He watched lustfully as Linette began to bob her head. And with the combination of vibrations from her muffled moans, he was already close to cumming.

"Master," He moaned. "I'm nearly there, Master," He told her, fisting her hair.

Linette hummed. She could feel him pulsing underneath her tongue but he wasn't the only one close. The continuous brutal thrusts on her G-spot had done their job and she was nearly at her climax.

"Linette!" Jeanne screamed as he cum, clutching her hair as he did.

His cum fill her mouth so much that some of it spilt from the side of her mouth. Though after the shock wore off Linette swallowed all of the cum in her mouth. Once all the cum had been swallowed she slipped Jeanne's softening cock of out her mouth, licking up any cum left behind. And a few more thrusts from Arthur and Linette was pushed over the edge. Linette came screaming Arthur's name as she clung to Jeanne's jeans.

Even with his Master clamping around his cock Arthur continued to brutally fuck her through her orgasm and well past it.

Arthur pulled Linette back up to his chest as he fucked her into her second orgasm.

"You're really enjoying yourself now," Arthur smirked when he saw Linette's ecstasy-filled face. "A right slut, especially when you swallowed all of Jeanne's cum, well most of it," He said.

Jeanne let a sound of disgust at the site of another man eating his cum.

"Something wrong, Jeanne?" Arthur asked with a knowing smirk when he parted from the kiss with Linette.

"I knew you were mess up but didn't realise you were that deprave as well," Jeanne spat.

"Not as depraved as you, who got hard from watching two people fuck," Arthur shoot back.

Jeanne stutter and fumbled over his words as he tried to come up with a comeback.

"Will the two... of you ever shut- the fuck up," Linette panted, she was close to cumming again.

"Nearly there again?" Arthur teased her which earnt him an annoyed whine.

He could feel her walls tightening around him as he talked. He could also feel himself getting close to cumming as well.

"That's good," He whispered. "You're squeezing my cock good, like the little slut you are. Squeeze my cock for all of my seeds," He dirtily whispered.

Linette moaned at Arthur's dirty talk as she felt herself moving even closer to her orgasm.

It was Arthur that came first. He gripped one of her hips in one hand, burying his nails into the flesh of her hip as he buried his cock to the hilt inside of her, releasing all of his seeds deep inside of Linette. As he buried himself inside of his Master, his other hand went to her clit to help her push over the edge, which they didn't have to wait long for. Linette came screaming Arthur's name again.

When Arthur stopped cumming, he sat down bring Linette with him. She protested to the sudden movement as she was still sensitive from her previous orgasm Once they were properly seated, Arthur arranged Linette so she was sitting between his legs with her own legs apart to give Jeanne a good view only then did Arthur pull out of Linette, allowing his cum to flow out her.

Linette turned her head away from the scene unfolding between her legs and even tried to close them but Arthur wouldn't allow that.

"Ah-Ah ah," Arthur warned her. He took a hold of her closing legs and spread them open again, wider this time. "Let's show Jeanne how much of a slut you are," He sultry demanded.

Linette kept her head turned away and closed her eyes in shame and mortified at what Arthur was making her do.

Jeanne for his part looked at the scene in front of him with disgust.

"Why the hell would I want to see your semen coming out of Master for!?" He angrily asked.

"I don't know," Arthur said. "Some men like seeing other men's cum coming out of their women," He explained then an evil grin appeared on his face. "Like this one in front of me," He grinned.

Arthur shoved his foot forward which contacted with Jeanne's semi-hard cock.

Jeanne yelped when Arthur's foot contacted with his cock but he quickly twated Arthur's foot away.

"If really hate seeing my seed coming out of Master that much, why don't you replace it with your own?" Arthur suggested. "Or is that too much for our little virgin," He mocked Jeanne.

"Fuck you!" Jeanne snarled.

He lunged forward trying to take hold of Linette but Arthur's hold of her was stronger.

"Ah-Ah," Arthur playful warned. "Master isn't going anywhere. I've got to make sure you satisfy Master right,"

Jeanne growled at the other Servant before telling him: "I'm not having you hovering above me when I'm losing my virginity,"

"Arthur," Their Master interrupted them. "Please allow this," She commanded. "You wouldn't allow anyone to hover over yourself whilst you're having sex," She added. "I'm sure you can still guide Jeanne from the sidelines,"

Arthur grumble at his Master's command but reluctantly release Linette, shoving her into Jeanne's arms as he left the bed. Arthur sulked off to the other side of the room near the window where he pulled his cigarettes to smoke.

Jeanne cursed at Arthur's behaviour but his cursing was stopped when he felt Linette's arms around his neck.

"Just ignore him, Jeanne," She whispered to him.

Linette then pressed her lips against his. Jeanne froze. He had never been kissed before, of course. To help him calm his nerves, Linette moved her hands to Jeanne's platinum locks. She softly scratched his scalp. This clammed him down as Linette was able to deepen the kiss between them.

Jeanne was the first one to apart from the kiss, his cheeks were painted crimson and his breathing was heavy.

"You must be hot in that?" She whispered to him as took a hold of his jacket.

Once he had been stripped, Linette sat in his lap with his cock between her folds. She kissed him again when she wrapped her arms around his neck but this time her partner didn't freeze up. She was even able to push her tongue into his mouth.

"Linette," He mumbled when he pulled away.

Jeanne had strange look in his eyes when he pulled away from his Master. Linette then felt a hand on her forearm then the next thing she knew she was looking up at him.

It seemed that Jeanne wanted to take the lead now.

He kissed Linette. His kiss was sloppy so their teeth did knock together. His right hand shyly moved to her breast, where it slowly groped the mound of flesh getting used to the feeling of her breast. He then gradually began to massage her breast just following what he saw Arthur doing to her earlier. He did pinch her nipple a little bit too much when he moved to play with it apart from that Jeanne's hands were gentle and pleasurable.

"Jeanne," Linette moaned.

She was getting a little impatient and wanted Jeanne's cock in her. She wrapped her legs around his hips, pulling him closer to her core.

"Jeanne," She pleaded. "Please, I want you inside of me," She begged him.

Jeanne gulped at her request. This was the moment, the reason why they started this whole thing. He took a deep breath before shifting his hips. He moved them slightly forward so his tip was touching her drenched outer lips. He pushed further into her slowly drawing closer to her opening until his tip entered her.

"Jèsus!" Jeanne cursed as he finally entered Linette. 'This is what it feels like to lay with a woman,' He thought as he sacked further into Linette.

Jeanne stayed still for a moment when fully entered, enjoying the feeling, the tightest and the warmth of Linette's cunt.

Once he got used to the feeling of being inside of someone he started to move.

He clutched the bedsheets beside Linette's head as he started to thrust.

Linette moaned softly as her partner built up speed.

Compared to Arthur, Jeanne's thrusts were sloppy and lack the confidence that the taint King of Knight had. Or that brutal power (which made Linette happy that it wouldn't be too painful after their finished (whenever that was).

Jeanne thrusts started to hasten, chasing his own high ignoring Linette's pleasure.

It wasn't long until Jeanne felt an unfamiliar tightness in his balls that grew until it was unbearable. He instinctively buried himself into his Master as far as he could before releasing his seeds inside of Linette.

"Linette!" Jeanne shameless moaned.

He wrapped his arms around his Master and buried his head into her neck as he cum.

Little let out a disgruntled moan as she felt Arthur's cum enter her, along with knowing she wouldn't be cumming herself (well, not from Jeanne).

As they caught their breath, Master and Servant heard the sound of tsking coming from the direction that Arthur sulked off in.

Both of them turned to see said Servant sitting down in an armchair, still smoking and hard again.

"I told you so," He mocked Linette.

"Shut up," She spat at him.

"So, you did cum?" He asked, knowing that she hadn't cum and wasn't even close to.

Linette closed her eyes together her strength to stop this game.

"Enough Arthur!" She told him. "I've done what you wanted to do so let's return to the Roost," She ordered.

Arthur studied his Master for a moment before taking one last drag of his cigarette then he stubbed it out in the ashtray nearby. He then strode towards Linette and Arthur, who by now were both sitting up on the bed.

"That's not a good idea?" Linette questioned him.

"Rider of Shinjuku is lurking outside the love hotel," Arthur stated. "Since we're going be here for a while, why don't we teach that useless Frenchman how to make a woman cum?" He evilly smiled.

"Oi!" Jeanne interjected. "Who are you calling useless!?" He demanded.

"The man how couldn't make Master cum," He repeated. "So if I was you, I would shut up and take some notes," He instructed Arthur.

Arthur's blatant instruction caused Jeanne to become a flustered and was unable to come up with a comeback.

Arthur turned his attention back to his Master. He grabbed her arm and dragged her in front of him.

"Why don't you start with giving me a blowjob," he devilish demanded, pushing his erection into her face.

Linette battled with herself for a moment before she reluctantly opened her mouth and took Arthur's cock into it.

"You're alive!" Archer exclaimed when he saw his Master, Saber Alter and Jeanne Alter enter the Roost. "I was beginning to worry that something had been to the three of you when we were separate- What's wrong with Master?" Archer asked when he noticed that Arthur was giving her a piggyback ride and it look like she was asleep or had she passed out due to what had happened to her when they were separated.

"We... had some trouble with the Rider of Shinjuku," Jeanne reluctantly told Archer.

The older Servant raised a silver eyebrow at the Avenger's tone but chose not to make a comment, not wanting to deal with the Servant's angry outburst due to the comment the would have made.

"You can set Master down on my couch," Arthur told Arthur.

"I was going to put her there no matter what you said," Jeanne bit back as he laid Linette pm the beaten-up, stained couch.

"Oh, you were?" Arthur said.

"Yeah,"

The dark servant began to bicker with each other as Archer sat down next to their sleeping Master. He throw his cloak over her to keep her warm whilst she slept. He also took this moment to lift the collar of her shirt to see the distinctive bruises of the hickeys that had started to appear on her neck.

Archer sighed at the site before dropping her collar.

"What horrible boys," He muttered. "Using your body in such a disgusting way then just dumping you once they finished with you. Truly barbaric," Archer added. "I'll show how a true gentleman treats a young lady," He told a sleeping Linette, stroking her hair as she slept.