"Hey- OW!"

A girl had slapped Denki Kaminari with a,"Jerk!" before walking away with a huff.

Kaminari held his cheek,"Ok, I did date her once..." he turned away and began to walk down the street from the area in front of the restaurant. Then he bumped into something,"Oof, excuse me..." He stopped, noticing that it was a girl with long black hair and a pair of glasses,Hello! He thought.

"Uh, no, I'm sorry." The girl said, bowing quickly,"I wasn't watching where I was going..." She turned away.

Cute! Time to lay on the charm, Denki. Kaminari bowed,"I would never blame you for my own mistakes." he smirked,"By the way, my name's Denki Kaminari, I'm a student at UA."

The girl's eyes widened,"Oh really?" She smiled a little,"I, uh, never thought I'd meet someone from there. My name's... Hime Togashi." She blushed a little,"Um, is it alright if I walk with you?"

Well, that was easy! Then I could get her number, and we'd be gold! Unless she's a lesbian, in which case at least I made a friend! Kaminari smirked,"Oh of course! Where are you heading?"

"Down this alley, to my apartment... where I live alone... " She whispered.

Holy- "Ah, I see." Kaminari smiled,"Lead the way."

Hime smiled back at him as she lead him to the alley...

Where she then grabbed him and slammed him to the wall,"Man, you are an idiot." She said as her form began to melt into that of Himiko Toga.

Kaminari's eyes widened,"Curses! Really should've seen the warning signs!"

"If I take you... then Midoriya will have to find me, right?" Toga smirked.

"I mean, he's a good fri-" Kaminari stopped himself,"Uh, I mean, I don't know the guy..."

"... You're a horrible liar." Toga brought a knife to his neck.

"Well, it's hard to talk when a beautiful woman is holding you by the throat," Kaminari said with a wink.

"Are you serious right now?" Toga raised an eyebrow.

"Not as serious as this Bird of Paradise," He produced a yellow flower and handed it to her.

"Wha-" Toga instinctively took the flower in her other hand,"Where did you-"

"Chocolates?" Kaminari then produced a box of chocolates and handed it to her.

Toga frowned as she let go of him and took the chocolates,"This box of chocolates mean nothing to me..." She opened it and ate one,"... these are good though..."

"That's what a lot of women say to me every White Day." Kaminari winked at her.

Toga snarled,"That's not-"

"But, before we do anything, I must tell you how I feel about our current situation-" He took her by the hand, and then suddenly, her hair was down, she was suddenly in a sparkling blue dress, and was now sitting in a fancy restaurant.

Toga looked around her,"Where did-"

Kaminari was on stage, near a microphone. He was wearing a yellow suit with a black tie as he began to sing:

Some day, when I'm awfully low,

When the world is cold,

I will feel a glow just thinking of you...

And the way you look tonight.

He began to walk down to her as he sang, before taking her up and dancing with her.

Toga's eyes darted back and forth,"No, I can't, I'm promised to Deku... but..." She looked into his eyes,"He's so handsome... charming... and he's singing Sinatra..."

Midoriya picked up his ringing phone,"Hello?"

Kaminari's voice was on the other line,"Midoriya?"

"Yeah?"

"I've got good news and some bad news." Kaminari began, while the sound of cuddling could be overheard,"Good news is that Toga is no longer your problem.

"What's the bad news?" Midoriya asked.

Kaminari was standing near UA, phone in hand, Toga snuggling into his back,"Now she's my problem..."