Lillian's POV
Well here we are about to bind Death. I would be doing the spell because the others were to scared to bind Death to them. I started the spell saying it perfectly. All of a sudden the house started to shake and then stopped. I said Death. Death said you're joking. I said I'm sorry Death this isn't what it seems. Death said seems like you bound me. I said for good reason ok just hear us out. Dean said fried pickle chip they're the best in the state. Death said that easy to soothe me you think? This is about Sam's hallucinations I assume. Dean said what? Death said sorry Sam one wall per customer now unbind me. Sam said we can't yet. Death said this isn't going to end well. Dean said we need you to kill God. Death said pardon? Bobby said kill god you heard right you honor. Death said what makes you think I can do that? Dean said you told me? Death said why should I? I thought why is Death so hot I've had a crush on Death for a while now he's just so attractive. Dean said because we said so and Lily is the boss of you. I said respectfully. Castiel said amazing. Sam said Cass. Cass said I didn't want to kill you but now. Dean said you can't kill us. Cass said you've erased any nostalgia I had for you Dean. Dean said Death is Lily's bitch we ain't gonna die even if god pulls the trigger. Death said annoying little Protozoa aren't they? God? You look awfully like a mutated angel to me your vessels melting you're going to explode. Cass said no I'm not when I've finished my work I'll repair myself. Death said you think you can because your simply under the weight of all those would yes? But that's not the worst problem there are things much older than souls in purgatory and you gulped those in too. Cass said irrelevant I control them. Death said for the moment. Dean said wait what older things. Death said long before God created angel and man he created the first beast the leviathans. Dean said leviathans? Death said I personally found them entertaining but he was concerned they'd chomp the entire petri dish so he locked then away. Why do you think he created purgatory. To keep those clever poisonous things out now Castiel has swallowed them he's the one thin membrane between the old ones and your home. Cass said enough. Death said stupid little soldier you are. Cass said why because I dared open a door that he shut? Where is he? I did a service taking his place. Death said service? Settling petty vendettas? Cass said no I'm cleaning up one mess after another selflessly. Death said quite the humanitarian. Cass said and how would you know? What are you really? A flyswatter? Death said destined to swat you I think. Cass said unless I take you first. Death said really bought his own press this one. Please Cass I know God and you sir are no God. Dean said alright put your junk away both of you look call him what you want just kill him now. Death said all right fine. Death went to do it but Cass broke the spell. Death said thank you. I had a tingle I'd be reaping someone very very soon and sat down taking the pickle chips. He turned to the wife and husband we had tied up. He said don't worry not you. Cass left. Death said well he was in a hurry and popped a pickle in his mouth. Death had finished eating. Dean said umm. Death said shut up Dean. I'm not here to tie your shoes everytime you trip I warned you about those souls how long ago? Long enough to stop that fool and here we are again with your little planet on the edge of immolation. Dean said well I'm sorry alright I've been trying to save this planet so maybe you should find somebody better to tip off. Death said maybe I should spend my effort on a better planet. Well it's been amusing. Sam said wait hold on hold on just can you give us something? You have to care a little bit what happens to us. Death said you know I really don't but I do find that little angel arrogant. Dean great let's go with that. Death said your only hope is to have him return it all to purgatory quickly. Sam said we need a door. Death said you have everything you need at that lab get him to return there and compel him to give up the power. Dean said compel? Death said figure it out. Bobby said but that door only opens in the eclipse and that's over. Death said I'll make another 3:59 Sunday morning just before dawn be punctual don't thank me clean up your mess. Try to bind me again you'll die before you start. Death said oh and I can read minds Lily and Dean nice pickle chips by the way. He walked out. Dean said what did he mean about reading minds Lily what were you thinking? I said I have no clue what he was talking about.
I go back to Bobby's and went to the room I always stayed in. Dean Sam and Bobby went out for a drink. I was getting ready for bed when I heard a voice say hello my dear. I turned around to see Death. I said hello Death. Death said you have a crush on me? I blushed my face getting hot. He said you find me oh so attractive he had a smirk on his face. I said if I would have known you could read my thoughts. Death said you wouldn't have thought them? I said I don't know but does it matter you don't like me I'm just a human a pathetic human. Death moved closer to me. He leaned down and whispered seductively in my ear now darling I find you quite beautiful. I looked at him shocked. Death said I've taken an intrest in you Lillian. Before I could say anything he disappeared. I said what the fuck just happened omg likes me. I'm a badass women. I went to bed.