Umm... Did You Say... Husband?" I Say Again As The Newcomer Is Embarrassed To All Hell.
"I-Im So Sorry! I Shouldn't Ask Something Like That Yet." She Stepped Back As She Apologized.
"I Mean... That's True..." I Note As I Blink.
"Anyways... I'm The Carpenter. My Name's Rin. Nice To Meet You Dana!" She Shakes My Hand To Which I Accept.
"My Name's Zeo Abyss. I Just Kinda Found Myself Here Randomly." I Tell Her.
"What Do You Mean Randomly?" Rin Asked.
"Well, I Was GOING To Go Visit Some Friends Of Mine In Japan Eariler When My Dumb Ass Managed To Miss The Flight. My Friends And I Were Separated And I Had To Head Home. After A While I Went To The Beach For A Swim When All Of A Sudden, A Giant Goddamn Sea Dragon Appeared Outta The Water And Ate Me! I Literally Thought I Was Gonna Die Till I Found Ayane, Who Saved Me." I Explain As Rin's Eyes Shot Open.
"The Sea Dragon God!?" She And Ayane Both Exclaim.
So That Thing Was A God? Fucking Christ, And I Thought The God Of Destruction Was The Last Deadly Thing I Had To Deal With.
"Why Would The Sea Dragon God Want A Boy?" Ayane Thought. "Anyways Rin, I Hope Your Not Planning On Having Your Way With Zeo-Sama... Cause I Found Him First." She Pointed To Me.
"Even If You Did, What Difference Does It Make?" Rin's Eye Twitched.
"It Makes A Big Difference! In Fact, Zeo-Sama Has Seen My Full Naked Body With His Own Two Eyes." Ayane Proudly Smirked As I Deadpanned.
"You Were The One That Jumped Into The Bath Completely Unnoticed." I Fire Back As Ayane And Rin Both Stare At Me.
"You Want To Be With Me Don't You Zeo-Sama? I'll Give You The Love You Want." Ayane Said.
"I-I'll Care For You Too Dana. You'll Be My Everything, I Promise." Rin Also Said.
Why Am I In This Situation Right Now? I Went From Unsuccessfully Flirting With A Drop Dead Cashier At A Chick Fil A To Two Island Girls Professing Their Love For Me. Why? WHY!?
"I Don't Know. I'll Think About It." I Lied. "I'm Gonna Go Ahead And Explore Some More. Be Right Back."
It Was Sunny Out As We Walked Together. I Went Ahead And Checked Out The Center Of The Village As I Waved To Some Villagers Working. The Second I Did, They Just Froze And Looked At Me. Dunno Why But It Was Slightly Creepy.
I Then Hopped Off The Cliffside And Saw The Ocean. Yep...
If Only I Could Grab A Boat And Head Off Now That'd Be Great. But... Ayane And Rin...
I'll Admit... So Far, Ayane's Been Nice Enough. Sure She Kissed Me The First Time We Met, Jumped Onto Me Nude In The Bath, And Professed Her Love To Me, But I Had To Give Her The Benefit Of The Doubt, I Didn't Know Her That Well Enough To Tell Straight Up.
And Rin, Despite Looking Like A Beast In Very Specific Areas, Was Gentle And Shy. Again, Maybe I Didn't Know Much About Her, But That Was The Impression I Was Getting.
I Decided I Should At Least Write Them A Letter Thanking Them For Their Hospitality. But Where Was I Gonna Find A Paper And Pencil. I Headed Down The Path As I Noticed More Girls Stare At Me. I Was Starting To Wonder.
Where Are The Guys Here? I Haven't Seen One All Day.
I Then See A Small Pig Nearby, One With No Legs For Some Reason. I Picked It Up.
"Aww... Your Pretty Cute Looking." I Complement Him As The Pig Oinks In Response.
"Pu Pu Pu!" It Said As I Sweat.
"Pig Language I Guess..." I Thought.
"Tonkatsu!" A Girl Says Appoarching Me And The Pig, Another Girl... Man...
This Girl Had Long Brown Hair Like Mine Along With A Big Blue Bow Tying It Together. Her Outfit Was All Blue Too, And Slightly Revealing. Yeesh... What's With All The Girls Having Such Big Tits? This Can't Be Normal.
"Ah! Thank You For Finding Tonkatsu! Ummm Are You New Here? I Haven't Seen You Here Before." The Girl Said.
"Guess So, Name's Zeo Abyss. Nice To Meet You." I Wave As She Looks Intrigued.
"Have You Met Obaba Yet? Maybe She Can Help You." She Said With A Smile, One That Looked Rather Nice. So Far She Hasn't Tried Anything Sexual Yet So Maybe She's Different.
"I'll Try Finding This 'Obaba' Person Then, Thanks Ummm... What Do I Call You?" I Ask.
"My Name Is Suzu." She Introduced Herself As I Look Out Into The Ocean.
Why Do I Keep Meeting New People, I'm Not Meant To Stay Here. I Decided To Pop The Question Now To Not Waste Time.
"Excuse Me, But I Need To Find A Boat So I Can-" I Paused Upon Seeing...
Something Horrifying.
A Whole Ass Conglomerate Of Girls Was Speeding Towards My Direction.
"It's Happening Again..." Suzu Grabbed Tonkatsu And Jumped Away Much To My Confusion.
"What The Hell..." I Slowly Backed Away. What's Happening Again? What Did She Mean?
I Took A Closer Look And Saw Seductive Yet Excited Looks From All Of Them. I Feared For My Everloving Life. Only One Thought Was In My Mind Right Now.
Fucking Run
That's Exactly What I Did, Preparing Fox Just In Case. I Dashed Across The Beach And Past The Bends. I've Ran Long Distances During Training At Dungeon Gym Before With Masamune, Toby, And King, But I Was Never Threatened With Potential Rape.
"WHY ME GOD! WHY ME!" I Scream As I Bolted Past The Scenery. "I'm Innocent!"
All This, Because I Miss My Damn Flight. Oh Better Yet, If I Hadn't Discovered That Quiet Peaceful Patch Of Water In The Beach, I'd Be At Home And Relaxing.
By This Point I Was Already Becoming Tired. I Quietly Hid Away From The Pack Of Savage Beasts As I Turn To Find Suzu With Some Old Woman.
"So... A New Boy Has Already Arrived." She Smirked As Suzu Nods. "In Such A Short Time Too."
"He Looks Kinda Like Ikuto, Only More Mature And Refined." Suzu Notes As I Heard Them Talk In Front Of Me.
"I Need Help! Please!" I Shout. As The Ravaging Hurricane Of Boobs And Ass Heads Straight For Me.
I Then See Bullets Being Fired At Me, You've Got To Be Fucking Joking With Me.
"LET IT RIP!" I Launch Fox In A Attempt To Knock Away The Projectiles. "GO SPECIAL MOVE! BUSTER TAIL!" I Blow Away All The Darts As Well As Most Of the Girls. But It Was A Weak Effort As Most Of Them Get Right Back Up.
"Woah! He's Strong! I'd Love A Strong Man In My Life!" One Girl Gushed.
"Look At Him! He's So Cute!" Another Said.
"I Want To Give Him 100 Kisses!" A Third Said.
Jesus...
"SOMEONE HELP ME!" I Scream As I Run As I'm Pulled Into A Bush By A Random Hand.
"NO STOP-" I Pause Upon Seeing Ayane Looking At Me With A Concerned Look On Her Face, With Rin Right Beside Her.
"What's Wrong Zeo-Sama?" She Asked.
"THAT'S What's Wrong!" I Point To The Cloud Of Girls Storming Us. "Get Me Outta Here. Now." I Beg The Two Of Them Just As The Female Tornado Was Approaching Me.
"Please Wait Zeo!" Suzu Shouts. I Was NOT In Mood To Listen.
I Ran And Ran Eventually Reaching A Cliff.
I'm Doomed... Again!
"What Do You Want From Me!? My Virginity!?" I Shout Scared For My Life.
"Stop Everyone!" Ayane Jumped Towards Me And Defended Me. "I'm The One Who Found Zeo-Sama, So I'm Taking Care Of Him At My House! Everyone Butt Off!" She Protested.
"Who Cares, We Couldn't Have Ikuto-San So We Want Him!" One Girl Says.
"We Want To Love Him With All Our Hearts And Have Intimate Sex With Him And Marry Him!" Another Protests.
What.
In.
The.
Reeses.
Peanut Butter.
Fuck?
"Sex?" I Squeak Out
"That's A Bit Much..." Rin Was Also There As She Was Beside Ayane.
"What's Sex?" Suzu Asked As If She Somehow Didn't Know.
"It's Because Your The Only Man On This Island." The Old Woman Said Revealing Herself.
"Obaba." Suzu Said As She Approached Me.
"It Can't Be Helped. You'll Have To Help Repopulate." She Said As I Blinked.
My Eyes Twitched, I Felt Like Punching Something, I Felt Like Screaming My Head Off.
Instead.
"Yea No. Fuck That." I Jump Off The Cliff.
I'm Not Staying!