All the Bells and Whistles

Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Beyblade series.

Pairing: Established Bell x Ranzo.

Summary:

Bell terrorizes an airport on a motorized suitcase.


"I'm sorry, did a bratty kid with red hair and a huge opinion of himself ride a piece of luggage through here?" Ranzo inquired.

"Excuse me? A kid? Riding a piece of luggage?" The woman at the departures desk asked back.

"GAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE DEMON KING!"

Pretty much everyone in the immediate vicinity stopped what they were doing to watch a short boy in a cape whiz by on a motorized suitcase, his hands and legs gripped around the fully extended pull-out handle as though it were a steering wheel.

Ranzo was an energetic guy, but Mother of God, Bell was on higher plane. A Beyblade that kept spinning and spinning!

Bell wasn't doing any actual steering either, and it was a wonder he didn't hit anyone!

"Credo! Bell! Get off that thing!" Ranzo gave chase, almost choking on his lollipop.

The suitcase was abruptly halted on an airport security guard's sole.

Additional guards approached Bell and Ranzo, all unimpressed.

"Are you responsible for this individual?"

"Yes!" Ranzo made it clear he was as exasperated with Bell as they were. "Forgive him. He's just way into dress-up!"

Airports don't usually get a visit from Dracula.

After bowing profusely and squashing Bell's head to do the same, the two of them were let off with a warning. Ranzo pulled the luggage himself so Bell lost his vehicle for mayhem.

"We shouldn't have flown commercial. Private jets your whole life, you're way too spoiled to behave like a normal person!"

"Hmph! I'm the Demon King!"

"Can you not act like you for a minute?"

"Ranzo! Don't be such a sourpuss!"

Ranzo showed Bell the lollipop in his mouth. "Sour lime, Bell!"

"Don't pretend my pranks aren't the best! You should thank me I agreed to let you show me around Brazil! The Demon King doesn't go out with just anyone!"

"Sure, sure!" the blond dismissed sarcastically. "Gate 33, Your Princeliness!"

"I want the window seat!"

"I have the window seat, amigo! It's written right here on my ticket!"

"Then you better swap seats with me, Ranzo!"

Bell was the type who if they ever divorced after getting married, would definitely walk away with most of Ranzo's assets!

Haha, joke's on you, amigo! I don't have any money!

But he did have other assets.

Other qualities.

His charm, however in-your-face.

"I won't swap seats with you, but you can sit on my leg when the seatbelt light isn't on!"