Natsuki Subaru was on one of his usual late evening walks, going to a seven eleven to buy a snack that can satiate him besides his mother's cooking, it has been uneventful and he was getting a bit tired and bored, maybe he can go to school and try to find ways there to pass time.

Nah, who is he kidding the education system and the working class and can go suck a fat dick, he rubbed his eyes and when he looked again he found himself in a different place than what he once were, he was in a mountain area, ok that's not normal, he was surrounded by freaks of nature that had animal features and some with machinery coming out of their body, definitely not normal as well, a girl with her chest almost bare nak- ok that's definitely illegal to look at.

Where the hell did he get launched to, this definitely not a fantasy setting , definitely seems futuristic in someway, but he also needed to understand what is going on so the only thing he can do was strike his trademark pose that he 100 % didn't just make up, he pointed hind in the air, spun his hip in the direction of his held up hand and shouted at the top of his lungs "I am Natsuki Subaru! state your business or parish!"

No one understood who this guy is or what he wanted but they still were careful about him, an unknown variable is dangerous to approach, Subaru was surprised that his super awesome technique didn't have a noticeable effect but he could work on that later…or never because he head was falling off currently, well at least it was painless, his vision went dark and with it his life.

Across the vast universe arceus was going on a casual walk in the cosmos and took notice of a tragedy that befell on a poor human child "What a poor child this one is, i can sense that this isn't even his world, perhaps i can try to help him out a b- ayo? ayo…AYO!".

Arceus was either high from the weed that giratina supplied him with or that he is seeing some shadowy tentecale-hand things break space time to get a hold of that child, he didn't have a lot of time to think so he needed to act quick, he needed to give the child something to fend for himself with without personally intervening personally, so he needed to find a quick and easy to get but considerably good power source and give it to him, and then his eyes fell on a certain green haired kid with a stock pillin power, "I'm sure there will be alot or repercussions for what i am about to do, but fuck it i'm god".

And with that NAtsuki Subaru is now the opening his eyes for the second time to find himself in a different location, this time one that was definitely a fantasy world, but having just lost his head Subaru is a bit disoriented, he had to sit down for a while and catch his breath because hyperventilating in the middle of the road was not a good idea.

He found a nice alley he could rest in and put his stuff down that he somehow didn't lose from the earlier debacle and tried to rest, not noticing the set of eyes that kept following him from the moment he got to this world, after a few moments Subaru heard footsteps coming towards, he hoped it was some kind of cute girl or god that sent him here, but he was out of luck for it was the three idiot stooges.

"Hey there bro, we see that you're not from around here, you see you need to pay a protection fee to us so you can hang around free-"

The man was cut off by Subaru "ok let me guess, you're the pretty one, the guy on the left is the big buff stupid one, and the little guy on the left is the one with the weird powers" he was really proud of himself for pulling that off.

"Actually I'm I'm the smart one of the group" said the buff guy that you would know his name if you read the novel "we all don't have magic, so no weird powers, and he isn't really that pretty in all honesty" Subaru was feeling not so proud of himself after that.

The white haired man wasn't pleased with what he heard but he will leave that to later, after they mug this man of course, "Money! And or possessions on hand now please," he really was looking forward to their loot that they'll get now.

"How about no." A quick response from Subaru and this prompted the three men to attack, Subaru wasn't really in the mood to fight after what has happened so far, especially if his memories serves him right and he died which he should think about later, but now it's time to fight.

But something weird happened as the bandits were approaching Subaru felt a heat spread throughout his entire body, the bandits also witnessed red veins enveloping Subaru's body or what they could see if it.

Subaru didn't understand what is going on today, for fucks sake can't he get a break, but besides that he felt a great power rising in his body, 'maybe this is my isekai gift I've been promised' with that thought he tightened his fist clenched his buttocks and was about to punch.

"Wait! I need a name for my new moves!" That is true, one cannot gain and incredible power and not use it with quirky names to boot and Subaru desperately needed one, time was running out so he could only really think of one thing.

"Mt. Kumotori SMASH!" He gave a punch so strong it generated a wind blast that blasted those tugs to kingdom come, not only that but it destroyed several buildings in the vicinity and launched Subaru quite a few feet back.

when he stood up to check the aftermath it was a carnage that took innocent people's lives, he didn't have the time to feel like shit about the people he killed because he felt a his hand and when he looked at it it was so broken and twisted one that looked at it would say "he played a extreme game of twister".

He grabbed it with his safe hand and fell on his knees the only thing he could muster at the moment was "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" pure unadulterated screams of pain and agony.

It felt so bad it made him forget the deaths his just caused and the lists of most wanted he definitely made into, it really wasn't his day, and no one knows how truly this adventure was about to be