Re:Zombie


"Crusch, just one question." asked Subaru, having somehow survived death

"And what might that be Subaru?" asked the Duchess

"Are you hiring?"

"No.. LOL. I'd say kill yourself but u can t die lmao"

"? How do you know abut that" said a confused and scared subaru

"When Julius was banging Emilia(She's marrying him) he distributed all that information." laughed the duchess

"What the fvck... So Fvcking vnbased..." said Subarome

"I'm marrying Roswaal" says satella

"that's insane" says subaru

"that's a bug" he mumbles

"Thats a bug" he semi shouts

"THAT IS A BUG" he shouts