this chapter is going to be shorter than others.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Kishimoto-sama does.
-Konoha Front Gate (both teams will arrive at the same time for fun)
"Hey team 7." Naruto called out.
"Hello." they yelled back. They joined up and started walking towards the Hokage tower.
"You won't believe what happened." Yakumo said while smirking. Kurama started to chuckle in anticipation while naruto started to panic.
"Naruto got a GIRLFRIEND!" Yakumo finished.
The reactions were funny; Mito, Sakura, and Sasuke were in disbelief that the dead last was dating, Kushina got very scary muttering something about, "her sochi being too young.", and Narumi was shocked out of her mind and just froze.
Naruto saw Kushina and hurriedly told them Fuu was just a friend, while the rest of team 11 was laughing their asses off.
Team seven cooled off and they decided to ask about team 11's mission.
Narumi though started planning ways to get rid of the girl so she can have her Onii-chan all to herself.
-Training Ground 11 (2 weeks later)
Tenzo arrived and told his students, "I am entering you into the chunin exams but first you must sign these papers. Naruto and Yakumo were Cheering out about Awesomeness and Sai just signed the papers.
-Front Gate of Konoha (day before Chunin exams about 6 pm)
"You may enter." Izumo told the Taki team that had just arrived.
Fuu's team walked around and Naruto saw Fuu and they went to get dinner.
"Fuu now that we are done with dinner. You need to see something." Naruto told Fuu.
Naruto and Fuu went to the top of the Hokage Monument to watch the Sunset.
"Beautiful just Beautiful." Fuu exclaimed.
Naruto nodded and continued to watch. Fuu rested her head on Naruto's shoulder and Naruto rested his head on hers. They stayed like that for several minutes and then Naruto came up with an ingenious plan to make sure his mom doesn't kill him or her.
-Academy
Team 11 made their way up where they saw a basic genjutsu and a bunch of people in front of it.
They decided to just walk up another level.
"Good, all of you made it now, go in there and the first exam will start soon." Tenzo told his team.
"Hai Sensei." they all exclaimed and walked in.
There was some killer intent, Sai merely ignored it, Yakumo was shaking slightly, and Naruto laughed at the killer intent. Naruto released his own killer intent and scared most of the chunin hopefuls out of the room, and The people at the door on the lower level and it scared many of them off as well.
With all the attention on him now he smiled dangerously and ordered, "Stop that pathetic excuse for killer intent and shut up."
The genins were now more scared and some more left.
Gaara now thought about killing Naruto to prove his existence, Fuu nodded at Naruto, and the rest of the Konoha teams arrived slightly scared.
"You were scared of my killing intent." Naruto nearly laughed out loud.
They were shocked that the killing intent was Naruto's.
*POOF*
"alright brats, let's start the test." They were assigned places to sit and it went basically according to canon.
With Naruto and Kurama just sleeping the whole time.
"Ok brats now time for the tenth question." Ibiki barked out, "Now this question is special, it has extra rules. You can leave now and try again next year, or you can take the tenth question."
"Why would we leave?" Random Genin asked.
Ibiki scowled and told them the rest, "If you take the tenth question and get it wrong you will be banned from taking any more chunin exams."
The room exploded into chaos. Naruto got annoyed and sent out his killer intent and yelled, "shut up, HE IS the proctor so he decides the rules for the test."
The room instantly became quiet and many teams left.
Ibiki smirked and said, "Gaki you should join the interrogation corps you can easily intimidate people."
Naruto smiled and said, "Maybe but I prefer to fight."
Some teams left, and after a minute. "You all pass." Ibiki yelled out.
The room started to get crazy again until Naruto sent out his killer intent and was laughing hard, "Nice mind games Ibiki. You are always good with those."
Ibiki smiled and replied, "You did help me some."
Suddenly the window crashed open and a banner saying 'the super sexy proctor anko' "you are actually on time not early." Ibiki told Anko.
Anko jumped and when she saw Naruto jumped over, hugged him, and gave him a nuggie.
"Nee-chan stoppp please." Naruto Muttered and Anko only laughed, "well gaki you forgot to tell your nee-chan that you were part of the exam, but you have some nice killer intent."
Naruto smiled and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly saying, "sorry and that was only some of my killing intent." The room was shocked at this interaction; the fact that Naruto and Anko treated each other like brother and sister, the fact that a jonin and their proctor complimented his killing intent, and that his killer intent was much stronger.
Anko Ordered everyone, "All of you need to be at training ground 44 in fifteen minutes." Anko had a devilish smile on, "and the training ground is called the forest of death."
Anko, Naruto, and Kurama shunshined out of the room. The hopefuls ran to the forest of death.
-Forest of death
Anko, Naruto, and Kurama ate dango and bet on how many people would survive the test.
"Ok, now that everyone has arrived. This is called the forest of death, and Your 2nd exam will happen here. This test will be 5 days long. You will get either a heaven or earth scroll and you must get both scrolls and get to the tower in the middle of the forest before time is up." Anko called out.
The examinees looked around nervously, "what about food." Choji asked.
"You will have to kill and eat the plants in animals or you can just die by the tigers, or snakes, or man eating plants, or th-." Naruto was cut off by Anko smacking his head with her telling him, "don't ruin the fun for me. Now everyone sign these papers to say that you can die and it will not be Konoha's fault."
Most everyone paled at that and got into a line. Everyone received their scrolls and went to a gate they were assigned.
-Gate 19
"Ok team, when we get in I will make 2 fake squads of shadow clones and send them off. Sai you take our earth scroll and get to the tower with Yakumo. I will get a heaven scroll and meet you there." Naruto ordered.
"Hai." Sai said. Yakumo was worried, "Naruto-kun just be safe ok."
Naruto nodded and then the bell rang and the gates opened.
The plan went according to plan. Sai and Yakumo were approaching the tower while Naruto met with a team of rain nins.
"Oh our first target, get him." the apparent leader said. Naruto drew his sword and Kurama bared his teeth while the rain nins charged. Naruto jumped at one of the rain nins and cut his head off. The other 2 now became worried.
Kurama and Naruto had them surrounded with the rain nins back to back. One rain nin tried to shoot an umbrella of senbon at Naruto while the other one sent poison gas out.
"Futon: Daitoppa." Naruto called out sending the senbon into the sky, dissipating the poison, and shocking the rain nins that their attacks were useless.
Kurama then jumped and dug his claws into the poison rain nin heart while Naruto Sliced the other one in half at the waist.
They found the scroll they needed and rushed to their team.
-Tower
Sai and Yakumo were only about 50 yards from the tower when they saw Naruto and Kurama arrive. They jumped to him and they entered. They saw the riddle and opened both scrolls with a poof of smoke.
"Wow good job making it here in 20 minutes." Tenzo congratulated his team.
"Where do we stay for the next couple of days?" Naruto asked Tenzo then showed them to their rooms and they rested for the next couple of days.
-prelim arena (28 people made it, Kabuto and 1 of his teammates quit so really 26: the Suna team, Konoha 16, Taki team, Oto teams, and Kabuto's team.)
"Hello everybody." Minato called out, "since there are too many people here we will have some prelims." everybody nodded.
"I am your proctor -cough- now look -cough- at the screen for-cough-your matches." Hayate called out. They turned to the screen.
(I am too lazy to write this and just imagine.)
Yoroi Vs Sasuke (Canon-Curse seal)
Kankuro Vs Yakumo (Yakumo(Burned Kankuro to near death in a genjutsu))
Shino Vs Zaku (Canon)
Mtio Vs Kin (Mito)
Shikamaru Vs Sakura (Shikamaru)
Lee Vs Gaara (canon)
Fuu Vs Ino (Fuu (Ino scared by Chomei))
Neji Vs Dosu (Neji (he disabled the Sound emitters))
Hinata Vs Taki nin (Taki nin)
Taki nin Vs Sai (Sai)
Choji Vs Narumi (Narumi)
Temari Vs Tenten (Canon)
KIba Vs Naruto
"Dobe you are going down." Kiba yelled while he and Akamaru jumped down. Naruto and Kurama jumped down.
"Hajime!" Hayate yelled and jumped back.
Naruto yawned and asked, "You want to handle him, Kurama?"
Kurama nodded and smirked evilly.
"What is he going to do?" Kiba Barked out.
"I might kill you but I might just cripple you." Kurama said evilly causing Kiba and Akamaru to step back in fear.
Naruto just hopped back up to the watching area and Kurama knocked out Akamaru quickly. Kurama turned to Kiba and Bared his fangs. Kiba jumped at Kurama yelling absurdities.
Kurama dodged the attack and grabbed Kiba's arm in his mouth. Kurama Spun Kiba around and threw him into the wall ending the match with Kurama complaining about weaklings.
"Kurama You should have slit his throat." Naruto yelled.
Kurama yelled back while jumping up, "Nah, I like to make my victims suffer." This caused Naruto to laugh, team 11 and Fuu to shake their heads, and everyone else to get scared.
Minato explained that in one week the final exam would happen and explained how the final exam worked. The contestants drew numbers and left.
Sasuke Vs Shino
Yakumo Vs Neji
Temari Vs Shikamaru
Mtio Vs Taki nin
Fuu Vs Gaara
Narumi Vs Sai
Naruto will fight winner of match 1
Match 8 will be winner 1 vs 2
Match 9 will be winner 3 vs 4
Match 10 will be winner 5 vs 6
Match 11 will be a three way battle between winners 8, 9, and 10