Sora and his buddy ol' pals have landed on Port Royal to slay more freaking heartless! The three gaze in awe and confusion at their surroundings, "this place looks…different?" Donald says in a strange way? Before they could go exploring a group of pirates BLOCKED THEIR PATH AND PETE is HELPING THEM WTF!? "We can't let you any further, mate." One pirate said while grimming, the rest of his crew scowled at Sora, Donald, Goofy who were petrified in FEAR! Their captain, I forgot his name errrm, called upon three of his trusty comrades while the rest were ordered to search for a missing medallion. "Heh, only three of you? I thought you guys were hot shit huhhhh?" Sora snarkingly said while Goofy slaps Sora behind his head. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Sora YELPED! There is no turning back for our three heroes so they tried fighting all three pirateswhile Pete's sitting on a bench drinking a soda, how nice. Now because the moon was shining upon these pirates, Sora and his friends weren't able to defeat them but Sora and his pals didn't know that. "Off ta HELL with ya!" One of the pirate's threatened back at Sora as some dreary clouds slowly blocked the moon's glow. Pete noticed this and yelled out, "oh no, they could see you! Stay away from their MAGIC! " No one really paid attention to him so Pete slowly walked back over to his bench to finish his soda. Finally, after 2.5 hours of nonstop fighting, SORA AND FRIENDS WON DA BATTLE! However, a girl named Elizabeth gets kidnapped by one of the pirates and her boyfriend or husband, (I have no clue) Will, tries chasing after her until he gets bombarded by heartless. Luckily for him, Sora, Goofy, and Donald were there to rescue him and headed off to the harbor where they met JACK SPARROW AAAAAAAAAHHH! At first Jack didn't give a shit about helping them until Will bargained that he'll pay off his debt AND to help him sail his ship. Jack agrees and slowly says "well hop on board, matey." Maybe Jack is a little drunk or sleepy during this scene, probably both. Sora could care less because now he gets to be a pirate! "YAAAYY YAYAYAYAY! HAHAHAH AYE AYE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!" Sora exclaims while everyone did an anime face palm and ssssiigghheeddd.
So after a whole ass epilogue about how this final medallion can free these pirates from their curse, and Will saving Elizabeth. We FINALLY meet up with Sora and the gang, "don't cha worry mein friends, I will hold em' off hehe! J-just give us a sign when the ship's ready to sail." Sora boldly states, Will nods and flees the scene with Elizabeth. After getting beaten and bruised up by strong burly men, Sora and his friends narrowly escape with just a few scratches and bloody bruises to spare and run towards the ship. Some time later, Jack gets kidnapped by those same pirates "gorsh what do we do now?" Goofy asks. "I'm not sure…hmmmm ACK!-" Will gets startled as the same pirate ship that has Jack on board, rams on the side of their ship! Elizabeth notices a number of cannons lining around the ship, "hmm I guess we can fire at them?" "Wow! Just like real pirates!" Sora glees while jumping up and down with a bottle of rum, Elizabeth looks very confused and blankly responds saying, "yeah…" (Insert the Pirates of the Caribbean theme) The crew is firing at will while simultaneously battling with more skeleton pirates that keep jumping aboard the ship. While all of this is happening, Sora is making up lyrics from the Pirates of the Caribbean theme while drinking and clumsy fighting heehee ^^;! "HAHA! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUND DUNDUNA! We're setting sails off the seven seas to save my good amigo who's….h-h-h-h-handso-AWESOME INDEED!" "Can you SHUT THE BLEEP UP AND FIGHT?" Donald yells at Sora, "Oh, right eheheeh my bad!" Sora says in a cheeky way until he trips on Donald's magic staff. Sigh what a loser am I right? After the battle was over everyone was jumping up and down saying that they won, UNTIL the same pirates actually snuck on board, Sora and his friends frowned :(. "You know we can't die, right?" The captain states however Will has other plans as he points his gun at him and exclaims how he's the son of a LEGENDARY PIRATE named Bootstrap Bill Turner and that he has REAL Pirate blood coursing through his veins. This gives the captain and his crew a mighty chill, "Release my friends erm except Jack!" Will exclaims while Jack is looking down in shame. So another fight ensues, God how much more is there FUCK THIS!
During the fight, Will offers to sacrifice himself to the captain so that way the curse can be lifted. However, to the Captains dismay Sora and his friends actually won another battle. "Yaaaaay! Treasure YAHOO MATEY!" Sora exclaims like a weirdo. "How the HELL did you guys escape?" the captain angrily asks while Donald responds back in the dumbest way possible, "because we're pirates!" "Y-you think this is a game? Save that shit for the nursery mates!" the captain exclaims as a barrage of enemies surround Sora although he eventually defeats them all. "Heh, no more playacting now HUH!" Sora boasted. Everyone turns their gaze onto Jack and the captain awkwardly duels in the background as Jack accidentally walks underneath the moon's light to relevae that he also has the same CURSE! "Not so smug now are ya, aye?" The captain mockingly remarks at him while Jack Sparrow is awkwardly playing with his hands. "GET OUT HERE PETE, WE WON!" The captain shouts out as Pete creepily walks out from the shadows. "See, I wasn't so useless after all!" He exclaims and calls out some new heartless'. "Oh God damn it." Will says out loud as Sora, Donald, and Goofy gasped because he said the Lord's name in vain! (Sorry my mom wrote that part. So uuummmm…ANYWAYS!) They finally win the battle and Jack steps down into the shadows with the captain as he points a gun straight at him. "Are we done, Barbossa? Can we just call it a draw?" Barbossa, aka the captain, grazes his fingers over his whiskers and simply states, "oohhh Jack, how many times do I have to tell ya? I can't die, mate." Jack Sparrow finally had enough so he throws the last medallion into the treasure box and fires his gun. "EHEHEHEH what the Hell was that all about ACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!-" Barbossa exclaims and drops to his knees as he's slowly dying. "Heh, it looks like the curse has been lifted!" Sora jokingly states as he takes another swig of rum and falls on his back like a weirdo. "Gorsh let me have a swig of that gyuck! Gyuck!" Goofy says as he takes Sora's bottle and drinks the rest of it. "Goofy you fucking dickhead! That's the only bottle left!" Sora drunkenly yells at Goofy. "G-g-g-g-gorssshh HYYIICK m-my baaad?!" Goofy drunkenly says as the rest of the team shuns them. As everyone says goodbye, Sora is just staring at Will and Elizabeth hugging each other. Goofy and Donald also notice this and start teasing Sora. "G-g-ggggooooorrrrssssshhh it looks like your face is turning red." Goofy remarks. "I know who you're thinking about heeeeheeee!" Donald gleefully says but Sora was having NONE of it! "S-s-shut the FACK UP! God I wish I was cool like Jack…..SSSSSSIIIIIGHHHHH" Sora depressingly says as Jack Sparrow's ship slowly sails off to sea.
Author's Note: Author's note: YARE MATEY'S I mean hi guys. So I hoped you guys enjoyed part 1 because part 2 is coming out rrrreeeeaaaaalllll soooo, STAY TUNED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
