Logan: No but could you please eat like a caveman over there at the counter? You're getting crumbs all over the couch

James: I'm too comfortable to move

Logan: Oh good grief then get a napkin lazy bones

James: Fine *Gets up, goes to the kitchen to get a paper towel then returns to the couch*

*Logan continues his game and James cringes every time there's a blast or zap on the screen*

James: Watch out for the lightning bolt!

Logan:(annoyed) James! *Groans when his character is terminated*

Ugh! Look what you made me do!

James: Sorry

*A message in the chat box in the corner pops up and says: Dude what are you doing? What happened?

*Logan types back* My friend distracted me. I'll use the regeneration spell

James: Who are you talking to?

Logan: Some kids at the Palm Woods play this game and I'm connected to them online

James: Cool

Logan: You should go play with Carlos and Katie

Katie: We're playing a two player game

Logan: Fine. Well then you can go to the gym

Carlos: It's closed for maintenance

Logan: Is the pool open?

James: Mr. Bitters closed it cuz he saw some dead bugs floating around and wants the exterminator to take care of the problem and by exterminator I mean Buddha Bob cuz he's cheaper to pay

Logan: Ok, well do you have to watch me? Where's Kendall?

James: He's in your guys bedroom watching hockey videos and yeah I would really like to continue watching you play please

Logan:(sighs) Fine