Please avoid this document unless you wish to encounter such mental images as felines clawing out the organs of communication, underfunded public spaces serving as impromptu safety nets, and the economic potential of cormorant guano. [Mostly TV-verse inspired. Yuletide 2019 gift for kurushi.]

A series of one shots Dunclet, Kladora, Quigley/Fiona and more. Lots of drama, adventure, humor, romance and some au scenes mixed in.

When a storm rolls over their island and leaves behind a suffocating heat, Violet offers Klaus a way to cool off. Violet/Klaus!

This is a Christmas one-shot if you couldn't tell by the title. I don't know how to describe what it is about so you will have to read it to find out.

The Boudelaires life a year after they get off the island. A Quiglet story.

The 50 locations challenge with Klaus Baudelaire and Isadora Quagmire. More information in story.

When Sunny brings home someone very special on Christmas Eve to meet her family, she doesn't realize the surprise that he has in store for her as he tries to solve the mystery surrounding Sunny's relatives. Violet/Klaus

Carmelita Spats is the most beautiful, talented, special, wonderful, mentally stable, brilliant, amazing little girl in the whole wide world. Carmelita Spats claims to be a lot of things. All of those things are lies.

Vouloir la mort de jeunes orphelins pour toucher leur fortune n'est pas toujours facile. Le Compte Olaf était parfois pris d'une profonde mélancolie.

Klaus and Violet must face their own insecurities on top of all else that conspires against them at Prufrock Prep. Klaus/Violet

"In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one's philosophical and literary principles." is a phrase which here means: Lemony Snicket lied about the deaths of Jacques Snicket and Olivia Caliban in order to protect them.

The Snicket siblings have been rescued by a submarine commanded by a girl looking for her missing father, but their peace last little as soon they encounter a deadly fungus, bad spelling, drugged children and a coded telegram. AU, sequel to "Will anywhere ever feel like home again?", but not directly.

He used to look at the world through rose-colored glasses: Now he understands what comes with being a volunteer. He recognizes there is change you can control, and change you can control. And change you shouldn't. What comes with being a volunteer? Learn to recognize the bad. Face the ugly. Appreciate the very rare, intermittent goods. Maybe you'll understand why we do what we do.

Ike visits Gregor's laboratory and remembers something.

Violet and Klaus spend their first night in their new house. Violet/Klaus

Things were not the same after they left home.

Beatrice breaks one of Lemony's rules.

Lemony is a mystery.

The Quagmires have reunited atop the self-sustaining hot air mobile home, but they can't stay up there forever. What will they find when they finally come down to the Sebald Academy, V.F.D.'s final safe place for both sides of the schism after the fighting is over? A better life, for sure, but will they ever truly be safe?

Only one person could be at Theodora's window 3 am with such an absurd plan.

Three orphaned children spend their first night with their new guardian, a man about whom no good words can be said. AU.

Four Baudelaires set sail one fateful morning, but only one landed back on Briny Beach. It's up to them to decide what to do next. One-shot collection. Story 1: Klaus and Lemony. Story 2: Violet and Ellington Feint

If you are not someone well versed in coded phrases and secret organizations, then these notes are not meant for you. I would recommend you burn them, but that seems less than noble. If you are a fellow volunteer, than I recommend reading the report. -K

In a world where the Schism between volunteers occurred but was resolved quickly and amicably, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire’s parents are killed in a gas fire in their own home. While the children wait for their new guardian Dr. Montgomery Montgomery to return from a herpetology trip in the jungles of India, Mr. Poe takes the children to the theatre to ease their minds. Ther

A decade long relationship ends after a sordid confession leaving Klaus and Violet to finally face the consequences of their actions. Klaus/Violet