Back in the Toon Manor basement; everyone was waiting around for Roger and June.
"Where are those two anyways?" said Amity.
Then Roger carrying June in his arms appeared before setting the blue haired girl on her chair before walking behind the cameras.
"Oh yeah, that foot long chili cheese dog was really good, especially that Oreo and Peanut Butter master shake." said June.
"Did you bring us anything?" said Luz.
"No, you should have texted me what you wanted." said Roger.
"We kind of figured you-"Henry said before being interrupted by an angry Roger.
"I SAID YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME!" Roger yelled in anger as the very words escaped his mouth.
Everyone became shocked by that and Roger groaned.
Roger sat down on his chair.
"Let's move onto the next dare." said Amity.
Crunch pressed some buttons on the keyboard and a video call from Bex appeared.
"Hello caller, you're live and on the Dare Show." said June.
"Okay, I dare Luz to share a kiss with the former Golden Guard Hunter." said Bex.
Everyone became shocked.
"This is going to hurt Hunter more than it's going to hurt Luz." said Roger.
Luz scoffed.
"No way, I am not gonna kiss Hunter!" She said.
"Your Ponytail sucks!" said Bex.
"What was that?" asked an annoyed Luz.
"I said your Ponytail sucks and your ugly just like your mom!" said Bex.
Luz is mad.
"OK LETS GET THIS OVER WOTH AND IM GLAD YOUR FRIEND'S SHOW GOT CANCELED FROM FOX!" screamed Luz.
"Now I'm worried about the last six episodes being released on Hulu." said Crunch.
Roger did some texting on his phone before putting it away.
Hunter appeared in the basement.
"Okay, okay, I'm supposed to meet Willow in half an hour, let's get this dare involving an un needed Lunter shipping moment over with." said Hunter.
Luz stood up and put a hand on Hunter's shoulder.
"Just remember Hunter, this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me." said Luz.
Hunter became confused.
"Don't you mean 'you' more than 'me'?" said Hunter.
"Nope, I mean it the way I meant." said Luz.
She and Hunter then kissed each other before pulling away.
"Huh, that didn't hurt at all." said Hunter.
Amity did a battle cry and tackled Hunter to the ground angrily before lots of punching sounds were heard.
The witch stood up slapping her hands together as an injured Hunter stood up groaning in pain.
"Okay, so it did hurt me more then Luz." said Hunter.
He staggered off, groaning in pain with each step.
"I can't believe I actually did that. If only sharing a kiss with your significant other could make you forget what you were dared to do." said Luz.
Amity then kissed Luz on the lips.
"I forgot what just happened." said Luz.
Everyone smiled.
"Next caller." said Roger as he pushed a button.
The next caller appeared and it is Harley Quinn.
"Harley Quinn here with a dare for Amity, I dare her to eat every kind of hot pepper one by one without stopping or drinking anything between peppers." said Harley.
Amity became shocked.
"What?" said Amity.
Roger and Crunch each pulled out jars filled with different kinds of hot peppers.
"You think she'll survive the ghost pepper?" said Crunch.
"I'm more worried about the bowel movements afterwards." said Roger.
Amity gulped.
"No way, I'd rather dress up as my mom!" She said.
A phone was put in front of her, and the witch skimmed through it.
"Harley Quinn initially gave that dare, I sent Roger to ruffle her up due to not wanting to be connected to or reminded of Odalia again, and he up and kills her by claiming self defense?" said Amity.
She breathed in deeply in shock.
"Okay, smart move." said Amity.
The phone was taken away.
"No, no, I'm not eating a bunch of peppers." said Amity.
Harley became mad.
"Karen." said Harley.
Amity became mad.
"What did you call me?" She asked pissed off.
"You're a Karen, always talking down to people more times then needed." said Harley.
Viney shook her head.
"That's what she would have been if Luz never showed up." said Viney.
"I dated a Karen once, but I dumped her because of how bossy she was." said Roger.
"Karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen, karen-"Harley said before Amity stood up.
"I'LL SHOW YOU A KAREN, ROGER, GIVE ME THOSE PEPPERS." Amity yelled.
Roger and Crunch put a bunch of peppers in front of Amity who grabbed a green pepper before eating it.
"Aw man, I can't believe I'm actually doing this." said Amity.
"Those peppers will take your breath away." said Crunch.
The witch then grabbed a red chili pepper and ate it.
"So during Amity's pepper eating fiasco, we'll take another request from another caller." said June.
Roger pushed some buttons on a keyboard and the Harley call changed to one from the ghost Scratch.
"Hey what up, this is Scratch, calling with a dare for the two former Kablam hosts. I dare those two to dance with each other on a tight rope just like Melmen and Gloria did in the third Madagascar movie." said Scratch.
Henry and June sighed in relief.
"That ain't so bad." Said Henry.
"Hold on. WITHOUT ANY SAFETY MEASURES!" Scratch yelled.
Interview Gag
Scratch chuckled mischievously.
"I'm going to enjoy people putting their lives on the line for entertainment." said Scratch.
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The middle schoolers became shocked.
"So, you expect me and June?" said Henry.
"Yes." said Scratch.
"To dance on a tight rope?" said June.
"Uh huh." said Scratch.
"Without a net or any other safety precautions?" said Henry.
"This is what I'm telling you. Make with the tight rope dancing." said Scratch.
Amity ate a Thai chili pepper followed by a habanero pepper and gasped for air.
"Crazy...psycho...ghost." Amity gasped.
"Yeah, it's just that, Henry and I are still young, and we don't want to disappoint our single parents with a stunt that can lead to our deaths. So let's move onto the next caller." said June.
Bigfoot shook his head and grunted.
"I'm with you there big guy." said Roger.
Scratch became mad.
"Oh I'm sorry, I should have dared the two of you to make your parents date each other instead." said Scratch.
Henry and June gagged at that.
"I don't need to picture that." said Henry.
"Happened in an episode of The Fairly Oddparents once." said Crunch.
He did some thinking.
"Oh wait, scratch that, Wanda's father was kidnapped by Cosmo's mother, and he got a bad case of Stockholm syndrome." said Crunch.
"If those two were to get married, do you think that would mean that Cosmo and Wanda would have to get a divorce and become brother and sister?" said Roger.
Crunch suddenly became shocked.
"Wow, no amount of therapy will be able to fix that." said Crunch.
"If your parents got married, that means that people will have to stop with shipping you two, you'll become brother and sister, and there's also having to-"Scratch said before being interrupted by June who stood up angrily.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU WANT TO SEE SOME TIGHT ROPE DANCING WITH NO SAFETY, I'LL SHOW YOU SOME! COME ON HENRY, LET'S DO SOME DANCING ON A TIGHT ROPE!" June said before grabbing Henry's hand and dragged him out of the studio.
Amity then picked up the last pepper which was a ghost pepper before eating it.
The witch then gasped for air before she started doing lots of wheezing like breathing.
A glass of milk was placed in front of the witch by Roger.
Amity looked at Roger in confusion.
"What, water doesn't work after eating spicy food in real life, milk's the solution, I saw a Nova program on that. Now if you'll excuse me, me and Crunch have to film Henry and June tight rope dancing and try to play wingmen." Roger said before he and Crunch walked off with a camera.
Amity drank down all the milk.
"Poor Amity." said Luz.