Everyone is His Bitch, Klaus Baudelaire's Wikipedia Parody, Quigley Has a Dream, What Really Happened at the Beach... this is a compilation of the parodies/cracks I've written on A Series of Unfortunate Events

Violet is happy until duncan dies... Rated T for suicide! WARNING! charecter Deaths!

Violet seems so happy until Duncan dies. This made me cry writing it! Rated T for suicide! Warning! 2 character deaths!

The Baudelaires have suffered a great loss. Will the Baudelaites ever be happy again?

Violet has painful memories about her past. Will she ever get over them?

Violet and Sunny are becoming rivals! What will happen? Read and find out!

Will have Asoue in it soon!

Violet is Morninng over Quigley... will she ever see him again? read and find out. Hints of sex so T just in case!

Fiona says goodbye to Klaus. Takes place in Grim Grotto. Shortie But a sweet one. SORRY FIONA HATERS!

Everyone is dying alphebetically, but who is the cause? What kind of person would do this? Will it be stopped before it reaches Z?

Count Olaf is surprised when Kit Snicket decided to show up after so long, especially now, of all times. That doesn't mean it displeases him. Based on the FILM events and characters (i.e. Jim Carrey's portrayal of Count Olaf)

Olaf is filled with hatred as he sees Kit Snicket and Dewey Denouement kissing at midnight under the apple trees. Just a little creepy fic I wrote. T for violence and swearing.

Violet Is going to sing a song... What will happen? read and find out.

Why do Murder and Shudder sound so similar? A shortish poem, prompted by Coenseo, who asked me that right question. Go follow her. Kind of a story but kind of a poem. For Q.Q, my biggest what if.

Meet Anaitis Montgomery as she struggles with love and grief with Marah and Malmsey.

A very short recap of the moment in Chapter 10.

Un peu de latin dans le désordre

Set in All The Wrong Questions [ATWQ]. In which, Ellington contemplates about some decisions and of course, Lemony Snicket.

Chapter 8, the final chapter, is posted / A daring rescue mission, a developing attraction, and an eye that seems to follow them everywhere, the Baudelaires are determined to uproot every last secret of VFD. Unfortunately for them, they're not the only ones that are searching. Violet/Quigley. R&R.

Set in Book Three, 'Shouldn't You Be In School' of All The Wrong Questions [ATWQ] Ever wondered what happened before Ellington Feint woke up Lemony Snicket in her room at the Academy? This is a shot at that.

What if "The Marvelous Marriage" had worked out and now Olaf and Violet were really married? What would Olaf do then and what would eventually happen to the Beaudulaire orphans? You know there's no justice in A Series of Unfortunate Events...and that's what this story is all about. Read and find out just what happens after the Count finally gets exactly what he wants...

Count Olaf tricks Kit Snicket into coming to the Lucky Smells Lumber mill and hypnotizes her there... one-shot. Kit/Olaf Characters: Count Olaf, Kit Snicket, Dr. Georgina Orwell, Charles (mention only)

ATWQ. A report of various and sundry occurrences taking place at Black Cat Coffee (Stain'd-by-the-Sea, corner of Caravan and Parfait) concerning Ellington Feint and Dashiell Qwerty, that occurred during Lemony Snicket's apprenticeship in said town.

ATWQ. A series of short stories and wrong questions in the lives of Lemony Snicket and his associates in the small and dying town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea. It might be better if you find a collection of happy stories about fuzzy kittens who ask the right questions to read instead. Various characters and pairings.

You never leave the scene of a crime. But with the hotel ablaze, and three precious souls at risk, Justice Strauss may find herself doing just that.