A Loony Night

Luna x Harry

Luna catches Ginny making fun of her. Luna responds appropriately.


"Tick-tock, tick-tock."

Luna Lovegood was in a good mood tonight. She hummed to herself the beat of a clock, hoping to make the time fly by even faster. The light-blonde haired girl skipped down the halls of Gryffindor tower, rather brazenly, as if unaware of the fact that it was against the rules to be in a different house, not to mention that it was after curfew.

"Tick-tock, tick-tock."

The reason for her good mood?

Luna had finally convinced Ginny Weasley to help her in her search for Moon Frogs. Being quite a timid species of amphibian, they only showed themselves out by the Great Lake at precisely midnight. Luna had never once gotten to see the fabled creature despite her many attempts, chalking it up to her lack of a scouting partner.

Luna abruptly stopped in place and tilted her head to the side in serious thought. It was awfully nice of Ginny to help me on such short notice.

She twirled a magical yellow rose in her hand, a small token of appreciation for Ginny.

"What a great friend." Luna said aloud, smiling as she started skipping enthusiastically again.

"Tick-tock, tick-tock."


Eventually, Luna found herself outside the Gryffindor Ladies room, hearing the ambient sound of a group of feminine voices inside. Intrigued, Luna put her head to the wooden door, feeling quite sneaky.

"You actually agreed to go searching for Moon Frogs?" asked an incredulous voice. Luna nodded happily to herself, liking where this conversation was going.

"No, no. Lavender, let me finish." A voice that was unmistakably Ginny Weasley replied. "I only said that so I wouldn't have to hear her blabber to me for hours. Of course, I'm not going."

"So, what, she's going to be waiting for you at the Lake the whole night?" A period of silence filled the room.

"Classic Loony!" exclaimed the girls altogether, breaking out into loud laughter.

Luna's face turned expressionless, clenching her fists so hard that the stem of her rose broke with a snap. After what felt like an eternity, the room became quiet.

"Anyways," Lavender's voice took on a mischievous tone. "Ginny, any reason you snuck back into the dorms so late last night? Was Harry Potter giving you a hard time?"

The room broke into a group of gasps and giggles, and even Luna could feel the redness of Ginny's cheek from the hall.

Luna tilted her head again, in deep contemplation. Harry. A grin slowly began to appear on her face. She turned her body suddenly, skipping down the hall.

"Tick-tock, tick-tock."


Harry Potter threw his head back in frustration. He had just spent the past few hours attempting and failing quite spectacularly at making a Wit-Sharpening potion.

He leaned down to reach for another vial of Armadillo bile, only to find it empty.

Harry let out a deep sigh. I am so fucked for the Potions exam tomorrow.

Harry started to get up from his desk, resigned to his fate.

"Knock, knock,"

Harry froze in place, his head tilted in confusion. It wasn't the fact that someone was knocking on his door in the middle of the night that gave him any pause. It was the fact that he swore someone had said the words aloud rather than physically knocking on the door.

He shook his head; I really should start sleeping earlier. Harry turned once again towards his room-

"Knock, knock."

Harry frowned and turned his body towards the direction of the noise. He unsheathed his wand and moved slowly towards the door, making sure to keep his footsteps as quiet as possible. One, two, three! Harry swung the door open and pointed his wand menacingly, only to find a familiar light-blonde haired girl waving her hand back at him.

"L-Luna?" Harry stammered out. "What are you- How did you-?"

"Hi Harry." Luna interrupted in her typical dream-like voice. "How are you doing tonight?"

Harry sighed in resignation. Now much used to his quirky friend's lack of decorum, he didn't even bother to bring up that Luna probably shouldn't sneak into another house in the middle of the night just to ask how he was doing.

"I'm doing good, I…" Harry trailed off, seeing how sincerely Luna was looking at him. "Actually, I just used my last dose of Armadillo bile, and I still haven't figured how to get that stupid Wit-Sharpening Potion to work."

Harry now stepped outside of the Gryffindor boys' room with Luna, prepared to walk his friend out of the tower before she could get herself into any trouble.

As if sensing the boy's intentions, Luna's body stiffened.

"I happen to know where we can get some armadillo bile!" Luna remarked, her voice one pitch higher than usual.

Harry put on a skeptical face, remembering the last time Luna had led him somewhere; he got lost in a swamp for a full day. But I really could use that Armadillo bile…

"That would be great Luna, but if it's a bit er, far, I don't need-"

That was all the affirmation Luna needed before lacing her hand into Harry's and dragging him down the dark hall.

"Wait! Wait! Luna!"

"Here."

"Luna, we're in the girl's bathroom." Harry replied incredulously. He turned his head and scanned the rather spacious lavatory, seeing if there were any stray Armadillos strolling around that he missed.

"It's right there, don't you see it?" Luna walked a few meters on the tile floors before turning to face Harry.

"I-I don't see anything." Harry rubbed his head, struggling to find a nice way to say what he wanted. "I appreciate the help, Luna, I really do, but-" Harry choked on his words.

Luna had dropped her black robe to the floor, beginning to slowly unbutton her white shirt.

One button, two buttons, three buttons. More and more of her light-skinned cleavage showed as Harry watched on, mesmerized. Luna stared at Harry's face in amusement, before tossing her shirt to the ground.

"Are you sure you don't see it?" Luna's voice was as smooth as silk.

Now Harry Potter could be dense at times, but he wasn't stupid.

"I…I… Yes! Yes! I definitely see it now, Luna." Stammered Harry, pinching himself to make sure this was actually happening.

"Well then, you should get what you came for, right?"

Harry nodded lamely, unable to look at anywhere other than her vanilla-colored breasts. Luna sauntered towards him, her silver eyes locked onto Harry's own green.

Her pale-white skin looked perfectly smooth throughout her whole body, free of any blemishes, freckles, and- Wait. A certain fiery redhead crossed through Harry's mind at that moment, and he snapped out of his daze.

Luna was now a hair's breadth away from him, and he could smell a rather lovely scent of peppermint on her. He felt her warm breath tickling his neck, making it hard for him to think.

"L-Luna, I'm with Ginny." Harry stammered, turning his head from her.

Two soft hands grabbed Harry's hands and pushed them on to her breast. Harry groaned. Luna's breasts were warm and soft, and he reflexively gave them a squeeze, loving how they felt in his hands.

Luna let out an approving moan, her hands now fiddling with her skirt.

Alarm-bells went off in Harry's head, and his voice came out a little more urgent than last time.

"Luna, we-we shouldn't. You and Ginny are f-friends."

In hindsight, perhaps that would have been more convincing had he not been still fondling her tits.

Luna bent forward, stepping out of her black skirt.

Look away. Look away. Look-

And there stood Luna Lovegood in all her glory, completely naked with only a sheer light violet thong on, contrasting with the rather dark wet spot in the middle of her underwear.

Harry gulped. Was Luna always this hot?

Luna's hands wandered to the front of Harry's uniform, trailing from his shoulders down to his chest. Her finger went down in a straight line until she reached his waist. Her pale, silvery eyes looked straight at him, and she grabbed a handful of Harry's crotch, beginning to massage it through his trousers.

Fuck. Harry clenched his teeth as tightly as he could, trying not to show Luna how good that felt.

"Oh, Harry." Luna said dreamily. "What's this?"

Harry bit his lip, refusing to give an answer.

"It's so hard." Luna continued, her hand now rubbing against his shaft. "Are you hiding something in here?"

Unfortunately, Harry's dick was a lot more honest than him, and despite his best attempts, grew painfully erect under Luna's touch. Harry grimaced and closed his eyes, trying to find some way to diffuse the situation. I should tell her to stop; yeah, that'd be good. I should push her off, also a good idea. Harry's indecisiveness proved to be costly.

Luna took the opportunity to fall to her knees, using her downward momentum to yank Harry's pants down, causing his cock to spring out and slap the girl in the face, making her moan in surprise. Harry opened his eyes to see a long streak of pre-cum that his dick had left across her cheek. Harry wanted to say something, but no words came out.

"Wow, Harry." The girl took a moment to admire his dick, his full length now pulsing within inches of her face. Luna wrapped her small hands around it, struggling to even cover half of his shaft. "It's so big."

Luna started moving her hands up and down his shaft, forcing a moan out of Harry's lips. She looked up at him, her usual dream-like grey eyes now cloudy with lust.

"L-Luna, this isn't you… you're a nice girl, you shouldn't- ughh"

Luna wrapped her soft lips around his cockhead, her warm mouth coating it in her thick saliva. Her tongue swirled around the tip, massaging it, teasing the underside of his dick with each eager lick. Harry could feel her plushy lips drag across the back of his head, and the girl now slurped noisily away at it, eagerly lapping up the boy's precum.

Harry threw his head back and let out a loud groan. When the fuck had Luna learned to suck dick like that?

One of Luna's hands moved to fondle his now bloated balls, while the other remained dutifully jerking up and down his throbbing shaft. Luna lost herself in her lust, addicted to the sweet taste of Harry's pre-cum and started slobbering all over his head, trying to force more nectar down her throat.

Slurp. Squelch. Slurp.

Harry watched on in a daze, staring down at the pretty blonde servicing him on her knees. It was too much for even the savior of the world to handle.

"Fuck… Luna that feels good." Harry admitted, his resilience starting to fade. He even put his hand behind her blonde hair, encouraging her to keep going.

Luna looked at Harry and smiled, as if waiting for this moment. She moved off his dick with a plop.

"Hey Harry, can Ginny do this?"

Before he could even register what she was saying, Luna wrapped her slutty little lips around Harry's cock again, this time inhaling his shaft in her mouth. His monster dick started disappearing inch by inch down her aching throat until her pretty nose stopped right at Harry's neatly trimmed pubes. Luna's grey eyes looked up at him innocently.

Harry nearly came right there.

"F-fucking hell," Harry groaned. "No… she can't."

Luna grinned triumphantly, slithering her tongue around Harry's shaft as she started bobbing her head, beginning to eagerly deepthroat him. Her now free hands began playing with her nipples, tugging at them. Each time Luna let out a moan it sent mini vibrations all over his cock, sending him closer and closer to the edge.

Harry pulled at her light-blonde hair, feeling his balls get tighter.

"Luna… I'm gonna cum!"

His cock dragged out of her mouth, a long string of her spit trailing out from it. Luna took her hands and started furiously jerking him off, opening her mouth wide.

Wait. She isn't planning to…

Harry couldn't finish that thought as he let out a grunt, and his balls began dumping their contents into the poor girl's mouth. Load after load of thick cum shot out from his dick like a hose, painting the inside of her mouth until he couldn't even see a single speck of pink on her tongue remaining.

When his cock finally stopped twitching, Luna closed her mouth and, letting out an audible gulp, swallowed his whole load.

"Yum."

Harry could only stare at her, speechless.

Luna started slowly getting to her feet, taking off her now ruined panties and tossing them carelessly on the floor. She walked towards one of the bathroom's walls, leaned against it, and waved her bare ass at him.

"Harry, my pussy is hungry."

Harry hardened again instantly. He was far past his breaking point now.

Growling, he jumped behind her, lining up his cockhead to her cunt and pushing into her. Merlin, Luna was tight. His cock moved painfully slowly up her now soaking entrance, her pussy clutching on to his shaft as he dug deeper and deeper.

"Sh-Shit…" Luna moaned out.

Harry pushed his hips as far as he physically could, grunting as he barely, just barely managed to sink his full-length in. He took a deep breath, preparing to fuck the girl senseless. He dragged his dick out of her pussy, and just before he could slam it home-

Luna put her dainty hand on Harry's chest, preventing him from thrusting any further. Luna turned her head to look at him.

"Say Harry, which pussy feels better, mine or Ginny's?" Her usual dream-like voice was nowhere to be found, and her eyes narrowed at him, demanding an answer.

"Yours." Harry didn't know what the fuck happened to Luna, but he was already far too gone to do anything about it now. "Your pussy feels better."

Luna's pussy gushed in response.

"Fuck me like it then."

Harry wasted no time in heeding the girl's command, immediately thrusting his throbbing dick mercilessly hard into her waiting cunt. With each heavy thrust, his cock bounced her tiny body against the wall, making Luna's head bobble along, completely at his mercy.

"Oh! Oh! Ungh!" Luna screamed, her hands now desperately clutching at the wall.

Harry grunted and slapped her pale ass cheeks so hard they reddened instantly, loving how the blonde's cute ass jiggled around helplessly. Her pussy started splattering even more juices on his cock, so much that it started leaking everywhere on the bathroom floor, leaving a pool underneath them. Harry could smell how horny she was.

"Fucking hell Luna, did you want my dick that bad?"

"Y-Yes! Yes! I-I love your dick! Fuck me harder!

Harry groaned, speeding up his thrusts even more.

The two lost themselves in their carnal lust, filling the bathroom with the sounds of moans, screams, and slaps. Harry was fucking Luna rougher and harder than he had ever even imagined fucking Ginny, and she was loving every second of it.

In what felt like hours, Luna broke first.

"Harry! Harry! Unghhhhhh!" The girl screamed in pleasure, her walls gripping his dick as she came hard.

Harry groaned as the girl rode out her climax, feeling his own orgasm coming.

"Fuck… Fucking shit… Fuck!"

He yanked his dick out of Luna's pussy, and stroking furiously, sprayed load after unending load of cum all over her ass. Her previously pristinely pale ass was now covered in his thick semen.

The two dropped to the tile floor in exhaustion, breathing heavily as they began to finally come down from their high.

Harry sat against the wall, so tired he could probably pass out right there, but one thing still lingered in the back of his mind.

"Luna, about your knocking…" Harry trailed off.

Luna smiled in response, now sprawled on the floor.

"Well, it'd be rude to knock so late at night, right?"

Harry sighed in response, unable to argue with her logic.


Ginny Weasley waited at her table in the Great Hall, bursting with its usual livelihood of talk and cups clattering about. Her breakfast plate remained completely untouched, and she looked rather pensive, looking at the door.

As if on cue, Luna Lovegood walked by the two huge doors, and Ginny got up from her seat and walked quickly toward her. "L-Luna!" Ginny put on a sympathetic face. "A lot of stuff came up last night, and I totally forgot we were supposed to meet at the Great Lake."

Luna smiled at her response, completely unfazed.

"That's alright Ginny, it happens."

"No luck in finding Moon Frogs I assume." Ginny put her hand to her hair, unable to stop herself from messing with Luna. "Say, what if next time you tried luring them out with food, maybe some pineapples or-"

"What a coincidence." Luna interrupted.

"I-I'm sorry?"

"That's what Harry's cum tastes like. Pineapple."

Ginny's jaw dropped, frozen in disbelief as the smiling blonde walked past her, humming happily.

"Tick-tock."


Short Author's Note:

I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it.
I've been slowly getting back into writing smut as of late, and I should be posting more content soon. If for some reason I don't have a story updated on here, it might be on my HF instead. Check my profile for links to that.

Harry x Pansy should be next
Helping Hand Ch. 2 ~ after that hopefully

I appreciate any feedback or comments. Thank you for reading.