Mum...?

(After they freed Melly)

"I shall return to the Castle, and free the soldiers from the Flame Clock's bondage. Otherwise, their lives will only feed Z's power." Melia said.

"Nice thinking, Your Majesty! Countin' on ya!" Lanz smiled, proud at their real queen.

"Oh, uh, will you need an escort…?" Sena asked. The queen did look pretty frail.

"I would think not. Might you have forgotten who I am?" Melia said, there was a confident expression on her face.

"Uh…our queen?" Eunie said, playing with her feathers.

"Hmm…That's right, but I am indeed capable of dealing with the enemies myself. May I tell you a story?" Melia said, smiling at her people.

"Ooh, story! Manana love stories!"

'Oh my god...Nopon…It's been so long since I've seen those…Nonono, calm down, Melia…'

"Yes, and it's called Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition."

"What…?" Eunie was now scratching her wings.

"Don't question the title. And this story starts when the world was nothing but an endless sea…" Melia was now all nursery mode.

"Seems interesting!"

"Two great titans came into existence…."

(After some storytelling)

"And so…Zanza died, and we gained freedom." Melia ended her story like a nursery teacher finishing a picture book.

"Whoa…that's insane…so you guys killed a god?" Lanz said in awe, the way he looked at Melia changed.

"Here! I have a question!" Eunie raised her hands.

"Accepted."

"So…this whole 'Homs', 'Machina', 'High Entia' thing…is this thing….still a thing till now? Sorry that I used the word thing so much."

"Hmm? Of course. Your species data are all stored in the Origin."

"Cool…Then, are we the same species? Like, the wings and stuff?" Eunie asked, flapping her little wings.

"Of course, Eunie."

"And especially when you're my daughter."

"…."

"…..I'm sorry, what?"

"Did I hear it right?"

"Uh…boys? Hit me."

"Will sure do!"

"Ow! That hurt like hell…"

"Back to the point, WHAT?"

"Now if you'll excuse me…I will return to the castle, and prepare for the final battle with the queen of Agnus…." Melia said, as she slowly backstepped to get away from the party.

"Oh, NO you're not getting away. I have MORE questions." Eunie stepped forward.

"Eunie…you're making the queen awkwar…" Noah tried to stop her, but no, she was no other than Eunie.

'Please don't ask the father, please don't ask the father…'

"If I, am your daughter…thing…"

"Yes?"

"Does that mean you had s*x?" Eunie said, with an enthusiastic face.

"EUNIE!" The party shouted in unison.

"Uh…about that…?"

"How did it feel?" Eunie's eyes were now wide.

"EUNIE!"

"Uh…eh…ah…" Melia was frozen.

"I was always curious about that ever since I saw that little baby and learned about it. But the doctor taught me so little! I need experience! Eunie's curiosity never stops!"

"Wha…eh…how about asking Queen Nia…?"

"WHAAAATTTTTTT?" The party screamed in unison.

"Gotta go now! It was nice meeting you, NoahLanzEunieMioTaionSenaRikuManana! So long!" After her speedy goodbye, Melia disappeared.

"Aw! At least you have to tell me! Bitchqueen!" Eunie shouted.

"Come on, Eunie, calling our queen that is rude." Said Noah.

"Why? I heard that daughters use that word."

"Said who?" Mio said.

"Ghon…dor…?"

"Oh my god…"

"Anyway, Eunie, where did that question come from?" Taion asked.

"Why? You're not curious?"

"Sparks sake…that's why you were obsessed at a certain corner in the City library…" Taion facepalmed.

"That's that…! Let's go forth, Z is waiting for us." Noah calmed the party down.

"Well…that's kinda underwhelming but…'kay, let's go."

So the party went on.

And Z had some unusual fun watching the scene.

(Omake)

"Hello there, Nia. Queen of Agnus." Melia greeted Nia through the screen.

"Greetings, Melia, Queen of Keves." Nia answered.

"Are you still using that way of speaking?"

"Oh, does it not suit me well?"

"Well…you can be comfortable around me, you know."

"Phew…thank god…So, how was it?"

"Hmm?"

"The kids! How was it?"

"Oh…them…yeah…"

"Oh, had some issues…?"

"I…learned that teenagers are…pretty scary."

"Huh?"

"Nia…they might visit you after the battle."

"Why?"

"For Sex Ed."

"WHAAAAATTTTT?"

"That's the word. Now let's get to fighting!"

"Wait, no, no, no! Don't cut the ca…."

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