Chapter 1: I need a battle plan!

You didn't want to but you had to thank the godly being who put you into this world that it/he/she/whatever let you be reborn on a weekend.

You didn't want to imagine how different the whole situation would be if you arrived on a school day. At least you had time to think and plan.

As you arrived yesterday in the Miraculous world and realize you were reborn as Chloe you had a breakdown.

A breakdown of epic proportions!

You cried, screamed, and clawed at Chloe's, now your face.

Did you kill Chloe, since you were now in her body?

She was a brat, but also an abused kid who just wanted the love of her mother, she didn't deserve to die.

A good kick in her behind, but not death!

Of course, your screams were heard.

Chloe's Butler and her father Mayor Bourgeois had to literally hold your hands down since you had scratched your face into a bloody mess.

Then, like the worried father he was, Mayor Bourgeois called for a doctor since you couldn't calm down. Chloe's teddy bear didn't help, because it WASN'T yours and it made you just freak out more.

You didn't want to be a murderer!

So the nice doctor gave you an injection to calm you down.

It helped.

You became really sleepy and they could take care of your face. Then you fall asleep again.

In your dream, you meet again the godly being and it told you to chill since Chloe didn't die, her soul moved to a new body. She was now part of a loving but strict family and would need to learn to become a better human being.

That calmed you down massive.

The godly being gave you a salute and then you woke up.

You could feel how your face was bandaged.

Damn you did some damage with Chloe's, well your nails. You needed to start to accept that you lived now in this body.

It was nighttime now, whatever injection they had given you, it was potent stuff if you had slept for that long.

But you had rested enough.

You needed answers and then plan according to them.

You remember a lot from Miraculous, thanks that you watched so much and also read fanfiction, but all this meant nothing if you didn't know where in the timeline you were.

Before Origins?

After Origins?

Season 1?

2?

3?

Or dear god, 4 or 5?!

So you stood up from Chloe's erm your bed and searched the room for your phone. You found it on one of the bedside tables.

Jeez, the thing looked like it was made out of pure gold!

How many mangas could you have bought with that amount of money this smartphone cost? Like a 100?

You looked around your room and grimaced.

Chloe wasn't a reader, there were no books or mangas around. You needed to change that, but later.

Thank the universe that Chloe didn't have a password on her phone or you were screwed.

You sit down with it on Chloe erm your desk, this was all yours now, don't forget it and took out a blank notebook and a pen.

Both things looked really expensive too.

How many meals could you buy for the money these things had cost?

These damn rich people!

…Wait you were now one too!

Oh, geez, you didn't know how to handle that!

"One thing after another.", you said to yourself and made a face hearing Chloe's voice.

How you missed your own voice!

Okay, you had delayed enough what you wanted to do. So with a deep breath, you searched for the Ladyblog on your phone.

A hit!

Awesome just awesome.

So Marinette was already Ladybug and that asshole Agreste Chat Noir. You so wanted to be the black cat, but this fucker of a deity probably had known it and put you somewhere in the timeline where this couldn't be changed anymore.

Yeah!

You already had a headache.

How were you going to fix this?

You signed and clicked on the Ladyblog. You needed to know which Akumas have already appeared, then you could plan.

The blog finished loading and you had to blink.

Only two entries?

At they were about Stoneheart!

So Origins 1 and 2 already happened, okay you could work with that.

Stoneheart had thrown Chloe from the Eifeltower and Ladybug had caught her. You could explain your change in attitude like this: after that, you had a recurring nightmare of your death which made you realize how probably no one would come to your funeral because you were an asshole. Actually Chloe, but you were her now.

You nodded to yourself and wrote it in the notebook.

Yes, this could work.

Okay, you needed to think about, who you owned, who Chloe, owned an apology. Marinette was number one, but Sabrina was treated like trash too. Actually, everyone needed an apology.

You remember things that weren't shown in the show because it wasn't a show till Origins, but memories of Chloe from her life.

Slowly they filled your head.

You wrote anything down, so you wouldn't forget them.

When there was nothing left anymore, you checked the time on your phone. Did you really sit for five hours and wrote down all of Chloe's misdeeds?

Stupid question, you saw what you wrote.

Chloe really was a brat! You really hoped her new family would turn her into a decent human being.

All this just because she wanted her mom's love and because she was spoiled.

You would go to a therapist too, you decide.

Alright, you had anything you needed.

Now it was time to plan.

The first thing was to establish the new Chloe aka. you to anyone. You needed to apologize and then you could act like yourself. You were a good person already, it wasn't that hard.

The second Adrien needed to lose his ring, he wasn't worthy of it. You know the shit he would pull in the future, Syren still was the salty flesh wound in your body that didn't want to heal, so you had to make the people or Fu see what kind of sneaky bastard he was in reality.

And you would help him get out of his home. You hated him, he was a sexual abuser, but even he didn't deserve to live under Gabriel Agreste's roof.

He was an asshole father and…

You wrinkled your forehead.

There was more, but you couldn't put your finger on it.

Anyway.

The third was to become a Miraculous User, preferably the black cat, and help Marinette/Ladybug with the Akumas and find out who Papillion was.

This was what you had forgotten.

So you needed to become some kind of detective too.

…Could you maybe use all this money you had and the connection to the Mayor of Paris for it?

You started to write again in your notebook. You tried to think of anything, tried to plan for anything, all you could think of.

In the end, another three hours passed and you saw how the sun slowly came up.

It was a Saturday, so no school, you could at least recuperate the lost hours of sleep, till you began with your plans.

Yawning you put the notebook and pen away. You decide to hide it behind your desk and the wall, till you would find a better hiding place for it.

Then you practically slumped down on your heavenly bed and took the yellow teddy bear in your arms. It was a cute thing and you needed a bit of comfort now.

So you closed your eyes and fall asleep.

Operation: Save Miraculous from Canon would start after you woke up.