002: A Jinchuriki
Naruto Uzumaki, a shinobi from the hidden village of the leaf, was a jinchuriki. What is a jinchuriki you might ask? Not important. You heard him, it's not important. What was important however was the discussion he was having with Shizuka Hiratsuka-sensei over a bowl of ramen. The old woman –
-One hour later-
Naruto woke up in a hospital bed. Tsunade baa-chan was there –
-Two hours later-
Tsunade Senju and Shizuka Hiratsuka were having a drink in a bar.
"You hit him too?" Shizuka Hiratsuka asked.
Tsunade knocked back her drink. "He was asking for it."
"Do you think he will get better?" Shizuka asked.
"Of course." Tsunade didn't sound remotely worried. "He is under the care of my student. And he is also a jinchuriki. The fox will heal him in no time."
"If you say so." Shizuka replied. Then - "He better not call me old again."
Tsunade laughed. She was a bit drunk. "At least, he didn't call you baa-chan."
"If he did that, I would have killed him. Even being a jinchuriki wouldn't have save him." Shizuka snapped.
"I will drink to that!" Tsunade said with a smile.
-Three hours later-
"Who are you?" Naruto asked. He was in his mind. There was the cage. But there was no Kyuubi. Instead there was a girl. Or rather a woman.
"I'm Iroha Isshiki." The woman said. Then she smiled and it made him very, very afraid. "Ah, Naruto-kun, were you perhaps expecting Kurama-san. Sorry, but he was killed by Hiratsuka-sensei. But don't worry, I will take care of you from now on. Now let me set out some ground rules. I promise to heal you using the left over chakra of the Kyuubi, but you have to promise me not to call women old again. In fact, it would be better if you didn't speak to women at all."
Naruto was confused. "Wait, why are you here?"
Isshiki-chan smiled. "Because I'm foxy."
-Three hours and five minutes later –
Naruto woke up in the hospital bed.
He was back in Konoha.
He could also feel Kurama.
Kurama, who was that girl, he asked the nine tails.
Someone not to be fucked with, Kurama hissed back.
A/N: This fic actually got 6 reviews. I'm so happy! In fact, I was so happy, that I just wrote another chapter. And it features Naruto Uzumaki, getting his ass beat by Shizuka Hiratsuka, Tsunade and also getting the shit scared out of him by Isshiki. Why did he meet Isshiki, because in my mind, Isshiki now has the nine tailed beast. What do you think about that?
Now who should feature in the next chapter: Mikasa Ackerman or Itachi Uchiha?
Let me know in the reviews.
Take care.