N loves the handle of his sword. And he uses it really...well.
(Agnus Jail)
"What a magnificent sideshow it will be! Muhahahahaha!" N laughed like a madman…wait, he is already mad. Anyway, like a madman as he explained his almighty plan to Noah. A dirty smile was on his wretched face. Noah stuck close to the cell bars in fury.
"Oh, yes…I almost forgot to tell you something. You are now aware of the cycle of rebirth, yes? There is an exception." N said as he approached Noah.
"Huh…?"
"Those whose flame is snuffed out during a Homecoming…"
"Will not return," N whispered.
That alone made everybody in the cell snap. The rest of the party, who was all scattered around the cell in fatigue and despair, all woke up at the speech of N.
"What….? Did…you…just say…?"
"I said, they never return. Do I have to interpret for you? No. More. Mio. For you. Period." N said, with a crueler smile on his face.
"You…you…MONSTER!" Noah shoved his hand out to grab N, but it failed miserably. Instead of Noah grabbing N, N used the handle of his sword to give Noah a prod.
But looks like he mistook the location to attack.
"Guaaghh!? Arrgh…Gahh….Uaaagh!" Noah collapsed down, screaming as loud as he can.
"Noah!" Lanz and Taion shouted in unison running towards Noah.
"Hmph, weak. Down with one bl…wait…what?" N tried to laugh at Noah, but something seemed strange.
Where exactly was Noah grabbing…?
Oh shit.
"YOU MONSTER! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN DARE TO STAB IN ON THE BALLS!" Lanz raged.
"What…?" N was more flabbergasted than he would be at the start of chapter 6.
"You are a disgrace to mankind! And you have no right to stand there with that sword! You just lost your every right to exist!" Taion said as he calmed Noah down.
"H..hahahah…! Your word does nothing to me! I don't care if I made him like that in some improper way! All that matters is that you will die, and your friend will be no more!" N shouted, sweating a bit.
"You're a piece of trash!" Sena joined forces.
"Agreed, do you have any idea how much that sparker hurts, eh? And what bitch of a man uses his handle to handle his opponent? Come to look at it…your hair is messy and long…and you have shady bangs. You're just a bitchy emo, innit?" Eunie said.
"Wait…Eunie…why do you know about how much that hurts…?" Sena asked in disbelief.
"Did that when I was young. The victim was…"
"Me. You were a total dick when that happened, you know." Lanz said.
"Hey! I never knew that would happen before I kicked!"
"Oh really, even though we always bathed together?"
"No one taught me what that was!"
"Oh then, do you know now?"
"Of course! And I'm glad that I don't have them."
"…How am I supposed to react after that?" Lanz groaned.
"Do you have to really react to that?" Sena interrupted.
But it was useless.
"Sena, how do you think?" Eunie turned to Sena.
And Sena's only one brain cell, which was shared with Lanz, died.
So stopped working.
"Hellooo? Aionios to Sena?"
"And what exactly did you expect from Sena?" Lanz exclaimed.
"Oh for spark's sake, Eunie…"
N lost his words.
He thought they would just sit quietly in despair, or make vain attempts to get out of jail, or…do anything but this. Was this what 'this' Noah was experiencing every day?
Was this reality?
He prayed that this nonsense would end soon, but no. It won't.
"What's wrong over there?"
Great, Mio's joining.
"Oh, Mio! Uh…you see, this 'N' bastard hit Noah at his balls!" Lanz shouted.
"Pretty wild, huh?" Eunie added.
"What…? What do you mean by…?" Mio stuttered.
"You know…there…? I…believe you know…"
"Pffft, Lanz is embarrassed."
"What? N! You monster! Noah, you alright?" Mio asked, banging the wall.
"M…Mio…?"
"Noah! You're alive!" Taion exclaimed.
"Noah! Are you alright?" Mio asked again.
"M…Mio…! You…you…called me by my name…!" Noah choked out, with tears in his eyes.
"That's not the point!" started working again.
"Ooh, Sena! You're alive!" Said Eunie, assaulting Sena with a hug from behind.
"Anyway, N! How could you do this to him? Don't you feel any sympathy?" Mio shouted.
"Give it up, Mio. When a man gets hit, his fellow men can feel his pain. But as I observe…he seems like he doesn't feel pain. So, my conclusion. He doesn't have it!" Lanz burst into laughter after he finished his sentence.
"HA! Nice one, Lanz." Eunie gave Lanz a five.
"Uh…sorry to interrupt…but…guys?" Sena said.
"Huh?"
"Looks like he's gone." Sena pointed outside. Truly, there was no N.
"He teleported away. What an arsehole." Mio said in her cell.
"Whoa! Never knew you adopted my way of words, Mio!"
"Well, he IS an arsehole though…"
"Agreed. Do you, Noah?"
"No buts…."
(Omake)
"I'm back."
'Wait, why is he back so early?' M, no Mio thought as she heard N's voice.
"Uh…hello! Is there a reason for you to return this early…?"
"Hah…." N sighed.
'Huh…? What happened while he went there…? Wait…is it because…?'
"Why the long face? Didn't you go there to have some entertainment?"
"You seem enthusiastic today."
'Not at all, you mudder. Die in a flame.' Mio thought.
"Hah…M, why don't we kill them off early?"
"Huh? Why? Wasn't you the one who made the plan to finish them off in the Eclipse Homecoming?"
"Yes…but…for the spark's sake…their existence itself causes stress to me…"
"Oh…sorry to hear that…Hm? Sorry, I think I have stuff to do, gotta get going."
"Go…I'm gonna rest today…"
Like that, N limped on some chair, and M left somewhere. And there, M, no, Mio started to giggle, and it soon developed into a laugh.
'Oh, guys…I don't know what in Aionios you did, but you did a terrific job….'
So tired today