Outside the mansion; a tight rope was set up between two tall poles and Henry and June were climbing on opposite poles from each other.
Roger placed his camera drone on a table as Crunch was looking up.
"You think they'll be alright?" said Crunch.
"Positive, no one ever gets badly hurt in cartoons." said Roger.
He looked up and pulled out a megaphone before putting it in front of his mouth.
"How's it going up there?" said Roger.
"GOING PRETTY GOOD!" yelled Henry.
"I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ABOUT TO DO THIS!" yelled June.
"Just don't think about how high up you are, you'll be fine." said Roger.
He put the megaphone away before pulling out the drone controls and turned them on before the drone started up and flew into the air and started filming the whole thing.
"We've got live feed to the studio." said Roger.
Crunch looked up and held the same megaphone to his mouth.
"MAKE WITH THE STUNT!" yelled Crunch.
The two middle schoolers walked on the tight rope towards each other before stopping inches apart.
The shark pulled out his phone and tapped an icon on it before waltz music started playing on loud speakers.
Henry stuck a hand out.
"May I have this dance?" said Henry.
June blushed and groaned.
"Okay." said June.
The two grabbed each other and started dancing with each other while trying not to fall off the tight rope.
"Just out of curiosity, do you really think being wingmen to two people who claim to have a 100% platonic relationship will get them romantically involved?" said Crunch.
"Nope." said Roger, "But one can hope."
Crunch became confused.
"And we're trying to make sure these two get together because?" said Crunch.
"Odds are this dance number might end with the two kissing, that's a prelude to becoming romantically interested. Plus, if these two end up sharing a kiss on a live streaming show after this number, Henry and June won't be dared into sharing another kiss." said Roger.
Crunch nodded.
"Smart move." said Crunch.
Henry and June kept on waltzing on the tight rope and Henry dipped June.
The two nearly lost their balance before Henry pulled June up and the two held each other very close.
They stared into each other's eyes shockingly.
"I don't know if it's the music or the dancing we're doing right now, but you seem really good in this angle." said Henry.
June blushed.
"Could be me." said June.
The two kept on looking into each others eyes before inching closer.
Roger and Crunch moved their heads close to the thing.
In the studio; Luz, Amity, and Viney were watching the streamed video and moved their heads close to the TV.
At multiple homes; people who were watching the video moved their heads close to either their TV's, computers, or smartphones.
Back outside; Roger made his drone move close to Henry and June.
"You ever get the feeling like we're being watched?" said June.
"Obviously, we're still live streaming." said Henry.
The two then kissed each other and blushed.
But they pulled away in shock.
"Whoa, crikey." said June.
Roger and Crunch burst out laughing.
"Aw man, this must be the way how everyone with a pony tail reacts after sharing a kiss with someone." said Roger.
The two kept on laughing.
In the studio; Luz, Amity, and Viney were also laughing.
"Now I don't feel so embarrassed after my first kiss with Amity." said Luz.
Amity nodded.
"Not the most dorkiest thing you've done." said Amity.
The girls kept on laughing.
The viewers at their homes were laughing as well.
Even the villains who saw this laughed.
"Now that's a barrel of laughs." said Joker.
He continued laughing.
Later; Henry and June who were blushing nervously walked to their chairs in the mansion studio and sat down as everyone else was trying to hold in their laughter.
"Go ahead and laugh, we can take it." said June.
Everyone started laughing
"Let's take a break, with a guest star Prometheus and Bob." said Henry.
Then a purple alien named Prometheus and a bald caveman named Bob appeared and sat down on seperate chairs.
The alien messed with a belt and started speaking different alien languages.
"This might take a while." said Luz.
Bob looked at his teacher/best friend.
The caveman did some caveman talk.
Roger was using his phone to place an order from Wendy's through Grub Hub.
"I needs me a chocolate Frosty." said Roger.
Prometheus kept messing with his belt while speaking the alien languages before stopping at English.
"Is, is this good?" said Prometheus.
Everyone became shocked by this.
"From you creatures reaction it is good!" said the Purple Alien.
Bob became shocked touched the belt and it zapped Bob.
"Ow that hurt!" He said in simple English and became shocked, "Wait what did I say?"
"Is that caveman talking?" said Luz.
Prometheus groaned.
"Great, my belt malfunctioned." said Prometheus.
"Come on, I think this is good, we can now understand each other." Bob said.
The alien realized Bob is right and nodded.
"Right, right." said Prometheus.
"So, Prometheus and Bob. Back when Kablam was still a show, you were part of a segment involving top secret footage of an alien educating a caveman on stuff that wouldn't yet exist for nine million years from then. What came about that?" said Amity.
"I don't know, I was confused about the whole thing." said Bob.
"My superiors assigned me the job of educating a lifeform on Earth so that they'd be ready for what the future lies ahead." said Prometheus.
"But that always failed." said Luz.
The alien nodded.
"Terribly!" He said.
"Well when we saw the Art one; Bob seemed to have known how to work your remote for the camera." said Amity.
"I've been around Prometheus for a while now that I know how most of his things work." said Bob.
Everyone nodded.
"Wouldn't doubt that." said Henry.
"And the whole thing with the monkey ruining everything. Was that planned out for the sketches, or was it a last minute addition?" said June.
"Actually he was hunted by Bob's tribe but after freeing him, he remained with us, he surprisingly knows how to work my stuff as well, he even helped me realize that teaching Bob how to spear was useless, he already knows how to Spear." said the Alien.
"Pretty sure that monkey's a sadistic maniac." said Viney.
"You and America girl." said Roger.
Viney glared at her best friend.
"Just out of curiosity, of all the times you've failed to educate Bob, why did your superiors never bother to fire or reassign you?" said Luz.
"They're always short staffed and want me to suffer." said Prometheus.
Bob nodded.
"Plus I would be sad without him." said Bob.
"Having to educate a lower life form, that would do things to one's mind after a while." said Crunch, "Good thing I've got a college education."
"Also with that one machine you did, I couldn't help notice when you both evolved and devolved you two looked alike." said Luz.
"Our weirdest moment yet." said Bob.
"Oh yeah, that was." said Prometheus.
The hosts turned to the viewers.
"Well there you have it, Prometheus and Bob." said Henry.
The two stop motion characters stood up and walked off.
"Now for the next dare." said Amity.
Roger pushed a button on the keyboard, making a facetime call from Dewey Duck appear.
"Hello caller, you're live and on the air." said June.
"Hey what's happening? I dare Henry to put shaving cream on Bigfoot's hand while he's sleeping and trick him into splattering the cream on his own face." said Dewey.
Henry became shocked.
"OH NO!" yelled Henry.
June smirked.
"Oh yes." said June.
Roger shook his head.
"Boy, after the moment she and Henry had on the tight rope, I'm surprised she's still sadistic like that." said Roger.
"Find someone else to do a dare that might end with Bigfoot harming them instead, perhaps June." said Henry.
June huffed.
"Here's a better idea!" said Dewey, "You both do it and I won't reveal pictures of you two kissing in the elevator after that Rope dare."
Everyone became shocked.
"What?" said Amity.
"Uh...if you supposedly have such evidence, then wouldn't it have made more sense to have not said that in person while on a live streamed show and instead say that as an anonymous viewer. I mean everyone viewing this currently knows that the person who's giving the dare and is blackmailing two people right now just so happens to be the nephew of Duckberg's richest duck ever." said June.
Dewey realized they are right and groaned nervously.
"Dammit." said Dewey.
"Horrible planning, that's as horrible as selling stolen stuff online." said Roger.
"Amen." said Crunch.
"Any who, since you basically planned the worst possible way to blackmail me, June and I will not be doing the dare." said Henry.
"I'll read your Twilight Zone fanfiction for everyone to hear." said Dewey.
"Get the shaving cream June." said Henry.
June walked off as Henry walked over to Bigfoot who was fast asleep.
Roger was on his phone looking at stuff and became shocked.
"Hey, I hacked into one of the tight rope elevator's cameras and found the photo's Dewey was talking about." said Roger.
"Oh boy, show it." Luz said as she and Amity walked off stage and looked at Roger's phone with Crunch and Viney.
The first photo was of Henry and June looking away from each other nervously.
Roger swiped the photo away to reveal one of the two with their eyes towards each other.
June returned with some shaving cream.
"I've got the shaving cream." said June.
She noticed everyone and became confused.
"What're they doing?" said June.
"No idea." said Henry.
He pulled out Bigfoot's hand and June sprayed some shaving cream on the creature's hand.
Roger's group then saw a photo of Henry and June holding each other while June had her hands on Henry's cheeks.
The photo was swiped away to reveal one with June kissing Henry on the cheek, leaving the green haired boy chocked.
The photo then changed to one of Henry with his eyes closed and holding one of June's hands in place.
"Huh, Deja Vu." said Amity.
"We're ready." said June.
The others turned to the middle schoolers.
Henry pulled out a feather duster.
"Let the action begin." said Henry.
He lightly brushed the feather part of the duster across Bigfoot's face.
The creature groaned and pulled the shaving cream hand up, but instead of it splattering in his own face, he splattered it in Henry's face.
June snickered as Henry pulled Bigfoot's hand off his face and was annoyed.
Bigfoot woke up snickering.
"Oh wow, that's a new twist on a classic gag." said Roger.
Henry wiped the shaving cream off his face.
"I can't believe I actually did that." said Henry.
"Look at it this way Henry, at least you got to pull off such a joke." said June.
Henry realized June is right.
"Next Caller." He said.
Soon Maleficent the Mistress of all Disney villains was on the line shocking everyone.
"It's Maleficent!" said Luz.
"You mean the mistress of all evil!" asked Amity, "The one who cursed Aurora as a baby just for not being invited to a party?"
"Whatever, I dare the hairball desert dweller to eat a peanut butter sandwich." said Maleficent.
Everyone became shocked.
"What? You can't give a dare to a member of the production crew. It says so on the rule board." said Luz.
Roger held up a sign that said Dare Show rules.
The first rule said; No dares to any members of the production crew. Dares to Luz's mother are okay though.
Maleficent groaned and sighed.
"Fine then I dare that Purple haired girl to eat a Peanut Butter Sandwich." ordered Maleficent.
Amity smirked.
"No problem." She said.
"With My toenail clippings on it in Dragon form." added Maleficent.
Everyone was shocked.
Roger snickered.
"Sucker. Good thing I cant do the dare due to rules being rules. I've got a peanut allergy." said Roger.
But then a pink fireball hit the sign, burning it up to ashes, shocking the meerkat.
Amity acted shocked.
"Ooops, looks like we don't have any rules anymore. Roger's going to have to take the peanut butter dare." said Amity.
Roger groaned in annoyance.
"Okay then, back to the furball part of the production crew then." said Maleficent.
The meerkat pulled out some bread and a jar of peanut butter before spreading the peanut butter on the bread.
"I just hope that this doesn't end horribly." said June.
Viney was holding an EpiPen.
"I've got an EpiPen ready in case he starts puffing up." said Viney.
Roger slapped the bread together before taking a bite out of it.
The meerkat started puffing up before Viney injected the medicine into the meerkat, turning him back to normal.
"Aw man, I can't believe I actually did that." said Roger.
"Suck on that asshole." said Maleficent.
She started laughing as Roger stomped off in anger.
"Now that was awesome." said Maleficent.
She continued laughing, but then a sword was lodged through her heart, making the mistress of evil scream in pain.
She noticed the sword in her chest as blood dripped from it.
"Oh no, not again." said Maleficent.
She then fell to the ground dead before melting to nothing and Roger showed himself from Maleficent's end, shocking everyone.
"Looks like I'm more deadly then the mistress of evil. BIATCH!" yelled Roger.
The facetime called turned off and Henry was nervous.
"June." said Henry.
"Yes Henry?" said June.
"Remind me never to make that meerkat mad ever again." said Henry.
"I was about to ask you the same thing!" She said. "Next caller."
Soon Hades appeared.
"It is I Hades, with a dare for both Luz & June." He said.
Everyone looked at the TV.
"Oh boy, this'll be awesome." said Crunch.
"I dare Luz & June to kiss!" He said.
Everyone became shocked as Roger returned.
"What?" Said Amity.
"Yeah, I was going to dare June to do the same thing with Henry, but the tight rope thing kinda fucked it up." Said Hades.
He then grinned.
"And they must kiss while riding a Tiger." He said
Everyone became more shocked.
"Oh boy, kissing while on a tiger." said Roger.
"On a Airplane Wing!" added Hades.
"This is getting even better." said Roger.
"While the plane is flying." said Hades.
Roger whistled.
"Over an active Volcano." Finished Hades.
The group groaned in annoyance.
Later; Hades was reading down a huge list as everyone looked very bored.
"And they're to also wear nothing but tutu's while dancing to swing music and-"Hades said before being interrupted by a very angry and annoyed Luz.
"JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY! THIS SHOW SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER HOURS AGO, BUT YOU SPENT MOST OF THE TIME GIVING A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUPID DEMANDS FOR A STUNT! SO GET YOUR DARE REQUEST OVER WITH, NOW!" yelled Luz.
Everyone was shocked by what Luz just did.
Even Amity was shocked as she blushed like a tomato.
"Oh wow, Luz is so sexy when she's angry." Amity said.
Hades gulped and chuckled nervously.
"You and June can just kiss each other and forego all the other requests." said Hades.
Interview Gag
First was Hades.
"Ok I may be lord of the Underworld but even I get scared sometimes, and she scared me." said Hades.
Lastly was Amity who was still blushing in shock at seeing her Awesome Girlfriend yelling in anger.
She saw the camera.
"What?" She asked.
End Interview Gag
"Thank you." said Luz.
She and June stood up and looked at each other before kissing.
"I don't even like what I'm looking at right now." said Henry.
"Same here." said Amity.
"Tobey Maguire didn't like having to kiss Kristen Dunst in the first Spider Man film, but that was because he was hanging upside down in the rain." said Crunch.
Everyone looked at the shark.
"I read about it on a post on Facebook." said Crunch.
The two girls pulled away groaning in disgust.
"Aw, I can't believe I actually did that." said June.
"I do." said Viney.
