Hey, Nelson. Oh, it's you again. I'm not gonna hurt you this time because I need help giving up my bullying ways and turning my life around. I heard you decided to stop sinning against God, so you're the only one that can help me.
Okay, let's go to my house and free you of your sins.
Here is something you need to know: if you don't repent of your sins to him, you won't go to Heaven. And if you don't go to Heaven, don't blame Jesus.
Oh, Heavenly Father, I pray unto you that this dude shall repent all of the sins that he has committed against you. I pray that he shall also be washed away of his sins and he shall be saved by your grace. In the name of the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Wow. I feel so blessed. How did you do that?
I heard there are three steps to preaching: the first step is your life before meeting Christ, the second step is your life while meeting Christ and the third step is your life after meeting Christ. I know that before meeting Christ, I played not so good tricks and pranks on different people. Then, I decided to turn to Jesus Christ to help me turn my life around, and now the days of me being a bad person are gone for good. Same here, because prior to me being free by his grace, I was a big bully.
