Dare Show Vs Dare Show Chapter 2: Dare Competition, a cartoon x-overs fanfic

The next day at Toon Manor; Luz's alarm clock struck 5:30 before going off.

Sonic, Tails, and Lynn Jr groaned in annoyance as Luz woke up and turned off the clock.

"Oh for crying out loud Luz." said Sonic.

"What, I've got big plans today." said Luz.

"With two very old and possibly forgotten Nicktoons who might not get represented in a possible future DLC pack in Nickelodeon All Stars Brawl?" said Lynn.

Luz scoffed.

"Please, Henry and June aren't that old." said Luz.

"They're middle schoolers from the late 90's." said Tails.

Luz is shocked.

"Huh?" said Luz.

"Google it." said Sonic.

Luz nodded and did and became shocked.

"Wow, those two are middle schoolers." said Luz.

Interview Gag

"You learn something new every day." said Luz.

End Interview Gag

Luz walked down the stairs before the front door opened up, revealing Roger, Crunch, and Viney who were slightly tired walking into the mansion with Crunch carrying a mechanical bull.

He looked at Luz.

"Where do you want this mechanical bull?" said Crunch.

Luz became confused.

"Why do you have a mechanical bull?" said Luz.

"In case someone gives a dare involving riding a mechanical bull." said Crunch.

Luz sighed.

"In the basement." said Luz.

Crunch nodded and walked off just as June appeared and knocked on the door.

"Hey, I'm here." said June.

Everyone noticed her.

"Oh hey June." said Viney.

"When's Henry supposed to get here?" said Luz.

"I told him six, but he's always late." said June.

"No, no, me and Viney found a way to make sure he gets here in time." said Roger.

Viney looked at a watch on her left arm.

"Five, four, three, two, one." said Viney.

Then Henry ran into the mansion holding a piece of paper that said '6:00 kiss Henry'.

"Is this the 6 o'clock hot girls kissing Henry event?" said Henry.

Roger and Viney fist bumped each other.

The green haired middle schooler looked around confused.

"Where are all the hot chicks?" said Henry.

June shook her head.

"Typical." said June.

Henry glared at Roger and Viney.

"You tricked me." said Henry.

Everyone laughed.

Interview Gag

Henry grumbled.

"This happens all the time. I'm tricked into showing up on time for something that isn't going to happen." said Henry.

End Interview Gag

Amity came down the stairs yawning.

She saw Luz and blushed ran back up and quickly came back down all dressed in a Black Turtleneck Tank Top under a Violet Denim Jacket, Purple Pants & Green Shoes.

"Morning Sweet Potato." said Luz.

Luz then kissed Amity on the cheek, making the witch blush.

"Is there a reason for these two?" said June.

"Yep, the year's 2022, kid shows are now showing LGBT characters, the creator of their show is bi and had to fight Disney to ensure that pairing happens, and Amity can't get enough of hearing Luz say crikey every time they kiss." said Roger.

"You're kidding right?" said Henry.

Luz and Amity then kissed each other before pulling away.

"Whoa, crikey." said Luz.

Amity smirked flirtatiously.

"See?" said Viney.

Later; the four separate Dare Show hosts as well as Roger, Crunch, and Viney were in the kitchen eating breakfast.

Luz was eating some pancakes with syrup, Amity was eating the same thing, Henry was eating a biscuit sandwich that had some sausage patties, bacon, eggs, and cheese, June was eating an omlette, Roger was eating four pancake sandwiches with chicken patties, sausage patties, bacon, eggs, and cheese, Crunch was eating 8 vegetarian breakfast burritos, and Viney was eating some pancakes with strawberries.

"So, how should we do this?" asked Amity.

The group did some thinking.

"Same thing as always? Get a message or live tweet from someone with a dare idea and go for it?" said Viney.

"We could also have guests appear, we know some people!" said June

"That can work." said Amity.

"Also it should be ladies first." said Roger.

Henry nodded.

"Good call. And I can use the opportunity to sell all this kickass Henry based merchandise." Henry said before holding up a calendar with pictures of himself holding construction equipment without a shirt on.

Everyone became shocked as Roger covered Viney's eyes.

"Yeah that's a no no!" said Luz.

Henry groaned.

"No one ever wants merchandise based off of me." said Henry.

"Yeah, all people want is this kind of merchandise." Crunch said before holding up a Sonic the Hedgehog based Monopoly game.

Henry shook his head.

"That franchise is terrible and so are the films with Jim Carrey." said Henry.

He was tapped on the shoulder.

The middle schooler turned around.

"Oh what do you-"Henry said before a very mad Sonic punched Henry in the balls really really hard, making him scream in pain.

"Remember, I can do ten times worse then what I just did." said Sonic.

"And there's our first celebrity appearance." said Luz.

Henry groaned.

"Fine!" He said

"He's surprisingly chill and down to earth when you get to know him." said Amity.

Sonic walked over to the stove and made himself fifty pancakes before pouring syrup on them before walking off.

Henry whistled.

"Nice skills." said Henry.

Later; the group was in the mansion basement setting up.

"Stand by for makeup Henry." said Crunch.

He slammed a huge pillow of make up powder on Henry's face, making him cough.

"That's overkill." said Henry, "Will this be happening for everyone else?"

He turned only to see that Roger and Viney were lightly dabbing lots of makeup on June.

"Wouldn't want to damage this pretty little face of yours." said Roger.

"It's TV quality." said Viney.

Henry became shocked.

"Hey no fair." said Henry.

Roger turned to Henry.

"She's a girl, like we're going to give her a huge pillow's worth of makeup." said Roger.

"She get's all the special treatment. Instantly hired on the spot for Kablam co host, barely even harmed physically, while I'm the butt of the jokes all the time." said Henry.

June stood up chuckling as Roger, Viney, and Crunch walked away.

"I can't help it if I was the most popular character in the show." said June.

The two started arguing amongst each other as everyone else watch.

"Wait, are they going to kiss?" said Luz.

"You should see the TV Tropes page on the character's and the Kablam wikia page on the unreleased and possibly non existent episode 29." said Roger.

Luz nodded.

"That would be so cool if there was evidence of that episodes existence." said Luz.

"15 seconds to streaming." said Crunch.

Everyone nodded.

"Got it Crunch." They said.

Roger and Viney finished what they were doing and went to their spots with Crunch as the four hosts sat in separate chairs.

"Are we ready?" said Viney.

The four hosts nodded.

"Yeah, let's do this." said Amity.

"Streaming live in five, four, three, two." Roger said before holding up one finger and pointed to the four hosts as Crunch pressed a button on the controls as music started playing.

Crunch moved close to a microphone.

"Assume the crash position, hold on tight, take a deep breath, for a special live streamed event." said Crunch.

Roger moved close to the same microphone.

"It's Dare Competition. Where two sets of Dare Show hosts try to outdo each other to see who can withstand more dares. And now, your hosts for this event. Luz Nocdeda, Amity Blight, June, and Cabbage Head." said Roger.

Henry became mad.

"HEY!" yelled Henry.

"Henry Cabbage Head." said Roger.

Henry sighed.

"Close enough." said Henry.

Roger and Crunch pressed some buttons as the lights dimmed and the four hosts did the macarena before Luz and Amity as well as Henry and June respectively danced with each other.

The four stopped and sat down at their respective seats as the music stopped and the lights became bright again.

"Welcome one and all to a special Dare Show competition. I'm Luz Noceda." said Luz.

"I'm Amity Blight." said Amity.

"I'm June, and this is Cabbage Head." June said while motioning to Henry.

Henry became mad and glared at a giggling June.

Laughter is heard.

At homes of the viewers; everyone was laughing, even the Collector who was Watching this from the Boiling Isles.

"Anyways, for this special, we're going to see which set of separate Dare Show hosts can do the most craziest dares ever. Now send in those calls and tweets to get this started." said Amity.

The group waited around and Roger, Crunch, and Viney looked at a computer then at the hosts.

"Nope, no requests yet." said Roger.

Henry groaned.

"Surely seeing us embarrass ourselves should be worth the entertainment and the internet usage bills in your home." said Henry.

"Still nothing." said Crunch.

June grinned mischievously.

"Did we mention that Mr. Bigfoot knows where you live and can rip your head off like a grape?" June said as a camera turned to Bigfoot who grinned evilly while ripping a grape off a vine before eating it as suspenseful music played.

Viney shook her head.

"Really? Making a death threat like that won't get requests pouring in." said Viney.

However a ringing sound is heard shocking everyone.

Interview Gag

First was Luz and Amity

"Wow, who'd have thought?" said Luz.

"Yeah, just threaten to off someone by saying that someone else knows where they live and how they can off you." said Amity.

Luz chuckled.

"If your mother had any redeeming qualities, she'd probably support what we have if we had just threatened to sick a killer on her." said Luz.

The two girlfriends did some thinking.

"NAH!" the two said.

Lastly was June

"I pulled the same thing when hosting a telethon once on Kablam." said June.

End Interview Gag

"Okay, better get one of these requests over with." said Crunch.

Roger pressed some keys on the computer and a zoom call from Joker appeared on screen.

Everyone became confused.

"The clown prince of crime?" said Amity.

"The co author insisted." said Roger.

Amity shook her head.

"Okay okay, hello caller, you're live and on the air." said Amity.

Joker smiled.

"Thank you, I love this show, and here's a Dare for June, I dare her to dye her hair and wear Pink Clothes for the rest of this show/Fic!" dared Joker.

June scoffed.

"No way, I hate Pink!" She said. "I won't do it!"

"Also, we've already got someone with pink like hair, that'll lead to some serious confusion." said Luz.

Joker groaned in annoyance.

"Fine, fine, fine, then I dare her to walk up the side of a skyscraper with no help." said Joker.

Roger sighed.

"Hopefully this goes better then the last time someone did just that." said Roger.

Flashback

At the bottom of a skyscraper; a bunch of people were looking up in wonder.

Camila, Amity, and Roger were walking by and looked up at the same thing.

"Whoa, what is this?" said Amity.

"Looks like someone's scaling a skyscraper." said Roger.

Camila shook her head.

"Whoever it is must be very nuts and have such a death wish." Camila said as Roger pulled out a pair of binoculars with a neck strap on and put them on before looking through them.

"Camila that's your daughter." said Roger.

Camila became shocked.

"WHAT?!" yelled Camila.

She took the binoculars from Roger's hand and looked through them, not paying attention to the fact that she was strangling the meerkat.

The vet became more shocked.

"Dios Miho, it is Luz. What is she doing?" said Camila.

Amity became shocked.

"Luz?" said Amity.

She took the binoculars away, strangling Roger some more before looking through the binoculars.

"Why that crazy girl, always doing something crazy." said Amity.

Camila took the binoculars away, strangling Roger more.

"Give me that, I'm her mother." said Camila.

Amity took the binoculars, choking Roger more.

"Well I'm her girlfriend." said Amity.

Camila took the binoculars again, strangling Roger some more.

"Well the mother has a right to be more worried since I brought her into this world." said Camila.

"Camila has a point." said Roger.

Amity took the binoculars, strangling Roger more.

"Well the Awesome Girlfriend has to be worried just as much since she helped me change for the better." said Amity.

"Amity's got a point as well." said Roger.

The two women kept on taking the binoculars from each other not paying attention to their strangling of Roger.

Eventually Roger had enough and started yelling in anger.

"QUIT FUCKING STRANGLING ME YOU PSYCHO BITCHES!" Roger yelled as the very words he said escaped his mouth and the two girls fell on their backs in shock.

Roger stopped yelling in shock at what he did.

End Flashback

"I forgave Mrs. Noceda since she's a vet and didn't realize what she was doing. But I'm still sore at Amity for her part in animal cruelty." said Roger.

Amity groaned.

"You know what, the pink thing doesn't sound so bad after all." said June.

"But I changed my dare." said Joker, "Make with scaling a skyscraper already."

"Sorry, no can do. First dare is the one I have to do. So give that to someone else." said June.

Joker became mad.

"Blue haired pussy cat." said Joker.

June became shocked and mad.

"What did you call me?" She asked.

"You're a blue haired pussy cat. You can't even do anything that very interesting and adrenaline pumping." said Joker.

He started making noises of a scared cat.

June stood up in anger.

"I'LL SHOW YOU A PUSSY CAT!" yelled June.

She started to walk off and dragged Roger off.

"Oh, okay." said Roger.

A door opening sound was heard followed by a slam.

"Okay then, while we wait to see what'll happen with that stunt, let's move on to another dare." said Luz.

Crunch pushed some buttons on the keyboard before the video call from Joker was replaced by one of Classic Sonic.

"Hello, you're live and on the air." said Amity.

Classic Sonic started doing some sign language as Sonic appeared next to Classic Sonic to translate.

"My mute counterpart has a dare for Henry. He dares Henry to listening to every major spoiler to Thor Love and Thunder." said Sonic.

Henry became shocked.

"What? Me and June were going to see that movie tomorrow." said Henry.

Classic Sonic grinned and did more sign language.

"My classic counterpart said he doesn't care." He said.

"COME ON, There has to be a good date that doesn't involve Spoilers!" said Henry.

He became shocked by what he said and looked at everyone in the room staring at him.

"A platonic date. Two friends can have a date that's 100 percent platonic." said Henry.

"We're losing him." said Viney.

"No, no, I'm not going to listen to MCU spoilers. Give them to someone else." said Henry.

Classic Sonic did some sign language.

"Shit head." said Sonic.

Henry became shocked and mad.

"Run that by me again." said Henry.

"Classic Sonic called you a shit head." said Sonic.

Classic Sonic did lots more sign language.

"He's saying that if you were a shit head, he wouldn't rub you all over his body due to hedgehog's natural instincts which I'm not going to get into. There's even something about you looking like green shit due to liver issues and-"Sonic said before being interrupted by Henry.

"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SPOILERS!" yelled Henry.

Luz, Amity, and Viney put noise cancelling headphones on and Crunch walked over to Henry and looked at his phone.

"Thor gets two loud screaming goats after helping the Guardian's of the Galaxy." said Crunch.