Faz-Pad
Amid the emptiness of the Pizzaplex, a security bot rolled along, patrolling the vacant lobby, searching for any intruders.
Suddenly, a map bot zoomed past it. "Coming through!" it said. The security bot did not take kindly to the map bot's rude behavior. "You ignorant *#$& #!" It yelled back at it, and it continued to patrol.
Meanwhile, the map bot rolled along the hallways, zooming past Glamrock Chica, who was digging through a trash dumpster, looking for something to eat, as she normally would after the nightly concerts.
Roxanne Wolf was looking in the mirror in her green room, admiring herself and giving herself compliments, when suddenly, the map bot entered her room through the back door. "Special delivery." It called out.
This annoyed Roxanne greatly. She was too busy admiring herself to accept any mail. "Get out of my room!" she yelled at the map bot. Just then, the map bot pulled out a Faz-Cam and flashed Roxanne in the eyes with it. She was left growling in pain and shouting threats, while the map bot rolled away laughing.
Glamrock Freddy stood before Gregory, who had just handed him a Faz-Watch. "If we get separated, you can always call me." he said, before the map bot appeared in the front door. "Delivery for Glamrock Freddy."
Panicked, Glamrock Freddy scrambled to hide Gregory in his stomach hatch. Then he turned to face the map bot. "What is it?" he asked. The map bot showed him the envelope in its hand. "It's a letter from Fazbear Entertainment."
Glamrock Freddy reached out to grab the letter, but then the map bot retracted it. "What's that?" it said, pointing at his stomach hatch. Glamrock Freddy looked down and saw that the bottom half of his stomach hatch was left slightly ajar. He felt like sweating, if an animatronic could sweat.
"I-I do not know!" Glamrock Freddy stuttered. The map bot rolled closer, its bulbous eyes fixed on Glamrock Freddy's nervous face. "Let me get that." The map bot said, but suddenly, Glamrock Freddy grabbed the map bot by the neck, and threw it out of his room, where it landed on the floor with a thud.
"I am so sorry." Glamrock Freddy said, and went back to his business.
Dazed, the map bot slowly looked up to see Montgomery Gator and Roxanne Wolf glaring down at it menacingly. "Where you goin'?" Montgomery snarled, and the map bot gulped (or would if it could).
As Roxanne and Montgomery chased the map bot down Rockstar Row, Glamrock Freddy opened the envelope it gave him. Sure enough, it was a written letter from Fazbear Entertainment.
"Dear Scott Cawthon IPs,
"From Five Nights at Freddy's 1 through Security Breach, (even the book characters), you have been cordially invited to Freddy's Faz-Pad for the "8th Anniversary Bash" to celebrate! He hopes for your attendance, as unlike the others, you are an essential part of this franchise. It wouldn't be the same without you.
"(Note, make sure to put this text in every letter and remember to leave this piece of text out of the letter).
"Hope to see all of your friendly faces at the celebration!
"(Reminder that all humans are strictly prohibited from the party. Rabbit corpses also count).
Signed,
Freddy Fazbear
Glamrock Freddy was not the only one who received this invitation. Map bots were spread out through all the locations across the franchise to send these letters to every single animatronic character known. One such invite was sent to the Withered animatronics in the FNAF 2 Parts & Services room. Withered Bonnie was the one to read it aloud to the other Withereds.
Along with the game characters, all the animatronics from the novel series were also invited to the party, including Twisted Freddy, Twisted Bonnie, 4th Closet Funtime Foxy, Fetch, and the Stitchwraith.
Funtime Freddy and Bon-Bon were sitting in the Breaker Room of Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental doing nothing, when a map bot rolled up to him and offered another invite to the Faz-Pad.
In the depths of an alleyway, Scrap Baby, Molten Freddy, and No. 1 Crate were sleeping soundly, when they were abruptly awoken by yet another map bot offering another party invitation.
Nearby, Adventure Freddy was sleeping in a box with a Meta-Pod Byte and a sign reading, "Will Work for Faz-Tokens". Surprisingly, even he, a FNAF World character,got an invitation to the party.
In the FNAF 4 closet, Nightmare Foxy, Nightmare Mangle, and Nightmarionne had just received their invitations, and were reading through them simultaneously, but not before beating up the map bot who gave it to them.
In the Private Room, Bonnet and one of the Bidybabs handed Yenndo another invitation. It turned out even official yet non-canon characters got an invite to the party. Who knew they were significant?
When Springtrap received his invitation, he slumped back in the FNAF 3 office chair when he reached the part where it said that rabbit corpses were excluded from the party. Standing right behind him, Phantom Freddy and Phantom Mangle couldn't help but snicker under their breath at this.
The Blob was about to drag Burntrap up to the ceiling, but they had just received their invitation. But since Burntrap was forbidden from attending the party, the Blob just dropped him down to the floor and left to get ready.
Classic Freddy had just finished mailing the invitations to the other animatronics, when he realized he still had one left. He was not sure what to do with it at first, but then he saw the rotten corpse stuffed into a Freddy suit, and got an idea. He got up, and stuck it into the gaping mouth of the suit.
Before long, the Faz-Pad was packed with animatronic characters from all across the FNAF franchise.
Nightmare Fredbear stood outside the front doors, acting as a bouncer. He then saw Nightmare JJ walking up to him. It was obvious why she was there, but Nightmare Fredbear checked the guest list, and Nightmare JJ was excluded from that list, as she was a fan-made character.
"We know who our friends are," Nightmare Fredbear said, leaning into Nightmare JJ, "and you are not one of them." Then, he picked up Nightmare JJ by the torso, and literally swallowed her whole.
Meanwhile, Springtrap, Scraptrap, and Burntrap stood out to the right, where Pigpatch was taking in invitations. They knew they were not allowed to attend, so they tried to make a fake version of the letter to see if it would pass as legitimate. They just took an official invite, whited out all the text, and wrote over it the best they could with the biggest black Sharpie they could find.
"Four invites to the party right here," Springtrap said, handing Pigpatch their fake invitation, "I'm sure you will find there is nothing inferior about them." Pigpatch looked through the invite, and immediately could tell that it was a fake one. He was known for being able to spot differences easily, so little could get past him.
He looked up at the three Afton incarnates with a dubious glare. "So you're 'William and the Aftons'?" he groaned, "Nice invitation replica, but it seems you erased the part where it said no Aftons allowed."
"Oh, come on!" Springtrap yelled in his typical gravelly voice, "Are you against us because we are British?"
"Actually, I think it's because we murdered those children all those years ago that started all of this." Scraptrap said in an even raspier voice. But this annoyed Springtrap even more, and he stared back at his future counterpart menacingly.
"Thank for the information ****face!" he cursed at him. Burntrap put a hand on his shoulder.
"You can't say that!" He said, "This franchise is only for ages 12 and under according to Security Breach!"
Growing tired of the bickering, Pigpatch stepped closer to the Aftons. "Look fellas, Fazbear specifically said no Aftons allowed, no matter how scary or popular you are in this franchise." He turned to head into the party, but then looked back at them. "Actually, not really. You guys are quite pathetic." he said, chuckling to himself.
And the doors shut, leaving the Aftons outside.
"Well, there goes our big shot at getting our respect back from the community." Springtrap groaned, burying his face in his hand.
"What do we do now?" Scraptrap asked.
Then, the Aftons heard a soft laugh from behind them. A laugh with a slightly distorted undertone, followed by a familiar glitched voice.
"You're going t-to give up t-t-that easily?"
The Aftons turned around, and sure enough, their fourth member, Glitchtrap, faded into existence.
"A-And here I thought-ought our catchphrase meant something after all these years."
But after all this time, the three Aftons had actually forgotten what their catchphrase was.
"No cuts, no buts, no coconuts?" Springtrap guessed.
"God save the queen?" Burntrap assumed.
"I'm outta here!" Scraptrap suggested, but then realized, "Oh wait, wrong franchise."
"NO!" Glitchtrap yelled. "WE ALWAYS COME BACK!"
Funtime Foxy sat at a table with Phantom Mangle and Ballora, before standing up and shouting, "SHOWTIMES ARE ON THE HOUR! NOT A MOMENT BEFORE, AND NOT A MOMENT LATER!"
Sitting next to him, Rockstar Freddy looked over at Bonnet, and saw there was a golden Faz-Coin clutched in her paw. "Please deposit five coins," he said to her. But instead of handing him her coin, she pulled out a flamethrower, and blasted Rockstar Freddy, engulfing him in flames.
And he just sat there saying, "Thank you for depositing five coins."
Toy Bonnie kept looking at a poster of Freddy Fazbear. "It's not my fault I'm so much more famous than you," he sneered. Then, he turned around to see Rockstar Bonnie standing behind him.
"Why so blue, you know I'll be true-" he started to sing, when Toy Bonnie punched him in the face.
At the front of a line to the bar, Withered Chica stood and waited for the STAFF bots in the kitchen to finish cooking dinner, but her patience was wearing thin, for she had been waiting in that line for two hours.
"Hey, what's taking so long back there?" she asked.
"Please, if you need assistance, ring the nose." The STAFF bot manning the counter said, gesturing to the Freddy bobblehead in front of it. But Withered Chica could not ring the nose without hands.
"We're going to have to close the kitchen until after the show." the STAFF bot explained, "Plushtrap and his skin counterparts trashed the kitchen badly for snacks. Marionette's in the back calming them now."
Withered Chica looked in, and saw the Marionette holding Plushtrap up as he scrambled to break free from her grasp, but Lefty kept shushing him. As soon as he finally calmed down, the strings were cut, and Frost Plushtrap appeared holding a pair of scissors.
"YOU TIE THAT BACK!" Marionette yelled, throwing him across the room.
Withered Chica looked back at the STAFF bot as the doors closed. "I was the first in line, and I have seen everything on the menu, and I'm starving!" she complained, but the STAFF bot took off its hat.
"Don't know what to tell you. Maybe try again after the show." The STAFF bot said, and rolled away.
"Fine, I'll wait." Withered Chica said softly, "No matter how long it takes."
Mangle, Withered Foxy, Phantom Freddy, and Nightmare Bonnie were all sitting at another table having drinks. Nightmare Bonnie took a glance at Mangle, seeing the damage across his/her body.
"You know, it's been seven years since your game, and I still don't know how those little flesh-bags were able to tear apart an animatronic limb from limb." he said. Mangle tried to respond, but all that came out was his/her radio static.
"Seven years!" Nightmare Bonnie grumbled, "Surely by now you found another way to communicate!"
Then Mangle lifted up a sign reading, "PLOT".
"Fine." Nightmare Bonnie sighed.
Phantom Freddy moved closer to Withered Foxy. "Do you guys have anything to drink? I'm simply parched." he whispered.
"Shouldn't that be impossible?" Withered Foxy replied, "Technically speaking, you're a hallucination. You shouldn't even exist."
Nightmare Bonnie looked over at Withered Foxy, confused. "Foxy, who are you talking to?" he asked with a puzzled look. Withered Foxy looked back to where Phantom Freddy was sitting, only to see an empty chair next to him, as if Phantom Freddy was not even there. Was he really a hallucination?
Classic Foxy chewed on Chocolate Bonnie's arm, along with the Freddles, trying to see if he was actually made of chocolate, when the alarm on his phone went off. "Oh, shiver me timbers! The show, it be startin' in five minutes!" he exclaimed, "I gotta warn Fazbear!" and he ran off to find him.
"Out of the way!" he yelled, rushing past Toy Freddy and Nightmare, who only grumbled to themselves. "Just ignore me and pretend I'm not even here." Toy Freddy snorted, and he went back to playing on his Nintendo Switch.
Freddy straightened his bow tie, staring into the mirror. He was looking really good. He was just about ready to perform. Then, Foxy burst into the room, and panted as he tried to catch his breath.
Once he finally caught his breath, he shouted, "Captain, the show be settin' sail in less than five sailor minutes!"
"You know you don't have to talk like that all the time." one of the STAFF bots said.
"This is what makes me happy in life," Foxy replied, and stormed off.
Freddy stood up, ready to put on a show. Behind him, Bonnie peeked behind the curtain, and gave Freddy a thumbs-up.
Time for the show to begin.
Withered Bonnie and Orville Elephant sat together. For the most part, Orville was just happy to get away from Mr. Hippo, but he soon found that Withered Bonnie may have been more annoying, constantly making jokes about his missing face, as he had done since Ultimate Custom Night in 2018.
"Time to face the consequences of your failure!" Withered Bonnie yelled for the hundredth time.
A STAFF bot dressed as Circus Baby approached them. "It's not 2018 anymore," it said, "Come up with new material."
Fredbear sat at another table, in between Twisted Chica and Plushtrap Chaser, talking to them about what part of the timeline he was from.
"So, was it '87 or '83?" he asked the two book characters.
Just then, the lights dimmed for a few seconds, then focused on the purple curtains on the main stage, accompanied by a drumroll, and HandUnit announcing, "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Fazbear Entertainment would like you to put your hands together, for the one, the only, Freddy Fazbear!"
And then the curtains opened up, revealing Freddy with a microphone stand, along with three STAFF bots playing a trumpet, an upright bass, and a drum kit. Freddy stood at the edge of the stage, singing the copyrighted Living Tombstone FNAF song.
In the crowd, Funtime Foxy, Rockstar Foxy, and Mr. Hippo all sat and watched with enjoyment.
At another table, all the Balloon Boy variants, including JJ, were watching as well, when Adventure Balloon Boy appeared in front of Nightmare BB. He got annoyed, so he just snapped his jaws around his tiny head.
The front row seats were reserved for the classic versions of Bonnie, Foxy, and Chica, along with Golden Freddy on the right, sitting motionless, as he normally did. But despite his placid expression, he, nonetheless, was enjoying the show just as much as everyone else in the audience.
Other FNAF World characters were sitting elsewhere, like Adventure Mangle and Adventure Fredbear, and even Chica's Magic Rainbow was enjoying Freddy singing the copyrighted songs.
It wasn't just official FNAF characters in the crowd. Candy, POPGOES, Ignited Freddy, and Plus Bonnie were all invited, as they were part of the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative. Plus Bonnie, on the far right, looked over at Adventure Bonnie, who came up to talk to him, but after seeing his disgusting face, and as one eye blinked at a time, Adventure Bonnie decided to go talk to someone else.
At another table, Dreadbear, Jack-O-Bonnie, and Jack-O-Chica couldn't help but lean in to get a closer look at the stage. Their table was positioned at an awkward position, slightly off to the left, making it difficult to see the show.
Lolbit, Dee Dee, and Mendo were just too busy talking to each other to even pay attention to Freddy's song.
As Freddy kept performing to the audience, underneath the diner, the Aftons had somehow snuck in through the basement, which was, incidentally, full of obscure Easter eggs from across the franchise.
"It reminds me of Fazbear's Fright down here," Springtrap said.
"So, the plan is to take over the show." Scraptrap commented, "And how do we do that exactly?"
"D-Don't worry boys," Glitchtrap said, holding a purple top hat, "We're gonna give them a performance t-they'll never forget."
Back above, Freddy was still singing the Living Tombstone song.
Funtime Freddy and Molten Freddy kept laughing loudly, and Bon-Bon kept yelling jokes, and generally creating a disturbance amongst the animatronics sitting close to them, who were finding it difficult to enjoy the show.
Then the Blob lowered its giant head to complain, and when Funtime Freddy looked to see his head attached to a massive black tentacle, he immediately fell silent. After a moment, he headed off to the restroom, walking past Logbook Chica and Funtime Chica (who were mostly happy that he stopped yapping).
At the Glamrocks' table, Glamrock Freddy looked down at his stomach hatch, then back up at the others. "You must continue without me." Then he got up. As he headed to the restroom, he saw El Chip and Samurai Foxy, next to LOLZHAX at their own table, clearly enjoying the show along with everyone else.
When Glamrock Freddy finally reached the boys' restroom, or girls' restroom, (they're robots, who cares), he let out a deep sigh. Then, he opened his stomach hatch, and Gregory poked his head out.
Somehow, Nightmare Fredbear did not notice that Glamrock Freddy snuck a human child into the diner.
"I must stay here," he said as Gregory climbed out of the stomach hatch, "Do not worry, Gregory. They cannot find you while we are together." But then, Gregory froze. He saw something.
Glamrock Freddy was oblivious to the other presence in the room, who was, in fact, standing directly behind him.
"Hey, are you the birth-birthday boy?!"
Glamrock Freddy quickly turned around, and saw Funtime Freddy standing there. He had been caught. He felt rage, but not from being apprehended, but from the desire to protect his son, even from another animatronic.
Bon-Bon could see that rage in his eyes. "Now you've done it." he said through clenched teeth, and slapped Funtime Freddy in the back of his head. Funtime Freddy recoiled and stared at Bon-Bon.
But Glamrock Freddy ignored their quarrel. He did not care what would happen to him. All that mattered to him was that Gregory would be safe. He would do what he had to do, as any father would.
As Funtime Freddy and Bon-Bon argued, Glamrock Freddy started charging at them. When they looked up, they screamed in shock.
Withered Chica slumped down in front of the counter, still waiting for food, her impatience growing more.
"Today is both a blessing and a curse," she grumbled to herself.
Back at the main stage, Freddy was just finishing his song, when suddenly, the curtains abruptly closed on him. Then, there was a loud clambering from behind. Everyone looked up in confusion, trying to figure out what happened.
Then, the curtains opened back up, and the crowd gasped in surprise.
The STAFF bots who were playing the backup instruments were gone, and in their place, Springtrap, Scraptrap, and Burntrap were jamming out. At the center, where Freddy was standing before, Glitchtrap was there in his place as the main singer. Some in the audience were terrified to see them there. Others were angry to even see them. (Honestly, the only one in the audience happy to see them was Circus Baby).
Once they stopped singing, Nightmare Fredbear hopped up onto the stage, and grabbed Glitchtrap by the ears.
Meanwhile, on the catwalks above the stage, Funtime Freddy (now missing one of his face-plates) adjusted one of the overhead stage lights to focus on Glamrock Freddy. "Enjoy your success! It's not going to last!"
Down below, Bon-Bon pressed the button on Glamrock Freddy's back, opening his stomach hatch, revealing Gregory inside.
Immediately, everyone in the crowd turned to face Glamrock Freddy, growling. Glamrock Freddy swallowed, but then closed his stomach hatch and put his fists up, ready to fight everyone off.
But then, a loud impact dispersed the animatronics from behind, as DJ Music Man lowered his gigantic head to focus on Glamrock Freddy.
"That was a bad idea," Glamrock said flatly.
Then, DJ Music Man punched Glamrock Freddy, sending him flying out the front doors, and landing on his back on the road.